Game 589395190

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[CHAT] kantrop: heyo
[CHAT] kantrop: got out of a regular game of EDH
[CHAT] kantrop: someone wheeled three times when Nath of the Gilt-Lead was in play
[CHAT] kantrop: WITH Ashnod's Altar
[CHAT] kantrop: then he got Fecundity
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: wow
[CHAT] kantrop: let's just say he drew his whole deck
[CHAT] Gliffendor: gross
[CHAT] kantrop: welp, the wheel guy regretted it
[CHAT] NARFNra: hello
[CHAT] NARFNra: sorry was busy
NARFNra chooses to play first.
NARFNra chooses [Horde of Notions] as their commander.
kantrop chooses [Tomorrow, Azami's Familiar] as their commander.
Back_Alley_G chooses [Etali, Primal Storm] as their commander.
Gliffendor chooses [Kemba, Kha Regent] as their commander.
[CHAT] kantrop: i even redirected a Monomania to the guy
[CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Tomorrow, Azami's Familiar[sU] has a Disadvantageous bug.  Tomorrow, Azami's Familiar puts both cards not chosen back on top of the library.
[CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Etali, Primal Storm[sU] has a Disadvantageous bug.  Etali, Primal Storm is unable to cast split cards or multiple cards with additional costs.
[CHAT] kantrop: he discards 20 cards
[CHAT] kantrop: doesn't even matter
NARFNra keeps this hand.
kantrop keeps this hand.
Back_Alley_G mulligans to 7 cards.
Gliffendor keeps this hand.
[CHAT] NARFNra: i should really not have kept this hand but this deck's hands are always terrible lol so we'll see what happens
Back_Alley_G keeps this hand.
Turn 1: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Unknown Shores].
[CHAT] Gliffendor: you're playing storm aren't you
[CHAT] kantrop: welp we have a diverse set of things here 
Turn 1: kantrop
[CHAT] NARFNra: hell no im playing five color jank
kantrop plays [Island].
[CHAT] kantrop: Jank Tribal
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: 5 color can rough. at least last season we had every triland and all but one signet I think it was
[CHAT] Gliffendor: someone has a 5c storm deck with horde at the helm
[CHAT] kantrop: my favorite
Turn 1: Back_Alley_G
[CHAT] Gliffendor: noice
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
Back_Alley_G casts [Pyramid of the Pantheon].
[CHAT] NARFNra: the real question is going to be whether i fight through my mana base and cast a spell before turn 6
Turn 1: Gliffendor
Gliffendor plays [Plains].
[CHAT] kantrop: truly, your mana base is your worst enemy
[CHAT] NARFNra: which seems unlikely given i kept a hand with only filter lands without thinking
Turn 2: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh thank god
NARFNra plays [Frontier Bivouac].
[CHAT] NARFNra: It's Happening
[CHAT] kantrop: Eldrazi? Poodles compared to the Mighty Mana Screw
Turn 2: kantrop
kantrop plays [Island].
Turn 2: Back_Alley_G
[CHAT] NARFNra: in a way, eldrazi are the enemy of mana screw... the tribe that can just play colorless
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] NARFNra: maybe they were the real heroes all along
[CHAT] NARFNra: ugin was right
[CHAT] kantrop: what is up with Ugin anyway
Turn 2: Gliffendor
Gliffendor plays [Encroaching Wastes].
Gliffendor casts [Ring of Xathrid].
Turn 3: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: we still dont really know, he helped seal away the eldrazi for Mysterious Dragon Reasons but he also got mad when they were  killed because he thinks it's irresponsible to just get rid of them or something
NARFNra plays [Crypt of the Eternals].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Crypt of the Eternals] onto the stack (When Crypt of the Eternals enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
NARFNra casts [Elemental Bond].
[CHAT] NARFNra: got a spell down by turn 3, yay
Turn 3: kantrop
[CHAT] kantrop: the poggest of champs
kantrop plays [Island].
Turn 3: Back_Alley_G
[CHAT] NARFNra: god that reminds me
[CHAT] NARFNra: the announcement for battlebond said it was using sports and esports stlings as flavor and all i can think is
[CHAT] NARFNra: give us the twitch chat card
[CHAT] kantrop: battlebond
[CHAT] kantrop: ?
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: Idk about other opinions, but it doesn't like filter lands are good enough for 5-color even in pd. just make spells even more expensive 
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's a 2 headed giant draft set
[CHAT] kantrop: huh
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's coming out in a few months
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah, that should be a cool set
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
Back_Alley_G discards [Desert of the Fervent].
