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NARFNra plays [Plains].
NARFNra casts [Restoration Specialist].
Turn 3: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 plays [Swamp].
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Thaumatic Compass] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your li...).
bluefire0505 reveals [Plains].
Turn 4: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
Back_Alley_G casts [Manakin].
Turn 4: Gliffendor
Gliffendor plays [Swamp].
Gliffendor casts [Rukh Egg].
Turn 4: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Plains].
[CHAT] NARFNra: time for the spice
[CHAT] NARFNra: actually nah
Turn 4: bluefire0505
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: sounds intruiging
bluefire0505 plays [Plains].
bluefire0505 casts [Mardu Ascendancy].
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's suuuch a bad card
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh cool
[CHAT] NARFNra: the goblins coms
Turn 5: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
Back_Alley_G casts [Etali, Primal Storm].
[CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Etali, Primal Storm[sU] has a Disadvantageous bug.  Etali, Primal Storm is unable to cast split cards or multiple cards with additional costs.
NARFNra casts [Selesnya Charm] targeting [Etali, Primal Storm] (Exile target creature with power 5 or greater.).
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: man, mtgo been slow for anybody else today? might just be my connection
Turn 5: Gliffendor
[CHAT] NARFNra: sometimes it seems to just randomly be laggy, ahvent had it affect me today tho
Gliffendor plays [Swamp].
Gliffendor casts [Junktroller].
Turn 5: NARFNra
NARFNra casts [Trove of Temptation].
[CHAT] NARFNra: playing this for the lols
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Trove of Temptation] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, create a colorless Treasure artifact token with '{T}, Sacrifice...).
NARFNra's [Trove of Temptation] creates a Treasure token.
Turn 5: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 plays [Swamp].
bluefire0505 casts [Kalastria Nightwatch].
Turn 6: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
Back_Alley_G casts [Pyramid of the Pantheon].
Back_Alley_G casts [That Which Was Taken].
Turn 6: Gliffendor
Gliffendor casts [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden]. (X is 3).
NARFNra is being attacked by [Rukh Egg].
[CHAT] NARFNra: ferocious egg
[CHAT] bluefire0505: quite scary
[CHAT] Gliffendor: ikr
Turn 6: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Plains].
NARFNra casts [Conclave Naturalists].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Conclave Naturalists] onto the stack targeting [Hammer of Purphoros] (When Conclave Naturalists enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: just dont wanna be hit by etali next turn nothin personal
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Trove of Temptation] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, create a colorless Treasure artifact token with '{T}, Sacrifice...).
NARFNra's [Trove of Temptation] creates a Treasure token.
Turn 6: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Thaumatic Compass] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your li...).
bluefire0505 reveals [Mountain].
bluefire0505 plays [Mountain].
bluefire0505 casts [Orzhov Signet].
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: fair enough
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Junktroller] targeting [Selesnya Charm] ( Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.).
bluefire0505 casts [Kalastria Healer].
[CHAT] Gliffendor: just want f8 to work
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Kalastria Healer] onto the stack (Whenever Kalastria Healer or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: i getcha
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Kalastria Nightwatch] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, Kalastria Nightwatch gains flying until end of turn.).
NARFNra is being attacked by [Kalastria Nightwatch].
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Mardu Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature you control attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's ta...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: i can only assume that somehow that selesnya charm being in ym deck will come back to be of climactic importance
bluefire0505's [Mardu Ascendancy] creates a Goblin token.
bluefire0505 puts [Goblin] token onto the battlefield attacking Back_Alley_G
Turn 7: Back_Alley_G
[CHAT] Gliffendor: yeah, it'll probably bite me because that's how the world works but w/e, it'd rather you have the charm back than someone else get their haste thing back in their deck
[CHAT] NARFNra: makes sense
[CHAT] NARFNra: i was just bein silly heh
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: Hey I've got to go. something came up sorry
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's much easier to fetch stuff from the grave in edh anyhow
[CHAT] NARFNra: ah ok
[CHAT] NARFNra: cya
Back_Alley_G has conceded from the game.
Back_Alley_G is now a watcher.
[CHAT] bluefire0505: cya
Turn 7: Gliffendor
[CHAT] Gliffendor: cya
Gliffendor plays [Swamp].
Gliffendor casts [Buried Alive].
