Game 584609544

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EternalParadox38 joined the game.
bluefire0505 joined the game.
NARFNra joined the game.
[CHAT] NARFNra: gl, hf
NARFNra chooses to play first.
NARFNra chooses [Patron of the Kitsune] as their commander.
bluefire0505 chooses [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] as their commander.
EternalParadox38 chooses [Jori En, Ruin Diver] as their commander.
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: same to you
[CHAT] bluefire0505: glhf
NARFNra keeps this hand.
bluefire0505 mulligans to 7 cards.
EternalParadox38 keeps this hand.
bluefire0505 mulligans to 6 cards.
bluefire0505 keeps this hand.
Turn 1: NARFNra
bluefire0505 put a card on top of bluefire0505's library.
NARFNra plays [Plains].
Turn 1: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 plays [Forest].
Turn 1: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[CHAT] NARFNra: why do i even have an opponent upkeep stop set lol
Turn 2: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Plains].
NARFNra casts [Mask of Memory].
Turn 2: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey we have all the colors on the table again yay
bluefire0505 casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
Turn 2: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] bluefire0505: niiice
EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
Turn 3: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Plains].
NARFNra casts [Accorder Paladin].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Mask of Memory] targeting [Accorder Paladin] (Equip {1}).
Turn 3: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 plays [Forest].
Turn 3: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Mage-Ring Network].
EternalParadox38 casts [Jori En, Ruin Diver].
Turn 4: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Karoo].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Karoo] onto the stack (When Karoo enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return an untapped Plains you control t...).
[Plains] is returned to NARFNra's hand from the battlefield.
NARFNra casts [Unruly Mob].
[CHAT] NARFNra: hmm
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey bluefire, heads or tails
[CHAT] bluefire0505: heads
bluefire0505 is being attacked by [Accorder Paladin].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Accorder Paladin] onto the stack (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.).
[Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] blocks [Accorder Paladin].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Unruly Mob] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Unruly Mob.).
Turn 4: bluefire0505
[CHAT] NARFNra: i will attack paradox next
bluefire0505 plays [Swamp].
bluefire0505 casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
Turn 4: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i mean, my hand is mostly nothing gots some lands and big drops
EternalParadox38 casts [Tibor and Lumia].
Turn 5: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: OH I LOVE TIBOR AND LUMIA
[CHAT] NARFNra: legit
NARFNra plays [Plains].
NARFNra casts [Conqueror's Pledge].
NARFNra's [Conqueror's Pledge] creates six Kor Soldier tokens.
[CHAT] bluefire0505: it is a pretty legit card
[CHAT] NARFNra: let's get some action out of that unruly mob
Turn 5: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 plays [Swamp].
bluefire0505 casts [Reaper of Sheoldred].
Turn 5: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh reaper of sheoldred
[CHAT] NARFNra: what a wacky card
[CHAT] NARFNra: are you running tangle angler too
[CHAT] bluefire0505: it really is, infect is mostly a tiny theme because i needed more synergy with commander
EternalParadox38 casts [Enigma Drake].
[CHAT] NARFNra: a tiny theme that occasionally wins the game through phyrexian juggernaut :)
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Tibor and Lumia] onto the stack targeting [Jori En, Ruin Diver] (Whenever you cast a blue spell, target creature gains flying until end of turn.).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Tibor and Lumia] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a red spell, Tibor and Lumia deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Unruly Mob] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Unruly Mob.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Unruly Mob] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Unruly Mob.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Unruly Mob] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Unruly Mob.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Unruly Mob] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Unruly Mob.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Unruly Mob] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Unruly Mob.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Unruly Mob] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Unruly Mob.).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Reaper of Sheoldred] onto the stack (Whenever a source deals damage to Reaper of Sheoldred, that source's controller gets a poison coun...).
EternalParadox38 has 1 poison counter.
[CHAT] NARFNra: i feel ya tho
[CHAT] NARFNra: lol lumia gonna kill paradox
[CHAT] bluefire0505: I mean, the jugggernaut is sweet
EternalParadox38 casts [Shock] targeting bluefire0505.
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Jori En, Ruin Diver] onto the stack (Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, draw a card.).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Tibor and Lumia] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a red spell, Tibor and Lumia deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Reaper of Sheoldred] onto the stack (Whenever a source deals damage to Reaper of Sheoldred, that source's controller gets a poison coun...).
EternalParadox38 has 2 poison counters.
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Jori En, Ruin Diver]'s ability.
Turn 6: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: lumia is like this deck's natural predator lol
[CHAT] NARFNra: white weenie is crying
NARFNra casts [Soldier of the Pantheon].
NARFNra casts [Glorious Anthem].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Mask of Memory] targeting [Unruly Mob] (Equip {1}).
Turn 6: bluefire0505
[CHAT] NARFNra: AGH
[CHAT] NARFNra: skipped combat set 
[CHAT] NARFNra: single tear
[CHAT] NARFNra: *step
bluefire0505 plays [Forest].
bluefire0505 casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Soldier of the Pantheon] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a multicolored spell, you gain 1 life.).
Turn 6: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: man it's such a shame how hybrid works in commander
[CHAT] NARFNra: in edh hapatra would love everlasting torment so much
[CHAT] NARFNra: that card is brutal
[CHAT] bluefire0505: yeah, it is
[CHAT] NARFNra: im weirdly fond of enigma drake and spellheart chimera
[CHAT] NARFNra: i always wanted to run a ridiculous epic experiment deck
EternalParadox38 casts [Flametongue Kavu].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Tibor and Lumia] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a red spell, Tibor and Lumia deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Reaper of Sheoldred] onto the stack (Whenever a source deals damage to Reaper of Sheoldred, that source's controller gets a poison coun...).
EternalParadox38 has 3 poison counters.
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Flametongue Kavu] onto the stack targeting [Reaper of Sheoldred] (When Flametongue Kavu enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage to target creature.).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Reaper of Sheoldred] onto the stack (Whenever a source deals damage to Reaper of Sheoldred, that source's controller gets a poison coun...).
