Game 583834304

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insan3_ joined the game.
NARFNra joined the game.
[CHAT] NARFNra: gl hf
NARFNra chooses to play first.
NARFNra chooses [Bartel Runeaxe] as their commander.
zachwheels chooses [Isperia the Inscrutable] as their commander.
insan3_ chooses [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] as their commander.
[CHAT] insan3_: u too
NARFNra mulligans to 7 cards.
[CHAT] zachwheels: u too
zachwheels mulligans to 7 cards.
insan3_ keeps this hand.
NARFNra keeps this hand.
zachwheels keeps this hand.
Turn 1: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Mountain].
Turn 1: zachwheels
zachwheels plays [Plains].
Turn 1: insan3_
insan3_ plays [Swamp].
Turn 2: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Swamp].
NARFNra casts [Reassembling Skeleton].
Turn 2: zachwheels
zachwheels plays [Plains].
Turn 2: insan3_
insan3_ plays [Forest].
insan3_ casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
Turn 3: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Warped Landscape].
NARFNra casts [Moriok Replica].
zachwheels is being attacked by [Reassembling Skeleton].
[CHAT] NARFNra: tink
Turn 3: zachwheels
zachwheels plays [Blighted Cataract].
zachwheels casts [Azorius Keyrune].
Turn 3: insan3_
[CHAT] zachwheels: oww :(
zachwheels is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
zachwheels has been dealt 2 total damage by insan3_'s commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Reassembling Skeleton] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
[CHAT] zachwheels: double oww
[CHAT] NARFNra: goodbye my skeleton
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: you may rise once more
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: eventually
insan3_ plays [Forest].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i love hapata
insan3_ casts [Whispersilk Cloak].
[CHAT] NARFNra: hapatra
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh boy
Turn 4: NARFNra
[CHAT] insan3_: I too <3
NARFNra plays [Swamp].
NARFNra casts [Night Dealings].
[CHAT] NARFNra: time for the real jank
[CHAT] NARFNra: sorry zach, i need these dealings
zachwheels is being attacked by [Moriok Replica].
[CHAT] zachwheels: i understand :(
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Night Dealings] onto the stack (Whenever a source you control deals damage to another player, put that many theft counters on Nigh...).
Turn 4: zachwheels
[CHAT] NARFNra: now im gonna get hapatra'd...
zachwheels plays [Meandering River].
[CHAT] zachwheels: needed that land untapped
Turn 4: insan3_
insan3_ activates an ability of [Whispersilk Cloak] targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] (Equip {2}).
[CHAT] insan3_: Lands
[CHAT] insan3_: Is one problem here
[CHAT] NARFNra: always the curse in this format
NARFNra is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] NARFNra: all the good mana ramp is GONE
NARFNra has been dealt 2 total damage by insan3_'s commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Moriok Replica] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: imagine if hapatra did poison counter damage lol
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
Turn 5: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: sorry again zach
zachwheels is being attacked by [Moriok Replica].
zachwheels has lost connection to the game.
zachwheels joined the game.
[CHAT] NARFNra: welcome back
[CHAT] zachwheels: sorry pressed a button
[CHAT] insan3_: welcome
[CHAT] NARFNra: s ok
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Night Dealings] onto the stack (Whenever a source you control deals damage to another player, put that many theft counters on Nigh...).
NARFNra activates an ability of [Moriok Replica] ( You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.).
NARFNra draws two cards with [Moriok Replica]'s ability.
NARFNra plays [Grim Backwoods].
NARFNra casts [Thaumatic Compass].
zachwheels casts [Calculated Dismissal] targeting [Thaumatic Compass].
[CHAT] NARFNra: it always impresses me how many lands one needs to- aww
[CHAT] zachwheels: no ramp
[CHAT] NARFNra: the curse
[CHAT] zachwheels: i cant you cant
[CHAT] insan3_: Fair
Turn 5: zachwheels
zachwheels plays [Plains].
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah thats fair
zachwheels casts [Archon of Redemption].
[CHAT] NARFNra: ooh
zachwheels puts triggered ability from [Archon of Redemption] onto the stack (Whenever Archon of Redemption or another creature with flying enters the battlefield under your co...).
[CHAT] insan3_: Ops
[CHAT] NARFNra: i was just looking at pd legal zendikar block stuff earlier lol
Turn 5: insan3_
insan3_ plays [Forest].
zachwheels is being attacked by [Snake] token.
