PennyDreadful
PD League
BuggedCardObserver,LeagueObserver,PennyDreadfulLegality
datrobino,BirdsAndBees

== Game 1 (852561940) ==
[Time] 1696007249
[20:07:30] PDBot has started watching.
[20:07:31] datrobino joined the game.
[League] The Circle of Life by birdsandbees (226441) vs Bibbsribbs by datrobino (226416)
[20:07:32] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[20:07:33] BirdsAndBees chooses to play first.
[20:07:40] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: why would you do this
[20:07:42] BirdsAndBees begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[20:08:00] datrobino begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[20:08:00] Turn 1: BirdsAndBees
[20:08:02] BirdsAndBees skips their draw step.
[20:08:05] BirdsAndBees plays [Plains].
[20:08:11] Turn 1: datrobino
[20:08:13] [CHAT] datrobino: im giving you a free win
[20:08:22] [CHAT] datrobino: this deck sucks and i want it to lose so i can stop playing it
[20:08:28] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: ok, I thought you had decided we both deserved pain lol
[20:08:34] [CHAT] datrobino: but no one has managed it yet
[20:08:37] datrobino plays [Irrigated Farmland].
[20:08:38] datrobino exiles [Lotus Bloom] with 3 time counters.
[20:08:38] datrobino puts three time counters on [Lotus Bloom].
[20:08:44] Turn 2: BirdsAndBees
[20:08:47] BirdsAndBees plays [Isolated Chapel].
[20:08:51] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: ok this is fine
[20:09:04] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: I thought you were like, encouraging me to play wave so you could make us play the cancer mirror
[20:09:08] BirdsAndBees casts [Mesmeric Fiend].
[20:09:09] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting datrobino (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...).
[20:09:17] [CHAT] datrobino: i was really hoping you were playing a silence deck
[20:09:34] datrobino reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Tameshi, Reality Architect], [Patron of the Moon], [Yavimaya Coast], [Oona, Queen of the Fae], and [Tameshi, Reality Architect].
[20:09:38] Turn 2: datrobino
[20:09:39] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Lotus Bloom] onto the stack (Suspend 3{0} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[20:09:41] datrobino removes a time counter from [Lotus Bloom].
[20:09:45] datrobino plays [Yavimaya Coast].
[20:09:48] datrobino casts [Time of Need].
[20:09:56] datrobino reveals [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel].
[20:10:01] Turn 3: BirdsAndBees
[20:10:19] BirdsAndBees plays [Caves of Koilos].
[20:10:32] BirdsAndBees casts [Mesmeric Fiend].
[20:10:32] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting datrobino (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...).
[20:10:43] datrobino reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Tameshi, Reality Architect], [Patron of the Moon], [Oona, Queen of the Fae], and [Tameshi, Reality Architect].
[20:10:47] datrobino is being attacked by [Mesmeric Fiend]
[20:10:56] Turn 3: datrobino
[20:10:57] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Lotus Bloom] onto the stack (Suspend 3{0} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[20:10:59] [CHAT] datrobino: you kept this hand thinking it was the mirror?
[20:11:02] datrobino removes a time counter from [Lotus Bloom].
[20:11:13] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: I drew one of those
[20:11:15] Turn 4: BirdsAndBees
[20:11:16] [CHAT] datrobino: ah
[20:11:19] BirdsAndBees plays [Plains].
[20:11:25] BirdsAndBees casts [Parallax Wave].
[20:11:33] datrobino has conceded from the game.
[20:11:33] BirdsAndBees wins the game.
Winner: BirdsAndBees
Game 1 Completed.

== Game 2 (852562338) ==
[Time] 1696007556
[20:12:36] PDBot has started watching.
[20:12:41] datrobino chooses to play first.
[20:12:47] datrobino begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[20:12:49] BirdsAndBees begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[20:12:49] Turn 1: datrobino
[20:12:52] datrobino skips their draw step.
[20:12:54] datrobino plays [Island].
[20:12:55] datrobino exiles [Lotus Bloom] with 3 time counters.
[20:12:55] datrobino puts three time counters on [Lotus Bloom].
[20:12:59] Turn 1: BirdsAndBees
[20:13:02] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp].
[20:13:04] BirdsAndBees casts [Duress] targeting datrobino.
