Commander nobody wants to work anymore or play magic BuggedCardObserver docksideextortionist,Magical_Hacker,SmackBurton,HannibalTheCannibal == Game 1 (836817048) == [Time] 1683299885 [18:18:07] PDBot has started watching. [18:18:20] Magical_Hacker chooses to play first. [18:18:20] Magical_Hacker chooses [Tajic, Blade of the Legion] as their commander. [18:18:20] HannibalTheCannibal chooses [Galazeth Prismari] as their commander. [18:18:20] SmackBurton chooses [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] as their commander. [18:18:20] docksideextortionist chooses [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow] as their commander. [18:18:24] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Hi everyone [18:18:27] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: good luck and have fun [18:18:31] Magical_Hacker mulligans to seven cards. [18:18:34] [CHAT] HannibalTheCannibal: gl hf! [18:18:36] HannibalTheCannibal begins the game with seven cards in hand. [18:18:39] SmackBurton begins the game with seven cards in hand. [18:18:47] docksideextortionist mulligans to seven cards. [18:18:50] Magical_Hacker mulligans to six cards. [18:18:59] docksideextortionist begins the game with seven cards in hand. [18:19:16] [CHAT] SmackBurton: hey gl hf [18:19:57] Magical_Hacker puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand. [18:19:57] Turn 1: Magical_Hacker [18:19:58] Magical_Hacker. [18:20:03] Magical_Hacker plays [Scalding Tarn]. [18:20:06] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Scalding Tarn] ( Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.). [18:20:22] Turn 1: HannibalTheCannibal [18:20:22] HannibalTheCannibal. [18:20:39] HannibalTheCannibal plays [Silverbluff Bridge]. [18:20:45] Turn 1: SmackBurton [18:20:45] SmackBurton. [18:20:56] SmackBurton plays docksideextortionist. [18:21:00] SmackBurton activates an ability of docksideextortionist ( Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.). [18:21:11] Turn 1: docksideextortionist [18:21:11] docksideextortionist. [18:21:20] docksideextortionist plays [Misty Rainforest]. [18:21:25] docksideextortionist activates an ability of [Misty Rainforest] ( Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.). [18:21:42] Turn 2: Magical_Hacker [18:21:43] Magical_Hacker. [18:21:53] Magical_Hacker plays [Plains]. [18:22:03] Turn 2: HannibalTheCannibal [18:22:03] HannibalTheCannibal. [18:22:21] HannibalTheCannibal plays [Island]. [18:22:25] HannibalTheCannibal casts [The Reality Chip]. [18:22:41] Turn 2: SmackBurton [18:22:41] SmackBurton. [18:22:50] SmackBurton plays [Necroblossom Snarl]. [18:23:00] SmackBurton casts [Arcane Signet]. [18:23:18] docksideextortionist casts [Thieves' Guild Enforcer]. [18:23:19] docksideextortionist puts triggered ability from [Thieves' Guild Enforcer] onto the stack (Whenever Thieves' Guild Enforcer or another Rogue enters the battlefield under your control, each ...). [18:23:23] Magical_Hacker mills [Monologue Tax] and [Wrath of God]. HannibalTheCannibal mills [Magda, Brazen Outlaw] and [Island]. SmackBurton mills [Demolition Field] and [Beast Within]. [18:23:31] Turn 2: docksideextortionist [18:23:31] docksideextortionist. [18:23:38] docksideextortionist plays [Darkslick Shores]. [18:23:50] SmackBurton is being attacked by [Thieves' Guild Enforcer] [18:24:07] docksideextortionist returns [Thieves' Guild Enforcer] to its owner's hand with with [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow]'s ability. [18:24:07] docksideextortionist activates Commander ninjutsu ability of [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow]. [18:24:12] SmackBurton has been dealt 1 total damage by docksideextortionist's commander, [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow]. [18:24:13] docksideextortionist puts triggered ability from [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow] onto the stack (Whenever a Ninja