Commander non-cEDH strategies; don't be a pooper/scooper BuggedCardObserver DegenerateDM420,Magical_Hacker,MrgrizzlyRAGE,RequiemXternam == Game 1 (836399496) == [Time] 1682904892 [04:34:52] PDBot has started watching. [04:34:59] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: Good hello and luck. [04:35:01] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Hi everyone [04:35:03] MrgrizzlyRAGE chooses to play first. [04:35:04] MrgrizzlyRAGE chooses [Yargle and Multani] as their commander. [04:35:04] Magical_Hacker chooses [Etali, Primal Storm] as their commander. [04:35:04] RequiemXternam chooses [Malfegor] as their commander. [04:35:04] DegenerateDM420 chooses [Etali, Primal Conqueror] as their commander. [04:35:06] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: good luck and have fun [04:35:09] [CHAT] MrgrizzlyRAGE: Hello [04:35:17] MrgrizzlyRAGE begins the game with seven cards in hand. [04:35:19] Magical_Hacker begins the game with seven cards in hand. [04:35:27] RequiemXternam begins the game with seven cards in hand. [04:35:30] [CHAT] RequiemXternam: glhf all [04:35:43] DegenerateDM420 mulligans to seven cards. [04:36:00] DegenerateDM420 mulligans to six cards. [04:36:25] DegenerateDM420 puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand. [04:36:25] Turn 1: MrgrizzlyRAGE [04:36:25] MrgrizzlyRAGE. [04:36:28] MrgrizzlyRAGE plays [Tainted Wood]. [04:36:29] Turn 1: Magical_Hacker [04:36:29] Magical_Hacker. [04:36:31] acer62887 has started watching. [04:36:36] Magical_Hacker plays [Flamekin Village]. [04:36:44] Turn 1: RequiemXternam [04:36:44] RequiemXternam. [04:36:59] RequiemXternam plays [Keldon Megaliths]. [04:37:17] Turn 1: DegenerateDM420 [04:37:17] DegenerateDM420. [04:37:24] DegenerateDM420 plays [Forest]. [04:37:35] Turn 2: MrgrizzlyRAGE [04:37:35] MrgrizzlyRAGE. [04:37:39] MrgrizzlyRAGE plays [Swamp]. [04:37:46] MrgrizzlyRAGE casts [Explore]. [04:37:47] MrgrizzlyRAGE draws a card with [Explore]. [04:37:50] MrgrizzlyRAGE plays [Forest]. [04:37:53] MrgrizzlyRAGE casts [Arboreal Grazer]. [04:37:55] MrgrizzlyRAGE puts triggered ability from [Arboreal Grazer] onto the stack (When Arboreal Grazer enters the battlefield, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battl...). [04:38:11] Turn 2: Magical_Hacker [04:38:11] Magical_Hacker. [04:38:17] Magical_Hacker plays [Mountain]. [04:38:32] Turn 2: RequiemXternam [04:38:32] RequiemXternam. [04:38:56] RequiemXternam plays [Blood Crypt]. [04:39:09] Turn 2: DegenerateDM420 [04:39:09] DegenerateDM420. [04:39:16] DegenerateDM420 plays [Mountain]. [04:39:19] DegenerateDM420 casts [Fellwar Stone]. [04:39:34] Turn 3: MrgrizzlyRAGE [04:39:34] MrgrizzlyRAGE. [04:39:41] MrgrizzlyRAGE plays [Swamp]. [04:39:45] MrgrizzlyRAGE casts [Swiftfoot Boots]. [04:39:51] MrgrizzlyRAGE activates an ability of [Swiftfoot Boots] targeting [Arboreal Grazer] (Equip {1}). [04:40:06] Turn 3: Magical_Hacker [04:40:06] Magical_Hacker. [04:40:18] Magical_Hacker plays Magical_Hacker. [04:40:22] Magical_Hacker casts RequiemXternam. [04:40:32] Turn 3: RequiemXternam [04:40:32] RequiemXternam. [04:40:57] RequiemXternam discards DegenerateDM420. [04:40:58] Turn 3: DegenerateDM420 [04:40:58] DegenerateDM420. [04:41:05] [CHAT] RequiemXternam: oh my god I was not paying attention [04:41:06] [CHAT] RequiemXternam: huge L [04:41:13] DegenerateDM420 plays [Mountain]. [04:41:15] [CHAT] MrgrizzlyRAGE: oh no [04:41:43] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: its harder to do that if you "No Possible Play: Yield All" [04:41:55] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: and then you're not having to f6 through opponents' turns [04:42:08] DegenerateDM420 casts [Migration Path]. [04:42:22] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I like right clicking upkeep and pressing yield until here my turn [04:42:31] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I find it's faster than tapping out [04:42:37] Turn 4: MrgrizzlyRAGE [04:42:37] MrgrizzlyRAGE. [04:42:43] [CHAT] RequiemXternam: ahhhh that's a good tip thank you [04:42:54] MrgrizzlyRAGE plays [Rogue's Passage]. [04:43:08] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I try to share it when I can since it makes playing easier [04:43:09] MrgrizzlyRAGE casts [Migratory Greathorn] for its mutate cost targeting [Arboreal Grazer]. [04:43:25] [Migratory Greathorn] merges with [Arboreal Grazer] on the bottom of the mutated creature. (It is now a [Arboreal Grazer] with [Migratory Greathorn] below it.) [04:43:26] MrgrizzlyRAGE puts triggered ability from [Arboreal Grazer] onto the stack (Whenever this creature mutates, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlef...). [04:43:36] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: that's faster?! [04:43:39] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: yep [04:43:43] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: to right click at each opponents