[20:13:07] datrobino casts [Spell Pierce] targeting [Duress].
[20:13:13] Turn 2: datrobino
[20:13:13] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Lotus Bloom] onto the stack (Suspend 3{0} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[20:13:15] datrobino removes a time counter from [Lotus Bloom].
[20:13:20] Turn 2: BirdsAndBees
[20:13:24] BirdsAndBees plays [Isolated Chapel].
[20:13:29] Turn 3: datrobino
[20:13:29] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Lotus Bloom] onto the stack (Suspend 3{0} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[20:13:31] datrobino removes a time counter from [Lotus Bloom].
[20:13:44] Turn 3: BirdsAndBees
[20:13:48] BirdsAndBees plays [Plains].
[20:13:53] [CHAT] datrobino: my average mv of cards drawn this match is above 5
[20:13:59] Turn 4: datrobino
[20:13:59] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Lotus Bloom] onto the stack (Suspend 3{0} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[20:14:00] datrobino removes a time counter from [Lotus Bloom].
[20:14:01] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Lotus Bloom] onto the stack (Suspend 3{0} (When the last time counter is removed from the suspended card, cast it without p...).
[20:14:04] datrobino casts [Lotus Bloom].
[20:14:09] datrobino plays [Hinterland Harbor].
[20:14:21] Turn 4: BirdsAndBees
[20:14:26] BirdsAndBees plays [Kabira Plateau].
[20:14:31] Turn 5: datrobino
[20:14:36] datrobino plays [Island].
[20:14:40] datrobino casts [Time of Need].
[20:14:43] datrobino reveals [Tameshi, Reality Architect].
[20:14:50] Turn 5: BirdsAndBees
[20:15:06] Turn 6: datrobino
[20:15:29] [CHAT] datrobino: what are you even bluffing?
[20:15:33] [CHAT] datrobino: ereboss intervention?
[20:15:42] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: I'm not bluffing anything lol this is actually the play
[20:15:45] [CHAT] datrobino: just a removal spell
[20:15:50] [CHAT] datrobino: i cant tell
[20:15:53] [CHAT] datrobino: is this like
[20:15:54] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: I'm not allowed to tap for reasons
[20:16:02] [CHAT] datrobino: hm
[20:16:10] datrobino casts [Phyrexian Revoker].
[20:16:11] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Phyrexian Revoker[sU] has an advantageous bug.
If a card is manifested and would normally require a choice as it enters the battlefield, it incorrectly prompts you for that choice
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[20:16:22] datrobino names Parallax Wave for [Phyrexian Revoker].
[20:16:34] BirdsAndBees casts [Restoration Angel].
[20:16:36] Couldn't put triggered ability from [Restoration Angel] on the stack.
[20:16:38] Turn 6: BirdsAndBees
[20:16:45] datrobino is being attacked by [Restoration Angel]
[20:16:52] BirdsAndBees casts [Mesmeric Fiend].
[20:16:55] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting datrobino (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...).
[20:17:08] datrobino reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Repeal], [Iona, Shield of Emeria], [Patron of the Moon], [Spell Pierce], and [Repeal].
[20:17:13] Turn 7: datrobino
[20:17:18] datrobino casts [Sleight of Hand].
[20:17:23] datrobino casts [Sleight of Hand].
[20:17:29] datrobino plays [Glacial Fortress].
[20:17:37] Turn 7: BirdsAndBees
[20:17:40] BirdsAndBees plays [Caves of Koilos].
[20:18:02] BirdsAndBees casts [Wasteland Strangler].
[20:18:12] datrobino casts [Repeal] targeting [Mesmeric Fiend]. (X is 2).
[20:18:18] datrobino returns [Mesmeric Fiend] to its owner's hand with [Repeal].
[20:18:18] datrobino draws a card with [Repeal].
[20:18:18] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.).
[20:18:26] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Wasteland Strangler] onto the stack targeting [Phyrexian Revoker] (When Wasteland Strangler enters the battlefield, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile in...).
[20:18:46] datrobino is being attacked by [Restoration Angel]
[20:18:53] Turn 8: datrobino
[20:18:57] datrobino plays [Yavimaya Coast].
[20:19:00] datrobino casts [Tameshi, Reality Architect].