EternalParadox38 has 4 poison counters.
[CHAT] NARFNra: ooh flametongue kavu
Turn 7: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: man bluefire you might wanna include magebane armor or something
NARFNra plays [Plains].
NARFNra casts [Gate to the Afterlife].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: that's the one that prevents noncombat damage right?
EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Soldier of the Pantheon] and [Unruly Mob].
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah
[CHAT] NARFNra: also +2/+4
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Mask of Memory] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw two cards. If you do, dis...).
NARFNra draws two cards with [Mask of Memory]'s ability.
NARFNra discards [Cavalry Pegasus].
NARFNra casts [Thunder Totem].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: seems like a worthy inclusion
[CHAT] NARFNra: cavalry pegasus almost got to be relevant but
[CHAT] NARFNra: sadly, i need mana
[CHAT] NARFNra: bluefire im swingin at you next just fyi
Turn 7: bluefire0505
[CHAT] bluefire0505: aight
bluefire0505 plays [Forest].
bluefire0505 casts [Carnifex Demon].
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh ouch
bluefire0505's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Carnifex Demon] ( Put a -1/-1 counter on each other creature.).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i has snakes
[CHAT] NARFNra: TIME TO YIELD
bluefire0505's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
bluefire0505's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
bluefire0505's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
bluefire0505's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
bluefire0505's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
bluefire0505's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
bluefire0505's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
bluefire0505's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
Turn 7: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] NARFNra: if you guys are up for a second game today i wanna try my ib deck again lol
NARFNra is being attacked by [Flametongue Kavu].
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah i deserve this
[CHAT] bluefire0505: I'm game
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: same here
[CHAT] NARFNra: i won with tromokratis last night so i think im gonna leave that one alone for a bit :) it can be kinda brutal
[CHAT] NARFNra: i had a thopter do 20 damage in one swing
[CHAT] bluefire0505: that's awesum
[CHAT] NARFNra: inquisitor's flail is a wild card
Turn 8: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's strata scythe tht's impressively good tho
[CHAT] NARFNra: cuz it gets to like
[CHAT] NARFNra: +9/+9 in monocolor
NARFNra casts [Conqueror's Galleon].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: pdh stapIe
[CHAT] NARFNra: conqueror's galleon really seems to be so far
[CHAT] NARFNra: we're slow enough it gets places
[CHAT] NARFNra: and god knows we need the recursion
[CHAT] NARFNra: well i said id swing at bluefire next so im not gonna attack paradox with soldier of the pantheon
[CHAT] NARFNra: instead i will just
NARFNra casts [Thaumatic Compass].
[CHAT] NARFNra: other pdh staple
Turn 8: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 casts [Conqueror's Galleon].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i wonder if we'll get any of the rix flip cards
[CHAT] NARFNra: same boat
[CHAT] NARFNra: hadana's climb would be fun
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Mage-Ring Network] ( Put a storage counter on Mage-Ring Network.).
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i mean, the boat is pretty good
Turn 8: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] bluefire0505: if it was pdh IegaI, i'd pIay it
Turn 9: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh god
[CHAT] NARFNra: i would feel really bad if i played this
[CHAT] NARFNra: so instead ill just
NARFNra activates an ability of [Conqueror's Galleon] (Crew 4).
[CHAT] NARFNra: hm.
Turn 9: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 plays [Swamp].
bluefire0505 casts [Verdant Force].
[CHAT] NARFNra: hm
[CHAT] NARFNra: also i suppose carnifex demon just doubles your tokens if you use it again huh
[CHAT] NARFNra: although it kills hapatra
[CHAT] bluefire0505: yep
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Conqueror's Galleon] (Crew 4).
NARFNra is being attacked by [Conqueror's Galleon].
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Conqueror's Galleon] onto the stack (When Conqueror's Galleon attacks, exile it at end of combat, then return it to the battlefield tra...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: i will no longer feel bad about this
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i mean, eternaI @28 with infect
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Conqueror's Galleon] onto the stack (Exile Conqueror's Galleon at end of combat, then return it to the battlefield transformed under yo...).
[CHAT] bluefire0505: I'd feeI bad if I swung at him
[CHAT] NARFNra: makes sense
bluefire0505 exiles [Conqueror's Galleon] with its own ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey eternal you wouldnt happen to have a red card to cast woudl you
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Mage-Ring Network] ( Put a storage counter on Mage-Ring Network.).
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: so many
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: I can't use them without wrathing my board
Turn 9: EternalParadox38
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Verdant Force] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.).
bluefire0505's [Verdant Force] creates a Saproling token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: to be fair i think carnifex offers the possibility of that happening regardless
[CHAT] NARFNra: can you give the creature flying first
EternalParadox38 casts [Mnemonic Wall].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Tibor and Lumia] onto the stack targeting [Tibor and Lumia] (Whenever you cast a blue spell, target creature gains flying until end of turn.).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mnemonic Wall] onto the stack targeting [Shock] (When Mnemonic Wall enters the battlefield, you may return target instant or sorcery card from your...).
EternalParadox38 returns [Shock] to its owner's hand with [Mnemonic Wall]'s ability.
EternalParadox38 casts [Shock] targeting bluefire0505.
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Jori En, Ruin Diver] onto the stack (Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, draw a card.).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Tibor and Lumia] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a red spell, Tibor and Lumia deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.).
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Jori En, Ruin Diver]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: oop forgot to landsearch rip
EternalParadox38 discards [Molten Disaster].
Turn 10: NARFNra
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Verdant Force] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.).
bluefire0505's [Verdant Force] creates a Saproling token.
bluefire0505 is being attacked by [Unruly Mob].
[Saproling] token blocks [Unruly Mob].
[CHAT] NARFNra: let's all just start a again shall we
NARFNra casts [Final Judgment].