you control deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library ...). [18:24:15] docksideextortionist reveals [Swamp] with [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow]'s ability. [18:24:42] docksideextortionist discards [Ninja of the Deep Hours]. [18:24:44] Turn 3: Magical_Hacker [18:24:45] Magical_Hacker. [18:24:54] Magical_Hacker plays [Plains]. [18:25:12] Turn 3: HannibalTheCannibal [18:25:12] HannibalTheCannibal. [18:25:21] HannibalTheCannibal plays [Island]. [18:25:31] HannibalTheCannibal casts [Trail of Evidence]. [18:25:52] Turn 3: SmackBurton [18:25:52] SmackBurton. [18:26:00] SmackBurton plays [Snow-Covered Forest]. [18:26:11] SmackBurton casts [Lightning Greaves]. [18:26:23] SmackBurton casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons]. [18:26:28] SmackBurton activates an ability of [Lightning Greaves] targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] (Equip {0}). [18:26:46] docksideextortionist is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] [18:26:52] docksideextortionist has been dealt 2 total damage by SmackBurton's commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons]. [18:26:56] SmackBurton puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...). [18:27:01] SmackBurton puts a -1/-1 counter on [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow]. [18:27:01] SmackBurton puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...). [18:27:03] SmackBurton's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake Token. [18:27:12] Turn 3: docksideextortionist [18:27:12] docksideextortionist. [18:28:11] docksideextortionist plays [Swamp]. [18:28:35] Magical_Hacker is being attacked by [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow] [18:28:48] docksideextortionist returns [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow] to its owner's hand with with [Moon-Circuit Hacker]'s ability. [18:28:48] docksideextortionist activates Ninjutsu ability of [Moon-Circuit Hacker]. [18:28:54] docksideextortionist puts triggered ability from [Moon-Circuit Hacker] onto the stack (Whenever Moon-Circuit Hacker deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, disc...). [18:28:58] docksideextortionist draws a card with [Moon-Circuit Hacker]'s ability. [18:29:28] docksideextortionist discards [Consign/Oblivion]. [18:29:30] Turn 4: Magical_Hacker [18:29:30] Magical_Hacker. [18:29:38] Magical_Hacker plays [Plains]. [18:29:49] Magical_Hacker casts [Tajic, Blade of the Legion]. [18:30:02] Turn 4: HannibalTheCannibal [18:30:02] HannibalTheCannibal. [18:30:34] HannibalTheCannibal plays [Academy Ruins]. [18:30:46] HannibalTheCannibal casts [Third Path Iconoclast]. [18:31:06] Turn 4: SmackBurton [18:31:06] SmackBurton. [18:31:21] SmackBurton plays [Overgrown Tomb]. [18:31:41] SmackBurton casts [Chatterfang, Squirrel General]. [18:32:17] HannibalTheCannibal is being attacked by [Snake Token] and [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] [18:32:41] docksideextortionist has been dealt 4 total damage by SmackBurton's commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons]. [18:32:46] SmackBurton puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Tajic, Blade of the Legion] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...). [18:32:56] SmackBurton puts a -1/-1 counter on [Tajic, Blade of the Legion]. [18:32:57] SmackBurton puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...). [18:33:06] SmackBurton's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake Token. [18:33:06] SmackBurton's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Squirrel Token. [18:33:23] docksideextortionist casts [Thieves' Guild Enforcer]. [18:33:30] docksideextortionist puts triggered ability from [Thieves' Guild Enforcer] onto the stack (Whenever Thieves' Guild Enforcer or another Rogue enters the battlefield under your control, each ...). [18:33:40] Magical_Hacker mills [Karmic Justice] and [Pariah]. HannibalTheCannibal mills [Wandering Archaic] and [Apex of Power]. SmackBurton mills [Snow-Covered Forest] and [Snow-Covered Forest]. [18:33:49] Turn 4: docksideextortionist [18:33:49] docksideextortionist. [18:34:07] docksideextortionist casts [Submerge] targeting [Tajic, Blade of the Legion]. [18:34:33] Magical_Hacker is being attacked by [Thieves' Guild Enforcer] and [Moon-Circuit Hacker] [18:34:53] docksideextortionist returns [Thieves' Guild Enforcer] to its owner's hand with with [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow]'s ability. [18:34:53] docksideextortionist activates Commander ninjutsu ability of [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow]. [18:35:06] Magical_Hacker has been dealt 1 total damage by docksideextortionist's commander, [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow]. [18:35:10] docksideextortionist puts triggered ability from [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow] onto the stack (Whenever a Ninja you control deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library ...). [18:35:13] docksideextortionist puts triggered ability from [Moon-Circuit Hacker] onto the stack (Whenever Moon-Circuit Hacker deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, disc...). [18:35:13] docksideextortionist puts triggered ability from [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow] onto the stack (Whenever a Ninja you control deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library ...). [18:35:27] docksideextortionist reveals [Marsh Flats] with [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow]'s ability. [18:35:35] docksideextortionist draws a card with [Moon-Circuit Hacker]'s ability. [18:35:39] docksideextortionist discards [An Offer You Can't Refuse]. [18:35:43] docksideextortionist reveals [Tainted Pact] with [Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow]'s ability. [18:35:49] docksideextortionist plays [Marsh Flats]. [18:35:54] docksideextortionist activates an ability of [Marsh Flats] ( Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.). [18:36:13] docksideextortionist casts [Demonic Tutor]. [18:36:25] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: gotta get the thoracle [18:36:31] Turn 5: Magical_Hacker [18:36:32] Magical_Hacker. [18:36:41] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: since you just got the tainted pact [18:37:00] Magical_Hacker casts [Blasphemous Act]. [18:37:37] Turn 5: HannibalTheCannibal [18:37:37] HannibalTheCannibal. [18:37:44] HannibalTheCannibal plays [Darksteel Citadel]. [18:38:01] HannibalTheCannibal casts [Galazeth Prismari]. [18:38:06] HannibalTheCannibal puts triggered ability from [Galazeth Prismari] onto the stack (When Galazeth Prismari enters the battlefield, create a Treasure token.). [18:38:11] HannibalTheCannibal's [Galazeth Prismari] creates a Treasure Token. [18:38:17] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: if you got a wheel, go for it [18:38:18] HannibalTheCannibal casts [Faithless Looting]. [18:38:19] HannibalTheCannibal puts triggered ability from [Trail of Evidence] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, investigate.). [18:38:25] [CHAT] HannibalTheCannibal: unfortunately not [18:38:32] [CHAT] HannibalTheCannibal: trying to find an answer [18:38:37] HannibalTheCannibal investigates. [18:38:37] HannibalTheCannibal's [Trail of Evidence] creates a Clue Token. [18:38:43] HannibalTheCannibal draws two cards with [Faithless Looting]. [18:38:52] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I'm wishing you the best [18:38:58] HannibalTheCannibal discards [Treasure Map]. [18:38:58] HannibalTheCannibal discards [Island]. [18:39:22] Turn 5: SmackBurton [18:39:22] SmackBurton. [18:39:45] SmackBurton casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons]. [18:39:51] SmackBurton activates an ability of [Lightning