[CHAT] NARFNra: gasp
[CHAT] bluefire0505: ah jeezus
[CHAT] Gliffendor: yeah it's a thing
[CHAT] NARFNra: 3 griselbrands
[CHAT] bluefire0505: ^
[CHAT] bluefire0505: nah, 1's an emrakrul
[CHAT] NARFNra: lol now that i think aboutit we're legit an animate dead format
[CHAT] bluefire0505: he can junk it to the bottom 
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah i know
[CHAT] Gliffendor: funny story I meant to put animate dead in my deck but forgot to
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Junktroller] targeting [Epitaph Golem] ( Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: gotta do it the grenzo way
[CHAT] NARFNra: the COOL way
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
[CHAT] Gliffendor: yeah
[CHAT] NARFNra: gliffendor were you the one i did that mean nacatl war pride band thing to yesterday
NARFNra is being attacked by [Rukh Egg].
[CHAT] NARFNra: that epochrasite was wild
[CHAT] Gliffendor: yeah it was
[CHAT] NARFNra: you can have the bird
[Conclave Naturalists] blocks [Rukh Egg].
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (When Rukh Egg dies, create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying at the beginning of the next ...).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (Create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying.).
Gliffendor's [Rukh Egg] creates a Bird token.
[CHAT] bluefire0505: it's a birb
Turn 7: NARFNra
[CHAT] Gliffendor: does that mean a board wipe is coming down then?
[CHAT] NARFNra: nope
[CHAT] NARFNra: sadly i did not draw a land so i cant do what my plan was though
[CHAT] Gliffendor: and yeah back alley having to leave made my life easier since he opened on that T1 totem
[CHAT] bluefire0505: must be a ton of mana
NARFNra casts [Brutalizer Exarch].
[CHAT] NARFNra: instead just gonna cast exarch
[CHAT] NARFNra: hmmm
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Brutalizer Exarch] onto the stack (Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, then shuffle your library and put that card on...).
NARFNra reveals [Keeper of Progenitus].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Trove of Temptation] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, create a colorless Treasure artifact token with '{T}, Sacrifice...).
NARFNra's [Trove of Temptation] creates a Treasure token.
Turn 7: bluefire0505
[CHAT] NARFNra: just a friendly group hug card :)))))))
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Thaumatic Compass] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your li...).
bluefire0505 reveals [Plains].
bluefire0505 plays [Plains].
bluefire0505 casts [Mardu Banner].
[CHAT] Gliffendor: noice, helps you the most though ;)
bluefire0505 casts [Stromkirk Condemned].
NARFNra is being attacked by [Goblin] token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: ah "whenever a nontoken creature"
[CHAT] NARFNra: dangit mardu ascendancy
[CHAT] bluefire0505: yep
[CHAT] bluefire0505: didn't wanna lose any of my vampires
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Thaumatic Compass] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, if you control seven or more lands, transform Thaumatic Compass...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: it would work even without it cuz the tokens come in tapped and attacking and dont actually declare an attack but
Turn 8: Gliffendor
Gliffendor casts [Pitiless Plunderer].
[CHAT] NARFNra: intense
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Junktroller] targeting [Noosegraf Mob] ( Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
NARFNra is being attacked by [Filigree Familiar].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: hating the ascendency atm
[CHAT] NARFNra: :o
[CHAT] bluefire0505: can't autoyield
Turn 8: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh rip
[CHAT] NARFNra: here let me help you with that
[CHAT] NARFNra: this is not the correct play but i am a terrible person
[CHAT] bluefire0505: don't you realm razer
NARFNra casts [Warp World].
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Noosegraf Mob] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell, remove a +1/+1 counter from Noosegraf Mob. If you do, create a 2/...).
[CHAT] bluefire0505: oh boy
[CHAT] NARFNra: i have the worst board of course
[CHAT] Gliffendor: oh go
Gliffendor's [Noosegraf Mob] creates a Zombie token.
[CHAT] Gliffendor: yuck
[CHAT] NARFNra: but let's see what happen
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh no
[CHAT] NARFNra: confusion int he ranks
No legal targets to choose for [Confusion in the Ranks]'s triggered ability.
No legal targets to choose for [Confusion in the Ranks]'s triggered ability.