Turn 10: bluefire0505
[CHAT] bluefire0505: nice nice
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Conqueror's Foothold] ( Draw a card.).
bluefire0505 draws a card with [Conqueror's Foothold]'s ability.
bluefire0505 plays [Forest].
bluefire0505 discards [Desert of the Indomitable].
bluefire0505 cycles [Desert of the Indomitable].
Turn 10: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 casts [Jori En, Ruin Diver].
EternalParadox38 discards [Ravaging Blaze].
Turn 11: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: hmmm
NARFNra casts [Hopeful Eidolon].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i found a neat green card legal in pdh
NARFNra casts [Paragon of New Dawns].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i think it'll put in a little work
[CHAT] NARFNra: :o what card
[CHAT] bluefire0505: rain of thorns
NARFNra activates an ability of [Conqueror's Galleon] (Crew 4).
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh yeah that ones pretty great
bluefire0505 is being attacked by [Conqueror's Galleon].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Conqueror's Galleon] onto the stack (When Conqueror's Galleon attacks, exile it at end of combat, then return it to the battlefield tra...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Conqueror's Galleon] onto the stack (Exile Conqueror's Galleon at end of combat, then return it to the battlefield transformed under yo...).
NARFNra exiles [Conqueror's Galleon] with its own ability.
Turn 11: bluefire0505
[CHAT] NARFNra: making a token copy of conqueror's galleon would be so sad
[CHAT] NARFNra: it'd just disappear into the aether
bluefire0505 casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] NARFNra: hmm thaumatic compass likes the other flip cards
Turn 11: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: extra lands
EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
EternalParadox38 casts [Hypersonic Dragon].
[CHAT] NARFNra: yaaay
[CHAT] NARFNra: love that card
[CHAT] NARFNra: i still think ill never trump casting scrambleverse at instant speed
NARFNra is being attacked by [Jori En, Ruin Diver].
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bluefire0505 draws a card with [Conqueror's Foothold]'s ability.
bluefire0505 plays [Encroaching Wastes].
[CHAT] NARFNra: sry back lol
[CHAT] NARFNra: cat got out
[CHAT] NARFNra: encroaching wastes, the antigalleon
bluefire0505 casts [Chainbreaker].
Turn 12: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: actually encroaching wastes killt target spires of orazca would be such a legit move
[CHAT] NARFNra: i should run it more
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i saw how good the flip cards were and figured some anti land would be worht inclusion
NARFNra is being attacked by [Hypersonic Dragon].
[CHAT] NARFNra: the pd strip mine
[CHAT] NARFNra: WAIT
[CHAT] NARFNra: tfw i forgot i had spires
[CHAT] bluefire0505: yep
[CHAT] NARFNra: eh blocking step exists
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh what the hell ill take the damage
[CHAT] NARFNra: leaves it untapped
[CHAT] NARFNra: paradox: casts twiddle and untaps it
[CHAT] NARFNra: ominous
Turn 13: NARFNra
NARFNra activates an ability of [Paragon of New Dawns] targeting [Hopeful Eidolon] ( Another target white creature you control gains vigilance until end of turn.).
NARFNra activates an ability of [Mask of Memory] targeting [Hopeful Eidolon] (Equip {1}).
bluefire0505 is being attacked by [Hopeful Eidolon].
EternalParadox38 casts [Unsubstantiate] targeting [Hopeful Eidolon].
[CHAT] NARFNra: vengeance i see
[CHAT] bluefire0505: thx bb
EternalParadox38 returns [Hopeful Eidolon] to its owner's hand with [Unsubstantiate].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Conqueror's Foothold] ( Draw a card, then discard a card.).
EternalParadox38 casts [Treasure Cruise].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Jori En, Ruin Diver] onto the stack (Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, draw a card.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: HYPERSONIC DRAGON
[CHAT] NARFNra: legit
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Jori En, Ruin Diver]'s ability.
[CHAT] bluefire0505: nice
EternalParadox38 draws three cards with [Treasure Cruise].
NARFNra draws a card with [Conqueror's Foothold]'s ability.
NARFNra discards [Plains].
NARFNra plays [Plains].
Turn 13: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Conqueror's Foothold] ( Draw a card.).
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Mage-Ring Network] ( Put a storage counter on Mage-Ring Network.).
bluefire0505 draws a card with [Conqueror's Foothold]'s ability.
bluefire0505 casts [Necroskitter].
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Chainbreaker] targeting [Chainbreaker] ( Remove a -1/-1 counter from target creature.).
Turn 13: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Highland Lake].
EternalParadox38 casts [Guttersnipe].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: 10 mana hapatra feelsbad
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh dear
[CHAT] NARFNra: also i should play lapse of certainty in this deck
[CHAT] NARFNra: purely to troll a big x spell or something
EternalParadox38 casts [Runechanter's Pike].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Jori En, Ruin Diver] onto the stack (Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, draw a card.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: ooooh runechanter's
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Jori En, Ruin Diver]'s ability.
EternalParadox38 discards [Starstorm].
Turn 14: NARFNra
NARFNra activates an ability of [Conqueror's Foothold] ( Draw a card, then discard a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Conqueror's Foothold]'s ability.
NARFNra discards [Plains].
NARFNra casts a card face down using an alternate cost.
[CHAT] NARFNra: ye olde fashioned board stall
Turn 14: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Conqueror's Foothold] ( Draw a card, then discard a card.).
bluefire0505 draws a card with [Conqueror's Foothold]'s ability.
bluefire0505 discards [Crocodile of the Crossing].
bluefire0505 plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] NARFNra: croc's good
[CHAT] bluefire0505: works well with hapatra
[CHAT] NARFNra: there's this one other card that's half enchantment / artifact removal half flying creature removal
[CHAT] NARFNra: normally im really w/e on green flier removal but ive come to appreciate it more in pdh lol
[CHAT] NARFNra: i like that necroskitter activates just by cheekily attacking things it cant attack thru
Turn 14: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Warped Landscape].
