Penny Dreadful: "PD non-league"
Game 591473360
PDBot has started watching.
rustbeltwolf joined the game.
NG4 joined the game.
[League] Host doesn't have active run
[CHAT] PDBot: [sD][sR] This is not a valid League pairing!
[CHAT] PDBot: [sD][sR] NG4, you do not have an active run.
[CHAT] NG4: glhf!
[CHAT] rustbeltwolf: !notleague
[CHAT] PDBot: [sD]This isn't a League match.
[CHAT] rustbeltwolf: thanks you too :)
rustbeltwolf chooses to play first.
rustbeltwolf keeps this hand.
NG4 keeps this hand.
Turn 1: rustbeltwolf
rustbeltwolf skips their draw step.
rustbeltwolf plays [Mountain].
Turn 1: NG4
NG4 plays [Mystic Monastery].
Turn 2: rustbeltwolf
rustbeltwolf plays [Mountain].
Turn 2: NG4
NG4 plays [Mountain].
NG4 casts [Boros Signet].
Turn 3: rustbeltwolf
rustbeltwolf plays [Mountain].
Turn 3: NG4
NG4 plays [Mystic Monastery].
Turn 4: rustbeltwolf
rustbeltwolf plays [Mountain].
Turn 4: NG4
NG4 plays [Mystic Monastery].
NG4 casts [Beetleback Chief].
NG4 puts triggered ability from [Beetleback Chief] onto the stack (When Beetleback Chief enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.).
NG4's [Beetleback Chief] creates two Goblin tokens.
Turn 5: rustbeltwolf
rustbeltwolf casts [Desperate Ravings].
rustbeltwolf draws two cards with [Desperate Ravings].
rustbeltwolf discards [Mountain].
rustbeltwolf plays [Island].
Turn 5: NG4
NG4 casts [Assemble the Legion].
rustbeltwolf is being attacked by [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, and [Beetleback Chief].
Turn 6: rustbeltwolf
Turn 6: NG4
NG4 puts triggered ability from [Assemble the Legion] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on Assemble the Legion. Then create a 1/1 re...).
NG4's [Assemble the Legion] creates a Soldier token.
rustbeltwolf is being attacked by [Soldier] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, and [Beetleback Chief].
NG4 casts [Beetleback Chief].
rustbeltwolf casts [Dictate of the Twin Gods].
NG4 puts triggered ability from [Beetleback Chief] onto the stack (When Beetleback Chief enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.).
NG4's [Beetleback Chief] creates two Goblin tokens.
Turn 7: rustbeltwolf
rustbeltwolf casts [Riddle of Lightning] targeting NG4.
rustbeltwolf put a card on the bottom of the library.
rustbeltwolf put a card on top of rustbeltwolf's library.
rustbeltwolf put a card on top of rustbeltwolf's library.
rustbeltwolf reveals [Rough/Tumble].
rustbeltwolf has conceded from the game.
Winner: NG4
Game 1 Completed.
rustbeltwolf has left the game.
Game 591474452
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rustbeltwolf chooses to play first.
rustbeltwolf keeps this hand.
NG4 mulligans to 6 cards.
NG4 keeps this hand.
Turn 1: rustbeltwolf
NG4 put a card on the bottom of the library.
rustbeltwolf skips their draw step.
rustbeltwolf plays [Mountain].
Turn 1: NG4
NG4 plays [Boros Guildgate].
Turn 2: rustbeltwolf
rustbeltwolf plays [Island].
Turn 2: NG4
NG4 plays [Mountain].
NG4 casts [Dragon Fodder].
rustbeltwolf casts [Desperate Ravings].
rustbeltwolf draws two cards with [Desperate Ravings].
rustbeltwolf discards [Riddle of Lightning].
NG4's [Dragon Fodder] creates two Goblin tokens.
Turn 3: rustbeltwolf
rustbeltwolf plays [Mountain].
Turn 3: NG4
NG4 plays [Boros Guildgate].
NG4 casts [Boros Signet].
rustbeltwolf is being attacked by [Goblin] token and [Goblin] token.
[CHAT] rustbeltwolf: it's basically the jankiest/worst combo in pd :P
Turn 4: rustbeltwolf
rustbeltwolf plays [Mountain].
Turn 4: NG4
[CHAT] NG4: lol
NG4 plays [Plains].
NG4 casts [Assemble the Legion].
rustbeltwolf is being attacked by [Goblin] token and [Goblin] token.
Turn 5: rustbeltwolf
rustbeltwolf plays [Island].
[CHAT] NG4: i dont really present much of a clock to u tho
[CHAT] rustbeltwolf: i have a mardu control deck that uses assemble as well
[CHAT] rustbeltwolf: slow is def the issue
Turn 5: NG4
NG4 puts triggered ability from [Assemble the Legion] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on Assemble the Legion. Then create a 1/1 re...).
NG4's [Assemble the Legion] creates a Soldier token.