[CHAT] bluefire0505: 0_0
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Stromkirk Mentor] onto the stack targeting [Drana's Emissary] (When Stromkirk Mentor enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on another target Vampire you co...).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Marsh Flitter] onto the stack (When Marsh Flitter enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 black Goblin Rogue creature tokens.).
Gliffendor's [Marsh Flitter] creates two Goblin Rogue tokens.
[CHAT] NARFNra: junktroller still here lol
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh god
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Confusion in the Ranks] onto the stack (Whenever an artifact, creature, or enchantment enters the battlefield, its controller chooses targ...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: i am so sorry
Gliffendor targets [Rakish Heir] for Triggered ability from Confusion in the Ranks.
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Confusion in the Ranks] onto the stack (Whenever an artifact, creature, or enchantment enters the battlefield, its controller chooses targ...).
Gliffendor targets [Falkenrath Marauders] for Triggered ability from Confusion in the Ranks.
[CHAT] bluefire0505: sadness
[CHAT] NARFNra: that feel when 4 lands
[CHAT] Gliffendor: atleast you ended up with r mana
NARFNra casts [Gruul Charm] (Gruul Charm deals 3 damage to each creature with flying.).
bluefire0505 discards [Bleak Coven Vampires].
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Markov Dreadknight] ( Put two +1/+1 counters on Markov Dreadknight.).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Bleak Coven Vampires] onto the stack (Madness {{3BB}}).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Molten Slagheap] ( Put a storage counter on Molten Slagheap.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: this is certainly a stack
[CHAT] Gliffendor: yep
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Ghoulcaller's Bell] ( Each player puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard.).
bluefire0505 chooses not to cast [Bleak Coven Vampires] with [Bleak Coven Vampires]'s ability.
bluefire0505's Triggered ability from Stromkirk Mentor is countered because it has no legal targets.
NARFNra casts [Keeper of Progenitus].
[CHAT] NARFNra: tbh this deck is "i play all the naya enchantments i can't fit in anywhere else"
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Confusion in the Ranks] onto the stack targeting [Markov Dreadknight] (Whenever an artifact, creature, or enchantment enters the battlefield, its controller chooses targ...).
Turn 8: bluefire0505
[CHAT] Gliffendor: nice
[CHAT] NARFNra: well i may die first but at least i went out with a bang
bluefire0505 casts [Malakir Bloodwitch].
[CHAT] NARFNra: ouch
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Malakir Bloodwitch] onto the stack (When Malakir Bloodwitch enters the battlefield, each opponent loses life equal to the number of Va...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Confusion in the Ranks] onto the stack (Whenever an artifact, creature, or enchantment enters the battlefield, its controller chooses targ...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: warp world into confusion in the ranks... geez
bluefire0505 targets [Markov Dreadknight] for Triggered ability from Confusion in the Ranks.
[CHAT] NARFNra: well this makes grenzo somewhat more difficult to use ig
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Bloodbond Vampire] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Bloodbond Vampire.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh good lord imagine nacatl war pride with confusion in the ranks
[CHAT] Gliffendor: thanks for all of your creatures
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Mask of Avacyn] targeting [Markov Dreadknight] (Equip {3}).
[CHAT] NARFNra: *steals the mask and equips it to steal the creature*
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Heirs of Stromkirk].
[Epitaph Golem] blocks [Heirs of Stromkirk].
Turn 9: Gliffendor
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh i can f8 now yay
[CHAT] bluefire0505: same
[CHAT] NARFNra: tbh when i was looking at it in my hand
[CHAT] NARFNra: i thought it was scrambleverse and not warp world
[CHAT] NARFNra: which is actually good when i have no board lol
[CHAT] Gliffendor: at least it wasn't thieves auction
[CHAT] bluefire0505: ^
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah id never ru that
[CHAT] NARFNra: there's wacky and there's please no
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Molten Slagheap] ( Put a storage counter on Molten Slagheap.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Rocky Tar Pit] ( Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle yo...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's like that horrible mono white card that exiles everything and you get one permanent back a turn
[CHAT] NARFNra: Dimensional Breach
[CHAT] bluefire0505: so confusion in the ranks with grip of chaos
Gliffendor casts [Lawless Broker].