[CHAT] NARFNra: here comes the guttersnipe damage
[CHAT] bluefire0505: wither is nice
[CHAT] NARFNra: playing the good art guttersnipe of course
[CHAT] NARFNra: ive always wanted to use that equipment that gives wither
[CHAT] NARFNra: never find a deck where it's worth it though
[CHAT] NARFNra: maybe ill stick it in the tromokratis deck
[CHAT] NARFNra: tromokratis' evasion ability is more fun with deathtouch though
[CHAT] bluefire0505: the sicle?
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i almost included in this
[CHAT] bluefire0505: couldn't find a spot
[CHAT] NARFNra: deathtouch is fun because tromokratis just does 1 damage to everything blocking it
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah that's kinda what always happens with the sickle
[CHAT] bluefire0505: that's dirty
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's even meaner if you give it trample
Turn 15: NARFNra
NARFNra activates an ability of [Conqueror's Foothold] ( Draw a card, then discard a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Conqueror's Foothold]'s ability.
NARFNra discards [White Shield Crusader].
[CHAT] NARFNra: dont really want horsey today for some reason
NARFNra casts [Pristine Talisman].
bluefire0505 is being attacked by face-down creature #1.
[CHAT] NARFNra: perfectly innocent unthreatening 3/3
[CHAT] bluefire0505: yyeeaahh
[CHAT] bluefire0505: imma steer cIear of that
[CHAT] NARFNra: there's this funny black creature that iirc cuts your opponent's life in half withmorph
NARFNra turns Zoetic Cavern (face-down creature #1) face up.
[CHAT] NARFNra: anyhoo
NARFNra plays [Plains].
[CHAT] NARFNra: aw man shoulda given it mask
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh well
NARFNra casts [Hopeful Eidolon] for its bestow cost targeting [Paragon of New Dawns].
[CHAT] NARFNra: this isnt really necessary but i always want to bestoweven if its not the best idea
[CHAT] NARFNra: i wonder if chromanticore is pd legal
bluefire0505 casts [Instill Infection] targeting [Hypersonic Dragon].
[CHAT] NARFNra: nop
[CHAT] bluefire0505: if it ever dies, i want it
bluefire0505 draws a card with [Instill Infection].
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Chainbreaker] targeting [Chainbreaker] ( Remove a -1/-1 counter from target creature.).
Turn 15: bluefire0505
[CHAT] NARFNra: it CAN break these chains
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Conqueror's Foothold] ( Draw a card.).
bluefire0505 draws a card with [Conqueror's Foothold]'s ability.
bluefire0505 plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] NARFNra: catch me always typing 1 in the comment box like a fool
bluefire0505 casts [Rampant Growth].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: lol, it's all good
[CHAT] bluefire0505: I prefer it to nothing in the chat
EternalParadox38 casts [Arc Trail] targeting NARFNra (Choose target creature or player to deal 2 to), and bluefire0505 (Choose target creature or player to deal 1 to).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Guttersnipe] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Guttersnipe deals 2 damage to each opponent.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah i just meant that 1 is the uh
[CHAT] NARFNra: key for "pass priority"
[CHAT] NARFNra: and sometimes im like "why isnt priority pass- oh"
[CHAT] bluefire0505: ahh
[CHAT] NARFNra: 1 is pass priority, 3 is yes, 4 is no, 6 is pass turn, 8 is pass all
EternalParadox38 casts [Fall of the Titans] for its surge cost targeting [Paragon of New Dawns], and [Necroskitter]. (X is 4).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Jori En, Ruin Diver] onto the stack (Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, draw a card.).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Guttersnipe] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Guttersnipe deals 2 damage to each opponent.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: awwwww
[CHAT] NARFNra: didnt notice that was an instant
bluefire0505 casts [Grim Affliction] targeting [Guttersnipe].
[CHAT] NARFNra: nice
bluefire0505 chooses [Guttersnipe] and [Hypersonic Dragon] with [Grim Affliction].
bluefire0505 adds -1/-1 counter to [Guttersnipe].
bluefire0505 adds -1/-1 counter to [Hypersonic Dragon].
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Necroskitter] onto the stack (Whenever a creature an opponent controls with a -1/-1 counter on it dies, you may return that card...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: dddddon't think im gonna loot here- actually maybe i should with conqueror's foothold out
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Jori En, Ruin Diver]'s ability.
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Gate to the Afterlife] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you gain 1 life. Then you may draw a card. If you d...).
NARFNra draws a card with [Gate to the Afterlife]'s ability.
NARFNra discards [Inheritance].
Turn 15: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: i wish leonin shikari was legal
[CHAT] NARFNra: i always have this mana i cant use 
[CHAT] NARFNra: runechanters pike is +4/+0 now
[CHAT] NARFNra: pretty nice
Turn 16: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: OH BOY
NARFNra casts [Heartseeker].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: nice
EternalParadox38 casts [Rewind] targeting [Heartseeker].
[CHAT] NARFNra: counterspell time im sure
[CHAT] NARFNra: yep
[CHAT] NARFNra: good ol rewind
[CHAT] NARFNra: now would be a good time for lapse of certainty
[CHAT] bluefire0505: are you just uncertain as to whether or not it's worth including?
[CHAT] NARFNra: no i just was thinking about that i forget it a lot
[CHAT] NARFNra: it is kinda a weird spell though
[CHAT] NARFNra: remand that doesnt draw a card
[CHAT] NARFNra: also no way to leave up totem sadly
NARFNra casts [Patron of the Kitsune].
[CHAT] NARFNra: patron is here
[CHAT] NARFNra: maybe i should have sunbond in here lol
NARFNra activates an ability of [Conqueror's Foothold] ( Draw a card, then discard a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Conqueror's Foothold]'s ability.
NARFNra discards [Purify].
[CHAT] NARFNra: well i dont want to cast that anyway so its all good
Turn 16: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Conqueror's Foothold] ( Draw a card, then discard a card.).
bluefire0505 draws a card with [Conqueror's Foothold]'s ability.
bluefire0505 discards [Reclaiming Vines].
bluefire0505 casts [Desolation Twin].
