Game 562016714

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WillowAlexander joined the game.
Egrystal chooses to not play first.
WillowAlexander keeps this hand.
Egrystal keeps this hand.
WillowAlexander skips their draw step.
WillowAlexander plays [Swamp].
Turn 1: Egrystal.
Egrystal plays [Dimir Guildgate].
Turn 2: WillowAlexander.
WillowAlexander plays [Swamp].
Turn 2: Egrystal.
Egrystal plays [Swamp].
Egrystal casts [Aether Poisoner].
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Aether Poisoner] onto the stack (When Aether Poisoner enters the battlefield, you get {EE}.).
Egrystal gains 2 energy from [Aether Poisoner]'s ability.
Turn 3: WillowAlexander.
WillowAlexander plays [Swamp].
WillowAlexander casts [Herald of Torment].
Turn 3: Egrystal.
Egrystal plays [Dimir Guildgate].
Egrystal casts [Trial of Ambition].
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Trial of Ambition] onto the stack targeting WillowAlexander (When Trial of Ambition enters the battlefield, target opponent sacrifices a creature.).
WillowAlexander sacrifices [Herald of Torment].
WillowAlexander is being attacked by [Aether Poisoner].
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Aether Poisoner] onto the stack (Whenever Aether Poisoner attacks, you may pay {EE}. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifa...).
Egrystal's [Aether Poisoner] creates a Servo token.
Turn 4: WillowAlexander.
WillowAlexander plays [Swamp].
WillowAlexander casts [Screams from Within] targeting [Aether Poisoner].
Turn 4: Egrystal.
Egrystal plays [Island].
Egrystal casts [Midnight Oil].
WillowAlexander is being attacked by [Servo] token.
Turn 5: WillowAlexander.
WillowAlexander plays [Swamp].
WillowAlexander casts [Brain Maggot].
WillowAlexander puts triggered ability from [Brain Maggot] onto the stack targeting Egrystal (When Brain Maggot enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals his or her hand and you choose a...).
Egrystal reveals their hand to [Brain Maggot]'s ability, containing [Aether Poisoner], [Abhorrent Overlord], [Blighted Fen], and [Mobile Garrison].
Egrystal reveals their hand to [Brain Maggot]'s ability, containing [Aether Poisoner], [Abhorrent Overlord], and [Blighted Fen].
WillowAlexander casts [Distress] targeting Egrystal.
Egrystal discards [Abhorrent Overlord].
Egrystal reveals their hand to [Distress], containing [Aether Poisoner] and [Blighted Fen].
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Midnight Oil] onto the stack (Whenever you discard a card, you lose 1 life.).
Turn 5: Egrystal.
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Midnight Oil] onto the stack (At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card and remove 2 hour counters from Midnig...).
Egrystal draws a card with [Midnight Oil]'s ability.
Egrystal plays [Swamp].
Egrystal casts [Aether Poisoner].
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Aether Poisoner] onto the stack (When Aether Poisoner enters the battlefield, you get {EE}.).
Egrystal gains 2 energy from [Aether Poisoner]'s ability.
Egrystal casts [Mobile Garrison].
WillowAlexander is being attacked by [Servo] token.
Turn 6: WillowAlexander.
WillowAlexander casts [Sign in Blood] targeting WillowAlexander.
WillowAlexander draws two cards with [Sign in Blood].
Turn 6: Egrystal.
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Midnight Oil] onto the stack (At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card and remove 2 hour counters from Midnig...).
Egrystal draws a card with [Midnight Oil]'s ability.
Egrystal plays [Blighted Fen].
Egrystal casts [Oath of Jace].
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Oath of Jace] onto the stack (When Oath of Jace enters the battlefield, draw three cards, then discard two cards.).
Egrystal draws three cards with [Oath of Jace]'s ability.
Egrystal discards [Island].
Egrystal discards [Island].
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Midnight Oil] onto the stack (Whenever you discard a card, you lose 1 life.).
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Midnight Oil] onto the stack (Whenever you discard a card, you lose 1 life.).
Egrystal casts [Aether Poisoner].
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Aether Poisoner] onto the stack (When Aether Poisoner enters the battlefield, you get {EE}.).