NG4 plays [Mountain].
NG4 casts [Beetleback Chief].
NG4 puts triggered ability from [Beetleback Chief] onto the stack (When Beetleback Chief enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.).
NG4's [Beetleback Chief] creates two Goblin tokens.
rustbeltwolf is being attacked by [Soldier] token, [Goblin] token, and [Goblin] token.
[CHAT] NG4: can u guess what this deck does? I'll give you a hint: the name is Assemble the Stax
rustbeltwolf casts [Burst Lightning] (with kicker) targeting NG4.
Turn 6: rustbeltwolf
rustbeltwolf plays [Mountain].
rustbeltwolf casts [Rough].
[CHAT] NG4: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[CHAT] rustbeltwolf: i have a guess :P
Turn 6: NG4
NG4 puts triggered ability from [Assemble the Legion] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on Assemble the Legion. Then create a 1/1 re...).
NG4's [Assemble the Legion] creates two Soldier tokens.
NG4 plays [Plains].
NG4 casts [Boros Signet].
rustbeltwolf is being attacked by [Soldier] token and [Soldier] token.
Turn 7: rustbeltwolf
rustbeltwolf plays [Mountain].
Turn 7: NG4
NG4 puts triggered ability from [Assemble the Legion] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on Assemble the Legion. Then create a 1/1 re...).
NG4's [Assemble the Legion] creates three Soldier tokens.
NG4 casts [Beetleback Chief].
NG4 puts triggered ability from [Beetleback Chief] onto the stack (When Beetleback Chief enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.).
NG4's [Beetleback Chief] creates two Goblin tokens.
rustbeltwolf is being attacked by [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, and [Soldier] token.
rustbeltwolf casts [Dictate of the Twin Gods].
Turn 8: rustbeltwolf
rustbeltwolf casts [Blast of Genius] targeting NG4.
rustbeltwolf draws three cards with [Blast of Genius].
rustbeltwolf discards [Catch/Release].
Winner: rustbeltwolf
Game 2 Completed.
rustbeltwolf has left the game.
Game 591475816
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[CHAT] NG4: i also can't interact with u
NG4 chooses to play first.
NG4 keeps this hand.
rustbeltwolf keeps this hand.
Turn 1: NG4
NG4 skips their draw step.
NG4 plays [Boros Guildgate].
[CHAT] rustbeltwolf: no counters?
Turn 1: rustbeltwolf
rustbeltwolf plays [Frontier Bivouac].
Turn 2: NG4
NG4 plays [Mountain].
NG4 casts [Servo Exhibition].
NG4's [Servo Exhibition] creates two Servo tokens.
Turn 2: rustbeltwolf
rustbeltwolf plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] NG4: nope
rustbeltwolf casts [Omenspeaker].
[CHAT] NG4: RW
rustbeltwolf puts triggered ability from [Omenspeaker] onto the stack (When Omenspeaker enters the battlefield, scry 2.).
rustbeltwolf put a card on the bottom of the library.
rustbeltwolf put a card on the bottom of the library.
Turn 3: NG4
NG4 plays [Boros Guildgate].
Turn 3: rustbeltwolf
rustbeltwolf plays [Island].
Turn 4: NG4
NG4 plays [Mountain].
NG4 casts [Smokestack].
Turn 4: rustbeltwolf
NG4 puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter...).
rustbeltwolf plays [Mountain].
Turn 5: NG4
NG4 puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on Smokestack.).
NG4 puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter...).
NG4 plays [Boros Guildgate].
NG4 casts [Boros Signet].
Turn 5: rustbeltwolf
NG4 puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter...).
rustbeltwolf sacrifices [Omenspeaker].
rustbeltwolf plays [Island].
Turn 6: NG4
NG4 puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on Smokestack.).
NG4 puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter...).
NG4 sacrifices [Servo] token.
NG4 casts [Assemble the Legion].
rustbeltwolf is being attacked by [Servo] token.
rustbeltwolf casts [Dictate of the Twin Gods].
Turn 6: rustbeltwolf
NG4 puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter...).
rustbeltwolf casts [Riddle of Lightning] targeting NG4.
[CHAT] NG4: uh oh
rustbeltwolf put a card on the bottom of the library.
rustbeltwolf put a card on the bottom of the library.
rustbeltwolf put a card on the bottom of the library.
rustbeltwolf reveals [Blast of Genius].
rustbeltwolf sacrifices [Mountain].
rustbeltwolf sacrifices [Island].
[CHAT] NG4: phew
rustbeltwolf plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] rustbeltwolf: that's curtains for me
rustbeltwolf has conceded from the game.
Winner: NG4
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: NG4: 2–1
rustbeltwolf draws their next card.
rustbeltwolf draws their next card.
rustbeltwolf draws their next card.
rustbeltwolf draws their next card.
NG4 has left the game.
rustbeltwolf draws their next card.