[20:19:23] datrobino returns [Island] to its owner's hand with with [Tameshi, Reality Architect]'s ability.
[20:19:23] datrobino activates an ability of [Tameshi, Reality Architect] targeting [Lotus Bloom]. (X is 0) ({XW}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Return target artifact or enchantment card wi...).
[20:19:23] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Tameshi, Reality Architect] onto the stack (Whenever one or more noncreature permanents are returned to hand, draw a card. This ability trigge...).
[20:19:31] BirdsAndBees discards [Touch the Spirit Realm].
[20:19:31] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Touch the Spirit Realm] targeting [Tameshi, Reality Architect] ( Exile target artifact or creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the ...).
[20:19:39] datrobino draws a card with [Tameshi, Reality Architect]'s ability.
[20:19:51] datrobino casts [Tameshi, Reality Architect].
[20:19:58] datrobino returns [Island] to its owner's hand with with [Tameshi, Reality Architect]'s ability.
[20:19:58] datrobino activates an ability of [Tameshi, Reality Architect] targeting [Lotus Bloom]. (X is 0) ({XW}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Return target artifact or enchantment card wi...).
[20:19:58] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Tameshi, Reality Architect] onto the stack (Whenever one or more noncreature permanents are returned to hand, draw a card. This ability trigge...).
[20:19:59] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: owned lol
[20:20:01] datrobino draws a card with [Tameshi, Reality Architect]'s ability.
[20:20:11] datrobino returns [Yavimaya Coast] to its owner's hand with with [Tameshi, Reality Architect]'s ability.
[20:20:11] datrobino activates an ability of [Tameshi, Reality Architect] targeting [Lotus Bloom]. (X is 0) ({XW}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Return target artifact or enchantment card wi...).
[20:20:19] datrobino returns [Glacial Fortress] to its owner's hand with with [Tameshi, Reality Architect]'s ability.
[20:20:19] datrobino activates an ability of [Tameshi, Reality Architect] targeting [Lotus Bloom]. (X is 0) ({XW}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Return target artifact or enchantment card wi...).
[20:20:30] datrobino returns [Hinterland Harbor] to its owner's hand with with [Tameshi, Reality Architect]'s ability.
[20:20:30] datrobino activates an ability of [Tameshi, Reality Architect] targeting [Lotus Bloom]. (X is 0) ({XW}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Return target artifact or enchantment card wi...).
[20:20:41] datrobino casts [Patron of the Moon].
[20:20:44] datrobino activates an ability of [Patron of the Moon] ( Put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.).
[20:20:51] datrobino returns [Island] to its owner's hand with with [Tameshi, Reality Architect]'s ability.
[20:20:51] datrobino activates an ability of [Tameshi, Reality Architect] targeting [Lotus Bloom]. (X is 0) ({XW}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Return target artifact or enchantment card wi...).
[20:20:57] datrobino activates an ability of [Patron of the Moon] ( Put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.).
[20:21:02] datrobino activates an ability of [Patron of the Moon] ( Put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.).
[20:21:09] datrobino returns [Hinterland Harbor] to its owner's hand with with [Tameshi, Reality Architect]'s ability.
[20:21:09] datrobino activates an ability of [Tameshi, Reality Architect] targeting [Lotus Bloom]. (X is 0) ({XW}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Return target artifact or enchantment card wi...).
[20:21:19] datrobino returns [Island] to its owner's hand with with [Tameshi, Reality Architect]'s ability.
[20:21:19] datrobino activates an ability of [Tameshi, Reality Architect] targeting [Lotus Bloom]. (X is 0) ({XW}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Return target artifact or enchantment card wi...).
[20:21:27] datrobino returns [Island] to its owner's hand with with [Tameshi, Reality Architect]'s ability.
[20:21:27] datrobino activates an ability of [Tameshi, Reality Architect] targeting [Lotus Bloom]. (X is 0) ({XW}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Return target artifact or enchantment card wi...).
[20:21:34] datrobino returns [Glacial Fortress] to its owner's hand with with [Tameshi, Reality Architect]'s ability.
[20:21:34] datrobino activates an ability of [Tameshi, Reality Architect] targeting [Lotus Bloom]. (X is 0) ({XW}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Return target artifact or enchantment card wi...).
[20:21:39] datrobino casts [Oona, Queen of the Fae].
