Game 564609570

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PauperRBust mulligans to 7 cards.
[CHAT] PauperRBust: gl hf all
p3hndrx keeps this hand.
[CHAT] jmlt4jh: gl hf
jmlt4jh keeps this hand.
[CHAT] PauperRBust: am i lagging?
hexalite mulligans to 7 cards.
[CHAT] PauperRBust: had to check, mtgo is a quality program
PauperRBust keeps this hand.
[CHAT] hexalite: I was just playing in paper sorry
[CHAT] p3hndrx: Yeah, i dunno.. i'm lagging on LTE
hexalite mulligans to 6 cards.
hexalite mulligans to 5 cards.
hexalite mulligans to 4 cards.
hexalite mulligans to 3 cards.
hexalite mulligans to 2 cards.
hexalite mulligans to 1 cards.
hexalite keeps this hand.
hexalite put a card on the bottom of the library.
[CHAT] p3hndrx: sitting at the bar in Chili's.. waiting for wifey
PauperRBust plays [Snow-Covered Plains].
PauperRBust casts [Kytheon, Hero of Akros].
Turn 1: p3hndrx.
p3hndrx plays [Foreboding Ruins].
[CHAT] PauperRBust: ha i got date night tonight
p3hndrx casts [Sol Ring].
[CHAT] PauperRBust: gf not wife
[CHAT] p3hndrx: don't go to chili's
[CHAT] p3hndrx: haha
Turn 1: jmlt4jh.
jmlt4jh plays [Forest].
jmlt4jh casts [Scute Mob].
[CHAT] p3hndrx: if you value your gf, don't take her to chilis... x.x
Turn 1: hexalite.
[CHAT] PauperRBust: ha naw theres a good local beer garden with good beers and pizza
hexalite plays [Forest].
Turn 2: PauperRBust.
PauperRBust plays [Snow-Covered Plains].
PauperRBust casts [Legion's Landing].
PauperRBust puts triggered ability from [Legion's Landing] onto the stack (When Legion's Landing enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifel...).
[CHAT] p3hndrx: +1 :)
PauperRBust's [Legion's Landing] creates a Vampire token.
p3hndrx is being attacked by [Kytheon, Hero of Akros].
p3hndrx has been dealt 2 total damage by PauperRBust's commander, [Kytheon, Hero of Akros].
Turn 2: p3hndrx.
p3hndrx plays [Island].
p3hndrx casts [Scroll Thief].
Turn 2: jmlt4jh.
jmlt4jh plays [Forest].
jmlt4jh casts [Explore].
jmlt4jh draws a card with [Explore].
jmlt4jh plays [Forest].
Turn 2: hexalite.
Turn 3: PauperRBust.
PauperRBust plays [Ancient Tomb].
hexalite is being attacked by [Vampire] token and [Kytheon, Hero of Akros].
hexalite has been dealt 2 total damage by PauperRBust's commander, [Kytheon, Hero of Akros].
PauperRBust casts [Gideon, Ally of Zendikar].
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon, Ally of Zendikar] ( Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token.).
PauperRBust's [Gideon, Ally of Zendikar] creates a Knight Ally token.
Turn 3: p3hndrx.
p3hndrx plays [Blood Crypt].
p3hndrx casts [Captain Lannery Storm].
p3hndrx casts [Shadow Rift] targeting [Scroll Thief].
p3hndrx draws a card with [Shadow Rift].
jmlt4jh is being attacked by [Captain Lannery Storm].
PauperRBust is being attacked by [Scroll Thief].
p3hndrx puts triggered ability from [Captain Lannery Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a colorless Treasure artifact token with '{T}, Sacr...).
p3hndrx's [Captain Lannery Storm] creates a Treasure token.
[CHAT] p3hndrx: AARRRGGHH, matey
p3hndrx puts triggered ability from [Scroll Thief] onto the stack (Whenever Scroll Thief deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.).
p3hndrx draws a card with [Scroll Thief]'s ability.