NARFNra is being attacked by [Snake] token and [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] NARFNra: what if hapatra manages to commander damage kill someone
NARFNra has been dealt 4 total damage by insan3_'s commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Archon of Redemption] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
[CHAT] zachwheels: nooo
[CHAT] zachwheels: my archon
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[CHAT] insan3_: Sorry ;-;
insan3_ casts [Core Prowler].
Turn 6: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: wait do i really-
[CHAT] NARFNra: tfw no green mana and i only just now noticed
[CHAT] insan3_: =D
NARFNra activates an ability of [Warped Landscape] ( Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle yo...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: gotta do what i gotta do
[CHAT] NARFNra: tfw tapped
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh well
Turn 6: zachwheels
Turn 6: insan3_
insan3_ plays [Forest].
[CHAT] NARFNra: not gonna drop isperia huh
[CHAT] zachwheels: plans
zachwheels is being attacked by [Snake] token, [Snake] token, and [Snake] token.
NARFNra is being attacked by [Core Prowler] and [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
NARFNra has been dealt 6 total damage by insan3_'s commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
NARFNra has 2 poison counters.
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Archon of Redemption] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
insan3_ casts [Emrakul's Evangel].
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh dear
zachwheels casts [Draining Whelk].
[CHAT] NARFNra: Nice
[CHAT] insan3_: ;-;
NARFNra activates an ability of [Reassembling Skeleton] ( Return Reassembling Skeleton from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.).
[CHAT] zachwheels: spooky
[CHAT] NARFNra: let me get on the stack too
[CHAT] insan3_: Digivolution
zachwheels puts triggered ability from [Archon of Redemption] onto the stack (Whenever Archon of Redemption or another creature with flying enters the battlefield under your co...).
zachwheels puts triggered ability from [Draining Whelk] onto the stack targeting [Emrakul's Evangel] (When Draining Whelk enters the battlefield, counter target spell. Put X +1/+1 counters on Draining...).
[CHAT] insan3_: Snake >>> Eldrazi
[CHAT] NARFNra: Brushwagg >>>>>> Snake >>> Eldrazi
Turn 7: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: Hm
[CHAT] NARFNra: this feels so bad but
NARFNra casts [Wildest Dreams] targeting [Warped Landscape]. (X is 1).
[CHAT] NARFNra: tfw i really need that land drop
[CHAT] insan3_: wow
[Warped Landscape] is returned to NARFNra's hand from the graveyard.
NARFNra plays [Warped Landscape].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Warped Landscape] ( Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle yo...).
Turn 7: zachwheels
zachwheels plays [Island].
[CHAT] zachwheels: one more turn
[CHAT] insan3_: ~Fear
insan3_ is being attacked by [Draining Whelk] and [Archon of Redemption].
Turn 7: insan3_
insan3_ plays [Forest].
zachwheels is being attacked by [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, and [Snake] token.
NARFNra is being attacked by [Core Prowler] and [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
NARFNra has been dealt 8 total damage by insan3_'s commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
NARFNra has 4 poison counters.
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Archon of Redemption] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
insan3_ casts [Falkenrath Noble].
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh no
[CHAT] zachwheels: welp
[CHAT] NARFNra: where even is my removal
Turn 8: NARFNra
[CHAT] zachwheels: in your deck ;)
[CHAT] insan3_: Keep calm
[CHAT] NARFNra: that sure is a 7 drop and not removal
[CHAT] NARFNra: Welp
NARFNra casts [Elemental Bond].
NARFNra casts [Mask of Memory].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Mask of Memory] targeting [Reassembling Skeleton] (Equip {1}).
zachwheels is being attacked by [Reassembling Skeleton].
[CHAT] insan3_: again
[CHAT] NARFNra: i just need these cards... i just need them...
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Mask of Memory] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw two cards. If you do, dis...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Night Dealings] onto the stack (Whenever a source you control deals damage to another player, put that many theft counters on Nigh...).
NARFNra draws two cards with [Mask of Memory]'s ability.
NARFNra discards [Boldwyr Intimidator].
[CHAT] NARFNra: THERE'S my lands
NARFNra plays [Savage Lands].
zachwheels casts [Jace's Ingenuity].
zachwheels draws three cards with [Jace's Ingenuity].
Turn 8: zachwheels
[CHAT] zachwheels: one land short from true happiness
insan3_ is being attacked by [Draining Whelk].
zachwheels casts [Winds of Rath].