Back_Alley_G cycles [Desert of the Fervent].
[CHAT] NARFNra: they announced it about a week ago when they announced a bunch of other stuff like the planeswalker deck thing aimed at the chinese market
[CHAT] kantrop: Twitch Chat: Legendary Enchantment. Whenever a player casts a spell, that player is heavily criticised by a dozen people who've never even come close to accomplishing what he's done 
[CHAT] NARFNra: heh
Turn 3: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Xathrid] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's black.).
[CHAT] kantrop: remember the last time they marketed to china
[CHAT] kantrop: PORTAL 3 KINGDOMS INTENSIFIES
Gliffendor plays [Plains].
Gliffendor casts [Kemba, Kha Regent].
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: anybody have a way of dealing with kemba?
[CHAT] kantrop: umm
Turn 4: NARFNra
[CHAT] kantrop: not really
[CHAT] kantrop: not yet anyway
[CHAT] Gliffendor: cause kemba is as scary as etali will be
kantrop casts [Tragic Lesson].
kantrop draws two cards with [Tragic Lesson].
[CHAT] NARFNra: you're probably right about filter lands and i should just run more basics
[CHAT] kantrop: Kefnet is a cool dude
[CHAT] NARFNra: rip kefnet
[CHAT] NARFNra: he did his best
[CHAT] NARFNra: scorpion god 2 stronk
kantrop discards [Fortune's Favor].
Turn 4: kantrop
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: khemba will be a lot harder to deal with than etali though once you have regen up
kantrop plays [Island].
[CHAT] kantrop: hmm, who's going to be drawing the most
[CHAT] NARFNra: certainly not me
[CHAT] kantrop: i can deal with Kemba now
[CHAT] kantrop: good idea?
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah
kantrop casts [Curse of the Swine] targeting [Kemba, Kha Regent]. (X is 1).
kantrop's [Curse of the Swine] creates a Boar token under Gliffendor's control.
[CHAT] NARFNra: free swine
Turn 4: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G plays [Endless Sands].
[CHAT] kantrop: soz gliff
[CHAT] kantrop: oink
Back_Alley_G casts [Pristine Talisman].
[CHAT] kantrop: i once cast curse for 5 with a Willbreaker in play
[CHAT] kantrop: that was fun
[CHAT] kantrop: got a lot of bacon
[CHAT] NARFNra: now im wondering how many manaliths im running
Turn 4: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Xathrid] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's black.).
Gliffendor plays [Plains].
[CHAT] NARFNra: not enough
[CHAT] kantrop: what's manalith again?
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: you should share the list afterwards narfnra
[CHAT] NARFNra: 3 cmc artifact that taps for any color mana
[CHAT] kantrop: i see
Gliffendor casts [Ring of Evos Isle].
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's generally the baseline for mana rock 
[CHAT] NARFNra: you dont run it unless you're running likterally everything better
kantrop is being attacked by [Boar] token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: and it's still strictly better than the obelisks of x from alara lol
[CHAT] kantrop: Gliff has that Boar Control online
[CHAT] kantrop: not if you're running Restore Balance combo!
[CHAT] NARFNra: just need the green ring
Turn 5: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: legit
[CHAT] NARFNra: should definitely have mulliganed
NARFNra discards [Door to Nothingness].
Turn 5: kantrop
kantrop plays [Island].
kantrop casts [Psychic Possession] targeting Back_Alley_G.
[CHAT] kantrop: no good targets sadly
Turn 5: Back_Alley_G
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Psychic Possession] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.).
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah, neither red or white are great card drawing colors
kantrop draws a card with [Psychic Possession]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: red at least gets rummaging which isn't advantage but still counts for psychic possession eh
Back_Alley_G casts [General's Kabuto].
Back_Alley_G casts [Strata Scythe].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Strata Scythe] onto the stack (When Strata Scythe enters the battlefield, search your library for a land card, exile it, then shu...).
[CHAT] kantrop: oooh scary
Turn 5: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Evos Isle] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's blue.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Xathrid] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's black.).
Gliffendor plays [Mystifying Maze].
Gliffendor casts [Pennon Blade].
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Ring of Xathrid] targeting [Boar] token (Equip {1}).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Ring of Evos Isle] targeting [Boar] token (Equip {1}).
kantrop is being attacked by [Boar] token.
