Game 591003918

PDBot has started watching.
Wargowitto joined the game.
NARFNra chooses to play first.
NARFNra chooses [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch] as their commander.
citronella chooses [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] as their commander.
EternalParadox38 chooses [Lavinia of the Tenth] as their commander.
Wargowitto chooses [Sekki, Seasons' Guide] as their commander.
[CHAT] NARFNra: gl, hf all
NARFNra keeps this hand.
[CHAT] Wargowitto: glhf all
[CHAT] citronella: hjfhfhf
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: same to you all
citronella mulligans to 7 cards.
EternalParadox38 mulligans to 7 cards.
Wargowitto keeps this hand.
citronella keeps this hand.
EternalParadox38 keeps this hand.
Turn 1: NARFNra
Wargowitto puts [Leyline of Vitality] onto the battlefield.
[CHAT] NARFNra: intense
NARFNra plays [Swamp].
NARFNra casts [Explorer's Scope].
Turn 1: citronella
citronella plays [Foul Orchard].
Turn 1: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Desert of the True].
Turn 1: Wargowitto
Wargowitto plays [Forest].
Turn 2: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Mountain].
NARFNra casts [Universal Solvent].
Turn 2: citronella
[CHAT] NARFNra: got my rb enchantment removal here
citronella plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] NARFNra: :p
Turn 2: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Plains].
EternalParadox38 casts [Thaumatic Compass].
Turn 2: Wargowitto
[CHAT] citronella: im p flooded
Wargowitto plays [Forest].
Wargowitto casts [Rampant Growth].
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: I am praying for lands
[CHAT] Wargowitto: mood
[CHAT] citronella: you are opposite colors or I'd offer a trade
Turn 3: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Swamp].
NARFNra casts [Kolaghan Monument].
Turn 3: citronella
citronella plays [Swamp].
Turn 3: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 casts [Candles of Leng].
[CHAT] Wargowitto: 6 signets and no diamonds huh
Turn 3: Wargowitto
[CHAT] NARFNra: on the hunt for the blue island
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: it's even worse b/c i have compass and card draw in hand
[CHAT] Wargowitto: and all the obelisks/monuments save jeskai
Wargowitto plays [Forest].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i believe so
Wargowitto casts [Lifespinner].
[CHAT] NARFNra: unless i made a mistake somewhere
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Leyline of Vitality] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life.).
Turn 4: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: always the most frustrating  situation to be sitting at 2 mana under your ramp
NARFNra casts [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch].
[CHAT] NARFNra: exava is here to say hello everyone
Wargowitto is being attacked by [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch].
[CHAT] NARFNra: highest life total
Wargowitto has been dealt 4 total damage by NARFNra's commander, [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch].
[CHAT] Wargowitto: nah its fine
Turn 4: citronella
citronella plays [Forest].
[CHAT] NARFNra: :)
citronella casts [Lingering Tormentor].
[CHAT] Wargowitto: i've always been more partial to lysolda...looking forward to it
[CHAT] NARFNra: worth a shot
[CHAT] citronella: I did something!
Turn 4: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: indeed!
EternalParadox38 plays [Plains].
[CHAT] NARFNra: the dirty truth is that exava is better in part of the 99 of another commander
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thaumatic Compass] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your li...).
EternalParadox38 reveals [Island].
Turn 4: Wargowitto
Wargowitto plays [Forest].
[CHAT] NARFNra: she's alright as part of a grenzo deck but if you really want to use her in a +1/+1 counter deck you want to be jund for corpsejack menace
Turn 5: NARFNra
[CHAT] Wargowitto: fuck me
[CHAT] Wargowitto: oh well
NARFNra plays [Rakdos Guildgate].
[CHAT] Wargowitto: secret punt
NARFNra activates an ability of [Explorer's Scope] targeting [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch] (Equip {1}).
NARFNra casts [Serum Tank].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Serum Tank] onto the stack (Whenever Serum Tank or another artifact enters the battlefield, put a charge counter on Serum Tank...).
EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Explorer's Scope] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you...).
NARFNra put a card on top of NARFNra's library.
EternalParadox38 has been dealt 4 total damage by NARFNra's commander, [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch].
Turn 5: citronella
citronella plays [Forest].
citronella casts [Juvenile Gloomwidow].
Turn 5: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: i always liked juvenile gloomwidow
EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[CHAT] NARFNra: azorius tron assembled
EternalParadox38 casts [Kor Cartographer].
Wargowitto casts [Natural Connection].
[CHAT] citronella: I wanna keep gloomwidow in my deck
[CHAT] citronella: I feel like flying is enough of a threat in pdh
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Kor Cartographer] onto the stack (When Kor Cartographer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Plains card, put i...).
[CHAT] citronella: Ive got that three -1-1 counters on target flyer too I think
[CHAT] NARFNra: pith somethin
Turn 5: Wargowitto
[CHAT] NARFNra: pistus strike
Wargowitto plays [Forest].