[CHAT] zachwheels: pain
[CHAT] insan3_: Noooooo
[CHAT] zachwheels: i love it
[CHAT] NARFNra: falkenrath tho
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Falkenrath Noble] onto the stack targeting zachwheels (Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Falkenrath Noble] onto the stack targeting zachwheels (Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: please put
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Falkenrath Noble] onto the stack targeting zachwheels (Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: core prowler on
[CHAT] NARFNra: first
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Falkenrath Noble] onto the stack targeting zachwheels (Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: ad then the rest will all go
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Falkenrath Noble] onto the stack targeting zachwheels (Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Falkenrath Noble] onto the stack targeting zachwheels (Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Falkenrath Noble] onto the stack targeting zachwheels (Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Falkenrath Noble] onto the stack targeting zachwheels (Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Falkenrath Noble] onto the stack targeting zachwheels (Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: or you could do that
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Falkenrath Noble] onto the stack targeting NARFNra (Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Core Prowler] onto the stack (When Core Prowler dies, proliferate.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: when the stack's all one trigger it automatically puts them all on
insan3_ chooses no cards with [Core Prowler]'s ability.
[CHAT] insan3_: missclick --'
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh it's target player
[CHAT] NARFNra: ok cool
zachwheels casts [Hypnotic Siren].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i love hypnotic siren
Turn 8: insan3_
insan3_ plays [Forest].
[CHAT] zachwheels: i woulda loved it 
[CHAT] zachwheels: like 9 turns ago
[CHAT] NARFNra: tru
insan3_ casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] NARFNra: hapatra is back for blood
insan3_ activates an ability of [Whispersilk Cloak] targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] (Equip {2}).
[CHAT] insan3_: revenge
[CHAT] zachwheels: hmm
Turn 9: NARFNra
[CHAT] insan3_: Just kidding haha
NARFNra plays [Cascading Cataracts].
[CHAT] NARFNra: well i might as well see what happen- wait. aha
NARFNra activates an ability of [Night Dealings]. (X is 4) ( Search your library for a nonland card with converted mana cost X, reveal it, and put it into you...).
[CHAT] zachwheels: that pretty good 
NARFNra reveals [Champion of Rhonas].
NARFNra casts [Champion of Rhonas].
[CHAT] zachwheels: eek
[CHAT] insan3_: Oh no
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Elemental Bond] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 3 or greater enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: :)
NARFNra draws a card with [Elemental Bond]'s ability.
Turn 9: zachwheels
zachwheels casts [Niblis of Frost].
NARFNra is being attacked by [Hypnotic Siren].
[CHAT] NARFNra: smh
[CHAT] NARFNra: here i am at 28 life
[CHAT] zachwheels: you spooked me
[CHAT] NARFNra: wait oh god
[CHAT] NARFNra: i can be proliferated to 10 
Turn 9: insan3_
NARFNra is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] NARFNra: as expected
[CHAT] insan3_: =P
zachwheels casts [Crib Swap] targeting [Champion of Rhonas].
[CHAT] NARFNra: wow 
[CHAT] insan3_: WOW
[CHAT] zachwheels: oops
[CHAT] zachwheels: shrou
[CHAT] zachwheels: lmao
zachwheels puts triggered ability from [Niblis of Frost] onto the stack targeting [Champion of Rhonas] (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, tap target creature an opponent controls. That crea...).
zachwheels puts triggered ability from [Niblis of Frost] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[CHAT] NARFNra: that's life
[CHAT] zachwheels: forgot
[CHAT] NARFNra: rip night dealings
[CHAT] NARFNra: i didn't have anything worth using in hand anyway lol
zachwheels's [Crib Swap] creates a Shapeshifter token under NARFNra's control.
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey at least it's a warrior
[CHAT] NARFNra: on theme
NARFNra has been dealt 10 total damage by insan3_'s commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Shapeshifter] token (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: i see
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[CHAT] zachwheels: so sorry
insan3_ casts [Plague Boiler].
[CHAT] insan3_: keep calm
[CHAT] NARFNra: hoo boy
[CHAT] zachwheels: in my white blue deck i dont know if i can handle artifacts
[CHAT] insan3_: I have a bomb
Turn 10: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: hmm that's kinda weird hoenstly, you should get more white artifact/enchantment removal
[CHAT] zachwheels: i have it
[CHAT] NARFNra: there's this nice one called saltblast which is just all nonwhite permanents too
[CHAT] zachwheels: but i ont know how much
NARFNra plays [Forest].
