Commander
Please no cEDH win cons and please no kingmaking e.g. via conceding.
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jonesdarryn,Magical_Hacker,CURYxCRYPTSLYPx,BroDuhGoat

== Game 1 (878314814) ==
[Time] 1716008786
[15:06:32] PDBot has started watching.
[15:06:41] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: hi everyone
[15:06:43] BroDuhGoat chooses to play first.
[15:06:43] BroDuhGoat chooses [Alela, Artful Provocateur] as their commander.
[15:06:43] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx chooses [Pantlaza, Sun-Favored] as their commander.
[15:06:43] jonesdarryn chooses [Child of Alara] as their commander.
[15:06:43] Magical_Hacker chooses [Etali, Primal Storm] as their commander.
[15:06:47] [CHAT] jonesdarryn: gl hf
[15:06:51] [CHAT] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx: howdy glhf
[15:06:51] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: you too
[15:06:54] BroDuhGoat mulligans to seven cards.
[15:06:57] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx mulligans to seven cards.
[15:07:03] jonesdarryn begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[15:07:07] Magical_Hacker begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[15:07:16] BroDuhGoat mulligans to six cards.
[15:07:21] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx mulligans to six cards.
[15:07:26] BroDuhGoat mulligans to five cards.
[15:07:35] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand.
[15:07:47] [CHAT] BroDuhGoat: i have mulliganed to 5 cards no lands
[15:07:50] BroDuhGoat mulligans to four cards.
[15:08:19] BroDuhGoat puts three cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with four cards in hand.
[15:08:19] Turn 1: BroDuhGoat
[15:08:26] [CHAT] BroDuhGoat: 4*
[15:08:35] BroDuhGoat plays [Plains].
[15:08:40] [CHAT] jonesdarryn: ive had 4 hands in a row with no lands
[15:08:53] Turn 1: CURYxCRYPTSLYPx
[15:08:59] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx plays [Bountiful Promenade].
[15:09:24] Turn 1: jonesdarryn
[15:09:31] jonesdarryn plays [Fabled Passage].
[15:09:51] Turn 1: Magical_Hacker
[15:10:01] Magical_Hacker plays [Wooded Foothills].
[15:10:03] [CHAT] BroDuhGoat: glad im not alone
[15:10:05] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Wooded Foothills] ( Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.).
[15:10:42] Turn 2: BroDuhGoat
[15:10:59] BroDuhGoat plays [Shipwreck Marsh].
[15:11:13] Turn 2: CURYxCRYPTSLYPx
[15:11:33] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx plays [Forest].
[15:11:54] Turn 2: jonesdarryn
[15:12:03] jonesdarryn plays [Hanweir Battlements].
[15:12:23] Turn 2: Magical_Hacker
[15:12:56] Magical_Hacker plays [Spikefield Cave].
[15:13:12] Turn 3: BroDuhGoat
[15:13:22] BroDuhGoat plays [Swamp].
[15:13:41] Turn 3: CURYxCRYPTSLYPx
[15:13:50] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx plays [Rugged Prairie].
[15:14:01] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx casts [Rites of Flourishing].
[15:14:12] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx plays [Mountain].
[15:14:24] jonesdarryn activates an ability of [Fabled Passage] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then...).
[15:15:17] Turn 3: jonesdarryn
[15:15:22] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rites of Flourishing] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.).
[15:15:26] jonesdarryn draws a card with [Rites of Flourishing]'s ability.
[15:15:34] jonesdarryn plays [Terramorphic Expanse].
[15:15:40] jonesdarryn activates an ability of [Terramorphic Expanse] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.).
[15:15:50] jonesdarryn plays [Temple of the False God].
[15:16:07] Turn 3: Magical_Hacker
[15:16:13] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rites of Flourishing] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.).
[15:16:20] Magical_Hacker draws a card with [Rites of Flourishing]'s ability.
[15:16:27] Magical_Hacker plays [Mountain].
[15:16:29] Magical_Hacker plays [Mountain].