Wargowitto casts [Nature's Will].
[CHAT] PDBot: [sR]Nature's Will[sR] is not legal in Penny Dreadful.
[CHAT] Wargowitto: wait
[CHAT] citronella: flag on the play!
[CHAT] Wargowitto: iuzdsyghfhgj
[CHAT] NARFNra: 's ok let's just keep goin
[CHAT] Wargowitto: its okay i can actually fix this
NARFNra is being attacked by [Lifespinner].
[CHAT] NARFNra: the vengeance
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Nature's Will] onto the stack (Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, tap all lands that play...).
[CHAT] Wargowitto: sorry for this
Wargowitto casts [Rain of Thorns] targeting [Thaumatic Compass], [Nature's Will], and [Island] (Destroy target artifact. destroy target enchantment. destroy target land).
Turn 6: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: brutal
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: why?
[CHAT] Wargowitto: because i was in that last game
citronella is being attacked by [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Explorer's Scope] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you...).
[CHAT] Wargowitto: well maybe not the last one but i remember the one we played lol
NARFNra puts [Mountain] into play.
[Juvenile Gloomwidow] blocks [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch].
[Lingering Tormentor] blocks [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch].
Blockers for [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch] are ordered as follows: [Juvenile Gloomwidow], [Lingering Tormentor]
[CHAT] NARFNra: actually i suppose gloomwidow could have turned off my unleash huh lol
[CHAT] NARFNra: well anyway
NARFNra casts [Skull Rend].
[CHAT] citronella: idk what unleash is
citronella discards [Crocodile of the Crossing].
citronella discards [Forest].
EternalParadox38 discards [Anticipate].
EternalParadox38 discards [Imprisoned in the Moon].
Wargowitto discards [Alpha Status].
[CHAT] NARFNra: exava's ability, it can't block with a +1/+1 counter on it
[CHAT] NARFNra: wow imprisoned in the moon
[CHAT] NARFNra: intense
Turn 6: citronella
[CHAT] Wargowitto: man i love amonkhets tax creatures
citronella plays [Swamp].
citronella casts [Obelisk Spider].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i love playing them with undying creatures
[CHAT] NARFNra: obelisk spider is also great
citronella casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
NARFNra is being attacked by [Lingering Tormentor].
[CHAT] NARFNra: live fast die hard that's the rakdos way
Turn 6: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Candles of Leng] ( Reveal the top card of your library. If it has the same name as a card in your graveyard, put it ...).
EternalParadox38 reveals [Desert of the Mindful] with [Candles of Leng]'s ability.
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Candles of Leng]'s ability.
EternalParadox38 plays [Desert of the Mindful].
[CHAT] citronella: just love taps right now
[CHAT] citronella: for killing my spider
Turn 6: Wargowitto
Wargowitto plays [Forest].
[CHAT] NARFNra: it died so young
Wargowitto casts [Sekki, Seasons' Guide].
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Leyline of Vitality] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: the big man enters the building
[CHAT] citronella: before the first molt
[CHAT] citronella: you monster
[CHAT] NARFNra: be aware that sekki cannot die from damage at this point
[CHAT] NARFNra: it will survive as a 0/1 that prevents all damage and creates spirit tokens every time it's hit
Turn 7: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's hit
[CHAT] NARFNra: ...
[CHAT] Wargowitto: its a secret
[CHAT] NARFNra: IT IS "HIT"
[CHAT] Wargowitto: besides we have hapatra here that aint no thang
[CHAT] NARFNra: that's true
[CHAT] NARFNra: thankfully, however, despite clearly levitating in its art
[CHAT] NARFNra: it cannot fly
[CHAT] citronella: tokens can be cool
[CHAT] citronella: though
NARFNra casts [Chaos Imps].
Wargowitto is being attacked by [Chaos Imps].
citronella is being attacked by [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Explorer's Scope] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you...).
[CHAT] citronella: how dare you
[CHAT] NARFNra: you could always just take the hit:)
NARFNra put a card on top of NARFNra's library.
[CHAT] citronella: I have to p much
citronella has been dealt 4 total damage by NARFNra's commander, [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch].
Turn 7: citronella
citronella casts [Soul Snuffers].
citronella puts triggered ability from [Soul Snuffers] onto the stack (When Soul Snuffers enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: unleash DEACTIVATED
[CHAT] NARFNra: wow
citronella puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: brutal
citronella puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: i hope your spider knows it's going to be trampled over by a chaos imps next turn
[CHAT] NARFNra: soul snuffers is interesting from an in block perspective because it kills off all those wacky persist creatures runnin around
citronella casts [Hapatra's Mark] targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] NARFNra: good fun with that one creature that steals all dead opponent thingies with -1/-1s tho
[CHAT] NARFNra: damn this is brutal
NARFNra is being attacked by [Lingering Tormentor].