[20:21:43] datrobino activates an ability of [Patron of the Moon] ( Put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.).
[20:21:46] BirdsAndBees has conceded from the game.
[20:21:46] datrobino wins the game.
Winner: datrobino
Game 2 Completed.

== Game 3 (852563100) ==
[Time] 1696008167
[20:22:47] PDBot has started watching.
[20:22:50] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: So I had a lot of interaction and a bunch of 4 drops I couldn't tap out for without dying basically
[20:22:53] BirdsAndBees chooses to play first.
[20:22:56] BirdsAndBees begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[20:22:57] [CHAT] datrobino: i had a spell pierce
[20:23:04] [CHAT] datrobino: so yeah
[20:23:08] datrobino begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[20:23:08] Turn 1: BirdsAndBees
[20:23:09] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: yeah so I would've played wave, had it spierced, and died
[20:23:11] BirdsAndBees skips their draw step.
[20:23:17] [CHAT] datrobino: i also had a revoker on wave
[20:23:21] BirdsAndBees plays [Plains].
[20:23:23] BirdsAndBees casts [Soul-Guide Lantern].
[20:23:27] Couldn't put triggered ability from [Soul-Guide Lantern] on the stack.
[20:23:27] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: yeah I mean before that
[20:23:38] [CHAT] datrobino: its fine tho i lost
[20:23:38] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: so I was just waiting to resto on your end step to start a clock which was basically all I had
[20:23:43] Turn 1: datrobino
[20:23:47] [CHAT] datrobino: i dont have a lotus bloom
[20:23:49] datrobino plays [Irrigated Farmland].
[20:23:53] Turn 2: BirdsAndBees
[20:23:54] [CHAT] datrobino: unwinnable
[20:23:59] BirdsAndBees plays [Shambling Vent].
[20:24:04] Turn 2: datrobino
[20:24:08] datrobino plays [Island].
[20:24:10] datrobino casts [Sleight of Hand].
[20:24:16] datrobino casts [Sleight of Hand].
[20:24:25] Turn 3: BirdsAndBees
[20:24:30] BirdsAndBees plays [Isolated Chapel].
[20:24:32] BirdsAndBees casts [Soul-Guide Lantern].
[20:24:36] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Soul-Guide Lantern] onto the stack targeting [Sleight of Hand] (When Soul-Guide Lantern enters the battlefield, exile target card from a graveyard.).
[20:24:39] Turn 3: datrobino
[20:24:44] datrobino plays [Hinterland Harbor].
[20:24:50] datrobino casts [Time of Need].
[20:25:17] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: it's ok my hand also fails to win the game apparently
[20:25:25] [CHAT] datrobino: you know i just realized that i accidentally cut my wincon
[20:25:32] datrobino reveals [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel].
[20:25:38] Turn 4: BirdsAndBees
[20:25:41] BirdsAndBees plays [Throne of the High City].
[20:25:47] Turn 4: datrobino
[20:25:51] datrobino exiles [Lotus Bloom] with 3 time counters.
[20:25:51] datrobino puts three time counters on [Lotus Bloom].
[20:25:52] datrobino plays [Irrigated Farmland].
[20:25:57] datrobino casts [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel].
[20:26:12] BirdsAndBees casts [Erebos's Intervention] targeting [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel]. (X is 2) (Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. You gain X life.).
[20:26:12] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel] onto the stack (Ward {1} (Whenever this permanent becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls,...).
[20:26:23] Turn 5: BirdsAndBees
[20:26:26] BirdsAndBees plays [Isolated Chapel].
[20:26:43] Turn 5: datrobino
[20:26:43] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Lotus Bloom] onto the stack (Suspend 3{0} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[20:26:45] datrobino removes a time counter from [Lotus Bloom].
[20:26:49] datrobino plays [Glacial Fortress].
[20:26:52] datrobino casts [Time of Need].
[20:26:56] datrobino reveals [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel].
[20:26:59] datrobino casts [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel].
[20:27:15] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Throne of the High City] ( You become the monarch.).
[20:27:18] Turn 6: BirdsAndBees
[20:27:21] BirdsAndBees plays [Plains].
[20:27:25] BirdsAndBees casts [Spirited Companion].
