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Game 584382608

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Troony joined the game.
gangstapasta joined the game.
bluefire0505 chooses to play first.
bluefire0505 chooses [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] as their commander.
gangstapasta chooses [Kaervek the Merciless] as their commander.
NARFNra chooses [Tromokratis] as their commander.
Troony chooses [Kemba, Kha Regent] as their commander.
bluefire0505 keeps this hand.
[CHAT] NARFNra: gl hf
[CHAT] gangstapasta: hiya
[CHAT] gangstapasta: gl
gangstapasta mulligans to 7 cards.
NARFNra mulligans to 7 cards.
Troony keeps this hand.
PennyDreadfulCommander
pd edh
BuggedCardObserver, LeagueObserver, PennyDreadfulLegality
bluefire0505,gangstapasta,NARFNra,Troony

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bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Cartouche of Ambition] onto the stack targeting [Burnished Hart] (When Cartouche of Ambition enters the battlefield, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.).
[CHAT] PDBot: [sR]Burnished Hart[sR] is not legal in Penny Dreadful.
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: now we're making do with wildfield scarecrow- oh hellow bot.
bluefire0505's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: it just comes and goes
[CHAT] Troony: lmfao
[CHAT] NARFNra: much like cards do in pd
NARFNra is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] NARFNra: attacking poor ol landless me
NARFNra has been dealt 3 total damage by bluefire0505's commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Burnished Hart] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
[CHAT] bluefire0505: just a lil love tap
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
[CHAT] gangstapasta: you have 1
bluefire0505's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: that's a mirage
[CHAT] NARFNra: that's tromokratis' hot tub
Turn 4: gangstapasta
[CHAT] gangstapasta: oh right sorry
gangstapasta plays [Mountain].
gangstapasta activates an ability of [Planeswalker's Fury] targeting bluefire0505 ( Target opponent reveals a card at random from his or her hand. Planeswalker's Fury deals damage e...).
bluefire0505 reveals [Phyrexian Juggernaut] at random.
Turn 4: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: ouch
NARFNra plays [Island].
[CHAT] NARFNra: yaaay
[CHAT] bluefire0505: that hurt
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey troony
[CHAT] gangstapasta: i have blow land sup cards in my hand
[CHAT] NARFNra: since you lost your board let's be friends
[CHAT] Troony: i'll make another deck after this for shits and gigs
NARFNra casts [Metamorphose] targeting [Plains].
[CHAT] NARFNra: let's see what you have in hand
[CHAT] gangstapasta: i can blow your land up narf
Turn 4: Troony
Troony plays [Plains].
[CHAT] NARFNra: wait did you not put anything on the field except another plains
[CHAT] NARFNra: legit
Troony casts [Arrest] targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
Turn 5: bluefire0505
[CHAT] NARFNra: hapatra goes to jail
[CHAT] NARFNra: also i am sorry pasta
bluefire0505 plays [Golgari Guildgate].
[CHAT] Troony: yep
[CHAT] Troony: i need my land haha
bluefire0505 casts [Bow of Nylea].
[CHAT] NARFNra: landfall tech
[CHAT] NARFNra: ah, the bow
[CHAT] NARFNra: once cursed by it, you adopt it for your own use
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Cultivator's Caravan] (Crew 3).
[CHAT] NARFNra: so the bow is legal, and the hammer is legal, and the spear is legal
[CHAT] NARFNra: but the whip isnt
[CHAT] NARFNra: what's the last one
Troony is being attacked by [Cultivator's Caravan].
gangstapasta is being attacked by [Snake] token and [Snake] token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh, thassa's bident
[CHAT] NARFNra: i think that's legal too
Turn 5: gangstapasta
[CHAT] NARFNra: maybe i should have run it in this deck now that i think about it. precious cards
[CHAT] bluefire0505: free draw is gud
gangstapasta casts [Retreat to Hagra].
[CHAT] NARFNra: NICE
[CHAT] NARFNra: draining us all slowly i see
gangstapasta plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i like the retreats
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Retreat to Hagra] onto the stack (Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.).
Turn 5: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Sequestered Stash].
[CHAT] NARFNra: well thankfully i am still making land drops
[CHAT] NARFNra: and now 
NARFNra casts [Merfolk Wayfinder].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Merfolk Wayfinder] onto the stack (When Merfolk Wayfinder enters the battlefield, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all...).
NARFNra reveals 3 cards with [Merfolk Wayfinder]'s ability: [Bonehoard], [Island], and [Island].