Turn 7: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] Wargowitto: its legal too haha
EternalParadox38 plays [Plains].
EternalParadox38 casts [Lavinia of the Tenth].
[CHAT] citronella: hiss snek
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Lavinia of the Tenth] onto the stack (When Lavinia of the Tenth enters the battlefield, detain each nonland permanent your opponents con...).
Turn 7: Wargowitto
[CHAT] NARFNra: ah, lavinia
Wargowitto casts [Patron of the Orochi].
[CHAT] NARFNra: the mortal enemy of my guild
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Leyline of Vitality] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: very canon fight here
[CHAT] NARFNra: i just realized a fun and good thing i could do
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: is it a board wipe
[CHAT] citronella: save a nuke
[CHAT] citronella: for later
[CHAT] NARFNra: sadly i dont have one
[CHAT] citronella: when I have revels
[CHAT] citronella: :^)
[CHAT] NARFNra: but i do have a fun and good thing i can do
EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Sekki, Seasons' Guide].
[Kor Cartographer] blocks [Sekki, Seasons' Guide].
1 damage caused by [Kor Cartographer] to [Sekki, Seasons' Guide] is prevented.
1 +1/+1 counters are removed from [Sekki, Seasons' Guide].
Wargowitto's ?Unknown? creates a Spirit token.
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Leyline of Vitality] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life.).
Turn 8: NARFNra
NARFNra casts [Aetherborn Marauder].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Aetherborn Marauder] onto the stack (When Aetherborn Marauder enters the battlefield, move any number of +1/+1 counters from other perm...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh. whoops, i am a fool
[CHAT] NARFNra: confused it with spike cannibal
[CHAT] NARFNra: which would have stolen sekki's counters
[CHAT] NARFNra: and gotten haste!
[CHAT] NARFNra: but alas, none of that today
[CHAT] Wargowitto: sekki don't need no counters
citronella is being attacked by [Chaos Imps].
[CHAT] Wargowitto: i mean, he'll take them
[CHAT] citronella: stop lol
[CHAT] NARFNra: just attcking the highest life total my friend
Turn 8: citronella
citronella casts [Skinrender].
citronella puts triggered ability from [Skinrender] onto the stack targeting [Chaos Imps] (When Skinrender enters the battlefield, put three -1/-1 counters on target creature.).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
Turn 8: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: i dont suppose you can flicker lavinia paradox
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Candles of Leng] ( Reveal the top card of your library. If it has the same name as a card in your graveyard, put it ...).
EternalParadox38 reveals [Azorius Guildgate] with [Candles of Leng]'s ability.
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Candles of Leng]'s ability.
EternalParadox38 plays [Azorius Guildgate].
EternalParadox38 casts [Nephalia Smuggler].
[CHAT] citronella: noooo
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's times like these i wish i ran flaying tendrils
Turn 8: Wargowitto
EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Sekki, Seasons' Guide].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i mean paradox's decks get pretty spooky in the lategame but i still think citronella is the main threat rn
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: I won't flicker if you attack wargo instead of me
EternalParadox38 has been dealt 6 total damage by Wargowitto's commander, [Sekki, Seasons' Guide].
[CHAT] citronella: get rid of blue so we can swing our arms in circles in a blood bath without being countered all day!
Wargowitto casts [Golden Guardian].
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: they're already out for me anyways
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Leyline of Vitality] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Serum Tank] onto the stack (Whenever Serum Tank or another artifact enters the battlefield, put a charge counter on Serum Tank...).
Wargowitto activates an ability of [Golden Guardian] targeting [Sekki, Seasons' Guide] ( Golden Guardian fights another target creature you control. When Golden Guardian dies this turn, ...).
4 damage caused by [Golden Guardian] to [Sekki, Seasons' Guide] is prevented.
4 +1/+1 counters are removed from [Sekki, Seasons' Guide].
Wargowitto's [Golden Guardian] creates four Spirit tokens.
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Golden Guardian] onto the stack (When Golden Guardian dies this turn, return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.).
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Leyline of Vitality] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life.).
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Leyline of Vitality] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life.).
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Leyline of Vitality] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life.).
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Leyline of Vitality] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life.).
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: my deck has a grand total of 3 counterspells
Wargowitto activates an ability of [Lifespinner] ( Search your library for a legendary Spirit permanent card and put it onto the battlefield. Then s...).
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Leyline of Vitality] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life.).
Wargowitto activates an ability of [Patron of the Orochi] ( Untap all Forests and all green creatures.).
Wargowitto activates an ability of [Gold-Forge Garrison] ( Create a 4/4 colorless Golem artifact creature token.).
Wargowitto's [Gold-Forge Garrison] creates a Golem token.
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Leyline of Vitality] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Serum Tank] onto the stack (Whenever Serum Tank or another artifact enters the battlefield, put a charge counter on Serum Tank...).
