Game 567181150
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Lampsmasher chooses to play first.
Lampsmasher mulligans to 6 cards.
zockunzzi mulligans to 6 cards.
Lampsmasher keeps this hand.
zockunzzi keeps this hand.
Lampsmasher put a card on the bottom of the library.
zockunzzi put a card on the bottom of the library.
Lampsmasher skips their draw step.
Lampsmasher plays [Foul Orchard].
Turn 1: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi plays [Plains].
zockunzzi casts [Boros Elite].
Turn 2: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher plays [Forest].
Turn 2: zockunzzi.
Lampsmasher is being attacked by [Boros Elite].
zockunzzi plays [Plains].
zockunzzi casts [Precinct Captain].
Turn 3: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher plays [Forest].
Lampsmasher casts [Splendid Agony] targeting [Precinct Captain] for 2.
Turn 3: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi plays [Forbidding Watchtower].
Lampsmasher is being attacked by [Boros Elite].
Turn 4: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher plays [Swamp].
Lampsmasher casts [Nest of Scarabs].
Turn 4: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi plays [Plains].
Lampsmasher is being attacked by [Boros Elite].
zockunzzi casts [Precinct Captain].
Turn 5: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher casts [Splendid Agony] targeting [Precinct Captain] for 2.
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Nest of Scarabs] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create that many 1/1 black Insect creat...).
Lampsmasher's [Nest of Scarabs] creates two Insect tokens.
Turn 5: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi plays [Crystal Vein].
zockunzzi casts [Knight-Captain of Eos].
zockunzzi puts triggered ability from [Knight-Captain of Eos] onto the stack (When Knight-Captain of Eos enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.).
zockunzzi's [Knight-Captain of Eos] creates two Soldier tokens.
Turn 6: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher plays [Swamp].
Lampsmasher casts [Skinrender].
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Skinrender] onto the stack targeting [Knight-Captain of Eos] (When Skinrender enters the battlefield, put three -1/-1 counters on target creature.).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Nest of Scarabs] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create that many 1/1 black Insect creat...).
Lampsmasher's [Nest of Scarabs] creates three Insect tokens.
Turn 6: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi plays [Crystal Vein].
zockunzzi casts [Catapult Master].
Turn 7: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher plays [Swamp].
Lampsmasher casts [Banewhip Punisher].
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Banewhip Punisher] onto the stack targeting [Soldier] token (When Banewhip Punisher enters the battlefield, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Nest of Scarabs] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create that many 1/1 black Insect creat...).
Lampsmasher's [Nest of Scarabs] creates an Insect token.
Lampsmasher casts [Obelisk Spider].
Turn 7: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi plays [Crystal Vein].
zockunzzi casts [Enlistment Officer].
zockunzzi puts triggered ability from [Enlistment Officer] onto the stack (When Enlistment Officer enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all...).
zockunzzi reveals 4 cards with [Enlistment Officer]'s ability: [Enlistment Officer], [Benalish Commander], [Fairgrounds Warden], and [Parallax Wave].
zockunzzi puts [Fairgrounds Warden], [Benalish Commander], and [Enlistment Officer] into their hand with with [Enlistment Officer]'s ability.
zockunzzi casts [Fairgrounds Warden].
zockunzzi puts triggered ability from [Fairgrounds Warden] onto the stack targeting [Banewhip Punisher] (When Fairgrounds Warden enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until F...).
Turn 8: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher casts [Carnifex Demon].
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Nest of Scarabs] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create that many 1/1 black Insect creat...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher's [Nest of Scarabs] creates two Insect tokens.
zockunzzi is being attacked by [Insect] token, [Insect] token, [Insect] token, [Insect] token, and [Skinrender].
[Catapult Master] blocks [Insect] token.
[Enlistment Officer] blocks [Insect] token.
[Fairgrounds Warden] blocks [Insect] token.
zockunzzi activates an ability of [Catapult Master] targeting [Carnifex Demon] ( Exile target creature.).