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Desolation Twin] onto the stack (When you cast Desolation Twin, create a 10/10 colorless Eldrazi creature token.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: good card
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh
[CHAT] NARFNra: that is also a good card
[CHAT] bluefire0505: ye
[CHAT] NARFNra: immune to spires
[CHAT] NARFNra: still get one even if it's countered
[CHAT] NARFNra: unless someone's running last word
[CHAT] NARFNra: er
[CHAT] NARFNra: not last word
[CHAT] NARFNra: summary dismissal
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i'd be sad
[CHAT] NARFNra: ...actually paradox
[CHAT] NARFNra: i hope you're running counterflux
[CHAT] NARFNra: although it doesnt hit abilities huh. oh well
[CHAT] NARFNra: eldrazi are good value
[CHAT] NARFNra: i should make a pdh ramp deck with all the kinda meh bfz eldrazi we got
EternalParadox38 casts [Spelltwine] targeting [Rewind], and [Conqueror's Pledge].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: I'm running a ton of ramp and about 40 lands
[CHAT] NARFNra: they're cute designs if nothing else
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh lol
[CHAT] NARFNra: spelltwine is so great
[CHAT] bluefire0505: figured 1 or 2 would be worth inclusion
[CHAT] NARFNra: honestly surrpsied it doesnt see more edh play
EternalParadox38 casts [Conqueror's Pledge].
EternalParadox38 casts [Rewind] targeting [Desolation Twin].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Jori En, Ruin Diver] onto the stack (Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, draw a card.).
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Jori En, Ruin Diver]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: huh so jori en counts the copies as cast
EternalParadox38's [Conqueror's Pledge] creates six Kor Soldier tokens.
[CHAT] NARFNra: well a 10/10 is still good
bluefire0505's [Desolation Twin] creates an Eldrazi token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: its sibling... destroyed...
[CHAT] NARFNra: maybe i should make a karn deck
[CHAT] NARFNra: hes pdh egal
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i mean, with the foothold i might just get it back at one point if I have nothing else to do
[CHAT] bluefire0505: karn seems fun
[CHAT] bluefire0505: like an artifact tribal deck?
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah, with eldrazi too, for maximum tron imitation
[CHAT] NARFNra: karn has an advantage in that he can run the easiest manabase of all time 
EternalParadox38 casts [Curse of the Swine] targeting [Patron of the Kitsune], [Chainbreaker], [Eldrazi] token, and [Kor Soldier] token. (X is 4).
[CHAT] NARFNra: aww
EternalParadox38's [Curse of the Swine] creates a Boar token under NARFNra's control.
EternalParadox38's [Curse of the Swine] creates a Boar token under bluefire0505's control.
EternalParadox38's [Curse of the Swine] creates a Boar token under bluefire0505's control.
EternalParadox38's [Curse of the Swine] creates a Boar token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: free boar
Turn 16: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: but not guttersnipe huh
[CHAT] NARFNra: i guess you might want it back at some point
EternalParadox38 casts [Mindclaw Shaman].
[CHAT] NARFNra: ooh, mindclaw
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mindclaw Shaman] onto the stack targeting bluefire0505 (When Mindclaw Shaman enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals his or her hand. You may cast...).
[CHAT] bluefire0505: nice
[CHAT] NARFNra: didnt know we had it
[CHAT] NARFNra: should put it in ib
[CHAT] NARFNra: obviouskly you should cast a pyroclasm
[CHAT] NARFNra: you know you want to
EternalParadox38 casts [Rain of Thorns] with [Mindclaw Shaman]'s ability targeting [Mask of Memory], [Glorious Anthem], and [Conqueror's Foothold] (Destroy target artifact. destroy target enchantment. destroy target land).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Jori En, Ruin Diver] onto the stack (Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, draw a card.).
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Jori En, Ruin Diver]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: aww
[CHAT] NARFNra: rip gaea's anthem
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Runechanter's Pike] targeting [Hypersonic Dragon] (Equip {2}).
NARFNra is being attacked by [Hypersonic Dragon].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Spires of Orazca] targeting [Hypersonic Dragon] ( Untap target attacking creature an opponent controls and remove it from combat.).
Turn 17: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: hmm
[CHAT] bluefire0505: how would you play karn though? like how would someone get wastes if they didn't play online during that block?
[CHAT] NARFNra: you can buy wastes pretty easy
[CHAT] NARFNra: i bought 20 yesterday
[CHAT] NARFNra: to try a janky mono colorless pd deck
NARFNra casts [Sigil of the New Dawn].
[CHAT] NARFNra: it was terrible but ive got the wastes
[CHAT] NARFNra: main advantage also is that he can run all the colorless is their drawback lands with side effects
[CHAT] NARFNra: no drawback
NARFNra activates an ability of [Conqueror's Foothold] ( Draw a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Conqueror's Foothold]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh hey
[CHAT] bluefire0505: fair enuff
[CHAT] NARFNra: i guess i do run this
NARFNra plays [Encroaching Wastes].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: nice
Turn 17: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 plays [Forest].
[CHAT] NARFNra: walker of the wastes should get +1/+1 for adarkar wates and encroaching wastes
bluefire0505 casts [Contagion Engine].
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Contagion Engine] onto the stack targeting EternalParadox38 (When Contagion Engine enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature target player c...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: that card is such a blowout with skitter
[CHAT] bluefire0505: yeah
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Contagion Engine] ( Proliferate, then proliferate again.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: although ig uess it probably doesnt work on- actually does it work on tokens? maybe it grabs them when they hit the graveyard before they disappear?
bluefire0505 chooses [Mindclaw Shaman], [Boar] token, [Hypersonic Dragon], [Jori En, Ruin Diver], and EternalParadox38 with [Contagion Engine]'s ability.
bluefire0505 adds -1/-1 counter to [Mindclaw Shaman].
bluefire0505 adds -1/-1 counter to [Boar] token.
bluefire0505 adds -1/-1 counter to [Hypersonic Dragon].
bluefire0505 adds -1/-1 counter to [Jori En, Ruin Diver].
bluefire0505 adds poison counter to EternalParadox38.
bluefire0505 chooses EternalParadox38 with [Contagion Engine]'s ability.
bluefire0505 adds poison counter to EternalParadox38.