Greaves] targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] (Equip {0}). [18:40:02] docksideextortionist is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] [18:40:13] docksideextortionist has been dealt 6 total damage by SmackBurton's commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons]. [18:40:14] SmackBurton puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Galazeth Prismari] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...). [18:40:25] SmackBurton puts a -1/-1 counter on [Galazeth Prismari]. [18:40:26] SmackBurton puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...). [18:40:29] SmackBurton's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake Token. [18:40:43] Turn 5: docksideextortionist [18:40:43] docksideextortionist. [18:41:10] docksideextortionist casts [Thassa's Oracle]. [18:41:19] docksideextortionist puts triggered ability from [Thassa's Oracle] onto the stack (When Thassa's Oracle enters the battlefield, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is y...). [18:41:25] docksideextortionist casts [Tainted Pact]. [18:41:36] HannibalTheCannibal casts [Swan Song] targeting [Tainted Pact]. [18:41:37] HannibalTheCannibal puts triggered ability from [Trail of Evidence] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, investigate.). [18:42:08] docksideextortionist exiles [Rags/Riches] with with [Misdirection]'s ability. [18:42:08] docksideextortionist casts [Misdirection] targeting [Swan Song]. [18:42:29] HannibalTheCannibal investigates. [18:42:30] HannibalTheCannibal's [Trail of Evidence] creates a Clue Token. [18:42:36] HannibalTheCannibal's [Swan Song] is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets. [18:42:45] docksideextortionist exiles [Mana Confluence]. [18:42:47] docksideextortionist exiles [Exotic Orchard]. [18:42:48] docksideextortionist exiles [Sensei's Divining Top]. [18:42:49] docksideextortionist exiles [Mindbreak Trap]. [18:42:51] [CHAT] HannibalTheCannibal: well..that was all i got [18:42:52] docksideextortionist exiles [Mana Crypt]. [18:42:53] docksideextortionist exiles [Mist-Syndicate Naga]. [18:42:54] docksideextortionist exiles [Nashi, Moon Sage's Scion]. [18:42:55] docksideextortionist exiles [Flusterstorm]. [18:42:56] docksideextortionist exiles [Clearwater Pathway]. [18:42:57] docksideextortionist exiles [Memnite]. [18:43:04] docksideextortionist exiles [City of Brass]. [18:43:04] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]City of Brass[sU] has an unclassified bug. Drain Power does not function correctly when the targeted player controls City of Brass. [18:43:05] [CHAT] HannibalTheCannibal: ggs [18:43:05] docksideextortionist exiles [Dispel]. [18:43:06] docksideextortionist exiles [Siren Stormtamer]. [18:43:07] docksideextortionist exiles [Enter the Infinite]. [18:43:08] docksideextortionist exiles [Mox Diamond]. [18:43:10] docksideextortionist exiles [Deadly Rollick]. [18:43:10] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: GG all [18:43:11] docksideextortionist exiles [Changeling Outcast]. [18:43:12] docksideextortionist exiles [Ponder]. [18:43:13] docksideextortionist exiles [Command Tower]. [18:43:14] docksideextortionist exiles [Temporal Trespass]. [18:43:15] docksideextortionist exiles [Dismember]. [18:43:30] docksideextortionist exiles [Gemstone Caverns]. [18:43:31] docksideextortionist exiles [Snow-Covered Island]. [18:43:32] docksideextortionist exiles [Wingcrafter]. [18:43:34] docksideextortionist exiles [Agadeem's Awakening]. [18:43:35] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Thoracle combo is really only accepted in explicitly cEDH games imo [18:43:35] docksideextortionist exiles [Shizo, Death's Storehouse]. [18:43:36] docksideextortionist exiles [Brainstorm]. [18:43:37] docksideextortionist exiles [Sakashima's Student]. [18:43:39] docksideextortionist exiles [Commandeer]. [18:43:40] docksideextortionist exiles [Saiba