Turn 6: NARFNra
[CHAT] kantrop: do i sense that i'm being targeted :p
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: that's one tough piece of bacon
NARFNra discards [Maze Abomination].
Turn 6: kantrop
kantrop skips their draw step.
kantrop plays [Island].
kantrop casts [Tomorrow, Azami's Familiar].
Turn 6: Back_Alley_G
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Psychic Possession] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.).
[CHAT] kantrop: here comes dat boi
kantrop draws a card with [Psychic Possession]'s ability.
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: unfortunate about the bug though
[CHAT] kantrop: yep
Back_Alley_G casts [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [General's Kabuto] targeting [Etali, Primal Storm] (Equip {2}).
Turn 6: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Xathrid] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's black.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Evos Isle] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's blue.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: in retrospect maybe i should just concede now as i don't think i'm gonna get online without consecutive land drops but im certainly going to be giving etali random multi color stuff
[CHAT] NARFNra: will modify deck a bit
[CHAT] NARFNra: although actually
Gliffendor casts [Spear of Heliod].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i do want to see what etali hits so
Turn 7: NARFNra
NARFNra discards [Dune-Brood Nephilim].
Turn 7: kantrop
kantrop skips their draw step.
[CHAT] kantrop: good thing I can still draw
kantrop exiles [Aeon Chronicler] with 2 time counters.
Turn 7: Back_Alley_G
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Psychic Possession] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.).
kantrop draws a card with [Psychic Possession]'s ability.
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[CHAT] kantrop: er
Back_Alley_G casts [Conqueror's Galleon].
Back_Alley_G casts [Rise from the Tides].
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: actually, probably should have just left that in exile
[Boar] token blocks [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G casts [Sisay's Ring].
Back_Alley_G casts [Flameblast Dragon].
[CHAT] NARFNra: huh, i only have 4 filter lands in the deck 
[CHAT] kantrop: Ah, Big REd
Turn 7: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Evos Isle] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's blue.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Xathrid] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's black.).
Gliffendor casts [End Hostilities].
[CHAT] kantrop: pow
Turn 8: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: wish id drawn the island
NARFNra discards [Verdant Eidolon].
Turn 8: kantrop
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Aeon Chronicler] onto the stack (Suspend (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Aeon Chronicler] onto the stack (Whenever a time counter is removed from Aeon Chronicler while it's exiled, draw a card.).
kantrop draws a card with [Aeon Chronicler]'s ability.
kantrop skips their draw step.
kantrop plays [Island].
kantrop casts [Aberrant Researcher].
[CHAT] kantrop: Big Delver time
Turn 8: Back_Alley_G
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Psychic Possession] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.).
kantrop draws a card with [Psychic Possession]'s ability.
Back_Alley_G casts [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Strata Scythe] targeting [Etali, Primal Storm] (Equip {3}).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Conqueror's Galleon] (Crew 4).
kantrop is being attacked by [Conqueror's Galleon].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Conqueror's Galleon] onto the stack (When Conqueror's Galleon attacks, exile it at end of combat, then return it to the battlefield tra...).
[CHAT] kantrop: Dinosaur on a Boat
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Conqueror's Galleon] onto the stack (Exile Conqueror's Galleon at end of combat, then return it to the battlefield transformed under yo...).
Back_Alley_G exiles [Conqueror's Galleon] with its own ability.
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: it's jurassic park
Turn 8: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Evos Isle] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's blue.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Xathrid] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's black.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Encroaching Wastes] targeting [Conqueror's Foothold] ( Destroy target nonbasic land.).
[CHAT] kantrop: oh that's bruta
Turn 9: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: kind of fair imo
NARFNra plays [Nomad Outpost].
[CHAT] kantrop: could this be
[CHAT] NARFNra: Soon
[CHAT] kantrop: NARF making land drops?
Turn 9: kantrop
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Aeon Chronicler] onto the stack (Suspend (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Aberrant Researcher] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put the top card of your library into your graveyard. If it's an ...).
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Aeon Chronicler] onto the stack (Whenever a time counter is removed from Aeon Chronicler while it's exiled, draw a card.).
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Aeon Chronicler] onto the stack (Suspend (When the last time counter is removed from the suspended card, cast it without paying i...).
kantrop casts [Aeon Chronicler].
kantrop draws a card with [Aeon Chronicler]'s ability.
kantrop skips their draw step.
kantrop casts [Master of Predicaments].
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Aberrant Researcher].
Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Aeon Chronicler].
[CHAT] kantrop: an even spread
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: brb
[CHAT] kantrop: anyone ever play Hex?