[CHAT] NARFNra: hmmmmmmm
[CHAT] NARFNra: this never works anyway but im curious how many ill get this time
[CHAT] NARFNra: ill bet 4
[CHAT] zachwheels: no
NARFNra casts [Rally the Horde].
[CHAT] zachwheels: okay
[Rally the Horde] removed 1 lands and 2 non-lands.
NARFNra's [Rally the Horde] creates two Warrior tokens.
[CHAT] NARFNra: 2
[CHAT] NARFNra: nice
NARFNra activates an ability of [Mask of Memory] targeting [Warrior] token (Equip {1}).
[CHAT] insan3_: LOL
[CHAT] NARFNra: it is such a terrible card
[CHAT] zachwheels: thought it was the scramble
[CHAT] NARFNra: nah
[CHAT] NARFNra: not in this deck
Turn 10: zachwheels
[CHAT] zachwheels: ramp hooo
[CHAT] NARFNra: i only run it in the other one because it's "spellslinger"-ish and reduces the costs of instants and sorceries and also b/c all its creatures suck
[CHAT] NARFNra: still so sad about that rhonas dude :(
zachwheels casts [Magnifying Glass].
zachwheels puts triggered ability from [Niblis of Frost] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[CHAT] NARFNra: WAIT A MINUTE
[CHAT] NARFNra: I CAN
NARFNra activates an ability of [Reassembling Skeleton] ( Return Reassembling Skeleton from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: Yes.
[CHAT] NARFNra: power move
zachwheels casts [Manalith].
zachwheels puts triggered ability from [Niblis of Frost] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[CHAT] NARFNra: might want to autoyield to that prowess
insan3_ is being attacked by [Niblis of Frost].
NARFNra is being attacked by [Hypnotic Siren].
[CHAT] zachwheels: yeh getting used to mtgo
[CHAT] NARFNra: ye
Turn 10: insan3_
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Plague Boiler] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a plague counter on Plague Boiler.).
NARFNra is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] NARFNra: im still like 90% certain that this game is gonna end with hapatra commander damaging me
[CHAT] NARFNra: just like, ogre's cleaver, bam
[CHAT] insan3_: HAHAH
NARFNra has been dealt 12 total damage by insan3_'s commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Hypnotic Siren] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
[CHAT] zachwheels: hey
[CHAT] zachwheels: why
[CHAT] zachwheels: thats rude
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: it flies
[CHAT] NARFNra: dangerous
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[CHAT] insan3_: Sorry, her fly ;-;
insan3_ casts [Cinderhaze Wretch].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i think the next deck i wanna make is an equipment one
[CHAT] zachwheels: resolves
[CHAT] NARFNra: there's so much mediore equipment in pdh
Turn 11: NARFNra
[CHAT] insan3_: Kamba?
[CHAT] NARFNra: probably
[CHAT] NARFNra: alright... hmm....
[CHAT] NARFNra: tfw plague boiler over there
[CHAT] insan3_: *Kemba
NARFNra plays [Gruul Guildgate].
[CHAT] NARFNra: alright as much as i want the night dealings counters
[CHAT] NARFNra: i will NOT attack you zach
[CHAT] NARFNra: remember this
[CHAT] NARFNra: my gift to you
[CHAT] zachwheels: :D
[CHAT] NARFNra: instead 
[CHAT] NARFNra: even though plague boiler is out
[CHAT] NARFNra: i really need to do this
NARFNra casts [In Garruk's Wake].
[CHAT] zachwheels: uhm
[CHAT] insan3_: WOW
[CHAT] zachwheels: uhmmmm
[CHAT] NARFNra: all that value just to kill like 3 tokens and hapatra
[CHAT] insan3_: So rude
[CHAT] zachwheels: its okay
[CHAT] NARFNra: its ok boiler was gonna kill em anyway
insan3_ is being attacked by [Reassembling Skeleton], [Warrior] token, and [Warrior] token.
[CHAT] zachwheels: truth
[CHAT] insan3_: or not
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Mask of Memory] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw two cards. If you do, dis...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Night Dealings] onto the stack (Whenever a source you control deals damage to another player, put that many theft counters on Nigh...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Night Dealings] onto the stack (Whenever a source you control deals damage to another player, put that many theft counters on Nigh...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Night Dealings] onto the stack (Whenever a source you control deals damage to another player, put that many theft counters on Nigh...).
