Penny Dreadful: "Penny Dreadful League"
Game 581341502
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Geoquake joined the game.
[League] Rakdos Goblins by insertnoobhere (8091) vs Mono Red Red by geoquake (8021)
[CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[CHAT] InsertNoobHere: glhf!
InsertNoobHere chooses to play first.
InsertNoobHere keeps this hand.
[CHAT] Geoquake: GLHF
Geoquake keeps this hand.
Turn 1: InsertNoobHere
InsertNoobHere skips their draw step.
InsertNoobHere plays [Mountain].
InsertNoobHere casts [Goblin Lackey].
Turn 1: Geoquake
Geoquake plays [Mountain].
Geoquake casts [Rakdos Cackler].
Turn 2: InsertNoobHere
InsertNoobHere casts [Burst Lightning] targeting [Rakdos Cackler].
Geoquake is being attacked by [Goblin Lackey].
InsertNoobHere puts triggered ability from [Goblin Lackey] onto the stack (Whenever Goblin Lackey deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your han...).
InsertNoobHere puts triggered ability from [Goblin Settler] onto the stack targeting [Mountain] (When Goblin Settler enters the battlefield, destroy target land.).
Geoquake has conceded from the game.
Winner: InsertNoobHere
Game 1 Completed.
Game 581341898
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[CHAT] Geoquake: That was not fun
[CHAT] Geoquake: ;-;
Geoquake chooses to play first.
Geoquake keeps this hand.
InsertNoobHere keeps this hand.
Turn 1: Geoquake
Geoquake skips their draw step.
Geoquake plays [Mountain].
Geoquake casts [Rakdos Cackler].
[CHAT] InsertNoobHere: Ya, goblins sometimes has games like that.
[CHAT] Geoquake: Like
[CHAT] Geoquake: That's a REALLY asshole card to play
Turn 1: InsertNoobHere
InsertNoobHere plays [Hammerheim].
InsertNoobHere casts [Goblin Lackey].
[CHAT] Geoquake: You don't fuck with a man's lands
[CHAT] Geoquake: That's like fucking with his gf
Turn 2: Geoquake
Geoquake plays [Mountain].
Geoquake casts [Village Messenger].
InsertNoobHere is being attacked by [Village Messenger] and [Rakdos Cackler].
Turn 2: InsertNoobHere
Geoquake is being attacked by [Goblin Lackey].
Geoquake casts [Burst Lightning] targeting [Goblin Lackey].
InsertNoobHere plays [Savage Lands].
InsertNoobHere casts [Frenzied Goblin].
Turn 3: Geoquake
Geoquake plays [Mountain].
Geoquake casts [Stoke the Flames] targeting InsertNoobHere.
InsertNoobHere is being attacked by [Rakdos Cackler].
Turn 3: InsertNoobHere
InsertNoobHere plays [Mountain].
InsertNoobHere casts [Dragon Fodder].
InsertNoobHere's [Dragon Fodder] creates two Goblin tokens.
InsertNoobHere casts [Skirk Prospector].
Geoquake is being attacked by [Frenzied Goblin].
InsertNoobHere puts triggered ability from [Frenzied Goblin] onto the stack targeting [Rakdos Cackler] (Whenever Frenzied Goblin attacks, you may pay {R}. If you do, target creature can't block this tur...).
Turn 4: Geoquake
Turn 4: InsertNoobHere
Geoquake puts triggered ability from [Village Messenger] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Village Messenger.).
InsertNoobHere plays [Auntie's Hovel].
InsertNoobHere casts [Goblin Warchief].
Geoquake is being attacked by [Goblin Warchief], [Skirk Prospector], [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, and [Frenzied Goblin].
InsertNoobHere puts triggered ability from [Frenzied Goblin] onto the stack targeting [Moonrise Intruder] (Whenever Frenzied Goblin attacks, you may pay {R}. If you do, target creature can't block this tur...).
Geoquake casts [Flame Javelin] targeting InsertNoobHere.
Turn 5: Geoquake
InsertNoobHere is being attacked by [Moonrise Intruder] and [Rakdos Cackler].
Geoquake casts [Flame Javelin] targeting InsertNoobHere.
Winner: Geoquake
Game 2 Completed.
Game 581343314
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InsertNoobHere chooses to play first.
InsertNoobHere mulligans to 6 cards.