[CHAT] kantrop: it has a card called Jank Bot
[CHAT] kantrop: something like a 4 mana 5/6
[CHAT] kantrop: when it attacks, play a random card from your deck for free
[CHAT] NARFNra: lol
[CHAT] kantrop: can only put it in a deck with at least 150 cards
[CHAT] NARFNra: that reminds me of some of the wackier vanguards
[CHAT] NARFNra: crossed with battle of wits
[CHAT] NARFNra: higure, the still wind has an ability which is like
[CHAT] NARFNra: when a creature you control deals damage to a player, put a creature card from your deck chosen at random into your hand
[CHAT] NARFNra: the vanguard that is
Turn 9: Back_Alley_G
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Psychic Possession] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.).
kantrop draws a card with [Psychic Possession]'s ability.
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: heh
Back_Alley_G casts [Duneblast].
[CHAT] kantrop: er.
Back_Alley_G casts [Crib Swap] targeting [Master of Predicaments].
[CHAT] NARFNra: crib swap your etali
[CHAT] NARFNra: you know you want to
Back_Alley_G's [Crib Swap] creates a Shapeshifter token under kantrop's control.
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: I thought about it but resisted the temptation
[CHAT] NARFNra: the changeling stands alone
Back_Alley_G chooses [Etali, Primal Storm].
Gliffendor has been dealt 10 total damage by Back_Alley_G's commander, [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G casts [World at War].
[CHAT] kantrop: oh boy
Back_Alley_G discards [Starstorm].
Back_Alley_G cycles [Starstorm].
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Psychic Possession] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.).
kantrop draws a card with [Psychic Possession]'s ability.
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [World at War] onto the stack (Untap all creatures that attacked this turn.).
kantrop is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[CHAT] kantrop: counter your own spell for the value
Back_Alley_G casts [Magnifying Glass].
Back_Alley_G casts [Alloy Myr].
Back_Alley_G casts [Contradict] targeting [Alloy Myr].
Back_Alley_G draws a card with [Contradict].
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Psychic Possession] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.).
kantrop draws a card with [Psychic Possession]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's like arcane denial all over again!
kantrop has been dealt 10 total damage by Back_Alley_G's commander, [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G casts [Grimoire of the Dead].
Turn 9: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Evos Isle] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's blue.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Xathrid] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's black.).
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: digging for that mountain
Gliffendor plays [Karoo].
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Karoo] onto the stack (When Karoo enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return an untapped Plains you control t...).
[Plains] is returned to Gliffendor's hand from the battlefield.
Gliffendor casts [Brass Squire].
Turn 10: NARFNra
NARFNra discards [Triad of Fates].
Turn 10: kantrop
kantrop skips their draw step.
kantrop plays [Island].
kantrop casts [Enclave Cryptologist].
kantrop casts [Skywise Teachings].
Turn 10: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [World at War] onto the stack (Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of you...).
[CHAT] kantrop: Level Up most underused mechanic
Back_Alley_G casts [World at War].
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Psychic Possession] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.).
kantrop draws a card with [Psychic Possession]'s ability.
Back_Alley_G casts [Conduit of Ruin].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Conduit of Ruin] onto the stack (When you cast Conduit of Ruin, you may search your library for a colorless creature card with conv...).
Back_Alley_G reveals [Artisan of Kozilek].
NARFNra casts [Crackling Doom].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Verdant Eidolon] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, you may return Verdant Eidolon from your graveyard to your...).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Endless Sands] targeting [Etali, Primal Storm] ( Exile target creature you control.).
[Verdant Eidolon] is returned to NARFNra's hand from the graveyard.
[CHAT] NARFNra: seems like it could have been simpler just to get it back with artisan next turn
Gliffendor sacrifices [Brass Squire].
kantrop sacrifices [Enclave Cryptologist].
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah, maybe but I want to get dragon with artisan. idk you may be right
[CHAT] NARFNra: who can say
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Strata Scythe] targeting [Conduit of Ruin] (Equip {3}).
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [World at War] onto the stack (Untap all creatures that attacked this turn.).
Turn 10: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Evos Isle] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's blue.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Xathrid] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's black.).
Gliffendor plays [Plains].
Gliffendor casts [Avacynian Missionaries].
