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Game 728644902

[Time] 1594762036
[07:27:23] PDBot has started watching.
[07:27:23] Mongoboingo joined the game.
[07:27:46] zachf chooses to play first.
[07:27:47] zachf chooses [Glissa, the Traitor] as their commander.
[07:27:47] EternalParadox38 chooses [Marwyn, the Nurturer] as their commander.
[07:27:47] Mongoboingo chooses [Syr Konrad, the Grim] as their commander.
[07:28:00] zachf mulligans to seven cards.
[07:28:06] EternalParadox38 mulligans to seven cards.
[07:28:14] Mongoboingo mulligans to seven cards.
[07:28:22] zachf begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[07:28:24] EternalParadox38 mulligans to six cards.
[07:28:28] Mongoboingo begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[07:28:47] EternalParadox38 puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand.
[07:28:47] Turn 1: zachf
[07:28:53] zachf plays [Swamp].
[07:28:56] zachf casts [Traveler's Amulet].
[07:29:06] Turn 1: EternalParadox38
[07:29:10] EternalParadox38 plays [Forest].
[07:29:17] Turn 1: Mongoboingo
[07:29:22] Mongoboingo plays [Swamp].
[07:29:30] Turn 2: zachf
[07:29:36] zachf plays [Okina, Temple to the Grandfathers].
[07:29:43] zachf casts [Soul-Guide Lantern].
[07:29:44] No legal targets to choose for [Soul-Guide Lantern]'s triggered ability.
[07:29:46] zachf activates an ability of [Traveler's Amulet] ({1}, Sacrifice Traveler's Amulet: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it int...).
[07:29:54] zachf reveals [Forest].
[07:30:00] Turn 2: EternalParadox38
[07:30:07] EternalParadox38 plays [Forest].
[07:30:13] Turn 2: Mongoboingo
[07:30:22] Mongoboingo plays [Swamp].
[07:30:25] Mongoboingo casts [Leaden Myr].
[07:30:30] Turn 3: zachf
[07:30:38] zachf plays [Forest].
[07:30:44] zachf casts [Glissa, the Traitor].
[07:30:56] Turn 3: EternalParadox38
[07:31:02] EternalParadox38 plays [Forest].
[07:31:06] EternalParadox38 casts [Marwyn, the Nurturer].
[07:31:13] Turn 3: Mongoboingo
[07:31:18] Mongoboingo plays [Swamp].
[07:31:26] Litmeup has started watching.
[07:31:35] Litmeup has stopped watching.
[07:31:41] Mongoboingo casts [Carrion Grub].
[07:31:42] Mongoboingo puts triggered ability from [Carrion Grub] onto the stack (When Carrion Grub enters the battlefield, mill four cards.).
[07:31:44] Mongoboingo mills [Swamp], [Drudge Skeletons], [Ransack the Lab] and [Command the Dreadhorde].
[07:31:47] Turn 4: zachf
[07:31:56] zachf plays [Swamp].
[07:32:18] zachf activates an ability of [Soul-Guide Lantern] ( Draw a card.).
[07:32:18] zachf draws a card with [Soul-Guide Lantern]'s ability.
[07:32:28] zachf casts [Golden Egg].
[07:32:29] zachf puts triggered ability from [Golden Egg] onto the stack (When Golden Egg enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[07:32:34] zachf draws a card with [Golden Egg]'s ability.
[07:32:47] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Glissa, the Traitor].
[07:32:50] EternalParadox38 has been dealt 3 total damage by zachf's commander, [Glissa, the Traitor].
[07:32:54] Turn 4: EternalParadox38
[07:34:44] EternalParadox38 casts [Vines of Vastwood] (with kicker) targeting [Marwyn, the Nurturer].
[07:35:25] EternalParadox38 casts [Stony Strength] targeting [Marwyn, the Nurturer].
[07:35:44] EternalParadox38 casts [Genesis Wave]. (X is 8).
[07:35:45] EternalParadox38 reveals 8 cards with [Genesis Wave]: [Garruk's Horde], [Elvish Archdruid], [Forest], [Forest], [Forest], [Primordial Sage], [Imperious Perfect], and [Paradise Druid].