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh yikes
bluefire0505 casts [Hand of the Praetors].
[CHAT] NARFNra: and hand of the praetors too
Turn 17: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: yeah, he's neat
[CHAT] NARFNra: paradox seems like a good control player
[CHAT] bluefire0505: that he is
[CHAT] NARFNra: keeps a full hand and always ready to react
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i respect it
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i usually overcommit and get killed
[CHAT] NARFNra: i would have been so sad if purify was the spelltwined card
EternalParadox38 casts [Warfire Javelineer].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Warfire Javelineer] onto the stack targeting [Hand of the Praetors] (When Warfire Javelineer enters the battlefield, it deals X damage to target creature an opponent c...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: sick damage
Turn 18: NARFNra
NARFNra casts [Seer's Sundial].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Conqueror's Foothold] ( Draw a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Conqueror's Foothold]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: geez i still cant believe they printed this card sometimes
Turn 18: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] NARFNra: nowadays they would probablt write nontoken on sigil fo the new dawn to clear up confusion
[CHAT] NARFNra: i kind of like the commander set commanders they made who scale with the mana you spend to cast them
[CHAT] NARFNra: it seems like a cool effect
EternalParadox38 casts [Mindswipe] targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons]. (X is 3).
[CHAT] NARFNra: mindswipe is such a nice counter
Turn 18: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 casts [Diluvian Primordial].
[CHAT] NARFNra: ah, here comes the purify i suppose
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Diluvian Primordial] onto the stack targeting [Purify], and [Rain of Thorns] (When Diluvian Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target ...).
EternalParadox38 casts [Rain of Thorns] from the graveyard with [Diluvian Primordial]'s ability targeting [Spires of Orazca] (Destroy target land).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Jori En, Ruin Diver] onto the stack (Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, draw a card.).
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Jori En, Ruin Diver]'s ability.
NARFNra activates an ability of [Thunder Totem] ( Thunder Totem becomes a 2/2 white Spirit artifact creature with flying and first strike until end...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: did.. purify not get cast?
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: I misclicked
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh ok
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Runechanter's Pike] targeting [Jori En, Ruin Diver] (Equip {2}).
Turn 19: NARFNra
NARFNra activates an ability of [Conqueror's Foothold] ( Draw a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Conqueror's Foothold]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: here paradox ill save you for a bit
NARFNra casts [Consulate Crackdown].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Consulate Crackdown] onto the stack (When Consulate Crackdown enters the battlefield, exile all artifacts your opponents control until ...).
NARFNra casts [Fencing Ace].
Turn 19: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 plays [Forest].
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Encroaching Wastes] targeting [Conqueror's Foothold] ( Destroy target nonbasic land.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: worth it
[CHAT] bluefire0505: def
[CHAT] NARFNra: ah diluvian primordial has flying
[CHAT] NARFNra: shame sylvan primordial is bugged
bluefire0505 casts [Lethal Sting] targeting [Diluvian Primordial].
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Guttersnipe] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Guttersnipe deals 2 damage to each opponent.).
bluefire0505's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
Turn 19: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] bluefire0505: does pdh share a ban list with edh?
[CHAT] NARFNra: i assume so?
[CHAT] NARFNra: i dont think anyone wants to see sway f the stars
[CHAT] NARFNra: beyond anything else i thik
EternalParadox38 casts [Jace's Sanctum].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: yeah, that'd be nuts
[CHAT] NARFNra: think modo enforces the commander banlist
EternalParadox38 casts [Breath of Darigaaz] (with kicker).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Jori En, Ruin Diver] onto the stack (Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, draw a card.).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Jace's Sanctum] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, scry 1.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: ah, breath of darigaaz
[CHAT] NARFNra: i always underestimate that card
EternalParadox38 put a card on top of EternalParadox38's library.
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Jori En, Ruin Diver]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: rip your board too i suppose
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Gate to the Afterlife] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you gain 1 life. Then you may draw a card. If you d...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Gate to the Afterlife] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you gain 1 life. Then you may draw a card. If you d...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Sigil of the New Dawn] onto the stack (Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1W}. If you do, ...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Sigil of the New Dawn] onto the stack (Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1W}. If you do, ...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Sigil of the New Dawn] onto the stack (Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1W}. If you do, ...).
[Fencing Ace] is returned to NARFNra's hand from the graveyard.
NARFNra draws a card with [Gate to the Afterlife]'s ability.
NARFNra discards [Plains].
NARFNra draws a card with [Gate to the Afterlife]'s ability.
NARFNra discards [Plains].
Turn 20: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: i should probably have kept one of those
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh well
[CHAT] NARFNra: ah right, no foothold
[CHAT] NARFNra: let's see
NARFNra casts [Astral Cornucopia]. (X is 3).
NARFNra casts [Fencing Ace].
[CHAT] NARFNra: he's an ace
Turn 20: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey paradox do you play normal edh much :o
[CHAT] NARFNra: dat 12 mana hapatra
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Mage-Ring Network] ( Put a storage counter on Mage-Ring Network.).
[CHAT] bluefire0505: the best hapatra
[CHAT] NARFNra: will get to kill my fencing ace maybe
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: no, i've never played normal edh before
[CHAT] NARFNra: me neither lol
Turn 20: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: a lot easier to buy 100 card decks in this version :)
EternalParadox38 casts [Jori En, Ruin Diver].
[CHAT] NARFNra: and i like not being able to build all the low hanging fruit commanders
EternalParadox38 casts [Anticipate].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Jori En, Ruin Diver] onto the stack (Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, draw a card.).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Jace's Sanctum] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, scry 1.).
EternalParadox38 put a card on top of EternalParadox38's library.