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Ring of Xathrid] targeting [Avacynian Missionaries] (Equip {1}).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Ring of Evos Isle] targeting [Avacynian Missionaries] (Equip {1}).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Avacynian Missionaries] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, if Avacynian Missionaries is equipped, transform it.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Lunarch Inquisitors] onto the stack targeting [Conduit of Ruin] (When this creature transforms into Lunarch Inquisitors, you may exile another target creature unti...).
Turn 11: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: feels bad but
NARFNra casts [Brilliant Spectrum] (with 2 colors).
NARFNra draws two cards with [Brilliant Spectrum].
[CHAT] NARFNra: wow no lands
NARFNra discards [Verdant Eidolon].
NARFNra discards [Mardu Ascendancy].
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: it's getting value out of the desert at least
Turn 11: kantrop
kantrop skips their draw step.
kantrop plays [Island].
kantrop casts [Djinn of Wishes].
Turn 11: Back_Alley_G
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Psychic Possession] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.).
kantrop draws a card with [Psychic Possession]'s ability.
Back_Alley_G casts [By Force] targeting [Ring of Xathrid], [Ring of Evos Isle], [Pennon Blade], and [Spear of Heliod]. (X is 4).
[CHAT] kantrop: yo gliff
[CHAT] kantrop: what's it worth you to keep your stuff
[CHAT] kantrop: er
[CHAT] kantrop: gliff?
[CHAT] Gliffendor: my question is why don' you go after grimore or the strata scythe at least
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's back alley
[CHAT] NARFNra: that's casting it
[CHAT] Gliffendor: oh missed that
[CHAT] Gliffendor: I would really appreciate it
[CHAT] NARFNra: with blue mana lol
[CHAT] Gliffendor: I"m kinda tired
kantrop casts [Disdainful Stroke] targeting [By Force].
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Skywise Teachings] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay {1U}. If you do, create a 2/2 blue Djinn Monk c...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: i understand heh
[CHAT] Gliffendor: and clearly not paying near enough attention
kantrop's [Skywise Teachings] creates a Djinn Monk token.
[CHAT] kantrop: Flying Men on the prowl
[CHAT] Gliffendor: also is a movie on in the background so devided attention
[CHAT] NARFNra: i see
[CHAT] kantrop: ah
[CHAT] NARFNra: well ive dumped about 10 more cards into mana fixing so i hope that will help this deck's problems 
Turn 11: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Evos Isle] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's blue.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Xathrid] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's black.).
[CHAT] kantrop: in future builds?
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah
Gliffendor plays [Plains].
Gliffendor casts [Hall of Triumph].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i didnt feel like buying any more cards rn so i tossed in all my signets 
Gliffendor chooses white for [Hall of Triumph].
[CHAT] NARFNra: also i wasnt running wayfarer's bauble or any other colorless 1 cmc fixing for some mysterious reason
[CHAT] kantrop: you werent' runnign 10 signets already?
Gliffendor casts [Captain's Claws].
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: signets are solid
[CHAT] kantrop: also what about cluestones
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: we don't have all 10 signets
[CHAT] NARFNra: i dont want to add cluestones, they're worse than manalith for just mana and im not likely to sacrifice them
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: the banners would be better than cluestones
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah
[CHAT] NARFNra: but mostly im just sticking in what ive got rn
Turn 12: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: hm
[CHAT] NARFNra: well etali's coming out of endless sands during your end step kantrop
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: what? there's no dino hiding in the sand dunes ;)
[CHAT] Gliffendor: lol
[CHAT] NARFNra: actually ugh i was going to hang onto this to exile something but
NARFNra casts [Sultai Charm] (Draw two cards, then discard a card.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Verdant Eidolon] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, you may return Verdant Eidolon from your graveyard to your...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: *destroy
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: how would you exile somethign with charm?
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: ahh okay
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: lol
[CHAT] NARFNra: confusing with abzan charm
[CHAT] NARFNra: which has an exile
NARFNra chooses not to use [Verdant Eidolon]'s ability.
NARFNra draws two cards with [Sultai Charm].
NARFNra discards [Glint-Eye Nephilim].
NARFNra plays [Opulent Palace].
[CHAT] NARFNra: well at least i got a land this time
[CHAT] kantrop: those tri land
Turn 12: kantrop
kantrop skips their draw step.
[CHAT] NARFNra: the real question is whether i'm dead next turn
kantrop plays [Island].
kantrop activates an ability of [Djinn of Wishes] ( Reveal the top card of your library. You may play that card without paying its mana cost. If you ...).
kantrop reveals [Saheeli's Artistry] with [Djinn of Wishes]'s ability.
[CHAT] kantrop: i wish...