[07:36:03] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:36:03] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:36:03] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:36:04] [CHAT] Mongoboingo: that was fast
[07:36:20] EternalParadox38 casts [Birds of Paradise].
[07:36:20] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Primordial Sage] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may draw a card.).
[07:36:26] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Primordial Sage]'s ability.
[07:36:33] EternalParadox38 casts [Fyndhorn Elves].
[07:36:33] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Primordial Sage] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may draw a card.).
[07:36:34] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Primordial Sage]'s ability.
[07:36:38] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:36:41] EternalParadox38 plays [Forest].
[07:36:50] Turn 4: Mongoboingo
[07:36:51] [CHAT] zachf: mhm
[07:37:10] Mongoboingo plays [Swamp].
[07:37:20] Mongoboingo casts [Syr Konrad, the Grim].
[07:37:40] Turn 5: zachf
[07:37:56] zachf plays [Forest].
[07:38:02] zachf casts [Moriok Replica].
[07:38:09] zachf activates an ability of [Moriok Replica] ( You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.).
[07:38:10] Mongoboingo puts triggered ability from [Syr Konrad, the Grim] onto the stack (Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other tha...).
[07:38:14] zachf draws two cards with [Moriok Replica]'s ability.
[07:38:51] zachf discards [Evolving Wilds].
[07:38:52] Turn 5: EternalParadox38
[07:38:57] EternalParadox38 plays [Forest].
[07:39:22] EternalParadox38 casts [Oakhame Adversary].
[07:39:22] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Primordial Sage] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may draw a card.).
[07:39:23] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Primordial Sage]'s ability.
[07:39:28] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:39:43] EternalParadox38 casts [Llanowar Visionary].
[07:39:44] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Primordial Sage] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may draw a card.).
[07:39:45] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Primordial Sage]'s ability.
[07:39:51] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Llanowar Visionary] onto the stack (When Llanowar Visionary enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[07:39:51] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:39:56] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Llanowar Visionary]'s ability.
[07:40:41] EternalParadox38 casts [Revive] targeting [Stony Strength].
[07:40:43] EternalParadox38 returns [Stony Strength] to its owner's hand with [Revive].
[07:40:54] EternalParadox38 casts [Karametra's Acolyte].
[07:40:55] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Primordial Sage] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may draw a card.).
[07:40:56] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Primordial Sage]'s ability.
[07:41:24] EternalParadox38 casts [Soul's Majesty] targeting [Marwyn, the Nurturer].
[07:41:25] EternalParadox38 draws ten cards with [Soul's Majesty].
[07:41:35] EternalParadox38 casts [Staff of Domination].
[07:41:41] [CHAT] zachf: i wonder if he just wins
[07:41:43] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Staff of Domination] targeting [Marwyn, the Nurturer] ( Untap target creature.).
[07:41:52] [CHAT] zachf: infinite mana now
[07:41:53] [CHAT] Mongoboingo: probably, he has infinite mana
[07:41:54] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: i should now, i have infinite mana
[07:42:00] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Staff of Domination] ( Untap Staff of Domination.).
[07:42:08] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Staff of Domination] targeting [Marwyn, the Nurturer] ( Untap target creature.).
[07:42:33] [CHAT] Mongoboingo: shouldn't have let you untap with marwynn, i had an edict
[07:42:39] EternalParadox38 casts [Regrowth] targeting [Genesis Wave].
[07:42:41] EternalParadox38 returns [Genesis Wave] to its owner's hand with [Regrowth].
[07:42:48] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Staff of Domination] ( Untap Staff of Domination.).
[07:42:57] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Staff of Domination] targeting [Marwyn, the Nurturer] ( Untap target creature.).
[07:43:04] [CHAT] zachf: i didnt have anything til 6 mana
[07:43:05] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Staff of Domination] ( Untap Staff of Domination.).
[07:43:12] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Staff of Domination] targeting [Marwyn, the Nurturer] ( Untap target creature.).
