Game 589432432

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Back_Alley_G discards [Conqueror's Galleon].
Back_Alley_G casts [Tormenting Voice].
Back_Alley_G draws two cards with [Tormenting Voice].
Turn 3: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Swamp].
NARFNra casts [Sultai Charm] (Draw two cards, then discard a card.).
NARFNra draws two cards with [Sultai Charm].
NARFNra discards [Glint-Eye Nephilim].
Turn 3: Gliffendor
Gliffendor plays [Plains].
Gliffendor casts [Kemba, Kha Regent].
Turn 3: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
Back_Alley_G casts [Orazca Relic].
Turn 4: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Survivors' Encampment].
NARFNra casts [Mercurial Chemister].
Turn 4: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Kemba, Kha Regent] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached...).
Gliffendor plays [Plains].
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Darksteel Axe] targeting [Kemba, Kha Regent] (Equip {2}).
Gliffendor casts [Ring of Evos Isle].
Turn 4: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
Back_Alley_G casts [By Force] targeting [Corrupted Grafstone], [Cloak and Dagger], and [Ring of Evos Isle]. (X is 3).
Turn 5: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Vivid Marsh].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Mercurial Chemister] ( Draw two cards.).
NARFNra draws two cards with [Mercurial Chemister]'s ability.
NARFNra casts [Astral Cornucopia]. (X is 1).
Turn 5: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Kemba, Kha Regent] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached...).
Gliffendor's [Kemba, Kha Regent] creates a Cat token.
Gliffendor plays [Blighted Steppe].
Gliffendor casts [Stonehewer Giant].
Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Kemba, Kha Regent].
Back_Alley_G has been dealt 4 total damage by Gliffendor's commander, [Kemba, Kha Regent].
Turn 5: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
Back_Alley_G casts [Whispersilk Cloak].
Turn 6: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Forest].
NARFNra casts [Enigma Sphinx].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Enigma Sphinx] onto the stack (Cascade).
NARFNra casts [Maze Abomination].
Turn 6: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Kemba, Kha Regent] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached...).
Gliffendor's [Kemba, Kha Regent] creates a Cat token.
Gliffendor plays [Karoo].
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Karoo] onto the stack (When Karoo enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return an untapped Plains you control t...).
[Plains] is returned to Gliffendor's hand from the battlefield.
Gliffendor casts [Revoke Existence] targeting [Whispersilk Cloak].
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Stonehewer Giant] ( Search your library for an Equipment card and put it onto the battlefield. Attach it to a creatur...).
Gliffendor chooses [Kemba, Kha Regent].
Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Kemba, Kha Regent].
Back_Alley_G has been dealt 9 total damage by Gliffendor's commander, [Kemba, Kha Regent].
Turn 6: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
Back_Alley_G casts [Etali, Primal Storm].
[CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Etali, Primal Storm[sU] has a Disadvantageous bug.  Etali, Primal Storm is unable to cast split cards or multiple cards with additional costs.
Turn 7: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Evolving Wilds].
NARFNra discards [Frenzied Tilling].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Mercurial Chemister] targeting [Stonehewer Giant] ( Mercurial Chemister deals damage to target creature equal to the discarded card's converted mana ...).
NARFNra casts [Savage Knuckleblade].
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Enigma Sphinx].
Turn 7: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Kemba, Kha Regent] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached...).
Gliffendor's [Kemba, Kha Regent] creates two Cat tokens.
Gliffendor plays [Plains].
Gliffendor casts [Kongming, "Sleeping Dragon"].
Turn 7: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Evolving Wilds] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your ...).
Turn 8: NARFNra
NARFNra activates an ability of [Mercurial Chemister] ( Draw two cards.).
NARFNra draws two cards with [Mercurial Chemister]'s ability.
NARFNra casts [Etched Monstrosity].
NARFNra casts [Gruul Signet].
NARFNra plays [Frontier Bivouac].
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Enigma Sphinx].
Turn 8: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Kemba, Kha Regent] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached...).
Gliffendor's [Kemba, Kha Regent] creates two Cat tokens.
Gliffendor plays [Plains].
Gliffendor casts [Spidersilk Net].
Gliffendor casts [Phantom General].
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Spidersilk Net] targeting [Kemba, Kha Regent] (Equip {2}).
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey back alley
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: hmm?