[15:16:34] Magical_Hacker casts [Gauntlet of Might].
[15:17:02] Turn 4: BroDuhGoat
[15:17:05] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rites of Flourishing] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.).
[15:17:11] BroDuhGoat draws a card with [Rites of Flourishing]'s ability.
[15:17:17] BroDuhGoat plays [Island].
[15:17:26] BroDuhGoat casts [Alela, Artful Provocateur].
[15:17:35] BroDuhGoat plays [Plains].
[15:17:54] Turn 4: CURYxCRYPTSLYPx
[15:17:58] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rites of Flourishing] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.).
[15:18:10] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx draws a card with [Rites of Flourishing]'s ability.
[15:18:18] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx plays [Mountain].
[15:18:21] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx plays [Plains].
[15:18:51] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx casts [Pantlaza, Sun-Favored].
[15:19:00] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Pantlaza, Sun-Favored] onto the stack (Whenever Pantlaza, Sun-Favored or another Dinosaur enters the battlefield under your control, you ...).
[15:19:08] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx reveals [Cryptolith Rite] with [Pantlaza, Sun-Favored]'s ability.
[15:19:12] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx casts [Cryptolith Rite].
[15:19:26] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx casts [Llanowar Elves].
[15:19:56] Turn 4: jonesdarryn
[15:20:12] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rites of Flourishing] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.).
[15:20:20] jonesdarryn draws a card with [Rites of Flourishing]'s ability.
[15:20:26] jonesdarryn plays [Snow-Covered Mountain].
[15:20:36] jonesdarryn casts [Preordain].
[15:20:52] jonesdarryn scrys 2 (1 top, 1 bottom).
[15:20:52] jonesdarryn draws a card with [Preordain].
[15:20:55] jonesdarryn plays [Snow-Covered Swamp].
[15:21:15] jonesdarryn casts [Explosive Vegetation].
[15:21:47] Turn 4: Magical_Hacker
[15:22:06] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rites of Flourishing] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.).
[15:22:14] Magical_Hacker draws a card with [Rites of Flourishing]'s ability.
[15:22:21] Magical_Hacker plays [Mountain].
[15:22:29] Magical_Hacker casts [Batterskull].
[15:22:32] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Batterskull] onto the stack (Living weapon (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ cre...).
[15:22:40] Magical_Hacker's [Batterskull] creates a Phyrexian Germ Token.
[15:22:48] Magical_Hacker casts [Stranglehold].
[15:22:57] Magical_Hacker plays [Shatterskull, the Hammer Pass].
[15:23:18] Turn 5: BroDuhGoat
[15:23:27] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rites of Flourishing] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.).
[15:23:32] BroDuhGoat draws a card with [Rites of Flourishing]'s ability.
[15:23:37] BroDuhGoat plays [Prairie Stream].
[15:24:03] BroDuhGoat casts [Sower of Temptation].
[15:24:11] BroDuhGoat puts triggered ability from [Sower of Temptation] onto the stack targeting [Pantlaza, Sun-Favored] (When Sower of Temptation enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature for as long as So...).
[15:24:45] Magical_Hacker is being attacked by [Alela, Artful Provocateur]
[15:25:05] Magical_Hacker has been dealt 2 total damage by BroDuhGoat's commander, [Alela, Artful Provocateur].
[15:25:19] Turn 5: CURYxCRYPTSLYPx
[15:25:22] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rites of Flourishing] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.).
[15:25:30] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx draws a card with [Rites of Flourishing]'s ability.
[15:25:41] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx plays [Forest].
[15:25:47] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx plays [Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth].
[15:26:10] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx casts [Zetalpa, Primal Dawn].
[15:27:01] Turn 5: jonesdarryn
[15:27:12] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rites of Flourishing] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.).
[15:27:20] jonesdarryn draws a card with [Rites of Flourishing]'s ability.
[15:27:34] jonesdarryn plays [Bojuka Bog].