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: why would you be dead narfnra?
[CHAT] kantrop: for more wishes!
[CHAT] NARFNra: etali with strata sctyhe + a turn doubler would kill me from commander damage i think
[CHAT] NARFNra: if you drop a mountain
kantrop casts [Saheeli's Artistry] targeting [Pyramid of the Pantheon] (Copy artifact), and [Djinn of Wishes] (Copy creature).
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Skywise Teachings] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay {1U}. If you do, create a 2/2 blue Djinn Monk c...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: might have been more fun to copy strata scythe honestly
[CHAT] kantrop: maybe
[CHAT] NARFNra: 14/14 djinn of wishes
[CHAT] kantrop: but this works too
[CHAT] kantrop: didnt you know I'm running Djinn tribal here
[CHAT] kantrop: er, G?
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: sorry, back now. had to go do somethign quick
[CHAT] NARFNra: np
[CHAT] kantrop: k
kantrop's [Skywise Teachings] creates a Djinn Monk token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah we only have 6 signets in pd rn
[CHAT] NARFNra: missing azorius izzet rakdos simic
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: the world at world is my only combat doubler
[CHAT] NARFNra: simic also being notable for having no commanders rn
[CHAT] NARFNra: hmmmm
[CHAT] kantrop: darn, doesn't copy counters
kantrop activates an ability of [Djinn of Wishes] ( Reveal the top card of your library. You may play that card without paying its mana cost. If you ...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah it enters like the other does
kantrop reveals [Jushi Apprentice] with [Djinn of Wishes]'s ability.
[CHAT] kantrop: wouldn't have taken if id known that
kantrop casts [Jushi Apprentice].
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: enters as exactly what is printed 
[CHAT] kantrop: the original flip cards
[CHAT] NARFNra: gotta be on theme with a kamigawa commander
Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Djinn Monk] token and [Djinn of Wishes].
[CHAT] kantrop: he's legitimately pretty decent
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: I like padeem for mono blue also
[CHAT] NARFNra: padeem is fun
[CHAT] NARFNra: ive considered swapping her in as the commander of my trokokratis voltron deck
[CHAT] NARFNra: since it's all about equipment
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Endless Sands] ( Return each creature card exiled with Endless Sands to the battlefield under its owner's control.).
Turn 12: Back_Alley_G
kantrop puts triggered ability from [Psychic Possession] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.).
kantrop draws a card with [Psychic Possession]'s ability.
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
Back_Alley_G casts [Mizzium Mortars] for its overload cost using an alternate cost.
[CHAT] kantrop: *Roblox death sound*
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey at least you got a pyramid
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Strata Scythe] targeting [Etali, Primal Storm] (Equip {3}).
[CHAT] NARFNra: :p
kantrop is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: well, rip i guess
[CHAT] kantrop: welp
[CHAT] kantrop: that's game
Gliffendor discards [Desert of the True].
Gliffendor cycles [Desert of the True].
[CHAT] kantrop: it's fine, just means I can pay more attention to the OWL games
Back_Alley_G casts [Cloak and Dagger].
Back_Alley_G casts [Thaumatic Compass].
kantrop has been dealt 21 total damage by Back_Alley_G's commander, [Etali, Primal Storm].
kantrop loses the game due to being dealt 21 or more damage by [Etali, Primal Storm].
kantrop is now a watcher.
[CHAT] kantrop: inter my remains in my pyramid
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Cloak and Dagger] targeting [Etali, Primal Storm] (Equip {3}).
Turn 12: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Evos Isle] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's blue.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Xathrid] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's black.).
Gliffendor plays [Plains].
Gliffendor casts [Kemba, Kha Regent].
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Ring of Evos Isle] targeting [Kemba, Kha Regent] (Equip {1}).
[CHAT] kantrop: avenge meeee
Turn 13: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: dont have the mana to sorry
NARFNra casts [Cultivator's Caravan].
[CHAT] kantrop: next turn you can finally play your Commander
[CHAT] NARFNra: can etali beat the power of
NARFNra casts [Supply]. (X is 1).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Verdant Eidolon] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, you may return Verdant Eidolon from your graveyard to your...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: 1 saproling token
[Verdant Eidolon] is returned to NARFNra's hand from the graveyard.
NARFNra's [Supply] creates a Saproling token.