[CHAT] NARFNra: if you attack me i wont block with a deathtoucher
[CHAT] NARFNra: or multiblock
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: alrighty. let's spin the wheel 
Turn 8: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
NARFNra is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
Back_Alley_G casts [Fervor].
[Etched Monstrosity] blocks [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Orazca Relic] ( You gain 3 life and draw a card.).
Back_Alley_G draws a card with [Orazca Relic]'s ability.
Back_Alley_G casts [That Which Was Taken].
Back_Alley_G casts [Makeshift Munitions].
Turn 9: NARFNra
NARFNra activates an ability of [Mercurial Chemister] ( Draw two cards.).
NARFNra draws two cards with [Mercurial Chemister]'s ability.
NARFNra casts [Thaumatic Compass].
NARFNra plays [Swamp].
NARFNra casts [Drastic Revelation].
NARFNra discards [Mountain].
NARFNra discards [Treva's Ruins].
NARFNra discards [Dimir Cutpurse].
NARFNra draws seven cards with [Drastic Revelation].
NARFNra discards [Sedraxis Specter].
NARFNra discards [Retaliator Griffin].
NARFNra discards [Sprouting Thrinax].
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: that's a good way to get triggers without having to do damage if we work together 
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: things gettting out of hand quick
NARFNra casts [Trace of Abundance] targeting [Mystic Monastery].
NARFNra casts [Boros Signet].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Thaumatic Compass] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, if you control seven or more lands, transform Thaumatic Compass...).
Turn 9: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Kemba, Kha Regent] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached...).
Gliffendor's [Kemba, Kha Regent] creates three Cat tokens.
Gliffendor plays [Plains].
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Blighted Steppe] ( You gain 2 life for each creature you control.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: knew i should have frenzied tilling'd that
NARFNra is being attacked by [Cat] token, [Cat] token, [Cat] token, [Cat] token, [Cat] token, and [Cat] token.
[Enigma Sphinx] blocks [Cat] token.
[Savage Knuckleblade] blocks [Cat] token.
[Maze Abomination] blocks [Cat] token.
NARFNra activates an ability of [Spires of Orazca] targeting [Cat] token ( Untap target attacking creature an opponent controls and remove it from combat.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Enigma Sphinx] onto the stack (When Enigma Sphinx is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, put it into your library third...).
NARFNra puts [Enigma Sphinx] beneath the top 2 cards of their library.
Turn 9: Back_Alley_G
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: it's annoying but lifegain isn't too bad at least it's only lifegain
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
Back_Alley_G casts [Seer's Lantern].
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Seer's Lantern] ( Scry 1.).
Back_Alley_G put a card on the bottom of the library.
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [That Which Was Taken] targeting [Etali, Primal Storm] ( Put a divinity counter on target permanent other than That Which Was Taken.).
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
Back_Alley_G casts [Iron Myr].
Back_Alley_G casts [Kor Outfitter].
No legal targets to choose for [Kor Outfitter]'s triggered ability.
[Kemba, Kha Regent] blocks [Etali, Primal Storm].
Turn 10: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Swamp].
NARFNra casts [Duneblast].
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Makeshift Munitions] targeting Gliffendor ( Makeshift Munitions deals 1 damage to target creature or player.).
NARFNra chooses [Mercurial Chemister].
NARFNra casts [Blood Tyrant].
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Mercurial Chemister].
Turn 10: Gliffendor
[CHAT] NARFNra: blood tyrant would be wild if it was a commander
Gliffendor casts [Kemba, Kha Regent].
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Mask of Avacyn] targeting [Kemba, Kha Regent] (Equip {3}).
Turn 10: Back_Alley_G
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah that would be cool
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: ouch
Back_Alley_G casts [Moonsilver Spear].
Back_Alley_G casts [Enigma Sphinx].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Enigma Sphinx] onto the stack (Cascade).
Back_Alley_G casts [Sisay's Ring].
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: forgot about that spinx going back near top of library
[CHAT] NARFNra: forgot it was exactly there when etali swung at least heh
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: wait, does it go in my library when it dies now? it doesn't say owner which is odd
[CHAT] NARFNra: "your graveyard"
[CHAT] NARFNra: it always enters its owner' graveyard you see
[CHAT] NARFNra: actually i guess that ability wont trigger
[CHAT] NARFNra: if it dies when controller by an opponent
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: ohh duh, read right oer that lol
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah I guess so
Gliffendor has been dealt 6 total damage by Back_Alley_G's commander, [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Moonsilver Spear] targeting [Etali, Primal Storm] (Equip {4}).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [That Which Was Taken] targeting [Enigma Sphinx] ( Put a divinity counter on target permanent other than That Which Was Taken.).