[15:27:41] jonesdarryn puts triggered ability from [Bojuka Bog] onto the stack targeting jonesdarryn (When Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield, exile target player's graveyard.).
[15:27:54] jonesdarryn plays [Snow-Covered Plains].
[15:28:09] jonesdarryn casts [Structural Distortion] targeting [Gauntlet of Might].
[15:28:49] Turn 5: Magical_Hacker
[15:29:01] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rites of Flourishing] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.).
[15:29:09] Magical_Hacker draws a card with [Rites of Flourishing]'s ability.
[15:29:40] Magical_Hacker casts [Moraug, Fury of Akoum].
[15:30:11] Magical_Hacker plays [Demolition Field].
[15:30:13] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Moraug, Fury of Akoum] onto the stack (Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if it's your main phase, there's an add...).
[15:30:32] BroDuhGoat casts [Petty Theft] targeting [Moraug, Fury of Akoum].
[15:30:41] BroDuhGoat returns [Moraug, Fury of Akoum] to its owner's hand with [Petty Theft].
[15:30:58] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Moraug, Fury of Akoum] onto the stack (At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures you control.).
[15:31:15] jonesdarryn is being attacked by [Phyrexian Germ Token]
[15:32:49] jonesdarryn is being attacked by [Phyrexian Germ Token]
[15:33:34] jonesdarryn casts [Kaya's Guile].
[15:33:34] Chosen mode: Each opponent sacrifices a creature.
[15:33:34] Chosen mode: Exile all opponents' graveyards.
[15:33:34] Chosen mode: Create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.
[15:33:34] Chosen mode: You gain 4 life. 
[15:33:49] jonesdarryn's [Kaya's Guile] creates a Spirit Token.
[15:34:10] Turn 6: BroDuhGoat
[15:34:21] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rites of Flourishing] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.).
[15:34:28] BroDuhGoat draws a card with [Rites of Flourishing]'s ability.
[15:34:36] BroDuhGoat plays [Godless Shrine].
[15:35:21] BroDuhGoat casts [Empyrean Eagle].
[15:36:24] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx is being attacked by [Sower of Temptation] and [Alela, Artful Provocateur]
[15:36:41] [Zetalpa, Primal Dawn] blocks [Alela, Artful Provocateur].
[15:37:10] BroDuhGoat casts [Kaya's Guile].
[15:37:10] Chosen mode: Each opponent sacrifices a creature.
[15:37:10] Chosen mode: Create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.
[15:37:13] BroDuhGoat's [Kaya's Guile] creates a Spirit Token.
[15:37:42] Turn 6: CURYxCRYPTSLYPx
[15:37:45] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rites of Flourishing] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.).
[15:37:53] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx draws a card with [Rites of Flourishing]'s ability.
[15:37:59] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx plays [Forest].
[15:38:11] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx plays [Boulderloft Pathway].
[15:38:33] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx casts [Etali, Primal Storm].
[15:38:47] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx casts [Thaumatic Compass].
[15:39:21] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Thaumatic Compass] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, if you control seven or more lands, transform Thaumatic Compass...).
[15:39:25] [Thaumatic Compass] transforms into [Spires of Orazca].
[15:39:39] Turn 6: jonesdarryn
[15:39:48] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rites of Flourishing] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.).
[15:39:58] jonesdarryn draws a card with [Rites of Flourishing]'s ability.
[15:40:37] BroDuhGoat has conceded from the game.
[15:40:40] BroDuhGoat loses the game.
[15:40:40] BroDuhGoat is now a watcher.
[15:40:40] BroDuhGoat has stopped watching.
[15:41:02] jonesdarryn casts [Utter End] targeting [Stranglehold].
[15:42:07] jonesdarryn casts [Diabolic Revelation]. (X is 2).
[15:42:24] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: yikes
[15:42:39] Turn 6: Magical_Hacker
[15:42:57] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rites of Flourishing] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.).
[15:43:12] Magical_Hacker draws a card with [Rites of Flourishing]'s ability.
[15:43:26] Magical_Hacker casts [Ferocification].