[CHAT] NARFNra: to make more land drops
[CHAT] NARFNra: yay islands
NARFNra puts [Island] and [Island] into their hand with with [Merfolk Wayfinder]'s ability.
Turn 5: Troony
Troony plays [Plains].
[CHAT] gangstapasta: bonehoard
Troony casts [Consulate Crackdown].
Troony puts triggered ability from [Consulate Crackdown] onto the stack (When Consulate Crackdown enters the battlefield, exile all artifacts your opponents control until ...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: its on the bottom of the library- hey
[CHAT] NARFNra: my flail..........
Turn 6: bluefire0505
bluefire0505 plays [Swamp].
bluefire0505 casts [Phyrexian Juggernaut].
[CHAT] NARFNra: tfw infect
gangstapasta is being attacked by [Snake] token and [Snake] token.
[CHAT] bluefire0505: is pd legal
[CHAT] bluefire0505: that was my first thought
[CHAT] NARFNra: well it is legal
Turn 6: gangstapasta
[CHAT] NARFNra: im mostly just worried at the lack of restraint this juggernaut has
[CHAT] NARFNra: at least it does not trample
[CHAT] bluefire0505: I'm not, I'm playin aggro af
gangstapasta plays [Mountain].
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Retreat to Hagra] onto the stack (Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.).
[CHAT] bluefire0505: he gonna kills someone
gangstapasta casts [Vulshok Sorcerer].
gangstapasta casts [Unlicensed Disintegration] targeting [Phyrexian Juggernaut].
[CHAT] NARFNra: vulshok sorcerer is good value
[CHAT] NARFNra: yay removal
gangstapasta activates an ability of [Vulshok Sorcerer] targeting [Snake] token ( Vulshok Sorcerer deals 1 damage to target creature or player.).
Turn 6: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Island].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i had a really good play but now i have less good plays
NARFNra casts [Padeem, Consul of Innovation].
[CHAT] NARFNra: padeem says what is up
Turn 6: Troony
Troony plays [Plains].
Troony casts [Plea for Guidance].
[CHAT] NARFNra: plea for guido
[CHAT] NARFNra: ...
[CHAT] NARFNra: i didnt know that was a curse word
[CHAT] NARFNra: i thought it was a name
Troony reveals [Silkwrap].
Troony reveals [Lightmine Field].
[CHAT] PDBot: [sR]Silkwrap[sR] is not legal in Penny Dreadful.
[CHAT] NARFNra: lightmine field is good
[CHAT] gangstapasta: so many illegal cards
[CHAT] Troony: goddamn it, i need to fix shit up lol
[CHAT] Troony: its an old deck
Turn 7: bluefire0505
[CHAT] Troony: i dont get to see to many pdh games
bluefire0505 casts [Instill Infection] targeting [Vulshok Sorcerer].
bluefire0505 draws a card with [Instill Infection].
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
bluefire0505's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: snakes... everywhere....
[CHAT] gangstapasta: i had to change 28 cards out ov thhis one to finally make legal
[CHAT] Troony: jeez haha
gangstapasta is being attacked by [Snake] token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: join us in the 35 life sphere
Turn 7: gangstapasta
[CHAT] bluefire0505: ^
gangstapasta casts [Read the Bones].
gangstapasta put a card on top of gangstapasta's library.
gangstapasta put a card on the bottom of the library.
gangstapasta draws two cards with [Read the Bones].
[CHAT] NARFNra: *drops ghirapur orrery and 2 lands and goes back up to 36*
gangstapasta plays [Stensia Bloodhall].
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Retreat to Hagra] onto the stack (Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: er, 35
gangstapasta casts [Rakdos Keyrune].
Turn 7: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Island].
[CHAT] NARFNra: well at least i am hitting my land drops
[CHAT] NARFNra: also you know when your exiled cards just kinda sit on yourlands
[CHAT] NARFNra: slightly hard to tap these islands
[CHAT] Troony: lmao
[CHAT] NARFNra: the REAL monowhite disruption
NARFNra casts [Brass Squire].
[CHAT] Troony: ;)
[CHAT] NARFNra: hexproof squire is in the building
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeehaw
[CHAT] NARFNra: im friendly and will not attack anyone
Turn 7: Troony
Troony plays [Plains].
Troony casts [Silkwrap].
Troony puts triggered ability from [Silkwrap] onto the stack targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] (When Silkwrap enters the battlefield, exile target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less an ...).
Troony casts [Lightmine Field].