Turn 3: jmlt4jh.
jmlt4jh plays [Forest].
[CHAT] PauperRBust: ha i wish i played my pirate deck now
jmlt4jh casts [Sasaya, Orochi Ascendant].
[CHAT] PauperRBust: its really fun
Turn 3: hexalite.
[CHAT] p3hndrx: they are always after me booty
Turn 4: PauperRBust.
p3hndrx is being attacked by [Knight Ally] token, [Vampire] token, and [Kytheon, Hero of Akros].
PauperRBust puts triggered ability from [Legion's Landing] onto the stack (When you attack with three or more creatures, transform Legion's Landing.).
p3hndrx has been dealt 4 total damage by PauperRBust's commander, [Kytheon, Hero of Akros].
PauperRBust puts triggered ability from [Kytheon, Hero of Akros] onto the stack (At end of combat, if Kytheon, Hero of Akros and at least 2 other creatures attacked this combat, e...).
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon, Battle-Forged] targeting [Vampire] token ( Until your next turn, target creature gains indestructible. Untap that creature.).
PauperRBust casts [Gideon of the Trials].
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon, Ally of Zendikar] ( Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token.).
PauperRBust's [Gideon, Ally of Zendikar] creates a Knight Ally token.
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon of the Trials] ( You get an emblem with 'As long as you control a Gideon planeswalker, you can't lose the game and...).
PauperRBust's [Gideon of the Trials] creates an emblem. ("As long as you control a Gideon planeswalker, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.")
PauperRBust casts [Swiftfoot Boots].
Turn 4: p3hndrx.
[CHAT] p3hndrx: great gideon
p3hndrx plays [Choked Estuary].
[CHAT] PauperRBust: this is my new brew though, built god tribal for janky commander for pretty cheap, then hazoret and scarab god skyrocketed and i sold out and built this
[CHAT] PauperRBust: chad tribal
[CHAT] p3hndrx: *chad. haha
p3hndrx casts [Slither Blade].
p3hndrx casts [Dreadbore] targeting [Gideon, Ally of Zendikar].
p3hndrx puts triggered ability from [Captain Lannery Storm] onto the stack (Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.).
p3hndrx casts [Sword of Body and Mind].
[CHAT] jmlt4jh: one chad down two to go
Turn 4: jmlt4jh.
jmlt4jh plays [Forest].
jmlt4jh casts [Genesis Hydra]. (X is 3).
jmlt4jh puts triggered ability from [Genesis Hydra] onto the stack (When you cast Genesis Hydra, reveal the top X cards of your library. You may put a nonland permane...).
[CHAT] p3hndrx: i have a deck with sasaya as cmdr
jmlt4jh reveals 3 cards with [Genesis Hydra]'s ability: [Forest], [Song of the Dryads], and [Oracle of Mul Daya].
jmlt4jh chooses [Song of the Dryads].
[CHAT] jmlt4jh: i just built this one yesterday its super fun and you either go off and do gross things or just kinda fizzle
Turn 4: hexalite.
Turn 5: PauperRBust.
PauperRBust plays [Snow-Covered Plains].
PauperRBust casts [Return to Dust] (Enhanced) targeting [Song of the Dryads], and [Sword of Body and Mind].
[CHAT] p3hndrx: sasaya, for me, is usually a T7-T8 win
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon of the Trials] targeting [Genesis Hydra] ( Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal.).
[CHAT] p3hndrx: or just really really really janky
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Swiftfoot Boots] targeting [Knight Ally] token (Equip {1}).
[CHAT] jmlt4jh: yeah thats true
hexalite is being attacked by [Vampire] token.
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon, Battle-Forged] targeting [Vampire] token ( Until your next turn, target creature gains indestructible. Untap that creature.).
Turn 5: p3hndrx.
p3hndrx plays [Fetid Pools].
p3hndrx casts [Five-Alarm Fire].