[CHAT] Wargowitto: holy fuck thats so busted
[CHAT] Wargowitto: i cant believe it untaps itself
[CHAT] NARFNra: yep
[CHAT] NARFNra: can do it once each turn
Turn 9: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Terminal Moraine].
[CHAT] NARFNra: hm
[CHAT] NARFNra: so paradox
[CHAT] NARFNra: if you could kill one creature
[CHAT] NARFNra: what creature
[CHAT] Wargowitto: kill sekki
[CHAT] NARFNra: you'll just soulshift it back probably
[CHAT] NARFNra: or recast it
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's better as a 2/3
NARFNra casts [Spread the Sickness] targeting [Obelisk Spider].
NARFNra chooses [Soul Snuffers], [Serum Tank], [Lingering Tormentor], and [Lifespinner] with [Spread the Sickness].
NARFNra adds -1/-1 counter to [Soul Snuffers].
NARFNra adds charge counter to [Serum Tank].
NARFNra adds -1/-1 counter to [Lingering Tormentor].
NARFNra adds -1/-1 counter to [Lifespinner].
[CHAT] citronella: mean
NARFNra casts [Thaumatic Compass].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Serum Tank] onto the stack (Whenever Serum Tank or another artifact enters the battlefield, put a charge counter on Serum Tank...).
Wargowitto is being attacked by [Aetherborn Marauder].
citronella is being attacked by [Chaos Imps].
[CHAT] citronella: listen
[CHAT] citronella: I dont appreciate this you know
[CHAT] NARFNra: i had a 7/6 once!
Turn 9: citronella
[CHAT] NARFNra: but for some mysterious reason it's a 3/2 now
[CHAT] NARFNra: hmmmm
[CHAT] citronella: and who caused that lol
citronella plays [Forest].
[CHAT] Wargowitto: it can be a 6/5 again...just block sekki with it
[CHAT] NARFNra: well i sure don't see any way to make -1/-1 counters on my side of the board ;)
NARFNra is being attacked by [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, and [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] NARFNra: you know i hope that wargowitto is going to take over the game if you just attack me
[Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch] blocks [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] Wargowitto: i hope that as well but i need draw
Turn 9: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: you can tutor every turn
[CHAT] NARFNra: who needs draw
EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[CHAT] Wargowitto: i may have...underestimated the value of lifespinner
[CHAT] Wargowitto: when i was building
[CHAT] NARFNra: run out of legendaries eh
[CHAT] Wargowitto: NO
[CHAT] Wargowitto: no proof
[CHAT] NARFNra: to be fair, not many of them do ll that much in monogreen
[CHAT] NARFNra: elder pine of jukai is AWESOME though
[CHAT] NARFNra: is it legendary i cant remember
[CHAT] Wargowitto: nope :)
EternalParadox38 casts [Diluvian Primordial].
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh boy
[CHAT] Wargowitto: definitely throwing in the kirin tho
[CHAT] Wargowitto: well rip golems
[CHAT] Wargowitto: and leyline i guess
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Diluvian Primordial] onto the stack targeting [Rain of Thorns], [Spread the Sickness], and [Hapatra's Mark] (When Diluvian Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target ...).
EternalParadox38 casts [Hapatra's Mark] from the graveyard with [Diluvian Primordial]'s ability targeting [Diluvian Primordial].
EternalParadox38 casts [Spread the Sickness] from the graveyard with [Diluvian Primordial]'s ability targeting [Patron of the Orochi].
[CHAT] NARFNra: diluvian primordial is pretty brutal, but still doesn't feel as bad as etali stealing all your cool spells
EternalParadox38 casts [Rain of Thorns] from the graveyard with [Diluvian Primordial]'s ability targeting [Golem] token, [Leyline of Vitality], and [Gold-Forge Garrison] (Destroy target artifact. destroy target enchantment. destroy target land).
[CHAT] NARFNra: now im trying to remember if i run like and -x/-x spells
EternalParadox38 chooses [Soul Snuffers], [Chaos Imps], and [Lifespinner] with [Spread the Sickness].
EternalParadox38 adds -1/-1 counter to [Soul Snuffers].
EternalParadox38 adds -1/-1 counter to [Chaos Imps].
EternalParadox38 adds -1/-1 counter to [Lifespinner].
[CHAT] NARFNra: now it's a 2/1
[CHAT] NARFNra: unbelievable
[CHAT] NARFNra: just a single imp left
[CHAT] NARFNra: now sekki can truly learn the meaning of death....
Turn 9: Wargowitto
Wargowitto casts [Verdant Sun's Avatar].
[CHAT] NARFNra: lots of life in this deck
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Verdant Sun's Avatar] onto the stack (Whenever Verdant Sun's Avatar or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you g...).
[CHAT] Wargowitto: thats literally all of it
[CHAT] Wargowitto: i think
[CHAT] NARFNra: heh
[CHAT] NARFNra: i have a fun and exciting card for you if i ever manage to draw it
EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Sekki, Seasons' Guide].