[CHAT] gangstapasta: no now he can r ecast it :P
Turn 8: bluefire0505
[CHAT] NARFNra: at least it doesn't have haste 
[CHAT] Troony: padeem is not friendly haha
[CHAT] NARFNra: padeem is perfectly friendly
[CHAT] NARFNra: all she does is hexproof my things and draw me one card
[CHAT] Troony: i got a deck made of him
[CHAT] NARFNra: she's keeping the peace
bluefire0505 casts [Conqueror's Galleon].
[CHAT] Troony: my ass lol
Turn 8: gangstapasta
[CHAT] NARFNra: galleon is such an all star
[CHAT] bluefire0505: guess who ain't drawin a card
[CHAT] NARFNra: im still impressed with how many games we flip it
gangstapasta plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] NARFNra: also smh
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i have bigger toys
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Retreat to Hagra] onto the stack (Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.).
gangstapasta casts [Kaervek the Merciless].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i may have to engage in dangerous actions then
[CHAT] NARFNra: AH
[CHAT] NARFNra: we in trouble now
[CHAT] bluefire0505: all aboard the pain train
Turn 8: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Island].
[CHAT] NARFNra: alright time to think
[CHAT] NARFNra: is this worth it
[CHAT] gangstapasta: he's a loving guy
[CHAT] NARFNra: eh if you wanna kill padeem you can i guess
NARFNra casts [Thopter Spy Network].
[CHAT] gangstapasta: just look at how cute he is
[CHAT] NARFNra: this is more important
[CHAT] NARFNra: we got thopters
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting [Padeem, Consul of Innovation] (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: sorry troony but i need these sweet cards
Troony is being attacked by [Brass Squire].
Troony puts triggered ability from [Lightmine Field] onto the stack (Whenever one or more creatures attack, Lightmine Field deals damage to each of those creatures equ...).
[CHAT] Troony: lmao
[CHAT] NARFNra: just 1 dmg
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Thopter Spy Network] onto the stack (Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Thopter Spy Network]'s ability.
Turn 8: Troony
[CHAT] NARFNra: wait, does thopter spy network drigger for every player i hit/
Troony casts [Taj-Nar Swordsmith].
[CHAT] NARFNra: kaervek....
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting [Brass Squire] (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
Troony puts triggered ability from [Taj-Nar Swordsmith] onto the stack (When Taj-Nar Swordsmith enters the battlefield, you may pay {X}. If you do, search your library fo...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah i figured as much
[CHAT] NARFNra: no thopters for me
Turn 9: bluefire0505
[CHAT] gangstapasta: kaervek loves everyone
bluefire0505 casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] gangstapasta: he likes hugs
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting [Merfolk Wayfinder] (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: was that one really necessary
bluefire0505 activates an ability of [Conqueror's Galleon] (Crew 4).
[CHAT] gangstapasta: you attacked troony
gangstapasta is being attacked by [Conqueror's Galleon].
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Conqueror's Galleon] onto the stack (When Conqueror's Galleon attacks, exile it at end of combat, then return it to the battlefield tra...).
Troony puts triggered ability from [Lightmine Field] onto the stack (Whenever one or more creatures attack, Lightmine Field deals damage to each of those creatures equ...).
[CHAT] bluefire0505: now you see a boat
[CHAT] NARFNra: i feel like im going to forget lightmine exists at a really inopportune time
[Kaervek the Merciless] blocks [Conqueror's Galleon].
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Conqueror's Galleon] onto the stack (Exile Conqueror's Galleon at end of combat, then return it to the battlefield transformed under yo...).
bluefire0505 exiles [Conqueror's Galleon] with its own ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's a boat, it's a plane, it's... a trading post land
bluefire0505 casts [Lethal Sting] targeting [Kaervek the Merciless].
bluefire0505 puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
[CHAT] Troony: xD
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
bluefire0505's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[CHAT] bluefire0505: RIP
Turn 9: gangstapasta
[CHAT] NARFNra: i do like that kaervek spitelfullt damages people removing him
gangstapasta plays [Swamp].
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Retreat to Hagra] onto the stack (Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: what's his cmc again
[CHAT] bluefire0505: 7
[CHAT] bluefire0505: gonna cost 9 to recast
gangstapasta casts [Kaervek the Merciless].
[CHAT] NARFNra: well let me help you out there!
Turn 9: NARFNra
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i just has sum snakes
[CHAT] NARFNra: hmm....
NARFNra casts [Strata Scythe].