NARFNra draws two cards with [Mask of Memory]'s ability.
NARFNra discards [Conqueror's Galleon].
Turn 11: zachwheels
zachwheels plays [Island].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i dont think ive been able to crew galleon all game lol
zachwheels casts [Isperia the Inscrutable].
[CHAT] NARFNra: yay isperia
[CHAT] NARFNra: you should make a clue, clues are fun
Turn 11: insan3_
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Plague Boiler] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a plague counter on Plague Boiler.).
[CHAT] zachwheels: plague boiler says no
[CHAT] NARFNra: you're gonna sac the clue anyway right :)
insan3_ casts [Lockjaw Snapper].
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh boy
Turn 12: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: alright lets see
[CHAT] insan3_: let's take it easy
NARFNra casts [Treasured Find] targeting [Thaumatic Compass].
[CHAT] insan3_: I do not want to explode anything
[CHAT] zachwheels: debating whats in my deck t o stop plague
NARFNra returns [Thaumatic Compass] to its owner's hand with [Treasured Find].
NARFNra casts [Thaumatic Compass].
[CHAT] zachwheels: fine
[CHAT] zachwheels: you can ramp now
[CHAT] NARFNra: :)
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Thaumatic Compass] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, if you control seven or more lands, transform Thaumatic Compass...).
insan3_ activates an ability of [Plague Boiler] ( Put a plague counter on Plague Boiler or remove a plague counter from it.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: unbelievable
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Plague Boiler] onto the stack (When Plague Boiler has 3 or more plague counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, destroy all nonla...).
[CHAT] zachwheels: :(
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Lockjaw Snapper] onto the stack (When Lockjaw Snapper dies, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature with a -1/-1 counter on it.).
[CHAT] zachwheels: mean
[CHAT] NARFNra: aw man i was gonna
[CHAT] NARFNra: activate night dealings in response
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh well
[CHAT] insan3_: Sorry
[CHAT] NARFNra: 's alright
[CHAT] NARFNra: just the curse of mtgo
[CHAT] insan3_: But my situation was bad
[CHAT] NARFNra: and i did in garruk's wake lmao
Turn 12: zachwheels
zachwheels plays [Island].
[CHAT] zachwheels: whos got good stuff
[CHAT] NARFNra: definitely not me
zachwheels casts [Alhammarret, High Arbiter].
[CHAT] NARFNra: lol
NARFNra reveals their hand to [Alhammarret, High Arbiter]'s ability, containing [Forest], [Mortuary Mire], [Death Denied], [Aphetto Dredging], and [Petrified Wood-Kin].
insan3_ reveals their hand to [Alhammarret, High Arbiter]'s ability, containing [Elfhame Sanctuary], [Puppeteer Clique], [Extinguish All Hope], and [Glistening Oil].
[CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Puppeteer Clique[sU] has a Disadvantageous bug.  Creatures returned with Puppeteer Clique are exiled at the end of any turn, not just the controller's
[CHAT] NARFNra: ooh puppeteer clique
[CHAT] insan3_: Ohhhh noooo
[CHAT] NARFNra: AND the good wipe
zachwheels names Death Denied.
[CHAT] NARFNra: wow
NARFNra activates an ability of [Reassembling Skeleton] ( Return Reassembling Skeleton from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.).
Turn 12: insan3_
insan3_ casts [Elfhame Sanctuary].
[CHAT] NARFNra: im glad to see alhammarret getting played though
[CHAT] NARFNra: poor guy sees like no play
[CHAT] zachwheels: in mono fliers
Turn 13: NARFNra
NARFNra casts [Aphetto Dredging] targeting [Boldwyr Intimidator], and [Moriok Replica].
NARFNra returns [Boldwyr Intimidator] and [Moriok Replica] to their owner's hand with [Aphetto Dredging].
[CHAT] zachwheels: dont make me a coward
NARFNra casts [Moriok Replica].
[CHAT] NARFNra: :)
insan3_ is being attacked by [Reassembling Skeleton].
[CHAT] insan3_: =[
[CHAT] NARFNra: ur at 32 shh
Turn 13: zachwheels
[CHAT] zachwheels: okay
[CHAT] zachwheels: edh all star
zachwheels casts [Sphinx of the Chimes].