[Lavinia of the Tenth] blocks [Sekki, Seasons' Guide].
4 damage caused by [Lavinia of the Tenth] to [Sekki, Seasons' Guide] is prevented.
2 +1/+1 counters are removed from [Sekki, Seasons' Guide].
Wargowitto's ?Unknown? creates four Spirit tokens.
[CHAT] NARFNra: SUDDENLY GIANT GROWTH
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Verdant Sun's Avatar] onto the stack (Whenever Verdant Sun's Avatar or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you g...).
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Verdant Sun's Avatar] onto the stack (Whenever Verdant Sun's Avatar or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you g...).
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Verdant Sun's Avatar] onto the stack (Whenever Verdant Sun's Avatar or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you g...).
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Verdant Sun's Avatar] onto the stack (Whenever Verdant Sun's Avatar or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you g...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: command zone eh
[CHAT] citronella: THERE NARF
[CHAT] citronella: cant just attack me now cuz high life
Turn 10: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: that's fair
[CHAT] NARFNra: wargo got me with this sick upkeep trigger
[CHAT] citronella: you bene picking on me all game
[CHAT] NARFNra: i will have to think
[CHAT] citronella: under the guise of highest health!
[CHAT] NARFNra: Hmmmmm
[CHAT] citronella: hahaha
[CHAT] NARFNra: you're still at highest health you know
[CHAT] NARFNra: i COULD attack you
[CHAT] citronella: we are even
[CHAT] citronella: attacking me now
[CHAT] citronella: would prove youre out to get me
NARFNra casts [Swarm of Bloodflies].
[CHAT] citronella: and not to be trusted
[CHAT] Wargowitto: oh man
[CHAT] NARFNra: could someone wipe some snakes 
[CHAT] NARFNra: i think that would be nice
[CHAT] NARFNra: or maybe some spirits
[CHAT] NARFNra: that would also be nice
NARFNra activates an ability of [Explorer's Scope] targeting [Aetherborn Marauder] (Equip {1}).
[CHAT] citronella: wait till I get revels on the field
[CHAT] citronella: then go nuke happy
Wargowitto is being attacked by [Aetherborn Marauder].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Explorer's Scope] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you...).
NARFNra put a card on top of NARFNra's library.
[CHAT] NARFNra: hee
[CHAT] NARFNra: hee
[CHAT] NARFNra: hee
Turn 10: citronella
citronella casts [Corrosive Mentor].
citronella casts [Whispersilk Cloak].
[CHAT] NARFNra: man i forgot that card exists
[CHAT] NARFNra: good stuff
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Serum Tank] onto the stack (Whenever Serum Tank or another artifact enters the battlefield, put a charge counter on Serum Tank...).
EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Snake] token, [Skinrender], [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, and [Snake] token.
[Diluvian Primordial] blocks [Skinrender].
[Diluvian Primordial] stops blocking.
[CHAT] NARFNra: sometimes i forget that lavinia has pro red
[Lavinia of the Tenth] blocks [Skinrender].
[CHAT] NARFNra: she would absolutely destroy exava in a fist fight
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Swarm of Bloodflies] onto the stack ( Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Swarm of Bloodflies.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: IT BEGINS....
[CHAT] citronella: I honestly only attacked eternal 
[CHAT] NARFNra: heyyyyy wargowitto you want to start looping sekki from your graveyard right
[CHAT] citronella: because I knew he would only block 1
[CHAT] citronella: and 1 would die
[CHAT] NARFNra: :)
Turn 10: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] citronella: if I attacked you, you might have just blocked everything 
[CHAT] NARFNra: are you running life's legacy/momentous fall wargo?
[CHAT] citronella: and got a x/x
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Nephalia Smuggler] targeting [Lavinia of the Tenth] ( Exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your co...).
[CHAT] Wargowitto: should be
[CHAT] NARFNra: those seem like great cards in a spiritcraft deck w/ kodama of the center tree and stuff
[CHAT] Wargowitto: yet tragically, am not
[CHAT] NARFNra: such is fate
[CHAT] NARFNra: also
[CHAT] NARFNra: we all aboutta go to jail
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: every game
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: it never stops
[CHAT] NARFNra: how the hell does lavinia manage to lock down like 10 snakes
[CHAT] NARFNra: i just dont know
[CHAT] Wargowitto: JAIL
[CHAT] NARFNra: also i am sorry paradox
[CHAT] Wargowitto: she does it with jail
[CHAT] Wargowitto: i'm not...better that than the unfortunate inverse
[CHAT] NARFNra: for what it's worth im not trying to kill you yet
[CHAT] Wargowitto: of letting her get exiled with exile on
[CHAT] NARFNra: all good i have a 5 drop
[CHAT] NARFNra: :)
Turn 10: Wargowitto
Wargowitto plays [Forest].