[CHAT] PauperRBust: ooh i like that card,
hexalite is being attacked by [Slither Blade], [Captain Lannery Storm], and [Scroll Thief].
p3hndrx puts triggered ability from [Captain Lannery Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a colorless Treasure artifact token with '{T}, Sacr...).
p3hndrx's [Captain Lannery Storm] creates a Treasure token.
[CHAT] p3hndrx: sorry, hex.. just building up
p3hndrx puts triggered ability from [Scroll Thief] onto the stack (Whenever Scroll Thief deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.).
p3hndrx puts triggered ability from [Five-Alarm Fire] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage, put a blaze counter on Five-Alarm Fire. ).
p3hndrx puts triggered ability from [Five-Alarm Fire] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage, put a blaze counter on Five-Alarm Fire. ).
p3hndrx puts triggered ability from [Five-Alarm Fire] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage, put a blaze counter on Five-Alarm Fire. ).
p3hndrx draws a card with [Scroll Thief]'s ability.
Turn 5: jmlt4jh.
jmlt4jh puts triggered ability from [Scute Mob] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control five or more lands, put four +1/+1 counters on Scu...).
jmlt4jh plays [Forest].
Turn 5: hexalite.
Turn 6: PauperRBust.
[CHAT] hexalite: idk why I have no lands
PauperRBust casts [Dowsing Dagger].
PauperRBust puts triggered ability from [Dowsing Dagger] onto the stack targeting hexalite (When Dowsing Dagger enters the battlefield, target opponent creates two 0/2 green Plant creature t...).
PauperRBust's [Dowsing Dagger] creates two Plant tokens under hexalite's control.
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon of the Trials] targeting [Scute Mob] ( Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal.).
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Dowsing Dagger] targeting [Vampire] token (Equip {2}).
[CHAT] p3hndrx: the mtgo shuffle computer broke when it got to you
p3hndrx is being attacked by [Vampire] token.
PauperRBust puts triggered ability from [Dowsing Dagger] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may transform Dowsing Dagger.).
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon, Battle-Forged] targeting [Vampire] token ( Until your next turn, target creature gains indestructible. Untap that creature.).
PauperRBust casts [Armistice].
Turn 6: p3hndrx.
p3hndrx casts [Fell Flagship].
p3hndrx casts [Thada Adel, Acquisitor].
Turn 6: jmlt4jh.
jmlt4jh puts triggered ability from [Scute Mob] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control five or more lands, put four +1/+1 counters on Scu...).
jmlt4jh plays [Forest].
jmlt4jh casts [Wave of Vitriol].
[CHAT] hexalite: if I don't draw a land can I concede, does that sound acceptable?
[CHAT] PauperRBust: yes
[CHAT] p3hndrx: *in robot voice--- "how can we make life more difficult for user: hexalite?"---- "NO LANDS!" -harharhar -- says the mtgo gods
p3hndrx puts triggered ability from [Captain Lannery Storm] onto the stack (Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.).
Turn 6: hexalite.
hexalite has conceded from the game.
hexalite is now a watcher.
[CHAT] hexalite: all like 7+drops
[CHAT] jmlt4jh: bummer
[CHAT] hexalite: sorry buds
[CHAT] p3hndrx: np, man.  take care
Turn 7: PauperRBust.
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon of the Trials] targeting [Scute Mob] ( Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal.).
PauperRBust casts [Sword of War and Peace].
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Sword of War and Peace] targeting [Knight Ally] token (Equip {2}).
p3hndrx is being attacked by [Knight Ally] token.
PauperRBust puts triggered ability from [Sword of War and Peace] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of War and Peace deals damage to...).
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon, Battle-Forged] targeting [Thada Adel, Acquisitor] ( Up to one target creature an opponent controls attacks Gideon, Battle-Forged during its controlle...).