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh sphinx of the chimes
[CHAT] insan3_: WOW
[CHAT] NARFNra: you know where that's really good
[CHAT] NARFNra: relentless rats decks
insan3_ is being attacked by [Alhammarret, High Arbiter].
Turn 13: insan3_
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Elfhame Sanctuary] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that ca...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: :thinking: maybe i should have treasured finded in garruk's wake
insan3_ reveals [Swamp].
insan3_ skips their draw step.
insan3_ plays [Swamp].
insan3_ casts [Puppeteer Clique].
[CHAT] NARFNra: who's it targeting
[CHAT] insan3_: zach
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Puppeteer Clique] onto the stack targeting [Archon of Redemption] (When Puppeteer Clique enters the battlefield, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyar...).
[CHAT] zachwheels: my fliers :(
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Archon of Redemption] onto the stack (Whenever Archon of Redemption or another creature with flying enters the battlefield under your co...).
NARFNra is being attacked by [Archon of Redemption].
[CHAT] NARFNra: ya really gotta do this to me eh
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Puppeteer Clique] onto the stack (Exile Archon of Redemption at the beginning of the next end step.).
NARFNra casts [Fling] targeting [Puppeteer Clique] (The chosen target will be damaged when this spell resolves).
[CHAT] NARFNra: petty vengeance
[CHAT] insan3_: WOW
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Puppeteer Clique] onto the stack (Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefiel...).
[CHAT] insan3_: WHAT
[CHAT] NARFNra: :)
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Archon of Redemption] onto the stack (Whenever Archon of Redemption or another creature with flying enters the battlefield under your co...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: some free life
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Puppeteer Clique] onto the stack targeting [Moriok Replica] (When Puppeteer Clique enters the battlefield, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyar...).
[CHAT] zachwheels: nice black mana there
Turn 14: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: HEY LKOOK WHAT I FOUND
NARFNra casts [Elvish Skysweeper].
[CHAT] zachwheels: hey
[CHAT] zachwheels: heyyy
[CHAT] NARFNra: :)
[CHAT] zachwheels: how bout we dont
[CHAT] insan3_: LOL
[CHAT] NARFNra: just gonna keep this around as Insurance
[CHAT] zachwheels: okay insane
[CHAT] zachwheels: time to be floated on
NARFNra casts [Bartel Runeaxe].
[CHAT] NARFNra: god these old legends cards and their nonsensical color pie abilities
[CHAT] NARFNra: i guess green can get vigilance though
[CHAT] NARFNra: there's that thing from innistrad
NARFNra plays [Forest].
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Puppeteer Clique] onto the stack (Exile Moriok Replica at the beginning of the next end step.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: there's that bug
[CHAT] insan3_: ;-;
Turn 14: zachwheels
[CHAT] NARFNra: so zach how about you don't attck me
[CHAT] zachwheels: but
[CHAT] NARFNra: i mean let's be rational about this who's at 30 life
[CHAT] zachwheels: would you be my friend
[CHAT] NARFNra: and has a board wipe in hand
[CHAT] NARFNra: sure zach i'll be your friend
zachwheels casts [Sphinx of Uthuun].
[CHAT] insan3_: Make a wise choice
[CHAT] zachwheels: fact or fiction was banned from pd
zachwheels puts triggered ability from [Sphinx of Uthuun] onto the stack (When Sphinx of Uthuun enters the battlefield, reveal the top five cards of your library. An oppone...).
zachwheels chooses NARFNra.
[CHAT] NARFNra: hmmm
[CHAT] zachwheels: 5/0
[CHAT] zachwheels: huh
[CHAT] NARFNra: how about 4/0
[CHAT] NARFNra: 4/1
[CHAT] zachwheels: sure
[CHAT] insan3_: =O
[CHAT] NARFNra: well if itll let me-
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh
zachwheels puts [Island], [Argent Sphinx], [Isolation Zone], [Emeria Shepherd], [Island] into their hand with [Sphinx of Uthuun].
[CHAT] NARFNra: sighs
[CHAT] NARFNra: didnt let me drag
zachwheels plays [Island].
[CHAT] zachwheels: tanks
[CHAT] NARFNra: was gonna try to keep out emeria lol
[CHAT] zachwheels: its coo
[CHAT] zachwheels: i wont play that
insan3_ is being attacked by [Sphinx of the Chimes] and [Alhammarret, High Arbiter].
[Puppeteer Clique] blocks [Alhammarret, High Arbiter].