[CHAT] citronella: I have nothing
[CHAT] citronella: ZE GOGGLES
[CHAT] citronella: ZEY DO NOSIN
[CHAT] NARFNra: 1 more mana until you can get sekki back for sick antics
EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Spirit] token, [Spirit] token, [Spirit] token, [Kodama of the Center Tree], and [Spirit] token.
[Diluvian Primordial] blocks [Kodama of the Center Tree].
EternalParadox38 casts [Illusionist's Stratagem] targeting [Diluvian Primordial], and [Nephalia Smuggler].
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Illusionist's Stratagem].
[CHAT] NARFNra: sick value in dis
[CHAT] NARFNra: aw man don't skull rend
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: can you stop them from killing me?
[CHAT] NARFNra: hmm
[CHAT] NARFNra: let me think for a second
[CHAT] NARFNra: i can remove all of one person's tokens
[CHAT] NARFNra: probably wargo since that also weakens the kodama
[CHAT] NARFNra: i guess you can skull rend if you want
[CHAT] NARFNra: since i can only do 1 player
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Diluvian Primordial] onto the stack targeting [Natural Connection] (When Diluvian Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target ...).
EternalParadox38 casts [Natural Connection] from the graveyard with [Diluvian Primordial]'s ability.
[CHAT] citronella: tokens?
[CHAT] citronella: or 1/1s
[CHAT] NARFNra: that's an interesting question isn't it
[CHAT] NARFNra: maybe im running aether snap!
[CHAT] citronella: haha
Turn 11: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: or maybe im gonna cast void x=0
[CHAT] citronella: hm true rip
[CHAT] NARFNra: ill give you one more turn citronella
[CHAT] NARFNra: sorry my friend wargo
NARFNra casts [Contagion Engine].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Serum Tank] onto the stack (Whenever Serum Tank or another artifact enters the battlefield, put a charge counter on Serum Tank...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Contagion Engine] onto the stack targeting Wargowitto (When Contagion Engine enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature target player c...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Swarm of Bloodflies] onto the stack ( Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Swarm of Bloodflies.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Swarm of Bloodflies] onto the stack ( Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Swarm of Bloodflies.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Swarm of Bloodflies] onto the stack ( Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Swarm of Bloodflies.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Swarm of Bloodflies] onto the stack ( Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Swarm of Bloodflies.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Swarm of Bloodflies] onto the stack ( Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Swarm of Bloodflies.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Swarm of Bloodflies] onto the stack ( Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Swarm of Bloodflies.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Swarm of Bloodflies] onto the stack ( Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Swarm of Bloodflies.).
No legal targets to choose for [Kodama of the Center Tree]'s triggered ability.
Wargowitto is being attacked by [Swarm of Bloodflies].
citronella is being attacked by [Aetherborn Marauder] and [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Explorer's Scope] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you...).
NARFNra puts [Mountain] into play.
[Corrosive Mentor] blocks [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Swarm of Bloodflies] onto the stack ( Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Swarm of Bloodflies.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Thaumatic Compass] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, if you control seven or more lands, transform Thaumatic Compass...).
Turn 11: citronella
[CHAT] NARFNra: maybe i should run fling in this deck
citronella casts [Glistening Oil] targeting [Swarm of Bloodflies].
[CHAT] NARFNra: that may be a very very bad plan
NARFNra is being attacked by [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, and [Snake] token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: considering i have a 11/11 infect creature now
NARFNra activates an ability of [Spires of Orazca] targeting [Snake] token ( Untap target attacking creature an opponent controls and remove it from combat.).
[CHAT] citronella: I believe in the heart of the cards
Turn 11: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: paradox i advise you to try to kill this bloodfly
[CHAT] citronella: youre biggest threat now I guess
[CHAT] NARFNra: indeed
[CHAT] NARFNra: bear in mind that even should the bloodfly become a 9/9 i can proliferate twice
[CHAT] NARFNra: i am however only at 16 life
[CHAT] citronella: that was the plan
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: how much do I really need to kill it? i can block
[CHAT] citronella: get you down as low as possible and make you the biggest target I guess
[CHAT] NARFNra: i suppose that's true
[CHAT] NARFNra: you dont need to kill it if you dont want t
[CHAT] NARFNra: i suppose you could also just flicker it at some point
[CHAT] NARFNra: would make me very sad
[CHAT] citronella: you were likely already the biggest threat but
EternalParadox38 casts [Geist-Honored Monk].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Geist-Honored Monk] onto the stack (When Geist-Honored Monk enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with f...).
EternalParadox38's [Geist-Honored Monk] creates two Spirit tokens.
[CHAT] citronella: I like to stir the shit pot
[CHAT] citronella: lmao
Turn 11: Wargowitto
Wargowitto plays [Forest].
Wargowitto casts [Sekki, Seasons' Guide].