[CHAT] NARFNra: nvm
[CHAT] gangstapasta: guys i wont hurt you with kaevek
[CHAT] gangstapasta: only bluefire
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting bluefire0505 (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Strata Scythe] onto the stack (When Strata Scythe enters the battlefield, search your library for a land card, exile it, then shu...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: i wonder how many people accidentally clicked a random nonbasic
NARFNra plays [Island].
Turn 9: Troony
Troony plays [Plains].
Troony casts [Kemba, Kha Regent].
[CHAT] NARFNra: nice
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting bluefire0505 (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: man kaervek is so spiteful he can't even choose not to kill stuff
Troony activates an ability of [Helm of the Gods] targeting [Kemba, Kha Regent] (Equip {1}).
Troony casts [Glorious Anthem].
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting bluefire0505 (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
[CHAT] bluefire0505: are there nevermore effects legal in pd?
[CHAT] NARFNra: big cat
Turn 10: bluefire0505
[CHAT] NARFNra: there's like one
[CHAT] NARFNra: iirc
[CHAT] NARFNra: and it's bad
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh no nvm
bluefire0505 plays [Forest].
[CHAT] NARFNra: it has to exile it first
[CHAT] NARFNra: i think we're out of em this season rip
bluefire0505 casts [Creeping Mold] targeting [Consulate Crackdown].
[CHAT] bluefire0505: that stinks
[CHAT] NARFNra: well thanks buddy
[CHAT] bluefire0505: i kinda need my tiny amount of life gain back
[CHAT] gangstapasta: it wont let me put the trigger on the stack
[CHAT] gangstapasta: rip
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting bluefire0505 (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: bluefire why do you always end up with the lowest hp
[CHAT] NARFNra: what is it
[CHAT] bluefire0505: idk
[CHAT] bluefire0505: last 2 games, I just get hit with everything
[CHAT] NARFNra: maybe people ignore me because they find me unthreatening as im normally just drawing basics or something
[CHAT] gangstapasta: he makes himself an enemy
[CHAT] NARFNra: that's true
[CHAT] NARFNra: me, i dont run enough removal
[CHAT] bluefire0505: so am I just to make land drops and pass to not die?
Turn 10: gangstapasta
[CHAT] NARFNra: well at least u do have that nice life gain
gangstapasta plays [Swamp].
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Retreat to Hagra] onto the stack (Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.).
gangstapasta activates an ability of [Planeswalker's Fury] targeting bluefire0505 ( Target opponent reveals a card at random from his or her hand. Planeswalker's Fury deals damage e...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: wow pasta
bluefire0505 has conceded from the game.
gangstapasta's Planeswalker's Fury is countered because it has no legal targets.
bluefire0505 is now a watcher.
gangstapasta activates an ability of [Planeswalker's Fury] targeting Troony ( Target opponent reveals a card at random from his or her hand. Planeswalker's Fury deals damage e...).
Troony reveals [Ironclad Slayer] at random.
bluefire0505 has stopped watching.
Turn 10: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Thopter Spy Network] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control an artifact, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifa...).
[CHAT] Troony: i guess blue couldnt handle it? :S
NARFNra's [Thopter Spy Network] creates a Thopter token.
NARFNra plays [Island].
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey pasta
NARFNra casts [Legerdemain] targeting [Kaervek the Merciless], and [Thopter] token.
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting [Thopter] token (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: actually this was a really dumb idea because you can kill the target. shit
[CHAT] Troony: thats hilarious
[CHAT] NARFNra: i should have swapped with kemba
[CHAT] NARFNra: WAIT- oh
[CHAT] NARFNra: not instant speed
[CHAT] NARFNra: if id just equipped it first
[CHAT] NARFNra: lol
[CHAT] NARFNra: ok fine
[CHAT] NARFNra: you can just recast kaervek then
NARFNra casts [Whelming Wave].
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting NARFNra (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
[Kemba, Kha Regent] is returned to Troony's hand from the battlefield.
[Kaervek the Merciless] is returned to gangstapasta's hand from the battlefield.
[Taj-Nar Swordsmith] is returned to Troony's hand from the battlefield.
Turn 10: Troony
Troony plays [Plains].
[CHAT] gangstapasta: ok
Troony casts [Kemba, Kha Regent].
Troony casts [Taj-Nar Swordsmith].
Troony puts triggered ability from [Taj-Nar Swordsmith] onto the stack (When Taj-Nar Swordsmith enters the battlefield, you may pay {X}. If you do, search your library fo...).