[CHAT] zachwheels: even the field
[CHAT] NARFNra: i just realized petrified wood kin is not death deniedable
[CHAT] insan3_: I'm sad
Turn 14: insan3_
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Elfhame Sanctuary] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that ca...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey on the bright side at least i didn't fling kill hapatra
insan3_ chooses not to use [Elfhame Sanctuary]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: i really considered it
[CHAT] NARFNra: waiting until next play lol
[CHAT] insan3_: =[
insan3_ casts [Extinguish All Hope].
[CHAT] zachwheels: sure
NARFNra activates an ability of [Reassembling Skeleton] ( Return Reassembling Skeleton from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.).
Turn 15: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Mortuary Mire].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Mortuary Mire] onto the stack targeting [Elvish Skysweeper] (When Mortuary Mire enters the battlefield, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on...).
[CHAT] zachwheels: i dont like that
[CHAT] NARFNra: i had no choice
NARFNra casts [Brighthearth Banneret].
[CHAT] zachwheels: you had choices
[CHAT] NARFNra: MAYBE i did....
NARFNra casts [Boldwyr Intimidator].
[CHAT] zachwheels: welp to bad im a cowar
[CHAT] NARFNra: well i guess... maybe... we're no longer friends zach
zachwheels is being attacked by [Reassembling Skeleton].
[CHAT] zachwheels: :(
[CHAT] NARFNra: here's your old buddy reassembling skeleton again
[CHAT] insan3_: plot twist
Turn 15: zachwheels
zachwheels plays [Island].
zachwheels casts [Uyo, Silent Prophet].
[CHAT] NARFNra: if i hadn't forgotten to activate it id have dropped the equipment that auto attaches to warriors and gives them haste
[CHAT] NARFNra: and then reassembling skeleton would be a 3/2 all the time :_
Turn 15: insan3_
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Elfhame Sanctuary] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that ca...).
insan3_ chooses not to use [Elfhame Sanctuary]'s ability.
insan3_ casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
insan3_ casts [Rampant Growth].
[CHAT] NARFNra: nice rampant growth art
[CHAT] insan3_: thx
Turn 16: NARFNra
NARFNra activates an ability of [Boldwyr Intimidator] targeting [Uyo, Silent Prophet] ( Target creature becomes a Coward until end of turn.).
[CHAT] zachwheels: hey i wasnt blocking
[CHAT] NARFNra: just had to make sure my friend
zachwheels is being attacked by [Boldwyr Intimidator], [Brighthearth Banneret], and [Reassembling Skeleton].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i guess i should have cowarded the hapatra actually.
[CHAT] NARFNra: well either way
NARFNra casts [Petrified Wood-Kin].
[CHAT] NARFNra: finally getting this dumb thing out of my hand
[CHAT] insan3_: WOW
[CHAT] zachwheels: uhmmmm
NARFNra casts [Elvish Skysweeper].
zachwheels casts [Dissipate] targeting [Elvish Skysweeper].
[CHAT] NARFNra: aww
[CHAT] zachwheels: none of that
[CHAT] NARFNra: fair
[CHAT] insan3_: '-'
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh hey alhammaret's dead
[CHAT] zachwheels: sorta
[CHAT] NARFNra: but dissipate gets me again i see
[CHAT] NARFNra: fair, fair
[CHAT] zachwheels: but theres no elf in your grave
[CHAT] NARFNra: true
Turn 16: zachwheels
[CHAT] NARFNra: i guess maybe pro instants only applies on the battlefield
zachwheels plays [Island].
zachwheels casts [Isolation Zone].
zachwheels puts triggered ability from [Isolation Zone] onto the stack targeting [Petrified Wood-Kin] (When Isolation Zone enters the battlefield, exile target creature or enchantment an opponent contr...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: since otherwise woodkin wouldnt need to say it was uncounterable. except for som dovescape
[CHAT] insan3_: muhahaha
[CHAT] NARFNra: not gonna uyo it?
[CHAT] NARFNra: ph
[CHAT] NARFNra: its an enchamtnet
[CHAT] NARFNra: nvm
zachwheels casts [Dungeon Geists].
zachwheels puts triggered ability from [Dungeon Geists] onto the stack targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] (When Dungeon Geists enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creatur...).
[CHAT] insan3_: NOOO PLS
NARFNra is being attacked by [Uyo, Silent Prophet].