[07:43:15] [CHAT] zachf: top decked the draw card spell :(
[07:43:21] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Staff of Domination] ( Untap Staff of Domination.).
[07:43:30] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Staff of Domination] targeting [Marwyn, the Nurturer] ( Untap target creature.).
[07:43:43] EternalParadox38 casts [Stony Strength] targeting [Marwyn, the Nurturer].
[07:44:15] EternalParadox38 casts [Stoneforge Masterwork].
[07:44:21] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Stoneforge Masterwork] targeting [Marwyn, the Nurturer] (Equip {2}).
[07:44:27] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Staff of Domination] ( Untap Staff of Domination.).
[07:44:34] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Staff of Domination] targeting [Marwyn, the Nurturer] ( Untap target creature.).
[07:44:42] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Staff of Domination] ( Untap Staff of Domination.).
[07:44:51] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Staff of Domination] targeting [Marwyn, the Nurturer] ( Untap target creature.).
[07:45:07] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Staff of Domination] ( Untap Staff of Domination.).
[07:45:13] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Staff of Domination] targeting [Marwyn, the Nurturer] ( Untap target creature.).
[07:45:57] EternalParadox38 casts [Genesis Wave]. (X is 62).
[07:45:58] EternalParadox38 reveals 62 cards with [Genesis Wave]: [Primal Command], [Blackblade Reforged], [Return to Nature], [Forest], [Sudden Spinnerets], [Forest], [Ram Through], [Hyrax Tower Scout], [Memorial to Unity], [Overwhelming Stampede], 
[07:45:58] [Greater Good], [Forest], [Asceticism], [Viridian Zealot], [Viridian Shaman], [Forest], [Sylvan Ranger], [Okina, Temple to the Grandfathers], [Forest], [Forest], 
[07:45:58] [Forest], [Soul of the Harvest], [Oak Street Innkeeper], [Forest], [Beastcaller Savant], [Runic Armasaur], [Copperhorn Scout], [Forest], [Nostalgic Dreams], [Forest], 
[07:45:58] [Burst of Strength], [Forest], [Sword of the Paruns], [Forest], [Mystifying Maze], [Arbor Elf], [Fierce Empath], [Forest], [Return of the Wildspeaker], [Nantuko Cultivator], 
[07:45:58] [Forest], [Forest], [Elvish Mystic], [Collective Unconscious], [Mouth/Feed], [Forest], [Hall of the Bandit Lord], [Skullmulcher], [Sylvan Library], [Forest], 
[07:45:58] [Labyrinth of Skophos], [Weird Harvest], [Forest], [Wirewood Hivemaster], [Forest], [Elvish Champion], [Nullmage Shepherd], [Forest], [Multani's Acolyte], [Forest], 
[07:45:58] [Ulvenwald Tracker], and [Might of the Masses].
[07:45:58] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Primal Command[sU] has a graphical bug.
Primal Command prints wrong owner for noncreature permanents it puts on top
[07:46:51] [CHAT] Mongoboingo: end-raze forerunners should be in there
[07:47:07] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: i don't think it's legal this season
[07:48:49] [CHAT] zachf: is my game crashed or
[07:48:51] [CHAT] zachf: ?
[07:49:11] [CHAT] Mongoboingo: no
[07:49:12] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: it's taking a long time to select things
[07:49:14] [CHAT] Mongoboingo: he is just clicking 62 cards
[07:49:24] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: i'm lagging a lot
[07:49:30] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Wirewood Hivemaster] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken Elf enters the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Insect creature t...).
[07:49:36] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Wirewood Hivemaster] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken Elf enters the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Insect creature t...).
[07:49:40] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Wirewood Hivemaster] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken Elf enters the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Insect creature t...).
[07:49:44] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Wirewood Hivemaster] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken Elf enters the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Insect creature t...).
[07:49:48] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Wirewood Hivemaster] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken Elf enters the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Insect creature t...).
[07:49:51] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Wirewood Hivemaster] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken Elf enters the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Insect creature t...).
[07:49:55] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Wirewood Hivemaster] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken Elf enters the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Insect creature t...).