[15:43:36] Couldn't put triggered ability from [Ferocification] on the stack.
[15:44:06] Turn 7: CURYxCRYPTSLYPx
[15:44:11] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rites of Flourishing] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.).
[15:44:34] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx draws a card with [Rites of Flourishing]'s ability.
[15:45:01] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx casts [Mana Flare].
[15:45:30] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx casts [Genesis Wave]. (X is 11).
[15:45:41] Magical_Hacker casts [Tibalt's Trickery] targeting [Genesis Wave].
[15:45:42] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Tibalt's Trickery[sU] has an advantageous bug.
Tibalt's Trickery allows the person casting a spell using it to cast a spell that was milled and then exiled by an effect like Dryad MIlitant
[15:45:49] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx mills [Authority of the Consuls], [Wooded Bastion], and [Marauding Raptor].
[15:45:59] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx casts [Ashaya, Soul of the Wild].
[15:46:33] Magical_Hacker is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm]
[15:46:34] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[15:46:43] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx casts [Endless Atlas].
[15:47:16] Turn 7: jonesdarryn
[15:47:29] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rites of Flourishing] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.).
[15:47:36] jonesdarryn draws a card with [Rites of Flourishing]'s ability.
[15:47:48] jonesdarryn plays BroDuhGoat.
[15:49:01] jonesdarryn casts CURYxCRYPTSLYPx. (X is 10).
[15:49:08] jonesdarryn draws ten cards with CURYxCRYPTSLYPx.
[15:50:09] jonesdarryn casts [Farewell].
[15:50:09] Chosen mode: Exile all artifacts.
[15:50:09] Chosen mode: Exile all creatures.
[15:50:09] Chosen mode: Exile all enchantments.
[15:50:09] Chosen mode: Exile all graveyards.
[15:50:27] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Batterskull] ( Return Batterskull to its owner's hand.).
[15:51:30] jonesdarryn casts [Reshape the Earth].
[15:53:27] jonesdarryn casts [Child of Alara].
[15:54:00] Magical_Hacker casts [Chaos Warp] targeting [The World Tree].
[15:54:03] jonesdarryn reveals [Razaketh's Rite].
[15:54:30] Turn 7: Magical_Hacker
[15:54:45] Magical_Hacker plays [Mountain].
[15:54:52] Magical_Hacker casts [Batterskull].
[15:54:56] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Batterskull] onto the stack (Living weapon (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ cre...).
[15:55:01] Magical_Hacker's [Batterskull] creates a Phyrexian Germ Token.
[15:55:31] Turn 8: CURYxCRYPTSLYPx
[15:56:23] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx casts [Pantlaza, Sun-Favored].
[15:56:29] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Pantlaza, Sun-Favored] onto the stack (Whenever Pantlaza, Sun-Favored or another Dinosaur enters the battlefield under your control, you ...).
[15:56:37] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx reveals 3 cards with [Pantlaza, Sun-Favored]'s ability: [Forest], [Zacama, Primal Calamity], and [Rampaging Ferocidon].
[15:56:43] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx casts [Rampaging Ferocidon].
[15:56:57] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Demolition Field] targeting [Diamond Valley] ( Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. That land's controller may search their librar...).
[15:57:35] Couldn't put triggered ability from [Pantlaza, Sun-Favored] on the stack.
[15:57:43] Turn 8: jonesdarryn
[15:58:25] jonesdarryn activates an ability of [Thespian's Stage] targeting [Cabal Coffers] ( Thespian's Stage becomes a copy of target land, except it has this ability.).
[15:58:56] jonesdarryn activates an ability of [Deserted Temple] targeting [Cabal Coffers] ( Untap target land.).
[15:59:23] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Crypt, I think we need each other to in order to have any chance against this Child deck with 15 cards, a bajillion mana, and 40 life.
[15:59:27] jonesdarryn casts [Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre].
[16:00:28] jonesdarryn puts triggered ability from [Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre] onto the stack targeting [Spires of Orazca] (When you cast this spell, destroy target permanent.).