[CHAT] NARFNra: nah you choose which one you get back
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Confusion in the Ranks] onto the stack (Whenever an artifact, creature, or enchantment enters the battlefield, its controller chooses targ...).
Gliffendor targets [Meglonoth] for Triggered ability from Confusion in the Ranks.
[CHAT] NARFNra: but it's like, great, let's just get rid of everyone's lands for 10 turns
Gliffendor casts [Returned Centaur].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i have a feeling megalanoth aint ever losing summoning sickness
[CHAT] NARFNra: ppprobably not
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Returned Centaur] onto the stack targeting Gliffendor (When Returned Centaur enters the battlefield, target player puts the top four cards of his or her ...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: the ultimate blocker
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Confusion in the Ranks] onto the stack (Whenever an artifact, creature, or enchantment enters the battlefield, its controller chooses targ...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: i should have tutored up auratog
Gliffendor targets [Lawless Broker] for Triggered ability from Confusion in the Ranks.
[CHAT] NARFNra: so i could eatthis
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Ghoulcaller's Bell] ( Each player puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: vitu ghazi would have been funny
[CHAT] Gliffendor: yeah glad I milled on a whim
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i mean, i just want to make vampire tokens
Gliffendor puts [Pitiless Plunderer] into their graveyard with with [Millikin]'s ability.
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Junktroller] targeting [Su-Chi] ( Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.).
Turn 9: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: i
[CHAT] NARFNra: no way
[CHAT] bluefire0505: homeward path?
NARFNra casts [Auratog].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: ayyy
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Confusion in the Ranks] onto the stack targeting [Meglonoth] (Whenever an artifact, creature, or enchantment enters the battlefield, its controller chooses targ...).
NARFNra activates an ability of [Auratog] ( Auratog gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: the game is saved
[CHAT] NARFNra: for now
[CHAT] NARFNra: and now i get to die
[CHAT] Gliffendor: something tells me that homeward path isn't legal
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's not
[CHAT] bluefire0505: aw
[CHAT] NARFNra: if i'd saved gruul charm though
[CHAT] NARFNra: i could have done the "everyone gets command of their stuff" mode
Turn 9: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 plays [Nomad Outpost].
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh actually it only works for me
[CHAT] NARFNra: but ye
[CHAT] NARFNra: also i completely forgot progenitus' dude is still around
[CHAT] NARFNra: would be nice if i drew something i could cast
bluefire0505 discards [Paladin of the Bloodstained].
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Markov Dreadknight] ( Put two +1/+1 counters on Markov Dreadknight.).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Paladin of the Bloodstained] onto the stack (Madness {{3W}}).
bluefire0505 casts [Paladin of the Bloodstained].
[CHAT] NARFNra: all of the vampires, all of them
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Paladin of the Bloodstained] onto the stack (When Paladin of the Bloodstained enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token...).
bluefire0505's [Paladin of the Bloodstained] creates a Vampire token.
[CHAT] bluefire0505: tis the theme
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Markov Dreadknight].
Turn 10: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts [Arcbound Worker] into their graveyard with with [Millikin]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: i should put head games in a pdh deck at some point
Gliffendor casts [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden]. (X is 2).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Junktroller] targeting [Bloodthrone Vampire] ( Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Bloodthrone Vampire] ( Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Su-Chi] onto the stack (When Su-Chi dies, add {CCCC} to your mana pool.).
[CHAT] Gliffendor: so I accidently put a 4 card infinite combo into my deck...
[CHAT] NARFNra: huh is that infinite etb
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i'm glad that has summoning sickness
[CHAT] NARFNra: epitapth golem + grenzo + sac it
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Epitaph Golem] targeting [Su-Chi] ( Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: maybe if you had pandemonium or flayer of the hatebound
[CHAT] NARFNra: good fun
[CHAT] Gliffendor: yeah, there is a way for it to truly go infitnite with dross scorpion and junk troller
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Ghoulcaller's Bell] ( Each player puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: bye sandwurm convergence i was realistically never casting you this game anyway
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Bloodthrone Vampire] ( Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Su-Chi] onto the stack (When Su-Chi dies, add {CCCC} to your mana pool.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Epitaph Golem] targeting [Rukh Egg] ( Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Bloodthrone Vampire] ( Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Lawless Broker] onto the stack targeting [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] (When Lawless Broker dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Bloodthrone Vampire] ( Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (When Rukh Egg dies, create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying at the beginning of the next ...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: hope you're enjoying your free auratog
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (Create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying.).