[20:27:26] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Spirited Companion] onto the stack (When Spirited Companion enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[20:27:28] BirdsAndBees draws a card with [Spirited Companion]'s ability.
[20:27:33] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
[20:27:38] Turn 6: datrobino
[20:27:39] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Lotus Bloom] onto the stack (Suspend 3{0} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[20:27:40] datrobino removes a time counter from [Lotus Bloom].
[20:27:52] datrobino plays [Thran Portal].
[20:28:00] datrobino chooses Forest for [Thran Portal].
[20:28:06] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: am I just gonna get owned by hardcast iona lol
[20:28:10] [CHAT] datrobino: uh
[20:28:15] [CHAT] datrobino: i have that in my deck
[20:28:16] [CHAT] datrobino: yup
[20:28:18] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel]
[20:28:21] [Spirited Companion] blocks [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel].
[20:28:30] datrobino casts [Phyrexian Revoker].
[20:28:42] datrobino names Soul-Guide Lantern for [Phyrexian Revoker].
[20:28:52] Turn 7: BirdsAndBees
[20:28:55] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp].
[20:28:58] BirdsAndBees casts [Parallax Wave].
[20:29:04] datrobino casts [Spell Pierce] targeting [Parallax Wave].
[20:29:24] datrobino activates an ability of [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel] targeting [Phyrexian Revoker] ( Another target creature you control gains protection from the card type of your choice until end ...).
[20:29:28] datrobino chooses enchantment for Pippin, Guard of the Citadel.
[20:29:37] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
[20:29:40] Turn 7: datrobino
[20:29:40] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Lotus Bloom] onto the stack (Suspend 3{0} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[20:29:44] datrobino removes a time counter from [Lotus Bloom].
[20:29:44] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Lotus Bloom] onto the stack (Suspend 3{0} (When the last time counter is removed from the suspended card, cast it without p...).
[20:29:48] datrobino casts [Lotus Bloom].
[20:30:07] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Phyrexian Revoker] and [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel]
[20:30:13] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, its controller becomes the monarch.).
[20:30:13] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, its controller becomes the monarch.).
[20:31:00] datrobino casts [Tameshi, Reality Architect].
[20:31:13] datrobino puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
[20:31:24] Turn 8: BirdsAndBees
[20:31:25] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Parallax Wave] onto the stack (Fading (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from Parallax Wave. If you can't,...).
[20:31:26] BirdsAndBees removes a fade counter from [Parallax Wave].
[20:31:29] BirdsAndBees plays [Plains].
[20:31:38] BirdsAndBees removes a fade counter from [Parallax Wave].
[20:31:38] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Parallax Wave] targeting [Tameshi, Reality Architect] ( Exile target creature.).
[20:31:42] datrobino activates an ability of [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel] targeting [Tameshi, Reality Architect] ( Another target creature you control gains protection from the card type of your choice until end ...).
[20:31:45] BirdsAndBees removes a fade counter from [Parallax Wave].
[20:31:45] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Parallax Wave] targeting [Tameshi, Reality Architect] ( Exile target creature.).
[20:31:52] datrobino's Pippin, Guard of the Citadel is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[20:31:56] BirdsAndBees's Parallax Wave is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[20:32:02] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Shambling Vent] ( Shambling Vent becomes a 2/3 white and black Elemental creature with lifelink until end of turn. ...).
[20:32:09] datrobino is being attacked by [Shambling Vent]
[20:32:13] datrobino puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, its controller becomes the monarch.).
[20:32:21] BirdsAndBees casts [Kabira Takedown] targeting [Phyrexian Revoker].
[20:32:35] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
[20:32:41] Turn 8: datrobino
[20:32:46] datrobino plays [Island].
[20:32:51] datrobino casts [Tameshi, Reality Architect].
[20:33:10] datrobino returns [Glacial Fortress] to its owner's hand with with [Tameshi, Reality Architect]'s ability.
[20:33:10] datrobino activates an ability of [Tameshi, Reality Architect] targeting [Phyrexian Revoker]. (X is 2) ({XW}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Return target artifact or enchantment card wi...).
[20:33:10] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Tameshi, Reality Architect] onto the stack (Whenever one or more noncreature permanents are returned to hand, draw a card. This ability trigge...).
[20:33:18] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Soul-Guide Lantern] ( Exile each opponent's graveyard.).