Turn 13: Back_Alley_G
[CHAT] kantrop: who would win
[CHAT] kantrop: the literal embodiment of storms in dinosaur form
[CHAT] NARFNra: duel decks this one saproling vs a primal dragon with a scythe and a cloak and a dagger
[CHAT] kantrop: 1 fungi boi
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Thaumatic Compass] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your li...).
Back_Alley_G reveals [Mountain].
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] NARFNra: slowrolling us with the artisan of kozilek
[CHAT] kantrop: that's pretty cold
[CHAT] NARFNra: thankfully flameblast does not have haste
[CHAT] NARFNra: probably going to recur etali with it if it dies
[CHAT] kantrop: you guys are a blast, you know that
[CHAT] NARFNra: we do our best
[CHAT] NARFNra: i do wonder if cat value can take over this game
[CHAT] kantrop: may I ask how you like my instant and sorcery spam pile
Back_Alley_G casts [Molten Primordial].
[CHAT] NARFNra: NO
[CHAT] NARFNra: NOT MY SAPROLING
[CHAT] kantrop: you joke, but that opens you up
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Molten Primordial] onto the stack targeting [Saproling] token, and [Lunarch Inquisitors] (When Molten Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, gain control of up to one target...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Ring of Xathrid] ( Regenerate equipped creature.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: im deadly serious, my poor saproling
[CHAT] kantrop: I legit have never seen any Primordials other than the Diluvian
[CHAT] Gliffendor: so when you building another deck Back alley?
[CHAT] NARFNra: the sylvan primordial is brutal
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's also bugged
[CHAT] NARFNra: and thus banned in pdh sadly
[CHAT] NARFNra: i dont remember what the black and white primordials do
[CHAT] Gliffendor: also not legal in edh as well (banned more acurrately)
[CHAT] Gliffendor: black reanimates and white I can't remmeber
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: lol, I'm working on a mono green just haven't got around to finishing it.
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Molten Primordial], [Saproling] token, [Etali, Primal Storm], and [Lunarch Inquisitors].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
Back_Alley_G casts [Rogue's Gloves].
Back_Alley_G casts [Etched Monstrosity].
[CHAT] NARFNra: aww
Back_Alley_G casts [Thopter Assembly].
[CHAT] NARFNra: at least it's just a 5/5 for yo- ow
[CHAT] NARFNra: geez
[CHAT] Gliffendor: you exile a creature for each opponent with the white one
[CHAT] NARFNra: looks like white swords to plowshares creatures
[CHAT] NARFNra: which is kinda w/e
[Kemba, Kha Regent] blocks [Etali, Primal Storm].
[CHAT] NARFNra: that saproling got in man
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Rogue's Gloves] targeting [Molten Primordial] (Equip {2}).
Turn 13: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Evos Isle] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's blue.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Ring of Xathrid] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's black.).
[CHAT] kantrop: I love seeing all these jank rares
[CHAT] kantrop: my favorite thing about the format
[CHAT] kantrop: can we do another game when this is over?
Gliffendor casts [Golden Guardian].
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Golden Guardian] targeting [Lunarch Inquisitors] ( Golden Guardian fights another target creature you control. When Golden Guardian dies this turn, ...).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Golden Guardian] onto the stack (When Golden Guardian dies this turn, return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: i could but it's probably a bit time intensive, we could see if people are up in the pdh room tho
[CHAT] NARFNra: also gliffendor
Gliffendor casts [Wayfarer's Bauble].
[CHAT] kantrop: That golem is so weird
[CHAT] NARFNra: i can at least do something about etali's board rn
[CHAT] NARFNra: but
[CHAT] kantrop: what's the flavor supposed to be
[CHAT] NARFNra: basically it's guarding the factory
[CHAT] kantrop: why does it need to pick a fight with its own team and get killed
[CHAT] NARFNra: you have to kill it to get in
[CHAT] kantrop: oh, I see
[CHAT] NARFNra: then you can make copies of it
[CHAT] kantrop: actually very cool
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Wayfarer's Bauble] ({2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card and put that card...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Captain's Claws] targeting [Lunarch Inquisitors] (Equip {1}).
Turn 14: NARFNra
[CHAT] kantrop: i love making tokens as you can probably tell by Skywise Teachings and Docent of Perfection (not pictured this game)
[CHAT] NARFNra: im really sorry gliffendor but this is the only way i can see us surviving much longer rn
[CHAT] NARFNra: tokens are good
NARFNra casts [Purify].