[CHAT] NARFNra: the triumphant retur n of everyone's favorite spirit
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Verdant Sun's Avatar] onto the stack (Whenever Verdant Sun's Avatar or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you g...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: i really do like sekki
[CHAT] Wargowitto: me too
[CHAT] Wargowitto: i came across a fun deck in normal edh and it made me want one
[CHAT] Wargowitto: and then he was legal in pd
[CHAT] NARFNra: one of the few kamigaw a spirits that i think was worth its ridiculous cost
Turn 12: NARFNra
[CHAT] Wargowitto: if only it entered with counters equal to its mana cost
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah id feel terrible winning with this bloodflies so ill just let it chill back on defense
[CHAT] Wargowitto: though i guess that would fuck the recursion
NARFNra activates an ability of [Serum Tank] ( Draw a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Serum Tank]'s ability.
NARFNra plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] Wargowitto: i mean do what you want
NARFNra casts [Thopter Squadron].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Serum Tank] onto the stack (Whenever Serum Tank or another artifact enters the battlefield, put a charge counter on Serum Tank...).
[CHAT] citronella: THOT SQUAD
[CHAT] NARFNra: pretty much
citronella is being attacked by [Aetherborn Marauder].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Explorer's Scope] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you...).
NARFNra puts [Swamp] into play.
Turn 12: citronella
citronella puts triggered ability from [Glistening Oil] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature.).
citronella plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] NARFNra: for what it's worth if you don't kill me
[CHAT] NARFNra: i think i have a shot at paradox
[CHAT] citronella: hmmm
[CHAT] citronella: honestly Ive got nothing but these sneks
Wargowitto is being attacked by [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, and [Snake] token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: could play hapatra and give her a nice cloak
[Sekki, Seasons' Guide] blocks [Snake] token.
[CHAT] citronella: its too slow to keep getting 1 snek
1 damage caused by [Snake] token to [Sekki, Seasons' Guide] is prevented.
1 +1/+1 counters are removed from [Sekki, Seasons' Guide].
citronella's ?Unknown? creates a Spirit token under Wargowitto's control.
Wargowitto puts triggered ability from [Verdant Sun's Avatar] onto the stack (Whenever Verdant Sun's Avatar or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you g...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Swarm of Bloodflies] onto the stack ( Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Swarm of Bloodflies.).
[CHAT] citronella: plus her recast cost is low rn
[CHAT] citronella: not that Ill get that far
[CHAT] citronella: It would be nice to pull something to combo something like that off but Im stuck with lands lmao
citronella casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
citronella activates an ability of [Whispersilk Cloak] targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] (Equip {2}).
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Nephalia Smuggler] targeting [Geist-Honored Monk] ( Exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your co...).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Geist-Honored Monk] onto the stack (When Geist-Honored Monk enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with f...).
EternalParadox38's [Geist-Honored Monk] creates two Spirit tokens.
Turn 12: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Mage-Ring Network].
EternalParadox38 casts [Recurring Insight] targeting NARFNra.
[CHAT] NARFNra: that sick draw 2 
EternalParadox38 draws two cards with [Recurring Insight].
[CHAT] citronella: I totally forgot I had shroud on that lmao
Turn 12: Wargowitto
[CHAT] citronella: Im like NO thats a terrible idea right now!
Wargowitto has conceded from the game.
Wargowitto is now a watcher.
[CHAT] citronella: then....wait
[CHAT] NARFNra: gg wargo
[CHAT] Wargowitto: so many lands in a row
[CHAT] citronella: gg
[CHAT] Wargowitto: gg
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: gg
Turn 13: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: so paradox, let's see if you've drawn your counters
[CHAT] NARFNra: you can draw some cards
NARFNra casts [Caress of Phyrexia] targeting EternalParadox38.
EternalParadox38 draws three cards with [Caress of Phyrexia].
EternalParadox38 has 3 poison counters.
[CHAT] Wargowitto: you need kurkesh too
NARFNra activates an ability of [Contagion Engine] ( Proliferate, then proliferate again.).
NARFNra chooses [Thopter Squadron], [Swarm of Bloodflies], [Serum Tank], and EternalParadox38 with [Contagion Engine]'s ability.
NARFNra adds +1/+1 counter to [Thopter Squadron].
NARFNra adds +1/+1 counter to [Swarm of Bloodflies].
NARFNra adds charge counter to [Serum Tank].
NARFNra adds poison counter to EternalParadox38.
NARFNra chooses [Thopter Squadron], [Swarm of Bloodflies], [Serum Tank], and EternalParadox38 with [Contagion Engine]'s ability.
NARFNra adds +1/+1 counter to [Thopter Squadron].
NARFNra adds +1/+1 counter to [Swarm of Bloodflies].
NARFNra adds charge counter to [Serum Tank].
NARFNra adds poison counter to EternalParadox38.
[CHAT] NARFNra: true, i could run him huh
[CHAT] Wargowitto: with so many activated artifacts? wouldnt be the worst thing
citronella is being attacked by [Aetherborn Marauder].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Explorer's Scope] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: desperately grabbing life
NARFNra put a card on top of NARFNra's library.