Egrystal gains 2 energy from [Aether Poisoner]'s ability.
WillowAlexander is being attacked by [Aether Poisoner] and [Servo] token.
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Aether Poisoner] onto the stack (Whenever Aether Poisoner attacks, you may pay {EE}. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifa...).
Egrystal's [Aether Poisoner] creates a Servo token.
Turn 7: WillowAlexander.
WillowAlexander casts [Doomwake Giant].
Egrystal activates an ability of [Mobile Garrison] (Crew 2).
WillowAlexander puts triggered ability from [Doomwake Giant] onto the stack (Whenever Doomwake Giant or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, creature...).
[CHAT] Egrystal: Of course.
Turn 7: Egrystal.
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Oath of Jace] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, scry X, where X is the number of planeswalkers you control.).
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Midnight Oil] onto the stack (At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card and remove 2 hour counters from Midnig...).
Egrystal draws a card with [Midnight Oil]'s ability.
[CHAT] WillowAlexander: xD
Egrystal activates an ability of [Blighted Fen] targeting WillowAlexander ( Target opponent sacrifices a creature.).
WillowAlexander sacrifices [Brain Maggot].
Egrystal plays [Blighted Fen].
Egrystal discards [Mobile Garrison].
Egrystal discards [Dimir Guildgate].
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Midnight Oil] onto the stack (Whenever you discard a card, you lose 1 life.).
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Midnight Oil] onto the stack (Whenever you discard a card, you lose 1 life.).
Turn 8: WillowAlexander.
WillowAlexander plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] Egrystal: No really
WillowAlexander casts [Blightcaster].
[CHAT] Egrystal: Who the hell actually mainboards a doomwake
[CHAT] WillowAlexander: :D
[CHAT] Egrystal: who even SIDES one xD
[CHAT] WillowAlexander: Don't be salty mate
[CHAT] WillowAlexander: It's all part of ity
[CHAT] WillowAlexander: it*
[CHAT] Egrystal: I'm not
[CHAT] Egrystal: Holy shit dude, I wouldn't be laughing
[CHAT] Egrystal: xD
[CHAT] Egrystal: People need to stop misusing the word salty
[CHAT] WillowAlexander: Of course, not salty at all :)
Egrystal is being attacked by [Doomwake Giant].
[CHAT] Egrystal: I'm not though :/
[CHAT] Egrystal: Like for real
[CHAT] WillowAlexander: "Holy shit dude, I wouldn't be laughing"
[CHAT] WillowAlexander: "x"
[CHAT] WillowAlexander: "xD"
[CHAT] Egrystal: If someone is laughing they clearly aren't salty
[CHAT] Egrystal: Stop stretching
[CHAT] Egrystal: It makes you look like a retard
[CHAT] WillowAlexander: Alright, whatever floats your boat.
Turn 8: Egrystal.
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Oath of Jace] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, scry X, where X is the number of planeswalkers you control.).
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Midnight Oil] onto the stack (At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card and remove 2 hour counters from Midnig...).
Egrystal draws a card with [Midnight Oil]'s ability.
[CHAT] Egrystal: Right right, believe your own wank
Egrystal casts [Metalspinner's Puzzleknot].
Egrystal puts triggered ability from [Metalspinner's Puzzleknot] onto the stack (When Metalspinner's Puzzleknot enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.).
Egrystal draws a card with [Metalspinner's Puzzleknot]'s ability.
Egrystal activates an ability of [Metalspinner's Puzzleknot] ({2B}, Sacrifice Metalspinner's Puzzleknot: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.).
Egrystal draws a card with [Metalspinner's Puzzleknot]'s ability.
Egrystal plays [Island].
Egrystal casts [Contraband Kingpin].
[CHAT] WillowAlexander: For all I know you're just frustrated and being condescending about my deck choices because you're getting rekt.
[CHAT] Egrystal: If I was salty I'd either cuss or leave
[CHAT] WillowAlexander: That's being salty in my books.
[CHAT] Egrystal: This isn't salty
[CHAT] Egrystal: My god, you're so retarded
[CHAT] Egrystal: Have fun talking to yourself
Egrystal has conceded from the game.
Winner: WillowAlexander
Game 1 Completed.
WillowAlexander has left the game.