[20:33:26] BirdsAndBees removes a fade counter from [Parallax Wave].
[20:33:26] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Parallax Wave] targeting [Tameshi, Reality Architect] ( Exile target creature.).
[20:33:31] datrobino draws a card with [Tameshi, Reality Architect]'s ability.
[20:33:34] datrobino's Tameshi, Reality Architect is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[20:33:45] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel]
[20:33:51] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, its controller becomes the monarch.).
[20:34:03] datrobino puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
[20:34:12] Turn 9: BirdsAndBees
[20:34:12] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Parallax Wave] onto the stack (Fading (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from Parallax Wave. If you can't,...).
[20:34:12] [CHAT] datrobino: behold
[20:34:13] [CHAT] datrobino: the sinkening
[20:34:15] BirdsAndBees removes a fade counter from [Parallax Wave].
[20:34:22] BirdsAndBees plays [Isolated Chapel].
[20:34:25] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Shambling Vent] ( Shambling Vent becomes a 2/3 white and black Elemental creature with lifelink until end of turn. ...).
[20:34:31] datrobino is being attacked by [Shambling Vent]
[20:34:35] datrobino puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, its controller becomes the monarch.).
[20:34:41] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
[20:34:45] Turn 9: datrobino
[20:34:50] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: I just keep ripping lands
[20:35:06] [CHAT] datrobino: so im in this funny position where if this deck was built in any way that wasnt completely terribly i wouldve won 4 turns ago
[20:35:11] datrobino plays [Glacial Fortress].
[20:35:20] datrobino casts [Time of Need].
[20:35:29] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: yeah I was kind of expecting sink to favor you
[20:35:41] datrobino reveals [Oona, Queen of the Fae].
[20:35:50] datrobino casts [Sleight of Hand].
[20:36:03] datrobino casts [Wargate]. (X is 0).
[20:36:22] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel]
[20:36:27] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, its controller becomes the monarch.).
[20:36:32] datrobino puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
[20:36:42] [CHAT] datrobino: i also would be fine if i remembered to uh
[20:36:47] [CHAT] datrobino: keep an iona in the deck
[20:36:48] [CHAT] datrobino: but i didnt
[20:36:51] Turn 10: BirdsAndBees
[20:36:52] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Parallax Wave] onto the stack (Fading (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from Parallax Wave. If you can't,...).
[20:36:54] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Parallax Wave] onto the stack (When Parallax Wave leaves the battlefield, each player returns to the battlefield all cards they o...).
[20:37:05] BirdsAndBees plays [Caves of Koilos].
[20:37:14] BirdsAndBees casts [Vindicate] targeting [Tameshi, Reality Architect].
[20:37:17] datrobino activates an ability of [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel] targeting [Tameshi, Reality Architect] ( Another target creature you control gains protection from the card type of your choice until end ...).
[20:37:23] datrobino chooses sorcery for Pippin, Guard of the Citadel.
[20:37:26] BirdsAndBees's [Vindicate] is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[20:37:33] BirdsAndBees casts [Parallax Wave].
[20:37:39] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: brain down
[20:37:47] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: this is just too much pain
[20:37:55] BirdsAndBees removes a fade counter from [Parallax Wave].
[20:37:55] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Parallax Wave] targeting [Tameshi, Reality Architect] ( Exile target creature.).
[20:38:12] Turn 10: datrobino
[20:38:17] datrobino plays [Sunscorched Desert].
[20:38:20] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Sunscorched Desert] onto the stack targeting BirdsAndBees (When Sunscorched Desert enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker...).
[20:38:25] [CHAT] datrobino: why is this card in this deck
[20:38:27] [CHAT] datrobino: i dont understand
[20:38:42] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: you can combo with tameshi and the moon thing
[20:38:47] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: for inf damage
[20:38:51] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: and wargate it in if you need it
[20:38:52] [CHAT] datrobino: it literally already goes infinite with oona 
[20:39:04] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: yeah they just put a ton of random infs in it
[20:39:15] datrobino casts [Patron of the Moon].
[20:39:18] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: tutorable with wargate is a cool feature of this one
[20:39:34] [CHAT] datrobino: you know that oona is also tutorable with wargate
[20:39:36] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel]
[20:39:41] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: oh yeah true
[20:39:42] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: idk why
[20:39:52] BirdsAndBees removes a fade counter from [Parallax Wave].