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Jori En, Ruin Diver]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: i always go too all in on the commander's theme though
[CHAT] NARFNra: had to dump 5 cards for ramp in tromokratis
EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] NARFNra: tromokratis is really not very cheap
Turn 21: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: oop never tapped my talisman
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh well
NARFNra plays [Plains].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Seer's Sundial] onto the stack (Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card...).
NARFNra draws a card with [Seer's Sundial]'s ability.
NARFNra casts [Veteran Armorer].
[CHAT] NARFNra: got nothin else to do so
NARFNra activates an ability of [Encroaching Wastes] targeting [Mage-Ring Network] ( Destroy target nonbasic land.).
NARFNra casts [Patron of the Kitsune].
Turn 21: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 plays [Forest].
[CHAT] NARFNra: this deck has more incidental lifegain than i realized
bluefire0505 casts [Torment of Venom] targeting [Veteran Armorer].
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Gate to the Afterlife] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you gain 1 life. Then you may draw a card. If you d...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Sigil of the New Dawn] onto the stack (Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1W}. If you do, ...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: y'all are still up for another game after this right
[CHAT] NARFNra: trottertime wanted to join in
[CHAT] bluefire0505: yeah
NARFNra draws a card with [Gate to the Afterlife]'s ability.
NARFNra discards [Mistmeadow Skulk].
bluefire0505's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: i like mistmeadow skulk
Turn 21: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: immune to mortify
[CHAT] NARFNra: cant be equipped with much tho
EternalParadox38 casts [Curious Homunculus].
[CHAT] NARFNra: love that card
EternalParadox38 casts [Rise from the Tides].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Jori En, Ruin Diver] onto the stack (Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, draw a card.).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Jace's Sanctum] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, scry 1.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: nice
[CHAT] NARFNra: also love that card
EternalParadox38 put a card on top of EternalParadox38's library.
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Jori En, Ruin Diver]'s ability.
EternalParadox38's [Rise from the Tides] creates eight Zombie tokens.
EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[CHAT] NARFNra: sometimes i really wish we had amulet of vigor, but also i understand that that would be a terrible idea
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Warped Landscape] ( Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle yo...).
Turn 22: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: so i am, regrettably, a terrible person
NARFNra casts [Fated Retribution].
[CHAT] NARFNra: still cant believe they printed this 
NARFNra put a card on top of NARFNra's library.
NARFNra put a card on top of NARFNra's library.
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Gate to the Afterlife] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you gain 1 life. Then you may draw a card. If you d...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Sigil of the New Dawn] onto the stack (Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1W}. If you do, ...).
[Fencing Ace] is returned to NARFNra's hand from the graveyard.
NARFNra plays [Spawning Bed].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Seer's Sundial] onto the stack (Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card...).
NARFNra draws a card with [Seer's Sundial]'s ability.
NARFNra casts [Fencing Ace].
NARFNra casts [Spear of Heliod].
Turn 22: bluefire0505
[CHAT] NARFNra: commander now costs 10 but that's the price you pay
bluefire0505 casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] NARFNra: was that 14
Turn 22: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] bluefire0505: yep
[CHAT] NARFNra: youre running the insect making card right
[CHAT] NARFNra: the black enchantment from amonkhet
[CHAT] bluefire0505: yep
[CHAT] bluefire0505: scarab thing
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah
EternalParadox38 casts [Jori En, Ruin Diver].
Turn 23: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: i should really play cheaper commanders
[CHAT] bluefire0505: same, i mean mine costs 14 mana
NARFNra casts [Patron of the Kitsune].
EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Fencing Ace].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Patron of the Kitsune] onto the stack ( Whenever a creature attacks, you may gain 1 life.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: may gain strikes
Turn 23: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 casts [Phyrexian Swarmlord].
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh
bluefire0505 casts [Phyrexian Juggernaut].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i should have saved my wrath
[CHAT] NARFNra: i suppose 20 damage of zombies required certain measures thoguh
Turn 23: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] bluefire0505: he just wants to give you a hug
EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
EternalParadox38 casts [Aether Flash].
[CHAT] NARFNra: my poor 1/1s
[CHAT] bluefire0505: same
[CHAT] NARFNra: yours arent poor 1/1s
[CHAT] NARFNra: they're just 1/1s
[CHAT] NARFNra: its different
[CHAT] NARFNra: technically kind of 1/2s
[CHAT] NARFNra: paradox now faces the most deadly foe of all, the match timer
[CHAT] NARFNra: along with me
EternalParadox38 casts [Charmbreaker Devils].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Jori En, Ruin Diver] onto the stack (Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, draw a card.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: charmbreakers is good
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Jori En, Ruin Diver]'s ability.
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Aether Flash] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, Aether Flash deals 2 damage to it.).
[CHAT] bluefire0505: whelp, if my commander dies
[CHAT] bluefire0505: she's done for
Turn 24: NARFNra
NARFNra casts [Brave the Sands].
[CHAT] NARFNra: save me brave the sands
NARFNra casts [Gold Myr].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Aether Flash] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, Aether Flash deals 2 damage to it.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Gate to the Afterlife] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you gain 1 life. Then you may draw a card. If you d...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Sigil of the New Dawn] onto the stack (Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1W}. If you do, ...).
[Gold Myr] is returned to NARFNra's hand from the graveyard.
NARFNra draws a card with [Gate to the Afterlife]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: extreme dead looting
NARFNra discards [Gold Myr].
NARFNra plays [Plains].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Seer's Sundial] onto the stack (Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card...).
NARFNra draws a card with [Seer's Sundial]'s ability.
NARFNra casts [Saltblast] targeting [Phyrexian Juggernaut].
[CHAT] NARFNra: dont feel like taking 5 counters today
bluefire0505 is being attacked by [Fencing Ace].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Patron of the Kitsune] onto the stack ( Whenever a creature attacks, you may gain 1 life.).
bluefire0505 casts [Tribute to the Wild].
NARFNra sacrifices [Brave the Sands].
EternalParadox38 sacrifices [Jace's Sanctum].