Geoquake mulligans to 6 cards.
InsertNoobHere keeps this hand.
Geoquake mulligans to 5 cards.
Geoquake keeps this hand.
Turn 1: InsertNoobHere
InsertNoobHere put a card on top of InsertNoobHere's library.
Geoquake put a card on the bottom of the library.
InsertNoobHere skips their draw step.
InsertNoobHere plays [Auntie's Hovel].
InsertNoobHere casts [Skirk Prospector].
Turn 1: Geoquake
Geoquake plays [Mountain].
Turn 2: InsertNoobHere
InsertNoobHere plays [Mountain].
Geoquake is being attacked by [Skirk Prospector].
Turn 2: Geoquake
Geoquake plays [Mountain].
Geoquake casts [Kessig Forgemaster].
Turn 3: InsertNoobHere
InsertNoobHere casts [Arc Trail] targeting Geoquake (Choose target creature or player to deal 2 to), and [Kessig Forgemaster] (Choose target creature or player to deal 1 to).
Geoquake is being attacked by [Skirk Prospector].
Turn 3: Geoquake
Geoquake plays [Mountain].
Geoquake casts [Boggart Ram-Gang].
Turn 4: InsertNoobHere
InsertNoobHere plays [Savage Lands].
Turn 4: Geoquake
Geoquake plays [Mountain].
InsertNoobHere is being attacked by [Boggart Ram-Gang].
Geoquake casts a card face down using an alternate cost.
InsertNoobHere casts [Burst Lightning] targeting face-down creature #1.
[CHAT] Geoquake: Question
[CHAT] Geoquake: If i morph the thing
[CHAT] Geoquake: Will the Lightning fizzle?
[CHAT] Geoquake: Morph is a weird mechanic
Geoquake reveals face-down creature #1 as Ire Shaman.
[CHAT] InsertNoobHere: Since it never actually leaves the battlefield the lighting won't. If it said to exile it and return it transformed though, it would.
Turn 5: InsertNoobHere
[CHAT] Geoquake: Thought so
[CHAT] Geoquake: Just wanted to confirm
[CHAT] Geoquake: Thanks
InsertNoobHere casts [Dragon Fodder].
InsertNoobHere's [Dragon Fodder] creates two Goblin tokens.
[CHAT] InsertNoobHere: np.
Geoquake is being attacked by [Skirk Prospector].
Turn 5: Geoquake
Geoquake plays [Mountain].
InsertNoobHere is being attacked by [Boggart Ram-Gang].
Turn 6: InsertNoobHere
InsertNoobHere casts [Boggart Mob].
InsertNoobHere puts triggered ability from [Boggart Mob] onto the stack (Champion a Goblin).
Geoquake is being attacked by [Skirk Prospector].
Geoquake casts [Magma Spray] targeting [Skirk Prospector].
Geoquake's [Magma Spray] is countered because it has no legal targets.
Turn 6: Geoquake
InsertNoobHere is being attacked by [Boggart Ram-Gang].
Geoquake casts [Rakdos Cackler].
Turn 7: InsertNoobHere
InsertNoobHere casts [Mad Auntie].
Geoquake is being attacked by [Boggart Mob].
InsertNoobHere puts triggered ability from [Boggart Mob] onto the stack (Whenever a Goblin you control deals combat damage to a player, you may create a 1/1 black Goblin R...).
InsertNoobHere's [Boggart Mob] creates a Goblin Rogue token.
Turn 7: Geoquake
InsertNoobHere is being attacked by [Rakdos Cackler] and [Boggart Ram-Gang].
[Goblin Rogue] token blocks [Boggart Ram-Gang].
Geoquake casts [Stormblood Berserker].
Turn 8: InsertNoobHere
InsertNoobHere plays [Mountain].
Geoquake is being attacked by [Boggart Mob].
[Stormblood Berserker] blocks [Boggart Mob].
InsertNoobHere casts [Beetleback Chief].
InsertNoobHere puts triggered ability from [Beetleback Chief] onto the stack (When Beetleback Chief enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.).
InsertNoobHere's [Beetleback Chief] creates two Goblin tokens.
Turn 8: Geoquake
Geoquake plays [Mountain].
Geoquake has conceded from the game.
Winner: InsertNoobHere
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: InsertNoobHere: 2–1
Geoquake has left the game.