Back_Alley_G casts [General's Kabuto].
Turn 11: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Blood Tyrant] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, each player loses 1 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on Blood Tyrant for...).
NARFNra plays [Crypt of the Eternals].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Crypt of the Eternals] onto the stack (When Crypt of the Eternals enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
NARFNra activates an ability of [Mercurial Chemister] ( Draw two cards.).
NARFNra draws two cards with [Mercurial Chemister]'s ability.
NARFNra casts [Etali, Primal Storm].
NARFNra casts [Horde of Notions].
Turn 11: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Kemba, Kha Regent] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached...).
Gliffendor's [Kemba, Kha Regent] creates a Cat token.
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Darksteel Axe] targeting [Kemba, Kha Regent] (Equip {2}).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Spidersilk Net] targeting [Kemba, Kha Regent] (Equip {2}).
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: narfnra do you have arcane adaptation in that deck? would be good for making everything elements for horde 
Gliffendor casts [Glorious Anthem].
[CHAT] NARFNra: a good idea
[CHAT] NARFNra: hadn't thought about that
[CHAT] NARFNra: hmm
[CHAT] NARFNra: we have that one card that makes everything in your graveyard one creature type right
Turn 11: Back_Alley_G
[CHAT] NARFNra: ashes of something
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah I think so
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: that's aslo good
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: I had it in my 5 color horde nonsense deck from last season
[CHAT] NARFNra: worth a shot then, would help it fit more w/ the deck
NARFNra is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Moonsilver Spear] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
Back_Alley_G casts [Tamiyo's Journal].
Back_Alley_G's [Moonsilver Spear] creates an Angel token.
[Blood Tyrant] blocks [Etali, Primal Storm].
[CHAT] Gliffendor: well you're filtering lands out for me
Back_Alley_G casts [Hoard-Smelter Dragon].
[CHAT] Gliffendor: qwell that's a thing
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [That Which Was Taken] targeting [Hoard-Smelter Dragon] ( Put a divinity counter on target permanent other than That Which Was Taken.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [General's Kabuto] targeting [Angel] token (Equip {2}).
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's times like this i wish i had reroute and it wasnt bugged
Turn 12: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Blood Tyrant] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, each player loses 1 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on Blood Tyrant for...).
[CHAT] Gliffendor: it seems like back alley's deck is the only one that really packs a full suite of proper hate
[CHAT] NARFNra: i pack a decent amount of hate in my other decks
NARFNra activates an ability of [Mercurial Chemister] ( Draw two cards.).
NARFNra draws two cards with [Mercurial Chemister]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: huh
[CHAT] NARFNra: rith's grove forest island plains
[CHAT] NARFNra: what a had
[CHAT] NARFNra: hand
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: nice
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah I have artifact, some graveyard hate. not sure what other kind of hate. not enchantment hate besides one 7 cmc exile
[Kemba, Kha Regent] blocks [Etali, Primal Storm].
[CHAT] NARFNra: there really isny any in monored besides that heh
[Cat] token blocks [Etali, Primal Storm].
[CHAT] NARFNra: unless you count uh
[CHAT] NARFNra: aura barbs
[CHAT] NARFNra: which is meh in edh
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah, just double checking XD
[CHAT] Gliffendor: lol, I mean I have hate for most strategies, just not the dense amount that back alley seems to be packing
[CHAT] NARFNra: i dont think the deck's TOO hatey
[CHAT] NARFNra: i think part of the advantage is that it's so focused on the commander it has room for a lot of removal
Turn 12: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Kemba, Kha Regent] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached...).
Gliffendor's [Kemba, Kha Regent] creates three Cat tokens.
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: I didn't think I had that much hate honestly just have been drawing it
[CHAT] Gliffendor: fair enough
Gliffendor plays [Plains].
Gliffendor casts [Hall of Triumph].
Gliffendor chooses white for [Hall of Triumph].
Turn 12: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Tamiyo's Journal] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, investigate.).