Turn 24: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Phyrexian Swarmlord] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token with infect for each poi...).
bluefire0505's [Phyrexian Swarmlord] creates six Insect tokens.
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Aether Flash] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, Aether Flash deals 2 damage to it.).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Aether Flash] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, Aether Flash deals 2 damage to it.).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Aether Flash] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, Aether Flash deals 2 damage to it.).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Aether Flash] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, Aether Flash deals 2 damage to it.).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Aether Flash] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, Aether Flash deals 2 damage to it.).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Aether Flash] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, Aether Flash deals 2 damage to it.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: thank you autoyield
bluefire0505 casts [Skinrender].
[CHAT] NARFNra: swarmlord scales pretty good in multiplayer
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Skinrender] onto the stack targeting [Fencing Ace] (When Skinrender enters the battlefield, put three -1/-1 counters on target creature.).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Aether Flash] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, Aether Flash deals 2 damage to it.).
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Gate to the Afterlife] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you gain 1 life. Then you may draw a card. If you d...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Sigil of the New Dawn] onto the stack (Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1W}. If you do, ...).
[CHAT] bluefire0505: yeah, the aether flash is just killin my game plan
[Fencing Ace] is returned to NARFNra's hand from the graveyard.
NARFNra draws a card with [Gate to the Afterlife]'s ability.
NARFNra discards [Serum Tank].
bluefire0505's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Aether Flash] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, Aether Flash deals 2 damage to it.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: it is a pretty good card
Turn 24: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Charmbreaker Devils] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, return an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard t...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: it seems fun with enrage creatures
[Starstorm] is returned at random to EternalParadox38's hand.
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh ouch
[CHAT] NARFNra: gotta play fast
[CHAT] NARFNra: does starstorm hit players
EternalParadox38 casts [Rolling Thunder] targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] for 2, [Phyrexian Swarmlord] for 4, and [Skinrender] for 3. (X is 9).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Charmbreaker Devils] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Charmbreaker Devils gets +4/+0 until end of turn.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: nope
[CHAT] NARFNra: also a good card
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i guess he's goin for second
bluefire0505 is being attacked by [Charmbreaker Devils] and [Jori En, Ruin Diver].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Patron of the Kitsune] onto the stack ( Whenever a creature attacks, you may gain 1 life.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Patron of the Kitsune] onto the stack ( Whenever a creature attacks, you may gain 1 life.).
bluefire0505 has been dealt 2 total damage by EternalParadox38's commander, [Jori En, Ruin Diver].
[CHAT] NARFNra: jori en voltron
Turn 25: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: ah, right
[CHAT] NARFNra: aether flash
[CHAT] NARFNra: poor fencing ace
NARFNra casts [Fencing Ace].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Aether Flash] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, Aether Flash deals 2 damage to it.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Gate to the Afterlife] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you gain 1 life. Then you may draw a card. If you d...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Sigil of the New Dawn] onto the stack (Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1W}. If you do, ...).
[Fencing Ace] is returned to NARFNra's hand from the graveyard.
NARFNra draws a card with [Gate to the Afterlife]'s ability.
NARFNra discards [Fencing Ace].
NARFNra casts [Rogue's Gloves].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Rogue's Gloves] targeting [Patron of the Kitsune] (Equip {2}).
NARFNra casts [Order of the White Shield].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Aether Flash] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, Aether Flash deals 2 damage to it.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Gate to the Afterlife] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you gain 1 life. Then you may draw a card. If you d...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Sigil of the New Dawn] onto the stack (Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1W}. If you do, ...).
[Order of the White Shield] is returned to NARFNra's hand from the graveyard.
NARFNra draws a card with [Gate to the Afterlife]'s ability.
NARFNra discards [Order of the White Shield].
NARFNra plays [Forbidding Watchtower].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Seer's Sundial] onto the stack (Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card...).
NARFNra draws a card with [Seer's Sundial]'s ability.
EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Patron of the Kitsune].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Patron of the Kitsune] onto the stack ( Whenever a creature attacks, you may gain 1 life.).
EternalParadox38 has been dealt 6 total damage by NARFNra's commander, [Patron of the Kitsune].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Rogue's Gloves] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Rogue's Gloves]'s ability.
Turn 25: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 casts [Nissa's Expedition].
[CHAT] NARFNra: suddenkly, near death experience
Turn 25: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Charmbreaker Devils] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, return an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard t...).
[Anticipate] is returned at random to EternalParadox38's hand.
EternalParadox38 plays [Izzet Guildgate].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: not in these colors
EternalParadox38 casts [Niblis of Frost].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Aether Flash] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, Aether Flash deals 2 damage to it.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: :) seems like a fun deck to build though
bluefire0505 is being attacked by [Jori En, Ruin Diver].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Patron of the Kitsune] onto the stack ( Whenever a creature attacks, you may gain 1 life.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: maybe teneb with wall of blood
[CHAT] bluefire0505: definitely
[CHAT] bluefire0505: gg
[CHAT] NARFNra: gg
bluefire0505 has been dealt 4 total damage by EternalParadox38's commander, [Jori En, Ruin Diver].
bluefire0505 is now a watcher.
Turn 26: NARFNra
NARFNra casts [Devoted Crop-Mate].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Aether Flash] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, Aether Flash deals 2 damage to it.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh, anthem
NARFNra plays [Kjeldoran Outpost].
NARFNra sacrifices [Plains].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Seer's Sundial] onto the stack (Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card...).
NARFNra draws a card with [Seer's Sundial]'s ability.
NARFNra casts [Seal of Cleansing].
EternalParadox38 casts [Counterflux] targeting [Seal of Cleansing].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Niblis of Frost] onto the stack targeting [Patron of the Kitsune] (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, tap target creature an opponent controls. That crea...).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Charmbreaker Devils] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Charmbreaker Devils gets +4/+0 until end of turn.).
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Niblis of Frost] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
EternalParadox38 has run out of time and has lost the match.
Winner: NARFNra
Game 1 Completed.