[07:50:00] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Wirewood Hivemaster] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken Elf enters the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Insect creature t...).
[07:50:05] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Wirewood Hivemaster] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken Elf enters the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Insect creature t...).
[07:50:10] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Wirewood Hivemaster] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken Elf enters the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Insect creature t...).
[07:50:15] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Wirewood Hivemaster] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken Elf enters the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Insect creature t...).
[07:50:23] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:50:26] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:50:30] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:50:34] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:50:43] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:50:49] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:50:52] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:50:55] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:50:57] [CHAT] zachf: whats the win con?
[07:51:09] [CHAT] Mongoboingo: don't you lose to the multani acolyte draw here?
[07:51:17] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: overwhelming stampede
[07:51:25] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: i didn't draw my whole library
[07:51:31] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:51:34] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:51:38] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:51:42] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Marwyn, the Nurturer] onto the stack (Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the...).
[07:51:48] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Sylvan Ranger] onto the stack (When Sylvan Ranger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reve...).
[07:52:04] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Hyrax Tower Scout] onto the stack targeting [Elvish Archdruid] (When Hyrax Tower Scout enters the battlefield, untap target creature.).
[07:52:07] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Fierce Empath] onto the stack (When Fierce Empath enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with co...).
[07:52:12] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Multani's Acolyte] onto the stack (When Multani's Acolyte enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[07:52:12] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Soul of the Harvest] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.).
[07:52:13] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Soul of the Harvest] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.).
[07:52:13] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Soul of the Harvest] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.).
[07:52:14] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Soul of the Harvest] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.).
[07:52:14] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Soul of the Harvest] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.).
[07:52:14] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Soul of the Harvest] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.).
[07:52:15] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Soul of the Harvest] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.).
[07:52:15] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Soul of the Harvest] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.).
[07:52:16] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Soul of the Harvest] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.).
[07:52:16] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Soul of the Harvest] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.).
[07:52:16] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Soul of the Harvest] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.).
[07:52:17] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Soul of the Harvest] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.).
[07:52:17] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Soul of the Harvest] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.).
[07:52:18] Mongoboingo puts triggered ability from [Syr Konrad, the Grim] onto the stack (Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other tha...).
[07:52:18] Mongoboingo puts triggered ability from [Syr Konrad, the Grim] onto the stack (Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other tha...).
[07:52:19] Mongoboingo puts triggered ability from [Syr Konrad, the Grim] onto the stack (Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other tha...).
[07:52:19] Mongoboingo puts triggered ability from [Syr Konrad, the Grim] onto the stack (Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other tha...).
[07:52:19] Mongoboingo puts triggered ability from [Syr Konrad, the Grim] onto the stack (Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other tha...).
[07:52:22] [CHAT] zachf: yea you did
[07:52:35] [CHAT] zachf: 0 cards in deck
[07:52:39] [CHAT] zachf: you lose to multanis
[07:52:56] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: whoops
[07:53:08] [CHAT] zachf: kekW
[07:53:17] EternalParadox38 discards [Tranquil Thicket].
[07:53:18] EternalParadox38 cycles [Tranquil Thicket].
[07:53:36] EternalParadox38 loses because of drawing a card with an empty library.
[07:53:46] Turn 5: Mongoboingo
[07:53:48] EternalParadox38 is now a watcher.
[07:53:51] [CHAT] Mongoboingo: was a cool suicide at least
[07:53:56] [CHAT] zachf: i mean im gonna lose to mono b control prolly
[07:53:58] Mongoboingo plays [Swamp].
[07:54:04] Mongoboingo casts [Pharika's Libation] targeting zachf (Target opponent sacrifices a creature.).
[07:54:07] zachf sacrifices [Glissa, the Traitor].
[07:54:11] Mongoboingo puts triggered ability from [Syr Konrad, the Grim] onto the stack (Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other tha...).
[07:54:27] zachf is being attacked by [Syr Konrad, the Grim], [Carrion Grub], and [Leaden Myr].
[07:54:33] zachf has been dealt 5 total damage by Mongoboingo's commander, [Syr Konrad, the Grim].