Turn 11: gangstapasta
gangstapasta casts [Kaervek the Merciless].
gangstapasta plays [Rakdos Guildgate].
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Retreat to Hagra] onto the stack (Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.).
gangstapasta activates an ability of [Planeswalker's Fury] targeting NARFNra ( Target opponent reveals a card at random from his or her hand. Planeswalker's Fury deals damage e...).
NARFNra reveals [Island] at random.
[CHAT] NARFNra: :)
Turn 11: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Thopter Spy Network] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control an artifact, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifa...).
NARFNra's [Thopter Spy Network] creates a Thopter token.
NARFNra plays [Island].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Strata Scythe] targeting [Thopter] token (Equip {3}).
NARFNra activates an ability of [Inquisitor's Flail] targeting [Thopter] token (Equip {2}).
Turn 11: Troony
Troony puts triggered ability from [Kemba, Kha Regent] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached...).
Troony activates an ability of [Helm of the Gods] targeting [Kemba, Kha Regent] (Equip {1}).
Troony activates an ability of [Mask of Avacyn] targeting [Kemba, Kha Regent] (Equip {3}).
Troony casts [Ironclad Slayer].
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting Troony (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
Troony puts triggered ability from [Ironclad Slayer] onto the stack targeting [Arrest] (When Ironclad Slayer enters the battlefield, you may return target Aura or Equipment card from you...).
Troony returns [Arrest] to its owner's hand with [Ironclad Slayer]'s ability.
Turn 12: gangstapasta
gangstapasta casts [Chandra's Ignition] targeting [Kaervek the Merciless].
NARFNra casts [Stoic Rebuttal] targeting [Chandra's Ignition].
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting [Ironclad Slayer] (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
gangstapasta casts [Sepulchral Primordial].
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Sepulchral Primordial] onto the stack targeting [Padeem, Consul of Innovation], and [Burnished Hart] (When Sepulchral Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, you may put up to one target...).
gangstapasta returns [Padeem, Consul of Innovation] to the battlefield with [Sepulchral Primordial]'s ability
gangstapasta returns [Burnished Hart] to the battlefield with [Sepulchral Primordial]'s ability
Turn 12: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Thopter Spy Network] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control an artifact, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifa...).
NARFNra's [Thopter Spy Network] creates a Thopter token.
NARFNra plays [Island].
gangstapasta is being attacked by [Thopter] token.
Troony puts triggered ability from [Lightmine Field] onto the stack (Whenever one or more creatures attack, Lightmine Field deals damage to each of those creatures equ...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Thopter Spy Network] onto the stack (Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Thopter Spy Network]'s ability.
Turn 12: Troony
Troony puts triggered ability from [Kemba, Kha Regent] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh i dont have a stop on my second main step lol wtf
Troony's [Kemba, Kha Regent] creates two Cat tokens.
Troony casts [Arrest] targeting [Thopter] token.
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting [Cat] token (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
[CHAT] Troony: should of done it on his other thopter
Turn 13: gangstapasta
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Padeem, Consul of Innovation] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control the artifact with the highest converted mana cost ...).
NARFNra casts [Kiora's Dismissal] targeting [Retreat to Hagra], [Planeswalker's Fury], [Silkwrap], [Lightmine Field], and [Glorious Anthem].
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting [Thopter] token (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: for some reason i couldn't see the arre- ah
[CHAT] NARFNra: it was hiding under your creatures
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh well
[CHAT] Troony: lmao
NARFNra returns [Retreat to Hagra], [Planeswalker's Fury], [Silkwrap], [Lightmine Field], and [Glorious Anthem] to their owner's hand with [Kiora's Dismissal].
[CHAT] NARFNra: stealth
gangstapasta draws a card with [Padeem, Consul of Innovation]'s ability.
gangstapasta casts [Retreat to Hagra].
gangstapasta plays [Mountain].
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Retreat to Hagra] onto the stack (Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.).
gangstapasta casts [Planeswalker's Fury].
gangstapasta activates an ability of [Planeswalker's Fury] targeting Troony ( Target opponent reveals a card at random from his or her hand. Planeswalker's Fury deals damage e...).
Troony reveals [Silkwrap] at random.
NARFNra is being attacked by [Burnished Hart], [Padeem, Consul of Innovation], and [Kaervek the Merciless].
NARFNra has been dealt 5 total damage by gangstapasta's commander, [Kaervek the Merciless].
gangstapasta casts [Cryptborn Horror].