Turn 7: p3hndrx.
p3hndrx casts [Deadeye Quartermaster].
p3hndrx puts triggered ability from [Deadeye Quartermaster] onto the stack (When Deadeye Quartermaster enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment or...).
p3hndrx reveals [Sword of Light and Shadow].
p3hndrx must attack with each creature that must attack.
@RIllegal attack.
PauperRBust 's [Gideon of the Trials] is being attacked by [Slither Blade].
PauperRBust 's [Gideon, Battle-Forged] is being attacked by [Thada Adel, Acquisitor].
[Knight Ally] token blocks [Thada Adel, Acquisitor].
[Vampire] token blocks [Thada Adel, Acquisitor].
Blockers for [Thada Adel, Acquisitor] are ordered as follows: [Knight Ally] token, [Vampire] token
Turn 7: jmlt4jh.
jmlt4jh puts triggered ability from [Scute Mob] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control five or more lands, put four +1/+1 counters on Scu...).
jmlt4jh plays [Forest].
jmlt4jh casts [Boundless Realms].
Turn 8: PauperRBust.
PauperRBust plays [Secluded Steppe].
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon of the Trials] targeting [Scute Mob] ( Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal.).
p3hndrx is being attacked by [Knight Ally] token.
PauperRBust puts triggered ability from [Sword of War and Peace] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of War and Peace deals damage to...).
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Sword of War and Peace] targeting [Vampire] token (Equip {2}).
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon, Battle-Forged] targeting [Knight Ally] token ( Until your next turn, target creature gains indestructible. Untap that creature.).
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Sword of War and Peace] targeting [Knight Ally] token (Equip {2}).
Turn 8: p3hndrx.
p3hndrx casts [Whispering Madness].
PauperRBust casts [Swords to Plowshares] targeting [Scute Mob].
p3hndrx discards [Sword of Light and Shadow].
p3hndrx discards [Terminate].
jmlt4jh discards [Orochi Hatchery].
PauperRBust discards [Martial Coup].
jmlt4jh discards [Gelatinous Genesis].
PauperRBust draws two cards with [Whispering Madness].
jmlt4jh draws two cards with [Whispering Madness].
p3hndrx draws two cards with [Whispering Madness].
p3hndrx plays [Darkslick Shores].
Turn 8: jmlt4jh.
jmlt4jh casts [Sylvan Offering]. (X is 15).
jmlt4jh chooses p3hndrx.
jmlt4jh's [Sylvan Offering] creates a Treefolk token.
jmlt4jh's [Sylvan Offering] creates a Treefolk token under p3hndrx's control.
jmlt4jh chooses PauperRBust.
jmlt4jh's [Sylvan Offering] creates fifteen Elf Warrior tokens.
jmlt4jh's [Sylvan Offering] creates fifteen Elf Warrior tokens under PauperRBust's control.
Turn 9: PauperRBust.
PauperRBust plays [Snow-Covered Plains].
PauperRBust casts [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[CHAT] p3hndrx: gg?
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon, Battle-Forged] ( Until end of turn, Gideon, Battle-Forged becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible...).
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon of the Trials] ( Until end of turn, Gideon of the Trials becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible ...).
p3hndrx is being attacked by [Knight Ally] token, [Gideon of the Trials], and [Gideon, Battle-Forged].
p3hndrx has been dealt 8 total damage by PauperRBust's commander, [Gideon, Battle-Forged].
PauperRBust puts triggered ability from [Sword of War and Peace] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of War and Peace deals damage to...).
Turn 9: p3hndrx.
p3hndrx casts [Call of the Nightwing].
p3hndrx's [Call of the Nightwing] creates a Horror token.
PauperRBust 's [Gideon, Battle-Forged] is being attacked by [Slither Blade].
Turn 9: jmlt4jh.
jmlt4jh plays [Forest].
jmlt4jh casts [Sakura-Tribe Elder].
jmlt4jh casts [Squall Line]. (X is 13).
13 damage caused by [Squall Line] is redirected from PauperRBust to [Gideon of the Trials].
p3hndrx is now a watcher.