[20:39:52] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Parallax Wave] targeting [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel] ( Exile target creature.).
[20:39:52] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel] onto the stack (Ward {1} (Whenever this permanent becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls,...).
[20:39:54] [CHAT] datrobino: once you have infinite mana most things are tutorable with wargate
[20:40:11] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: yeah, deck kinda just sucks
[20:40:16] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: I think I lose now no matter what btw
[20:40:18] datrobino puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
[20:40:19] [CHAT] datrobino: no
[20:40:22] [CHAT] datrobino: you definitely have won
[20:40:25] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: I have seen like no creatures
[20:40:33] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: if I find a heliod or something
[20:40:35] Turn 11: BirdsAndBees
[20:40:36] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Parallax Wave] onto the stack (Fading (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from Parallax Wave. If you can't,...).
[20:40:36] [CHAT] datrobino: i noticed
[20:40:39] BirdsAndBees removes a fade counter from [Parallax Wave].
[20:40:46] BirdsAndBees plays [Plains].
[20:40:54] [CHAT] datrobino: the issue is that i didnt decide to make my deck do anything
[20:41:03] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: same here apparently
[20:41:07] BirdsAndBees removes a fade counter from [Parallax Wave].
[20:41:07] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Parallax Wave] targeting [Patron of the Moon] ( Exile target creature.).
[20:41:14] datrobino activates an ability of [Patron of the Moon] ( Put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.).
[20:41:26] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Shambling Vent] ( Shambling Vent becomes a 2/3 white and black Elemental creature with lifelink until end of turn. ...).
[20:41:32] datrobino is being attacked by [Shambling Vent]
[20:41:34] datrobino puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, its controller becomes the monarch.).
[20:41:36] [CHAT] datrobino: you are about to see my master plan
[20:41:37] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
[20:41:40] Turn 11: datrobino
[20:41:49] [CHAT] datrobino: oh ig not yet
[20:41:52] [CHAT] datrobino: we are getting there
[20:41:57] datrobino casts [Wargate]. (X is 0).
[20:42:12] datrobino casts [Time of Need].
[20:42:17] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: are we mill gaming lol
[20:42:23] datrobino reveals [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel].
[20:42:27] datrobino casts [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel].
[20:42:39] Turn 12: BirdsAndBees
[20:42:39] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Parallax Wave] onto the stack (Fading (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from Parallax Wave. If you can't,...).
[20:42:42] BirdsAndBees removes a fade counter from [Parallax Wave].
[20:42:47] BirdsAndBees casts [Spirited Companion].
[20:42:48] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Spirited Companion] onto the stack (When Spirited Companion enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[20:42:50] BirdsAndBees draws a card with [Spirited Companion]'s ability.
[20:42:56] BirdsAndBees casts [Wasteland Strangler].
[20:43:00] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Wasteland Strangler] onto the stack targeting [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel] (When Wasteland Strangler enters the battlefield, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile in...).
[20:43:00] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel] onto the stack (Ward {1} (Whenever this permanent becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls,...).
[20:43:11] BirdsAndBees chooses [Tameshi, Reality Architect] with [Wasteland Strangler]'s ability.
[20:43:19] BirdsAndBees plays [Caves of Koilos].
[20:43:23] BirdsAndBees casts [Mesmeric Fiend].
[20:43:25] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting datrobino (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...).
[20:43:28] [CHAT] datrobino: NOOOO
[20:43:34] datrobino reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Oona, Queen of the Fae] and [Tameshi, Reality Architect].
[20:43:37] [CHAT] datrobino: wait
[20:43:37] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: wow
[20:43:43] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: natty t&n
[20:43:48] [CHAT] datrobino: you seem to think tooth and nail has text
[20:43:53] [CHAT] datrobino: bold
[20:43:55] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
[20:43:59] Turn 12: datrobino
[20:44:02] [CHAT] datrobino: i have 1 creature in my entire deck
[20:44:04] [CHAT] datrobino: its tameshi
[20:44:09] datrobino exiles [Lotus Bloom] with 3 time counters.
[20:44:09] datrobino puts three time counters on [Lotus Bloom].
[20:44:14] datrobino casts [Oona, Queen of the Fae].