Gliffendor's [Rukh Egg] creates a Bird token.
Turn 10: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: i
[CHAT] NARFNra: you know how 
[CHAT] Gliffendor: it's putting in work
[CHAT] NARFNra: you know how you uh
[CHAT] NARFNra: you junktrolled that selesnya charm back
NARFNra casts [Selesnya Charm] targeting [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] (Exile target creature with power 5 or greater.).
[CHAT] bluefire0505: ayyyy
[CHAT] NARFNra: what the f even is this game
[CHAT] Gliffendor: totally should not have put that counter on grenzo oh well
[CHAT] NARFNra: well im proooobably dying soon
Turn 10: bluefire0505
[CHAT] NARFNra: honestly i was really hoping that warp world would find one of my card advantage enchantments
bluefire0505 discards [Plains].
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Markov Dreadknight] ( Put two +1/+1 counters on Markov Dreadknight.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: aid from the cowl / killer instanct that sorta thing
bluefire0505 casts [Oros, the Avenger].
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh boy
[CHAT] NARFNra: does oros do 2 or 3
[CHAT] NARFNra: 3
[CHAT] bluefire0505: 3
[CHAT] NARFNra: be reasonable bluefire... think about the progenitus dude....
[CHAT] NARFNra: imagine all the mana you'll miss if you oros...
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Markov Dreadknight].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: tbh, I wanted another blocker 
[Bird] token blocks [Markov Dreadknight].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: wipes my board mostly too
Turn 11: Gliffendor
[CHAT] NARFNra: im sorry about selesnya charming grenzo btw
[CHAT] NARFNra: i would have hit the dreadknight except, yeah
Gliffendor puts [Corpse Churn] into their graveyard with with [Millikin]'s ability.
[CHAT] bluefire0505: dreadknight/falkenrath gorger has been fun
[CHAT] NARFNra: i remember wondering of corpse churn was usable in a normal pd deck
Gliffendor casts [Cathodion].
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Bloodthrone Vampire] ( Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Cathodion] onto the stack (When Cathodion dies, add {CCC} to your mana pool.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: ugh this just reminds me how ridiculous that one alatar you always see in normal edh is
[CHAT] NARFNra: ashnod's?
Gliffendor casts [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden]. (X is 2).
[CHAT] bluefire0505: fun card
[CHAT] NARFNra: this combo is pretty silly and alright, but ashnod's is so mean :(
[CHAT] NARFNra: i was actually surprised grenzo was in the format
[CHAT] bluefire0505: same
[CHAT] NARFNra: he's in a good creature type and gets value and everything
[CHAT] NARFNra: id at least expect him to be doing better than his other version
[CHAT] Gliffendor: yeah with ashnods this would easily be infinite, I'd end up with my entire deck on the field more or less, my one buddy accidently went infinite with locust god with altar and skullclamp with the most rediculous hand in edh last week (like he drew into the combo didn't tutor or anything)
[CHAT] NARFNra: costwise i mean
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh boy
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Ghoulcaller's Bell] ( Each player puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: locust god skullclamp
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Junktroller] targeting [Su-Chi] ( Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: skullclamp in general is certainly a card
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Bloodthrone Vampire] ( Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Su-Chi] onto the stack (When Su-Chi dies, add {CCCC} to your mana pool.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: i remember seeing the story of how they accidentally made it lol
[CHAT] bluefire0505: brb
[CHAT] NARFNra: kk
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Epitaph Golem] targeting [Rukh Egg] ( Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Bloodthrone Vampire] ( Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (When Rukh Egg dies, create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying at the beginning of the next ...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: the original skullclamp was {3} mana {2} mana equip and didn't give any p/t change
[CHAT] NARFNra: so it wasn't that great and no one used it and they changed it too late in development to realize how busted it was
bluefire0505 is being attacked by [Bloodthrone Vampire].
[Goblin Rogue] token blocks [Bloodthrone Vampire].
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (Create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying.).
Gliffendor's [Rukh Egg] creates a Bird token.
Turn 11: NARFNra
NARFNra casts [Gruul Signet].
[CHAT] NARFNra: do i have enough to...