[CHAT] p3hndrx: gg!
[CHAT] PauperRBust: gg
Turn 10: PauperRBust.
[CHAT] jmlt4jh: gg
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Sword of War and Peace] targeting [Avacyn, Angel of Hope] (Equip {2}).
PauperRBust casts [Honor of the Pure].
jmlt4jh is being attacked by [Avacyn, Angel of Hope] and [Vampire] token.
[Treefolk] token blocks [Vampire] token.
PauperRBust puts triggered ability from [Sword of War and Peace] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of War and Peace deals damage to...).
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon, Battle-Forged] targeting [Treefolk] token ( Up to one target creature an opponent controls attacks Gideon, Battle-Forged during its controlle...).
Turn 10: jmlt4jh.
jmlt4jh plays [Forest].
jmlt4jh must attack with each creature that must attack.
@RIllegal attack.
PauperRBust 's [Gideon, Battle-Forged] is being attacked by [Treefolk] token.
[Avacyn, Angel of Hope] blocks [Treefolk] token.
[Knight Ally] token blocks [Treefolk] token.
[Elf Warrior] token blocks [Treefolk] token.
[Elf Warrior] token blocks [Treefolk] token.
[Elf Warrior] token blocks [Treefolk] token.
[Elf Warrior] token blocks [Treefolk] token.
[Elf Warrior] token blocks [Treefolk] token.
[Elf Warrior] token blocks [Treefolk] token.
Blockers for [Treefolk] token are ordered as follows: [Knight Ally] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Avacyn, Angel of Hope]
Turn 11: PauperRBust.
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon, Battle-Forged] targeting [Genesis Hydra] ( Up to one target creature an opponent controls attacks Gideon, Battle-Forged during its controlle...).
jmlt4jh is being attacked by [Avacyn, Angel of Hope], [Knight Ally] token, and [Vampire] token.
[Sakura-Tribe Elder] blocks [Knight Ally] token.
[Sakura-Tribe Elder] stops blocking.
[Sakura-Tribe Elder] blocks [Vampire] token.
[Elf Warrior] token blocks [Knight Ally] token.
jmlt4jh activates an ability of [Sakura-Tribe Elder] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
PauperRBust puts triggered ability from [Sword of War and Peace] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of War and Peace deals damage to...).
PauperRBust casts [Sunblast Angel].
PauperRBust puts triggered ability from [Sunblast Angel] onto the stack (When Sunblast Angel enters the battlefield, destroy all tapped creatures.).
Turn 11: jmlt4jh.
[CHAT] jmlt4jh: gg
jmlt4jh casts [Sylvan Ranger].
jmlt4jh puts triggered ability from [Sylvan Ranger] onto the stack (When Sylvan Ranger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reve...).
jmlt4jh reveals [Forest].
jmlt4jh plays [Forest].
jmlt4jh must attack with each creature that must attack.
@RIllegal attack.
PauperRBust 's [Gideon, Battle-Forged] is being attacked by [Genesis Hydra].
[Avacyn, Angel of Hope] blocks [Genesis Hydra].
[Sunblast Angel] blocks [Genesis Hydra].
Blockers for [Genesis Hydra] are ordered as follows: [Avacyn, Angel of Hope], [Sunblast Angel]
Turn 12: PauperRBust.
PauperRBust activates an ability of [Gideon, Battle-Forged] ( Until end of turn, Gideon, Battle-Forged becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible...).
[CHAT] PauperRBust: gg
jmlt4jh is being attacked by [Sunblast Angel], [Avacyn, Angel of Hope], [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, 
[Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Elf Warrior] token, [Knight Ally] token, [Gideon, Battle-Forged], and [Vampire] token.
jmlt4jh has been dealt 5 total damage by PauperRBust's commander, [Gideon, Battle-Forged].
Winner: PauperRBust
Game 1 Completed.
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