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: depends on what your definition of a lot is. I think I have 3 specific artifact destruction effects
Back_Alley_G's [Tamiyo's Journal] creates a Clue token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: at this point im hoping i draw purify
[CHAT] NARFNra: i took planar cleansing out b/c triple white but maybe i should bring it back in now that i have so much ramp
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah cna be painful but a good reset button that is usually necessary option to have
NARFNra is being attacked by [Hoard-Smelter Dragon] and [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Moonsilver Spear] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
Back_Alley_G casts [Flameblast Dragon].
[CHAT] NARFNra: have i only given you lands all game
Back_Alley_G's [Moonsilver Spear] creates an Angel token.
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: it seems so lo
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: lol
NARFNra activates an ability of [Horde of Notions] targeting [Maze Abomination] ( You may play target Elemental card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost.).
NARFNra casts [Maze Abomination] from the graveyard with [Horde of Notions]'s ability.
[Maze Abomination] blocks [Etali, Primal Storm].
[Blood Tyrant] blocks [Hoard-Smelter Dragon].
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Hoard-Smelter Dragon] targeting [Mask of Avacyn] ( Destroy target artifact. Hoard-Smelter Dragon gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that artif...).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Hoard-Smelter Dragon] targeting [Gruul Signet] ( Destroy target artifact. Hoard-Smelter Dragon gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that artif...).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Hoard-Smelter Dragon] targeting [Hall of Triumph] ( Destroy target artifact. Hoard-Smelter Dragon gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that artif...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: should have spires after you did that now that i think about it
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh well
NARFNra activates an ability of [Horde of Notions] targeting [Maze Abomination] ( You may play target Elemental card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost.).
NARFNra casts [Maze Abomination] from the graveyard with [Horde of Notions]'s ability.
Turn 13: NARFNra
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: should have equipped shroud to dragon too probably but luckily you didn't spires
[CHAT] Gliffendor: and this is why I was trying to kill back alley first, then you had to board wipe me when I was more or less ignoring you
[CHAT] Gliffendor: ah well
[CHAT] NARFNra: i dont mean to be rude but you had about 10 4/4s and were making more
[CHAT] NARFNra: it was the correct play
[CHAT] Gliffendor: tbf I was doing slightly scary things
NARFNra casts [Crackling Doom].
[CHAT] NARFNra: no mana for hoard smelter i believe
Gliffendor sacrifices [Kemba, Kha Regent].
Back_Alley_G sacrifices [Etali, Primal Storm].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Mercurial Chemister] ( Draw two cards.).
NARFNra draws two cards with [Mercurial Chemister]'s ability.
NARFNra casts [Triad of Fates].
[CHAT] Gliffendor: I don't disagree I would have done the same thing in your place, it's one of the reasons as much as I enjoy being able to play edh with you guys on here, paper is easier to politic in in a lot of ways
[CHAT] NARFNra: i understand
NARFNra casts [Brilliant Spectrum] (with 4 colors).
NARFNra draws four cards with [Brilliant Spectrum].
NARFNra discards [Rith's Grove].
NARFNra discards [Swamp].
NARFNra casts [Wayfarer's Bauble].
Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
NARFNra casts [Hammer of Purphoros].
[Enigma Sphinx] blocks [Etali, Primal Storm].
[Angel] token blocks [Etali, Primal Storm].
Blockers for [Etali, Primal Storm] are ordered as follows: [Enigma Sphinx], [Angel] token
Turn 13: Gliffendor
[CHAT] Gliffendor: I'm probably not going to join another game tonight because I'm being salty and that's not healthy for anyone
Gliffendor casts [Wayfarer's Bauble].
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Wayfarer's Bauble] ({2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card and put that card...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's alright, i think 2 edh games a day is probably fine on length anyway, i'm not bothered or anything
[CHAT] NARFNra: sorry if you're not having fun tho :(
[CHAT] Gliffendor: I'm having fun don't get me wrong
[CHAT] NARFNra: mmk just checkin
[CHAT] Gliffendor: just I'm not in the right headspace for edh atm I think
[CHAT] NARFNra: i probably should have saved crackling doom for beginning combat phase in retrospect
[CHAT] NARFNra: given fervor
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Darksteel Axe] targeting [Cat] token (Equip {2}).
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: did you put a fate counter on something 
[CHAT] NARFNra: ah wait, hoard smelter
[CHAT] NARFNra: it doesnt have- wait
[CHAT] NARFNra: why does it have haste
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh
[CHAT] NARFNra: no i tapped for something before etali attacked
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: oh did you tap it for mana?
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: from land?
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: ok
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Spidersilk Net] targeting [Cat] token (Equip {2}).