Turn 8: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi casts [Enlistment Officer].
zockunzzi puts triggered ability from [Enlistment Officer] onto the stack (When Enlistment Officer enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all...).
zockunzzi reveals 4 cards with [Enlistment Officer]'s ability: [Consul's Lieutenant], [Captain of the Watch], [Boros Elite], and [Consul's Lieutenant].
zockunzzi puts [Boros Elite], [Consul's Lieutenant], [Consul's Lieutenant], and [Captain of the Watch] into their hand with with [Enlistment Officer]'s ability.
zockunzzi casts [Boros Elite].
Turn 9: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher casts [Obelisk Spider].
zockunzzi activates an ability of [Catapult Master] targeting [Obelisk Spider] ( Exile target creature.).
Turn 9: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi casts [Consul's Lieutenant].
zockunzzi casts [Preeminent Captain].
Lampsmasher is being attacked by [Boros Elite] and [Boros Elite].
[CHAT] zockunzzi: lolz
[CHAT] Lampsmasher: whoops
zockunzzi activates an ability of [Catapult Master] targeting [Obelisk Spider] ( Exile target creature.).
[Insect] token blocks [Boros Elite].
[Skinrender] blocks [Boros Elite].
Turn 10: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher plays [Forest].
Turn 10: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi plays [Plains].
zockunzzi casts [Captain of the Watch].
Lampsmasher has conceded from the game.
Winner: zockunzzi
Game 1 Completed.
Lampsmasher draws their next card.
Lampsmasher draws their next card.
Lampsmasher has left the game.
Game 567183114
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Lampsmasher plays [Foul Orchard].
Turn 1: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi plays [Plains].
Turn 2: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher plays [Swamp].
Lampsmasher casts [Exemplar of Strength].
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Exemplar of Strength] onto the stack targeting [Exemplar of Strength] (When Exemplar of Strength enters the battlefield, put three -1/-1 counters on target creature you ...).
Turn 2: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi plays [Plains].
zockunzzi casts [Consul's Lieutenant].
Turn 3: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher plays [Swamp].
Lampsmasher casts [Obelisk Spider].
zockunzzi is being attacked by [Exemplar of Strength].
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Exemplar of Strength] onto the stack (Whenever Exemplar of Strength attacks, remove a -1/-1 counter from it. If you do, you gain 1 life.).
[Consul's Lieutenant] blocks [Exemplar of Strength].
Turn 3: zockunzzi.
[CHAT] Lampsmasher: oh damn
[CHAT] Lampsmasher: lol
zockunzzi plays [Crystal Vein].
zockunzzi casts [Precinct Captain].
[CHAT] zockunzzi: clearly happens to the best of us, as evidenced by my great attack last game XD
Turn 4: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher casts [Obelisk Spider].
Turn 4: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi plays [Plains].
[CHAT] Lampsmasher: spider wall
zockunzzi casts [Precinct Captain].
zockunzzi casts [Boros Elite].
Turn 5: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher casts [Obelisk Spider].
[CHAT] zockunzzi: hahahaha
Turn 5: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi casts [Enlistment Officer].
zockunzzi puts triggered ability from [Enlistment Officer] onto the stack (When Enlistment Officer enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all...).
zockunzzi reveals 4 cards with [Enlistment Officer]'s ability: [Palisade Giant], [Precinct Captain], [Parallax Wave], and [Plains].
zockunzzi puts [Palisade Giant] and [Precinct Captain] into their hand with with [Enlistment Officer]'s ability.
zockunzzi put a card on the bottom of the library.
zockunzzi put a card on the bottom of the library.
Turn 6: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher plays [Foul Orchard].
Lampsmasher casts [Exemplar of Strength].
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Exemplar of Strength] onto the stack targeting [Exemplar of Strength] (When Exemplar of Strength enters the battlefield, put three -1/-1 counters on target creature you ...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Turn 6: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi casts [Precinct Captain].
zockunzzi casts [Boros Elite].
Turn 7: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher casts [Crocodile of the Crossing].