[07:54:39] Turn 6: zachf
[07:54:43] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: needed to get my overwhelming stampede in the graveyard to buy it back, meant to leave a card in my library
[07:54:46] zachf plays [Swamp].
[07:54:50] zachf casts [Duplicant].
[07:55:01] Mongoboingo activates an ability of [Syr Konrad, the Grim] ( Each player mills a card.).
[07:55:03] Mongoboingo mills [Swamp].
[07:55:03] zachf mills [Forest].
[07:55:07] zachf puts triggered ability from [Duplicant] onto the stack targeting [Syr Konrad, the Grim] (When Duplicant enters the battlefield, you may exile target nontoken creature.).
[07:55:18] Turn 6: Mongoboingo
[07:55:23] Mongoboingo plays [Swamp].
[07:55:36] Mongoboingo casts [Syr Konrad, the Grim].
[07:55:44] Turn 7: zachf
[07:55:59] zachf casts [Implement of Malice].
[07:56:09] zachf casts [Transmogrifying Wand].
[07:56:27] zachf activates an ability of [Transmogrifying Wand] targeting [Syr Konrad, the Grim] ( Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 2/4 white Ox creature token.).
[07:56:28] zachf's [Transmogrifying Wand] creates an Ox token under Mongoboingo's control.
[07:56:39] Turn 7: Mongoboingo
[07:56:45] Mongoboingo plays [Swamp].
[07:56:48] Mongoboingo casts [Wayfarer's Bauble].
[07:56:59] Mongoboingo casts [Zombify] targeting [Syr Konrad, the Grim].
[07:57:24] Turn 8: zachf
[07:57:30] zachf plays [Jungle Hollow].
[07:57:31] zachf puts triggered ability from [Jungle Hollow] onto the stack (When Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[07:57:41] zachf activates an ability of [Implement of Malice] targeting Mongoboingo ( Target player discards a card.).
[07:57:41] zachf puts triggered ability from [Implement of Malice] onto the stack (When Implement of Malice is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.).
[07:57:47] zachf draws a card with [Implement of Malice]'s ability.
[07:57:57] Mongoboingo discards [Unbreakable Bond].
[07:58:07] zachf activates an ability of [Transmogrifying Wand] targeting [Syr Konrad, the Grim] ( Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 2/4 white Ox creature token.).
[07:58:12] zachf's [Transmogrifying Wand] creates an Ox token under Mongoboingo's control.
[07:58:20] zachf casts [Consuming Vapors] targeting Mongoboingo.
[07:58:31] Mongoboingo activates an ability of [Wayfarer's Bauble] ({2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card and put that card...).
[07:58:41] Mongoboingo sacrifices [Ox] token.
[07:58:58] Turn 8: Mongoboingo
[07:59:11] Mongoboingo casts [Lazotep Reaver].
[07:59:12] Mongoboingo puts triggered ability from [Lazotep Reaver] onto the stack (When Lazotep Reaver enters the battlefield, amass one.).
[07:59:16] Mongoboingo's [Lazotep Reaver] creates a Zombie Army token.
[07:59:27] zachf is being attacked by [Ox] token and [Carrion Grub].
[07:59:31] [Duplicant] blocks [Ox] token.
[07:59:42] Turn 9: zachf
[07:59:43] zachf puts triggered ability from [Consuming Vapors] onto the stack (Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of you...).
[07:59:57] zachf casts [Consuming Vapors] targeting Mongoboingo.
[08:00:03] Mongoboingo sacrifices [Zombie Army] token.
[08:00:15] zachf casts [Witch's Oven].
[08:00:37] [CHAT] zachf: i have a hand full of lands
[08:00:41] [CHAT] zachf: this is tragic
[08:00:44] [CHAT] zachf: 5 lands 
[08:00:54] zachf has conceded from the game.
Winner: Mongoboingo
Game 1 Completed.
[08:00:57] zachf draws their next card.
[08:00:57] zachf draws their next card.
[08:01:07] zachf has left the game.
[08:01:10] Mongoboingo has left the game.