[CHAT] NARFNra: survivors' encampment
[CHAT] NARFNra: well i think it's probably gettin pretty close to purify or bust time
Turn 13: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Tamiyo's Journal] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, investigate.).
Back_Alley_G's [Tamiyo's Journal] creates a Clue token.
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
Back_Alley_G casts [Kamahl, Pit Fighter].
[CHAT] NARFNra: unfortunate
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kamahl, Pit Fighter] targeting [Mercurial Chemister] ( Kamahl, Pit Fighter deals 3 damage to target creature or player.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Moonsilver Spear] targeting [Flameblast Dragon] (Equip {4}).
NARFNra is being attacked by [Angel] token, [Flameblast Dragon], [Hoard-Smelter Dragon], and [Enigma Sphinx].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Moonsilver Spear] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Flameblast Dragon] onto the stack targeting NARFNra (Whenever Flameblast Dragon attacks, you may pay {XR}. If you do, Flameblast Dragon deals X damage ...).
Back_Alley_G's [Moonsilver Spear] creates an Angel token.
NARFNra activates an ability of [Spires of Orazca] targeting [Hoard-Smelter Dragon] ( Untap target attacking creature an opponent controls and remove it from combat.).
Turn 14: NARFNra
NARFNra casts [Blast of Genius] targeting Back_Alley_G.
NARFNra draws three cards with [Blast of Genius].
NARFNra discards [Grixis Grimblade].
NARFNra casts [Joiner Adept].
NARFNra casts [Prism Array].
[CHAT] NARFNra: should have killed kamahl probably 
[CHAT] Gliffendor: lol 
[CHAT] NARFNra: i aint kiddin when i say five color jank
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: with what?
[CHAT] NARFNra: blast of genius
NARFNra activates an ability of [Wayfarer's Bauble] ({2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card and put that card...).
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: oh yeah 
[CHAT] NARFNra: then i could at least have stolen my creature back
[CHAT] NARFNra: w/ fates
NARFNra plays [Flood Plain].
Turn 14: Gliffendor
[CHAT] NARFNra: brb a minute sorry
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: I could have killed fates before you could with my flameblast dragon
Gliffendor casts [Kemba, Kha Regent].
[CHAT] NARFNra: sorry about that 
Gliffendor casts [Ring of Xathrid].
[CHAT] NARFNra: also righto
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Ring of Xathrid] targeting [Kemba, Kha Regent] (Equip {1}).
Turn 14: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Tamiyo's Journal] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, investigate.).
Back_Alley_G's [Tamiyo's Journal] creates a Clue token.
NARFNra activates an ability of [Prism Array] targeting [Hoard-Smelter Dragon] ( Tap target creature.).
NARFNra activates an ability of [Prism Array] targeting [Enigma Sphinx] ( Tap target creature.).
NARFNra activates an ability of [Prism Array] targeting [Flameblast Dragon] ( Tap target creature.).
NARFNra activates an ability of [Prism Array] targeting [Angel] token ( Tap target creature.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kamahl, Pit Fighter] targeting [Triad of Fates] ( Kamahl, Pit Fighter deals 3 damage to target creature or player.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [That Which Was Taken] targeting [Angel] token ( Put a divinity counter on target permanent other than That Which Was Taken.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
Back_Alley_G draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
Back_Alley_G casts [Golden Guardian].
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Golden Guardian] targeting [Enigma Sphinx] ( Golden Guardian fights another target creature you control. When Golden Guardian dies this turn, ...).
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Golden Guardian] onto the stack (When Golden Guardian dies this turn, return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.).
Turn 15: NARFNra
NARFNra activates an ability of [Prism Array] ( Scry 3.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: god joiner adept makes tapping an exercise in hell
NARFNra put a card on the bottom of the library.
[CHAT] Gliffendor: lmao
NARFNra put a card on the bottom of the library.
[CHAT] Gliffendor: lol
NARFNra put a card on top of NARFNra's library.
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: lol yeah
[CHAT] NARFNra: well
[CHAT] Gliffendor: that sounds about right
[CHAT] NARFNra: i can't do much, but i can do this
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: huh? what did I miss?
NARFNra casts [Void] targeting Back_Alley_G.
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
Back_Alley_G draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
NARFNra chooses the number 5.
Back_Alley_G reveals their hand to [Void], containing [Encroaching Wastes] and [Pirate's Pillage].