[20:44:17] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: that's fine tameshi also does not have text
[20:44:50] Turn 13: BirdsAndBees
[20:44:50] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Parallax Wave] onto the stack (Fading (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from Parallax Wave. If you can't,...).
[20:44:53] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Parallax Wave] onto the stack (When Parallax Wave leaves the battlefield, each player returns to the battlefield all cards they o...).
[20:45:06] BirdsAndBees casts [Parallax Wave].
[20:45:16] BirdsAndBees removes a fade counter from [Parallax Wave].
[20:45:16] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Parallax Wave] targeting [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel] ( Exile target creature.).
[20:45:17] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Pippin, Guard of the Citadel] onto the stack (Ward {1} (Whenever this permanent becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls,...).
[20:45:31] BirdsAndBees removes a fade counter from [Parallax Wave].
[20:45:31] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Parallax Wave] targeting [Oona, Queen of the Fae] ( Exile target creature.).
[20:45:47] datrobino activates an ability of [Oona, Queen of the Fae] targeting BirdsAndBees. (X is 11) ( Choose a color. Target opponent exiles the top X cards of their library. For each card of the cho...).
[20:45:51] datrobino chooses white.
[20:45:51] datrobino's [Oona, Queen of the Fae] creates three Faerie Rogue Tokens.
[20:46:02] BirdsAndBees removes a fade counter from [Parallax Wave].
[20:46:02] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Parallax Wave] targeting [Patron of the Moon] ( Exile target creature.).
[20:46:11] [CHAT] datrobino: i hit no white cards kekw
[20:46:24] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: yeah that's surprisingly tiny lol
[20:46:30] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Shambling Vent] ( Shambling Vent becomes a 2/3 white and black Elemental creature with lifelink until end of turn. ...).
[20:46:37] datrobino is being attacked by [Wasteland Strangler], [Spirited Companion], and [Shambling Vent]
[20:46:51] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
[20:46:55] Turn 13: datrobino
[20:46:55] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Lotus Bloom] onto the stack (Suspend 3{0} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[20:46:58] datrobino removes a time counter from [Lotus Bloom].
[20:47:51] [CHAT] datrobino: do you have a cut down?
[20:47:55] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: no
[20:48:03] datrobino casts [Repeal] targeting [Soul-Guide Lantern]. (X is 1).
[20:48:10] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Soul-Guide Lantern] ( Exile each opponent's graveyard.).
[20:48:15] datrobino's [Repeal] is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[20:48:20] datrobino casts [Tameshi, Reality Architect].
[20:48:39] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: but what does that accomplish?
[20:48:52] Turn 14: BirdsAndBees
[20:48:53] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Parallax Wave] onto the stack (Fading (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from Parallax Wave. If you can't,...).
[20:48:55] BirdsAndBees removes a fade counter from [Parallax Wave].
[20:49:15] BirdsAndBees casts [Touch the Spirit Realm].
[20:49:18] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Touch the Spirit Realm] onto the stack targeting [Tameshi, Reality Architect] (When Touch the Spirit Realm enters the battlefield, exile up to one target artifact or creature un...).
[20:49:30] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Shambling Vent] ( Shambling Vent becomes a 2/3 white and black Elemental creature with lifelink until end of turn. ...).
[20:49:41] datrobino is being attacked by [Wasteland Strangler], [Spirited Companion], and [Shambling Vent]
[20:49:43] [Faerie Rogue Token] blocks [Shambling Vent].
[20:49:45] [Faerie Rogue Token] blocks [Wasteland Strangler].
[20:49:55] BirdsAndBees casts [Soul-Guide Lantern].
[20:49:58] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Soul-Guide Lantern] onto the stack targeting [Repeal] (When Soul-Guide Lantern enters the battlefield, exile target card from a graveyard.).
[20:50:04] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
[20:50:08] Turn 14: datrobino
[20:50:08] datrobino puts triggered ability from [Lotus Bloom] onto the stack (Suspend 3{0} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[20:50:10] datrobino removes a time counter from [Lotus Bloom].
[20:50:15] datrobino has conceded from the game.
[20:50:15] BirdsAndBees wins the game.
Winner: BirdsAndBees
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: BirdsAndBees: 2–1
[20:50:19] datrobino has left the game.