[CHAT] Wargowitto: gonna have a lot of mono colored decks this season, it looks like
NARFNra activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.).
NARFNra's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token.
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Serum Tank] onto the stack (Whenever Serum Tank or another artifact enters the battlefield, put a charge counter on Serum Tank...).
Turn 13: citronella
citronella puts triggered ability from [Glistening Oil] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature.).
citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
citronella casts [Wayfarer's Bauble].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Serum Tank] onto the stack (Whenever Serum Tank or another artifact enters the battlefield, put a charge counter on Serum Tank...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: always a fun turn 13 draw
citronella activates an ability of [Wayfarer's Bauble] ({2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card and put that card...).
[CHAT] citronella: haha right
[CHAT] NARFNra: i suppose im probably going to get either skull rended or caress of phyrexiad this turn
NARFNra is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons], [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, and [Snake] token.
[CHAT] citronella: IIve got nothing
[CHAT] NARFNra: okay
[Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch] blocks [Snake] token.
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Swarm of Bloodflies] onto the stack ( Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Swarm of Bloodflies.).
NARFNra has been dealt 2 total damage by citronella's commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] NARFNra: note to self: chandra's ignition
[CHAT] NARFNra: need to run it
citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Thopter] token (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: goodbye, little chump blocker
citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Swarm of Bloodflies] onto the stack ( Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Swarm of Bloodflies.).
citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Nephalia Smuggler] targeting [Geist-Honored Monk] ( Exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your co...).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Geist-Honored Monk] onto the stack (When Geist-Honored Monk enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with f...).
EternalParadox38's [Geist-Honored Monk] creates two Spirit tokens.
Turn 13: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Recurring Insight] onto the stack (Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of you...).
EternalParadox38 casts [Recurring Insight] targeting NARFNra.
EternalParadox38 draws two cards with [Recurring Insight].
EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
EternalParadox38 casts [Consulate Crackdown].
[CHAT] NARFNra: very nice
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Consulate Crackdown] onto the stack (When Consulate Crackdown enters the battlefield, exile all artifacts your opponents control until ...).
EternalParadox38 casts [Pyramid of the Pantheon].
[CHAT] NARFNra: even prevents me from tapping my lands because my artifacts are all over them
[CHAT] NARFNra: power play
EternalParadox38 discards [Azorius Arrester].
EternalParadox38 discards [Pilgrim's Eye].
Turn 14: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: probably drew into one of the 3 counters by now
NARFNra activates an ability of [Terminal Moraine] ( Search your library for a basic land card and put that card onto the battlefield tapped. Then shu...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: not the card i wanted
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh well
[CHAT] NARFNra: and now i need to figure out how to tap these mountains...
[CHAT] NARFNra: eh
citronella is being attacked by [Swarm of Bloodflies], [Aetherborn Marauder], [Chaos Imps], and [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch].
citronella has been dealt 7 total damage by NARFNra's commander, [Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch].
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey in combat view i can tap mountains yay
citronella has 14 poison counters.
citronella loses the game due to having 10 or more poison counters.
citronella is now a watcher.
[CHAT] citronella: gg
[CHAT] NARFNra: g to you
[CHAT] NARFNra: g
NARFNra casts [Reito Lantern].
[CHAT] citronella: forgot about infect
[CHAT] NARFNra: :p
[CHAT] citronella: or I wouldve saced a snek
[CHAT] NARFNra: you did give it to me
[CHAT] citronella: oh well haha
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Nephalia Smuggler] targeting [Geist-Honored Monk] ( Exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your co...).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Geist-Honored Monk] onto the stack (When Geist-Honored Monk enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with f...).
EternalParadox38's [Geist-Honored Monk] creates two Spirit tokens.
Turn 14: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[CHAT] NARFNra: even holding up blockers dont think i had any way to get damage through now
EternalParadox38 casts [Bident of Thassa].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i have clockwork hydra in hand that i was going to play
[CHAT] NARFNra: do 1 damage
[CHAT] NARFNra: maybe if my chaos imps were bigger they coulda trampled over
[CHAT] NARFNra: anyways
NARFNra is being attacked by [Spirit] token, [Geist-Honored Monk], [Spirit] token, [Spirit] token, [Spirit] token, and [Spirit] token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: gg
Winner: EternalParadox38
Game 1 Completed.
NARFNra draws their next card.
NARFNra draws their next card.
EternalParadox38 draws their next card.
EternalParadox38 draws their next card.
EternalParadox38 draws their next card.
citronella has stopped watching.
EternalParadox38 draws their next card.
EternalParadox38 draws their next card.
EternalParadox38 draws their next card.
EternalParadox38 draws their next card.
EternalParadox38 draws their next card.
EternalParadox38 has left the game.
NARFNra has left the game.