Turn 13: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Thopter Spy Network] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control an artifact, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifa...).
NARFNra's [Thopter Spy Network] creates a Thopter token.
NARFNra plays [Foundry of the Consuls].
NARFNra casts [Tromokratis].
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting NARFNra (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: well im dead now i suppose
Turn 13: Troony
Troony puts triggered ability from [Kemba, Kha Regent] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached...).
Troony's [Kemba, Kha Regent] creates two Cat tokens.
[CHAT] Troony: hmmm
Troony casts [Strata Scythe].
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting Troony (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: if only id seen that dang arrest
Troony puts triggered ability from [Strata Scythe] onto the stack (When Strata Scythe enters the battlefield, search your library for a land card, exile it, then shu...).
Troony activates an ability of [Strata Scythe] targeting [Kemba, Kha Regent] (Equip {3}).
Troony casts [Suspension Field].
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting Troony (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to target creature or playe...).
Troony puts triggered ability from [Suspension Field] onto the stack targeting [Cryptborn Horror] (When Suspension Field enters the battlefield, you may exile target creature with toughness 3 or gr...).
gangstapasta is being attacked by [Kemba, Kha Regent].
gangstapasta has been dealt 14 total damage by Troony's commander, [Kemba, Kha Regent].
Turn 14: gangstapasta
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Padeem, Consul of Innovation] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control the artifact with the highest converted mana cost ...).
gangstapasta draws a card with [Padeem, Consul of Innovation]'s ability.
gangstapasta plays [Mountain].
gangstapasta puts triggered ability from [Retreat to Hagra] onto the stack (Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.).
gangstapasta activates an ability of [Planeswalker's Fury] targeting Troony ( Target opponent reveals a card at random from his or her hand. Planeswalker's Fury deals damage e...).
Troony reveals [Lightmine Field] at random.
gangstapasta activates an ability of [Planeswalker's Fury] targeting Troony ( Target opponent reveals a card at random from his or her hand. Planeswalker's Fury deals damage e...).
Troony reveals [Glorious Anthem] at random.
gangstapasta activates an ability of [Planeswalker's Fury] targeting NARFNra ( Target opponent reveals a card at random from his or her hand. Planeswalker's Fury deals damage e...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: :)
NARFNra reveals [Blinkmoth Well] at random.
Troony is being attacked by [Sepulchral Primordial].
Troony is now a watcher.
[CHAT] Troony: gg lol
Turn 14: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Thopter Spy Network] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control an artifact, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifa...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: gg
NARFNra's [Thopter Spy Network] creates a Thopter token.
NARFNra activates an ability of [Inquisitor's Flail] targeting [Thopter] token (Equip {2}).
[CHAT] gangstapasta: gg
gangstapasta is being attacked by [Tromokratis], [Thopter] token, and [Thopter] token.
[Kaervek the Merciless] blocks [Tromokratis].
[Cryptborn Horror] blocks [Tromokratis].
[Padeem, Consul of Innovation] blocks [Tromokratis].
[CHAT] NARFNra: can't
Illegal blocking - @B[Tromokratis] can't be blocked unless all creatures defending player controls blocks it.
Illegal blocking - @B[Tromokratis] can't be blocked unless all creatures defending player controls blocks it.
[CHAT] NARFNra: :)
Illegal blocking - @B[Tromokratis] can't be blocked unless all creatures defending player controls blocks it.
Illegal blocking - @B[Tromokratis] can't be blocked unless all creatures defending player controls blocks it.
Illegal blocking - @B[Tromokratis] can't be blocked unless all creatures defending player controls blocks it.
[CHAT] NARFNra: Tapped creature!
Illegal blocking - @B[Tromokratis] can't be blocked unless all creatures defending player controls blocks it.
Illegal blocking - @B[Tromokratis] can't be blocked unless all creatures defending player controls blocks it.
Illegal blocking - @B[Tromokratis] can't be blocked unless all creatures defending player controls blocks it.
Illegal blocking - @B[Tromokratis] can't be blocked unless all creatures defending player controls blocks it.
Illegal blocking - @B[Tromokratis] can't be blocked unless all creatures defending player controls blocks it.
Illegal blocking - @B[Tromokratis] can't be blocked unless all creatures defending player controls blocks it.
gangstapasta has been dealt 8 total damage by NARFNra's commander, [Tromokratis].
Winner: NARFNra
Game 1 Completed.
gangstapasta draws their next card.
gangstapasta has left the game.
NARFNra has left the game.