Cryptomancer]. [18:43:41] docksideextortionist exiles [Bloodstained Mire]. [18:43:42] docksideextortionist exiles [March of Swirling Mist]. [18:43:43] docksideextortionist exiles [Inkrise Infiltrator]. [18:43:44] docksideextortionist exiles [Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive]. [18:43:45] docksideextortionist exiles [Fierce Guardianship]. [18:43:48] docksideextortionist exiles [Signal Pest]. [18:43:49] docksideextortionist exiles [Mox Amber]. [18:43:50] docksideextortionist exiles [Demonic Consultation]. [18:43:50] [CHAT] HannibalTheCannibal: it should be at least [18:43:51] docksideextortionist exiles [Prosperous Thief]. [18:43:52] docksideextortionist exiles [Thousand-Faced Shadow]. [18:43:53] docksideextortionist exiles [Street Wraith]. [18:43:54] docksideextortionist exiles [Island]. [18:43:55] docksideextortionist exiles [Force of Will]. [18:44:12] [CHAT] docksideextortionist: and opinions are like bungholes; no one wants to see them jajajaja [18:44:15] docksideextortionist exiles [Spectral Sailor]. [18:44:16] docksideextortionist exiles [Scalding Tarn]. [18:44:18] docksideextortionist exiles [Cover of Darkness]. [18:44:19] docksideextortionist exiles [Universal Automaton]. [18:44:20] docksideextortionist exiles [Ornithopter]. [18:44:21] docksideextortionist exiles [Underground River]. [18:44:22] docksideextortionist exiles [Phyrexian Walker]. [18:44:23] docksideextortionist exiles [Gingerbrute]. [18:44:24] docksideextortionist exiles [Dig Through Time]. [18:44:25] docksideextortionist exiles [Shadow of Mortality]. [18:44:26] docksideextortionist exiles [Mystical Tutor]. [18:44:28] docksideextortionist exiles [Sunken Ruins]. [18:44:28] [CHAT] SmackBurton: alright peace yall [18:44:29] docksideextortionist exiles [Flooded Strand]. [18:44:30] docksideextortionist exiles [Prismatic Vista]. [18:44:30] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: you can learn or stay [18:44:31] docksideextortionist exiles [Personal Tutor]. [18:44:32] docksideextortionist exiles [Otawara, Soaring City]. [18:44:33] docksideextortionist exiles [Mausoleum Wanderer]. [18:44:33] [CHAT] HannibalTheCannibal: cya [18:44:34] docksideextortionist exiles [Slither Blade]. [18:44:35] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: ignorant [18:44:35] docksideextortionist exiles [Discovery/Dispersal]. [18:44:36] docksideextortionist exiles [Vampiric Tutor]. [18:44:38] docksideextortionist exiles [Verdant Catacombs]. [18:44:39] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: up to you [18:44:39] docksideextortionist exiles [Polluted Delta]. [18:44:39] SmackBurton has conceded from the game. [18:44:39] SmackBurton loses the game. [18:44:39] SmackBurton is now a watcher. [18:44:40] docksideextortionist exiles [Force of Negation]. [18:44:42] docksideextortionist exiles [Sea Gate Restoration]. [18:44:42] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: bye all [18:44:43] docksideextortionist exiles [Mothdust Changeling]. [18:44:44] docksideextortionist exiles [Lim-Dûl's Vault]. [18:44:45] docksideextortionist exiles [Mental Misstep]. [18:44:46] docksideextortionist exiles [Lotus Petal]. [18:44:47] docksideextortionist exiles [Imperial Seal]. [18:44:48] docksideextortionist exiles [Scroll Rack]. [18:44:49] docksideextortionist exiles [Mistblade Shinobi]. [18:44:50] docksideextortionist exiles [Ingenious Infiltrator]. [18:44:51] docksideextortionist exiles [Snow-Covered Swamp]. [18:44:52] docksideextortionist exiles [Chrome Mox]. [18:44:53] docksideextortionist exiles [Morphic Pool]. [18:44:55] docksideextortionist exiles [Faerie Seer]. [18:44:57] SmackBurton has stopped watching. [18:45:04] docksideextortionist wins the game. Winner: docksideextortionist Game 1 Completed. [18:45:16] HannibalTheCannibal has left the game. [18:45:17] [CHAT] docksideextortionist: stop playing tryhard boros control lol [18:45:25] docksideextortionist has left the game.