[CHAT] bluefire0505: yes
NARFNra casts [Palladia-Mors].
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's REAL edh now
Turn 11: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 discards [Markov Blademaster].
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Markov Dreadknight] ( Put two +1/+1 counters on Markov Dreadknight.).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Markov Blademaster] onto the stack (Madness {{1RR}}).
[CHAT] NARFNra: fun card
bluefire0505 casts [Markov Blademaster].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: #value
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Oros, the Avenger].
[Bird] token blocks [Oros, the Avenger].
[CHAT] NARFNra: infinite rukhs
[CHAT] NARFNra: when in doubt... rukh out
Back_Alley_G has stopped watching.
Turn 12: Gliffendor
Gliffendor puts [Rakdos Guildgate] into their graveyard with with [Millikin]'s ability.
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Epitaph Golem] targeting [Rukh Egg] ( Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Junktroller] targeting [Marsh Flitter] ( Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Marsh Flitter] onto the stack (When Marsh Flitter enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 black Goblin Rogue creature tokens.).
Gliffendor's [Marsh Flitter] creates two Goblin Rogue tokens.
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Bloodthrone Vampire] ( Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (When Rukh Egg dies, create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying at the beginning of the next ...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Epitaph Golem] targeting [Rukh Egg] ( Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Bloodthrone Vampire] ( Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (When Rukh Egg dies, create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying at the beginning of the next ...).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (Create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (Create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying.).
Gliffendor's [Rukh Egg] creates a Bird token.
Gliffendor's [Rukh Egg] creates a Bird token.
Turn 12: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Palladia-Mors] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Palladia-Mors unless you pay {RGW}.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: well that was fun and all but i dont have the right mana so
[CHAT] NARFNra: it was nice seeing you palladia mors
NARFNra casts [From Beyond].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Mesa Enchantress] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you may draw a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Mesa Enchantress]'s ability.
NARFNra casts [Mask of Memory].
[CHAT] NARFNra: so like
[CHAT] NARFNra: is that dreadknight getting untapped by something or what
[CHAT] NARFNra: did it just not attack last turn
[CHAT] bluefire0505: didn't swing
[CHAT] Gliffendor: it didn't attack
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh ok
Turn 12: bluefire0505
[CHAT] bluefire0505: the drag was scary
[CHAT] NARFNra: ah it was oros
[CHAT] NARFNra: right
bluefire0505 discards [Cinder Barrens].
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Markov Dreadknight] ( Put two +1/+1 counters on Markov Dreadknight.).
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Oros, the Avenger].
NARFNra is being attacked by [Markov Dreadknight].
[Bird] token blocks [Oros, the Avenger].
[Bird] token blocks [Oros, the Avenger].
[Malakir Bloodwitch] blocks [Markov Dreadknight].
Blockers for [Oros, the Avenger] are ordered as follows: [Bird] token, [Bird] token
Back_Alley_G is now a watcher.
Turn 13: Gliffendor
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Junktroller] targeting [Rukh Egg] ( Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Bloodthrone Vampire] ( Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (When Rukh Egg dies, create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying at the beginning of the next ...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Epitaph Golem] targeting [Rukh Egg] ( Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Bloodthrone Vampire] ( Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (When Rukh Egg dies, create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying at the beginning of the next ...).
Gliffendor puts [Mountain] into their graveyard with with [Millikin]'s ability.
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Epitaph Golem] targeting [Rukh Egg] ( Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Bloodthrone Vampire] ( Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (When Rukh Egg dies, create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying at the beginning of the next ...).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (Create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (Create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (Create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying.).
Gliffendor's [Rukh Egg] creates a Bird token.
Gliffendor's [Rukh Egg] creates a Bird token.
Gliffendor's [Rukh Egg] creates a Bird token.
Turn 13: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [From Beyond] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has 'Sacr...).
NARFNra's [From Beyond] creates an Eldrazi Scion token.
[CHAT] bluefire0505: this is troubling
[CHAT] bluefire0505: many birds
NARFNra casts [Explosive Revelation] targeting bluefire0505.
[Explosive Revelation] deals 6 damage to bluefire0505.