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: actually I'm not sure why I didn't tutor with journal 
[CHAT] NARFNra: who can say, who can say
NARFNra activates an ability of [Flood Plain] ( Search your library for a Plains or Island card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle you...).
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: just forgot about it XD
NARFNra plays [Plains].
[CHAT] Gliffendor: the always forgotten mode
NARFNra activates an ability of [Prism Array] ( Scry 3.).
NARFNra put a card on the bottom of the library.
NARFNra put a card on the bottom of the library.
NARFNra put a card on the bottom of the library.
[CHAT] NARFNra: im dead anyway so
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: I mean drawing 2 is fine but could have tutored for something good
[CHAT] NARFNra: let's see what happen
Turn 15: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Kemba, Kha Regent] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached...).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Xathrid] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's black.).
Gliffendor's [Kemba, Kha Regent] creates a Cat token.
Gliffendor casts [Shuko].
[CHAT] NARFNra: suddenly crackdown construct monowhite fling game
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Shuko] targeting [Kemba, Kha Regent] (Equip {0}).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Darksteel Axe] targeting [Kemba, Kha Regent] (Equip {2}).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Spidersilk Net] targeting [Kemba, Kha Regent] (Equip {2}).
Turn 15: Back_Alley_G
NARFNra activates an ability of [Prism Array] targeting [Flameblast Dragon] ( Tap target creature.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: prism array doin work folks
Back_Alley_G plays [Encroaching Wastes].
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Moonsilver Spear] targeting [Hoard-Smelter Dragon] (Equip {4}).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [General's Kabuto] targeting [Hoard-Smelter Dragon] (Equip {2}).
NARFNra is being attacked by [Hoard-Smelter Dragon], [Angel] token, and [Enigma Sphinx].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Moonsilver Spear] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
Back_Alley_G's [Moonsilver Spear] creates an Angel token.
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Hoard-Smelter Dragon] targeting [Hammer of Purphoros] ( Destroy target artifact. Hoard-Smelter Dragon gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that artif...).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Hoard-Smelter Dragon] targeting [Ring of Xathrid] ( Destroy target artifact. Hoard-Smelter Dragon gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that artif...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: well i killed it that was taken for you gliffendor
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Ring of Xathrid] ( Regenerate equipped creature.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: *that which was taken
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Ring of Xathrid] ( Regenerate equipped creature.).
NARFNra is now a watcher.
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [General's Kabuto] targeting [Kamahl, Pit Fighter] (Equip {2}).
Turn 16: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Kemba, Kha Regent] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached...).
Gliffendor's [Kemba, Kha Regent] creates three Cat tokens.
Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Cat] token, [Kemba, Kha Regent], [Cat] token, [Cat] token, and [Cat] token.
[Angel] token blocks [Kemba, Kha Regent].
[Angel] token stops blocking.
[Angel] token blocks [Cat] token.
[Angel] token blocks [Kemba, Kha Regent].
[Angel] token blocks [Cat] token.
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kamahl, Pit Fighter] targeting [Cat] token ( Kamahl, Pit Fighter deals 3 damage to target creature or player.).
Gliffendor casts [Planar Outburst] for its awaken cost targeting [Plains].
[CHAT] NARFNra: Nice
Turn 16: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G casts [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Moonsilver Spear] targeting [Etali, Primal Storm] (Equip {4}).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [General's Kabuto] targeting [Etali, Primal Storm] (Equip {2}).
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Moonsilver Spear] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
Back_Alley_G casts [Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs].
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: is there another card I'm not seeing that I can cast/
[CHAT] Gliffendor: nope you got another land off of me
[CHAT] NARFNra: no, dont think so
[CHAT] NARFNra: isnt kazuul mid resolving
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah, just what it was asking me made me think I was missing a card
Back_Alley_G's [Moonsilver Spear] creates an Angel token.
Gliffendor has been dealt 12 total damage by Back_Alley_G's commander, [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
Back_Alley_G draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
Turn 17: Gliffendor
Gliffendor casts [Magus of the Disk].
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Spidersilk Net] targeting [Plains] (Equip {2}).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Darksteel Axe] targeting [Plains] (Equip {2}).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Shuko] targeting [Plains] (Equip {0}).
Turn 17: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G casts [Scour from Existence] targeting [Magus of the Disk].
Gliffendor has conceded from the game.
Winner: Back_Alley_G
Game 1 Completed.
NARFNra has stopped watching.
Gliffendor has left the game.