[CHAT] zachwheels: youve bullied me
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah that's fair
[CHAT] insan3_: Is safe Narf
Turn 16: insan3_
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Elfhame Sanctuary] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that ca...).
insan3_ chooses not to use [Elfhame Sanctuary]'s ability.
insan3_ casts [Grafted Exoskeleton].
[CHAT] insan3_: SO CLOSE
[CHAT] NARFNra: nO
[CHAT] NARFNra: NO
[CHAT] zachwheels: safe
insan3_ activates an ability of [Grafted Exoskeleton] targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] (Equip {2}).
[CHAT] insan3_: SOOO CLOSE
insan3_ casts [Renegade Map].
Turn 17: NARFNra
NARFNra activates an ability of [Grim Backwoods] ( Draw a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Grim Backwoods]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh lol
NARFNra activates an ability of [Reassembling Skeleton] ( Return Reassembling Skeleton from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.).
NARFNra casts [Unstoppable Ash].
[CHAT] insan3_: I've never hated a skeleton so much ... From He-man
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Unstoppable Ash] onto the stack (Champion a Treefolk or Warrior).
[CHAT] NARFNra: its probably done like 3 damage all game
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's trying its hardest
[CHAT] zachwheels: to me :(
insan3_ is being attacked by [Boldwyr Intimidator] and [Brighthearth Banneret].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i am fully expecting slip through space or something from hapatra
[CHAT] NARFNra: double strike
[CHAT] NARFNra: might of oaks
Turn 17: zachwheels
[CHAT] insan3_: Nothins this
[CHAT] NARFNra: zach can also just kill me in two turns or so
zachwheels activates an ability of [Blighted Cataract] ( Draw two cards.).
zachwheels draws two cards with [Blighted Cataract]'s ability.
zachwheels plays [Island].
NARFNra is being attacked by [Uyo, Silent Prophet].
[CHAT] NARFNra: attackin me and not the infect 21 lifer
[CHAT] NARFNra: i see how it is
[CHAT] zachwheels: plans
Turn 17: insan3_
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Elfhame Sanctuary] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that ca...).
insan3_ activates an ability of [Renegade Map] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your li...).
insan3_ reveals [Swamp].
insan3_ chooses not to use [Elfhame Sanctuary]'s ability.
insan3_ plays [Swamp].
insan3_ casts [Nest of Scarabs].
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh no
insan3_ casts [Glistening Oil] targeting [Brighthearth Banneret].
[CHAT] NARFNra: slowly killing me... unless i somehow give it +10/+10
Turn 18: NARFNra
[CHAT] insan3_: HAHAHAHA
[CHAT] NARFNra: hmmm
[CHAT] NARFNra: what an interesting topdeck
[CHAT] insan3_: Hummm
[CHAT] zachwheels: mmmm tasty
insan3_ is being attacked by [Boldwyr Intimidator].
[CHAT] insan3_: =[
NARFNra casts [Hedonist's Trove].
[CHAT] zachwheels: :(
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Hedonist's Trove] onto the stack targeting insan3_ (When Hedonist's Trove enters the battlefield, exile all cards from target opponent's graveyard.).
[CHAT] insan3_: WHY
[CHAT] NARFNra: i can play those...
NARFNra casts [Plague Boiler].
[CHAT] insan3_: HAHA
[CHAT] zachwheels: :(
[CHAT] NARFNra: anyway im actually out of time rip
zachwheels casts [Thunderclap Wyvern].
[CHAT] NARFNra: gg everyone you two have fun
NARFNra has conceded from the game.
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Glistening Oil] onto the stack (When Glistening Oil is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Glistening Oil to its own...).
NARFNra is now a watcher.
[CHAT] zachwheels: had lethal on him
[CHAT] NARFNra: yep
Turn 18: zachwheels
[CHAT] insan3_: WOW my snaks =S
zachwheels casts [Goliath Sphinx].
insan3_ is being attacked by [Thunderclap Wyvern], [Dungeon Geists], and [Uyo, Silent Prophet].
Turn 18: insan3_
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Elfhame Sanctuary] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that ca...).
insan3_ chooses not to use [Elfhame Sanctuary]'s ability.
[CHAT] insan3_: gg
[CHAT] zachwheels: gg
[CHAT] insan3_: Funny game
[CHAT] insan3_: Thx for time
insan3_ has conceded from the game.
Winner: zachwheels
Game 1 Completed.
zachwheels has left the game.
insan3_ has left the game.