[CHAT] NARFNra: good thing all those hits were artifacts
[CHAT] kantrop: I wonder if I should get some slightly better cards
[CHAT] NARFNra: eh, up to you
Turn 14: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] NARFNra: purify is pretty brutal huh
[CHAT] kantrop: I think I need a few more cantrips
Back_Alley_G casts [Conquering Manticore].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Conquering Manticore] onto the stack targeting [Lunarch Inquisitors] (When Conquering Manticore enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature an opponent cont...).
[CHAT] kantrop: I want to play a lot of spells but i've got too many expensive ones
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Molten Primordial], [Etali, Primal Storm], and [Lunarch Inquisitors].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[CHAT] Gliffendor: that's a lot of lands
Gliffendor has been dealt 16 total damage by Back_Alley_G's commander, [Etali, Primal Storm].
Gliffendor is now a watcher.
Turn 15: NARFNra
[CHAT] kantrop: gg Gliff
[CHAT] kantrop: cmon NARF, I believe in you2
[CHAT] NARFNra: i am so dead it's not funny lol
[CHAT] NARFNra: so i will go out in style
NARFNra casts [Ankle Shanker].
[CHAT] NARFNra: COME ON SAPROLING
Turn 15: Back_Alley_G
[CHAT] NARFNra: skipped combat phase
[CHAT] NARFNra: that's about right
[CHAT] NARFNra: well here we go
NARFNra is being attacked by [Conduit of Ruin], [Conquering Manticore], [Molten Primordial], and [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
Back_Alley_G casts [Omen Machine].
NARFNra has been dealt 6 total damage by Back_Alley_G's commander, [Etali, Primal Storm].
[CHAT] NARFNra: it is funny to me you goy 4 lands from me
Turn 16: NARFNra
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of his or her library...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: watch omen machine somehow save me with a wrath
NARFNra casts [Yore-Tiller Nephilim].
NARFNra casts [Cloudblazer].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Cloudblazer] onto the stack (When Cloudblazer enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and draw two cards.).
NARFNra draws two cards with [Cloudblazer]'s ability.
Turn 16: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of his or her library...).
Back_Alley_G puts [Mountain] into play.
Back_Alley_G casts [Artisan of Kozilek].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Artisan of Kozilek] onto the stack targeting [Flameblast Dragon] (When you cast Artisan of Kozilek, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the b...).
Back_Alley_G returns [Flameblast Dragon] to the battlefield with [Artisan of Kozilek]'s ability
NARFNra is being attacked by [Conduit of Ruin], [Conquering Manticore], [Molten Primordial], and [Etali, Primal Storm].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
Back_Alley_G casts [Ur-Golem's Eye].
[CHAT] NARFNra: cast planar cleansing
[CHAT] NARFNra: you know you want to
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: one off
[Ankle Shanker] blocks [Etali, Primal Storm].
[Yore-Tiller Nephilim] blocks [Etali, Primal Storm].
[Cloudblazer] blocks [Etali, Primal Storm].
[Saproling] token blocks [Molten Primordial].
Blockers for [Etali, Primal Storm] are ordered as follows: [Ankle Shanker], [Yore-Tiller Nephilim], [Cloudblazer]
Back_Alley_G casts [Makeshift Munitions].
Turn 17: NARFNra
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of his or her library...).
NARFNra puts [Treva's Ruins] into play.
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Treva's Ruins] onto the stack (When Treva's Ruins enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return a non-Lair land you cont...).
[Crypt of the Eternals] is returned to NARFNra's hand from the battlefield.
[CHAT] NARFNra: ugh, draw step mana
NARFNra plays [Crypt of the Eternals].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Crypt of the Eternals] onto the stack (When Crypt of the Eternals enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: for what it's worth, i could have cast enigma sphinx and hoped to cascade into something
NARFNra casts [Meglonoth].
Turn 17: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of his or her library...).
Back_Alley_G puts [Dwarven Ruins] into play.
[CHAT] NARFNra: well gg
NARFNra is being attacked by [Flameblast Dragon], [Artisan of Kozilek], [Conduit of Ruin], [Conquering Manticore], and [Molten Primordial].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Flameblast Dragon] onto the stack targeting [Meglonoth] (Whenever Flameblast Dragon attacks, you may pay {XR}. If you do, Flameblast Dragon deals X damage ...).
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Artisan of Kozilek] onto the stack (Annihilator 2).
NARFNra sacrifices [Treva's Ruins].
NARFNra sacrifices [Crypt of the Eternals].
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: gg
Winner: Back_Alley_G
Game 1 Completed.
NARFNra has left the game.
Back_Alley_G has left the game.