[CHAT] Gliffendor: burbs yes they are a thing, I was considering making a varloz deck irl as my next edh deck, but I'm probably going to make a grenzo deck because you can build some fun ones on a budget
[CHAT] NARFNra: huh
[CHAT] NARFNra: somehow drew brutalizer exarch again
[CHAT] bluefire0505: nice
NARFNra casts [Brutalizer Exarch].
[CHAT] Gliffendor: it got shuffled back in with warp world or w/e
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Brutalizer Exarch] onto the stack targeting [Mask of Avacyn] (Put target noncreature permanent on the bottom of its owner's library.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah i just think it's funny i somehow got both things that got shuffled/bottomed in my library
Turn 13: bluefire0505
[CHAT] NARFNra: 13/13 vampire
[CHAT] NARFNra: very fittig
[CHAT] Gliffendor: yeah it is fairly amusing
[CHAT] NARFNra: well if you have any removal it's targetable now
bluefire0505 discards [Kalastria Nightwatch].
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Markov Dreadknight] ( Put two +1/+1 counters on Markov Dreadknight.).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Kalastria Nightwatch] onto the stack (Madness {{4B}}).
[CHAT] NARFNra: the end is probably coming for me
bluefire0505 casts [Kalastria Nightwatch].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: just 1 big fIyin b0i
NARFNra is being attacked by [Markov Dreadknight].
[CHAT] NARFNra: doooown to 7
Turn 14: Gliffendor
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Junktroller] targeting [Rukh Egg] ( Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.).
[CHAT] bluefire0505: tbf, I think I'm going for second at this point
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i can't deal the the grenzo shenanigans
Gliffendor casts [Brainspoil] targeting [Markov Dreadknight].
[CHAT] Gliffendor: the bird loop is pretty great value
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Bloodthrone Vampire] ( Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (When Rukh Egg dies, create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying at the beginning of the next ...).
Gliffendor casts [Dross Hopper].
[CHAT] NARFNra: maybe you'll find extinguish all hope, ya never know
bluefire0505 is being attacked by [Bird] token, [Bird] token, and [Bird] token.
NARFNra is being attacked by [Bird] token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: well i can only hope i draw something silly
[CHAT] bluefire0505: no extinguish or any wrath
[CHAT] Gliffendor: it doesn't help that you're in top deck mode
[CHAT] bluefire0505: probably an oversight on my part
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (Create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying.).
Gliffendor's [Rukh Egg] creates a Bird token.
Turn 14: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [From Beyond] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has 'Sacr...).
[CHAT] Gliffendor: yeah I'm running a few sweepers/board wipes out of habit
NARFNra's [From Beyond] creates an Eldrazi Scion token.
NARFNra plays [Mountain].
NARFNra casts [Might Makes Right].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Mesa Enchantress] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you may draw a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Mesa Enchantress]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: wow, a signet
NARFNra casts [Selesnya Signet].
[CHAT] NARFNra: such value
[CHAT] NARFNra: bluefire can i draw a card just for fun
NARFNra activates an ability of [Mask of Memory] targeting [Returned Centaur] (Equip {1}).
[CHAT] bluefire0505: sure
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh.  ow that that things dead this actually applies
[CHAT] NARFNra: huh
[CHAT] Gliffendor: like even though my hand is full of stuff the thing I love about decks like my current build of grenzo is your yard is also your hand in a way so you have a lot more gas and shennanigans up your sleeve
[CHAT] NARFNra: deos anything have lifelink
[CHAT] bluefire0505: 1/1 vamp
[CHAT] Gliffendor: 6
[CHAT] Gliffendor: ^
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Might Makes Right] onto the stack targeting [Paladin of the Bloodstained] (At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control each creature on the battlefield with the ...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: ill just take this for fun
bluefire0505 is being attacked by [Paladin of the Bloodstained] and [Returned Centaur].
[Keeper of Progenitus] blocks [Paladin of the Bloodstained].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Mask of Memory] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw two cards. If you do, dis...).
NARFNra draws two cards with [Mask of Memory]'s ability.
NARFNra discards [Tranquil Expanse].
[CHAT] NARFNra: well if i hadnt killed keeper fo progenitus i could have played protection fo the hekma
[CHAT] NARFNra: but alas
[CHAT] Gliffendor: oh well
Turn 14: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] NARFNra: time to be  rukh'd
bluefire0505 casts [Oros, the Avenger].
