Squire: "Squire t4 vs RedderTory"
Game 582692438
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IronicGentleman joined the game.
RedderTory chooses to play first.
RedderTory keeps this hand.
IronicGentleman keeps this hand.
Turn 1: RedderTory
RedderTory skips their draw step.
RedderTory plays [Mountain].
Turn 1: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Island].
Turn 2: RedderTory
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: no turn 1 lackey
RedderTory plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: this is good
RedderTory casts [Sparksmith].
[CHAT] RedderTory: lol
IronicGentleman discards [Ash Barrens].
IronicGentleman cycles [Ash Barrens].
[CHAT] RedderTory: on the minus side
IronicGentleman reveals [Plains].
[CHAT] RedderTory: T2 Sparksmith
Turn 2: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Plains].
IronicGentleman casts [Crystalline Sliver].
rndfunction has started watching.
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: uhhuh?
Turn 3: RedderTory
RedderTory plays [Mountain].
RedderTory casts [Goblin Matron].
[CHAT] rndfunction: I'd rather be facing either of you
IronicGentleman returns [Island] to its owner's hand with with [Daze]'s ability.
IronicGentleman casts [Daze] using an alternate cost targeting [Goblin Matron].
[CHAT] RedderTory: lol
[CHAT] RedderTory: fucking daze in the 3c deck
Turn 3: IronicGentleman
[CHAT] rndfunction: One of you more than the other ;)
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: l m a o
[CHAT] rndfunction: ikr?
IronicGentleman plays [Island].
IronicGentleman casts [Sinew Sliver].
RedderTory is being attacked by [Crystalline Sliver].
Turn 4: RedderTory
RedderTory plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: it works, that's the best part
[CHAT] RedderTory: ok i'll just tell you
[CHAT] RedderTory: my draw this game was a bunch of lands
[CHAT] RedderTory: bolt, sparksmith, stingscourger, matron
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: LOL
[CHAT] RedderTory: perfect if you DIDN'T have T2 Crystalline
[CHAT] RedderTory: but does nothing if you do
[CHAT] RedderTory: lol
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: crystalline sliver op
[CHAT] RedderTory: gg
RedderTory has conceded from the game.
Winner: IronicGentleman
Game 1 Completed.
IronicGentleman has left the game.
[CHAT] rndfunction: And pitches to force!
Game 582693192
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RedderTory joined the game.
RedderTory chooses to play first.
RedderTory keeps this hand.
IronicGentleman mulligans to 6 cards.
IronicGentleman keeps this hand.
Turn 1: RedderTory
IronicGentleman put a card on top of IronicGentleman's library.
RedderTory skips their draw step.
Turn 1: IronicGentleman
[CHAT] RedderTory: well shit
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: uh
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: I even waited like 10 seconds
IronicGentleman plays [Plains].
IronicGentleman casts [Plated Sliver].
Turn 2: RedderTory
[CHAT] RedderTory: yes and it took me literally one more second to figure out what had happened
[CHAT] RedderTory: ah well
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: rip
[CHAT] RedderTory: this is just like me being on the draw but you get an extra card
[CHAT] RedderTory: shouldn't be too hard lol
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: l m a o yup
RedderTory plays [Mountain].
RedderTory casts [Lightning Bolt] targeting [Plated Sliver].
Turn 2: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Island].
[CHAT] rndfunction: Like you're playing against Manaless Dredge
IronicGentleman casts [Crystalline Sliver].
Turn 3: RedderTory
RedderTory plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: right
RedderTory casts [Goblin Recruiter].
[CHAT] RedderTory: besides
RedderTory puts triggered ability from [Goblin Recruiter] onto the stack (When Goblin Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for any number of Goblin cards a...).
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: oh dear
[CHAT] RedderTory: a t2 recruiter fixes everyything
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: you're not wrong
[CHAT] rndfunction: But Red. I NEED you to win
[CHAT] RedderTory: lol
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: you don't want to play sliverstill in the finals?
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: come on :(
[CHAT] RedderTory: i need you to lose lynx
[CHAT] rndfunction: D:
[CHAT] rndfunction: This is the part of the show where RedderTory takes forever
RedderTory reveals [Goblin Ringleader].
RedderTory reveals [Goblin Matron].
RedderTory reveals [Beetleback Chief].
RedderTory reveals [Beetleback Chief].
RedderTory reveals [Beetleback Chief].
RedderTory reveals [Goblin General].
RedderTory put a card on top of RedderTory's library.
RedderTory put a card on top of RedderTory's library.
RedderTory put a card on top of RedderTory's library.
RedderTory put a card on top of RedderTory's library.
RedderTory put a card on top of RedderTory's library.
RedderTory put a card on top of RedderTory's library.
[CHAT] rndfunction: Stacking your deck is not for the faint of heart
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: In the process of building this deck originally
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: I softlocked a game with recruiter
Turn 3: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman casts [Sinew Sliver].
IronicGentleman plays [Terramorphic Expanse].
RedderTory is being attacked by [Crystalline Sliver].
[CHAT] RedderTory: ya it takes so much game power
[CHAT] RedderTory: that if you ctrl + Z it
[CHAT] RedderTory: the game softlocks
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: the game explodes
Turn 4: RedderTory
[CHAT] RedderTory: so i've decided that being slower and better beats being fast and undoing
[CHAT] RedderTory: idk why i came to that conclusion
RedderTory plays [Mountain].
RedderTory casts [Goblin General].
IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Terramorphic Expanse] ( Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle yo...).
Turn 4: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman casts [Sidewinder Sliver].
IronicGentleman casts [Sidewinder Sliver].
RedderTory is being attacked by [Sinew Sliver] and [Crystalline Sliver].
Turn 5: RedderTory
RedderTory plays [Mountain].
RedderTory casts [Goblin Ringleader].
[CHAT] rndfunction: I think Spencer has left the building
[CHAT] RedderTory: well it's been 11 minutes
[CHAT] RedderTory: so i guess you win :(
IronicGentleman casts [Hydroblast] targeting [Goblin Ringleader] (Counter target spell if it's red.).
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: lag?
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: what the lag
[CHAT] rndfunction: Well not my preferred way but w/e
Turn 5: IronicGentleman
[CHAT] RedderTory: fucking crystalline sliver
[CHAT] RedderTory: both games were in the bag for me
[CHAT] rndfunction: Just play Pestilence
[CHAT] RedderTory: except you had fucking crystalline sliver
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: l m a o
RedderTory is being attacked by [Sidewinder Sliver], [Sidewinder Sliver], [Sinew Sliver], and [Crystalline Sliver].
[CHAT] rndfunction: Er... Pyrohemia
IronicGentleman plays [Plains].
Turn 6: RedderTory
[CHAT] rndfunction: You literally can
RedderTory plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: now I want to build a pyrohemia deck
RedderTory casts [Beetleback Chief].
RedderTory puts triggered ability from [Beetleback Chief] onto the stack (When Beetleback Chief enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.).
RedderTory's [Beetleback Chief] creates two Goblin tokens.
Turn 6: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman discards [Ash Barrens].
IronicGentleman cycles [Ash Barrens].
RedderTory has conceded from the game.
Winner: IronicGentleman
Game 2 Completed.
Match Winner: IronicGentleman: 2–0
[CHAT] rndfunction: That'd be sweet
IronicGentleman has left the game.