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Crocodile of the Crossing] onto the stack targeting [Exemplar of Strength] (When Crocodile of the Crossing enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature you ...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Turn 7: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi plays [Plains].
zockunzzi casts [Knight-Captain of Eos].
zockunzzi puts triggered ability from [Knight-Captain of Eos] onto the stack (When Knight-Captain of Eos enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.).
zockunzzi's [Knight-Captain of Eos] creates two Soldier tokens.
Turn 8: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher casts [Nest of Scarabs].
Turn 8: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi casts [Seal of Cleansing].
zockunzzi activates an ability of [Seal of Cleansing] targeting [Nest of Scarabs] ( Destroy target artifact or enchantment.).
[CHAT] Lampsmasher: no fun
Turn 9: Lampsmasher.
[CHAT] zockunzzi: sry not sry
Lampsmasher casts [Splendid Agony] targeting [Boros Elite] for 1, and [Boros Elite] for 1.
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Turn 9: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi casts [Preeminent Captain].
Turn 10: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher plays [Blighted Fen].
Lampsmasher casts [Incremental Blight] targeting [Consul's Lieutenant] (Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature), [Preeminent Captain] (Put two -1/-1 counters on another target creature), and [Enlistment Officer] (Put three -1/-1 counters on a third target creature).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Obelisk Spider] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain...).
[CHAT] zockunzzi: nice!
[CHAT] Lampsmasher: spiders!
Winner: Lampsmasher
Game 2 Completed.
Lampsmasher draws their next card.
Game 567184830
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zockunzzi joined the game.
zockunzzi chooses to play first.
zockunzzi keeps this hand.
Lampsmasher keeps this hand.
zockunzzi skips their draw step.
zockunzzi plays [Plains].
Turn 1: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher plays [Swamp].
Lampsmasher casts [Festering Mummy].
Turn 2: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi plays [Plains].
zockunzzi casts [Precinct Captain].
Turn 2: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher plays [Forest].
Lampsmasher casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
Turn 3: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi plays [Plains].
zockunzzi casts [Preeminent Captain].
Turn 3: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher plays [Forest].
Lampsmasher casts [Grim Affliction] targeting [Preeminent Captain].
Lampsmasher chooses [Preeminent Captain] with [Grim Affliction].
Lampsmasher adds -1/-1 counter to [Preeminent Captain].
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
Lampsmasher's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
Lampsmasher's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
Turn 4: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi plays [Forbidding Watchtower].
Turn 4: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher casts [Festering Mummy].
zockunzzi is being attacked by [Snake] token and [Snake] token.
[Precinct Captain] blocks [Snake] token.
Turn 5: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi casts [Gideon's Intervention].
[CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Gideon's Intervention[sU] has a Disadvantageous bug. Casting a second copy causes the first to become partially non-functional, allowing the named card to deal damage.
zockunzzi names Obelisk Spider for [Gideon's Intervention].
[CHAT] Lampsmasher: hahaha!
[CHAT] zockunzzi: had to lol
Turn 5: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher plays [Swamp].
Lampsmasher casts [Skinrender].
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Skinrender] onto the stack targeting [Precinct Captain] (When Skinrender enters the battlefield, put three -1/-1 counters on target creature.).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
Lampsmasher's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
zockunzzi is being attacked by [Festering Mummy], [Snake] token, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons], and [Festering Mummy].
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Festering Mummy] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
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Lampsmasher chooses not to use [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons]'s ability.
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Turn 6: zockunzzi.
zockunzzi plays [Plains].
zockunzzi casts [Precinct Captain].
Turn 6: Lampsmasher.
Lampsmasher casts [Skinrender].
[CHAT] zockunzzi: wow...
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Skinrender] onto the stack targeting [Precinct Captain] (When Skinrender enters the battlefield, put three -1/-1 counters on target creature.).
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
Lampsmasher's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
zockunzzi is being attacked by [Snake] token, [Skinrender], [Festering Mummy], [Snake] token, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons], and [Festering Mummy].
Lampsmasher puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Festering Mummy] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
Lampsmasher chooses not to use [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons]'s ability.
Turn 7: zockunzzi.
[CHAT] zockunzzi: ggs!
zockunzzi has conceded from the game.
Winner: Lampsmasher
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: Lampsmasher: 2–1