[16:00:58] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rampaging Ferocidon] onto the stack (Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, Rampaging Ferocidon deals 1 damage to that creat...).
[16:01:17] jonesdarryn activates an ability of [Hanweir Battlements] targeting [Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre] ( Target creature gains haste until end of turn.).
[16:01:34] jonesdarryn casts [Kozilek, Butcher of Truth].
[16:01:36] jonesdarryn puts triggered ability from [Kozilek, Butcher of Truth] onto the stack (When you cast this spell, draw four cards.).
[16:01:47] [CHAT] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx: thats fair
[16:01:51] jonesdarryn draws four cards with [Kozilek, Butcher of Truth]'s ability.
[16:02:02] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx puts triggered ability from [Rampaging Ferocidon] onto the stack (Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, Rampaging Ferocidon deals 1 damage to that creat...).
[16:02:16] [CHAT] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx: i think ee're fucked honestly
[16:02:32] jonesdarryn casts [Hour of Promise].
[16:03:10] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: yea
[16:03:30] jonesdarryn activates an ability of [Kessig Wolf Run] targeting [Child of Alara]. (X is 11) ( Target creature gets +X/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.).
[16:03:34] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: that stranglehold was holding back the horror
[16:03:57] Magical_Hacker is being attacked by [Child of Alara]
CURYxCRYPTSLYPx is being attacked by [Kozilek, Butcher of Truth] and [Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre]
[16:03:58] jonesdarryn puts triggered ability from [Kozilek, Butcher of Truth] onto the stack (Annihilator 4 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices four permanents.)).
[16:03:59] jonesdarryn puts triggered ability from [Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre] onto the stack (Annihilator 4 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices four permanents.)).
[16:04:19] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx sacrifices [Plains].
[16:04:20] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx sacrifices [Mountain].
[16:04:22] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx sacrifices [Forest].
[16:04:24] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx sacrifices [Forest].
[16:04:39] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx has conceded from the game.
[16:04:45] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx loses the game.
[16:04:46] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx is now a watcher.
[16:04:55] [Phyrexian Germ Token] blocks [Child of Alara].
[16:05:04] [CHAT] jonesdarryn: gg
[16:05:13] Magical_Hacker has been dealt 13 total damage by jonesdarryn's commander, [Child of Alara].
[16:05:24] [CHAT] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx: gg
[16:05:33] Turn 8: Magical_Hacker
[16:05:52] Magical_Hacker discards [Smoldering Crater].
[16:05:52] Magical_Hacker cycles [Smoldering Crater].
[16:06:23] Magical_Hacker casts [Blasphemous Act].
[16:06:46] jonesdarryn puts triggered ability from [Child of Alara] onto the stack (When Child of Alara dies, destroy all nonland permanents. They can't be regenerated.).
[16:06:49] jonesdarryn puts triggered ability from [Kozilek, Butcher of Truth] onto the stack (When Kozilek, Butcher of Truth is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their gra...).
[16:07:15] CURYxCRYPTSLYPx has stopped watching.
[16:07:23] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: GG WP
[16:07:30] Turn 9: jonesdarryn
[16:07:41] [CHAT] jonesdarryn: u2
[16:08:14] jonesdarryn activates an ability of [Kessig Wolf Run] targeting [Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre]. (X is 22) ( Target creature gets +X/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.).
[16:08:30] Magical_Hacker is being attacked by [Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre]
[16:08:31] jonesdarryn puts triggered ability from [Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre] onto the stack (Annihilator 4 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices four permanents.)).
[16:08:48] Magical_Hacker sacrifices [Spikefield Cave].
[16:08:50] Magical_Hacker sacrifices [Shatterskull, the Hammer Pass].
[16:08:51] Magical_Hacker sacrifices [Mountain].
[16:08:53] Magical_Hacker sacrifices [Mountain].
[16:09:10] jonesdarryn wins the game.
Winner: jonesdarryn
Game 1 Completed.
[16:09:21] jonesdarryn has left the game.