Turn 15: Gliffendor
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Junktroller] targeting [Rukh Egg] ( Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Bloodthrone Vampire] ( Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (When Rukh Egg dies, create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying at the beginning of the next ...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Epitaph Golem] targeting [Rukh Egg] ( Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden] ( Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less ...).
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Bloodthrone Vampire] ( Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (When Rukh Egg dies, create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying at the beginning of the next ...).
Gliffendor puts [Fire Tempest] into their graveyard with with [Millikin]'s ability.
Gliffendor activates an ability of [Molten Slagheap] ( Put a storage counter on Molten Slagheap.).
bluefire0505 is being attacked by [Bird] token, [Bird] token, [Bird] token, and [Bird] token.
NARFNra is being attacked by [Bird] token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: goodbye cruel world
[CHAT] Gliffendor: o7
[Oros, the Avenger] blocks [Bird] token.
[CHAT] bluefire0505: gg
NARFNra is now a watcher.
[CHAT] NARFNra: gg
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (Create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying.).
Gliffendor puts triggered ability from [Rukh Egg] onto the stack (Create a 4/4 red Bird creature token with flying.).
Gliffendor's [Rukh Egg] creates a Bird token.
Gliffendor's [Rukh Egg] creates a Bird token.
Turn 15: bluefire0505
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i'm next
[CHAT] bluefire0505: ah yes
bluefire0505 plays [Swamp].
Gliffendor is being attacked by [Oros, the Avenger], [Kalastria Nightwatch], [Markov Blademaster], [Vampire] token, [Paladin of the Bloodstained], [Goblin Rogue] token, [Stromkirk Mentor], [Falkenrath Gorger], and [Bloodbond Vampire].
[CHAT] Gliffendor: who would have though that the little rukh egg is what would win a game of edh
[CHAT] NARFNra: is dragon egg legal in edh too
[CHAT] NARFNra: er, pdh
[CHAT] Gliffendor: I think so, I'm fairly certain I have it in the 100
[CHAT] Gliffendor: or 99 rather
[CHAT] NARFNra: neat
[Goblin Rogue] token blocks [Stromkirk Mentor].
[Goblin Rogue] token blocks [Bloodbond Vampire].
[Bird] token blocks [Oros, the Avenger].
[Bird] token stops blocking.
[Dross Hopper] blocks [Paladin of the Bloodstained].
[Marsh Flitter] blocks [Oros, the Avenger].
[Rakish Heir] blocks [Bloodbond Vampire].
[Epitaph Golem] blocks [Kalastria Nightwatch].
[Bird] token blocks [Goblin Rogue] token.
[Bird] token blocks [Markov Blademaster].
Blockers for [Bloodbond Vampire] are ordered as follows: [Rakish Heir], [Goblin Rogue] token
[CHAT] Gliffendor: I was planning on discarding priest of the blood rite to hand size eventually then it's be making 2 5/5s a turn
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh boy
[CHAT] NARFNra: bluefire are you running vampiric rites
[CHAT] NARFNra: you're making enough random stuff and lifelink sources that it'd probably help out
[CHAT] NARFNra: i wonder how this game would have gone had i not warp worlded
[CHAT] NARFNra: or for that matter had i warp worlded when etali was still around
[CHAT] bluefire0505: yay mtg0
[CHAT] NARFNra: what did mtgo do
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i think i am
[CHAT] bluefire0505: has vampire in name
[CHAT] bluefire0505: I'm lagging super hard
[CHAT] NARFNra: reminds me of when i tried to cast time stop yesterday
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Bloodbond Vampire] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Bloodbond Vampire.).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Kalastria Nightwatch] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, Kalastria Nightwatch gains flying until end of turn.).
Turn 16: Gliffendor
Gliffendor plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: gg
[CHAT] NARFNra: gg
[CHAT] Gliffendor: gg
bluefire0505 is being attacked by [Bird] token, [Bird] token, [Bird] token, [Bird] token, [Bird] token, [Bird] token, [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden], [Bloodthrone Vampire], [Returned Centaur], and [Epitaph Golem].
bluefire0505 has been dealt 4 total damage by Gliffendor's commander, [Grenzo, Dungeon Warden].
Winner: Gliffendor
Game 1 Completed.
bluefire0505 has left the game.
Gliffendor has left the game.