upkeep? [04:43:55] Turn 4: Magical_Hacker [04:43:55] Magical_Hacker. [04:43:56] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Just once per round [04:44:02] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: right click, drop-down, left-click [04:44:20] [CHAT] MrgrizzlyRAGE: Im a boomer, I press 6 [04:44:27] Magical_Hacker plays [Hanweir Battlements]. [04:44:32] Magical_Hacker casts [Vance's Blasting Cannons]. [04:44:43] Turn 4: RequiemXternam [04:44:43] RequiemXternam. [04:44:43] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: yep just once per round of the table when needed [04:44:43] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: naw, you are a TRUE boomer like me if your default is still F6 [04:44:50] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: but wait [04:44:54] [CHAT] RequiemXternam: anyone wanna give me an Azusa effect so I can make up for the missed land drop? :v [04:45:02] RequiemXternam plays [Command Tower]. [04:45:07] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: "yield until here my turn" is what you said [04:45:13] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: what actual option are you clicking? [04:45:28] RequiemXternam casts [Strixhaven Stadium]. [04:45:42] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: So, on my turn, if I have nothing else to do until my next turn, I click three times, and I'm set until my next turn [04:45:52] Turn 4: DegenerateDM420 [04:45:52] DegenerateDM420. [04:45:53] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: click what? [04:46:15] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Right click "Upkeep", under "my turn" click "yield here" [04:46:19] DegenerateDM420 plays [Forest]. [04:46:25] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: It's only two clicks, my bad [04:46:47] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: you mean "yield until here"? [04:47:24] DegenerateDM420 casts [Gruul Signet]. [04:47:30] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: It's the second option when you hover on "my turn" after right clicking "upkeep" [04:47:37] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: on the bar [04:47:56] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: right the one that says "yield UNTIL here"? [04:48:12] DegenerateDM420 casts [Escape to the Wilds]. [04:48:21] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: click that normally, like left click [04:48:28] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: yep [04:48:35] DegenerateDM420 plays [Mountain]. [04:48:47] DegenerateDM420 casts [Farseek]. [04:49:09] Turn 5: MrgrizzlyRAGE [04:49:09] MrgrizzlyRAGE. [04:49:29] MrgrizzlyRAGE casts [Yargle and Multani]. [04:49:36] MrgrizzlyRAGE activates an ability of [Swiftfoot Boots] targeting [Yargle and Multani] (Equip {1}). [04:49:49] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: I *almost* brought my new Yargle & Multani deck [04:49:59] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: but I've tested it a few times and this one only once so far [04:50:08] [CHAT] MrgrizzlyRAGE: its cool I am making etali in paper [04:50:10] DegenerateDM420 is being attacked by [Yargle and Multani] [04:50:21] DegenerateDM420 has been dealt 18 total damage by MrgrizzlyRAGE's commander, [Yargle and Multani]. [04:50:28] Turn 5: Magical_Hacker [04:50:29] Magical_Hacker. [04:50:29] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Vance's Blasting Cannons] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. If it's a nonland card, you m...). [04:50:29] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: it's probably gonna earn you a lot of hate at the tables [04:50:36] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: so far this commander seems really busted [04:50:50] [CHAT] MrgrizzlyRAGE: I agree [04:51:01] [CHAT] MrgrizzlyRAGE: but it seems so dang fun [04:51:02] Magical_Hacker plays [Desert of the Fervent]. [04:51:21] Magical_Hacker casts [Lithoform Engine]. [04:51:25] RequiemXternam puts a point counter on [Strixhaven Stadium]. [04:51:41] Turn 5: RequiemXternam [04:51:41] RequiemXternam. [04:51:51] RequiemXternam plays [Sulfurous Mire]. [04:52:06] [CHAT] RequiemXternam: well with the multani threat on board it's punishement time [04:52:12] RequiemXternam casts [Dark Ritual]. [04:52:27] RequiemXternam puts a point counter on [Strixhaven Stadium]. [04:52:27] RequiemXternam casts [Malfegor]. [04:52:34] RequiemXternam puts triggered ability from [Malfegor] onto the stack (When Malfegor enters the battlefield, discard your hand. Each opponent sacrifices a creature for e...). [04:52:46] RequiemXternam discards [Infernal Tutor]. [04:52:46] RequiemXternam discards [Victimize]. [04:52:46] RequiemXternam discards [Myr Retriever]. [04:52:46] RequiemXternam discards [Vandalblast]. [04:52:46] RequiemXternam discards [Electric Revelation]. [04:52:51] MrgrizzlyRAGE sacrifices [Arboreal Grazer]. [04:52:52] MrgrizzlyRAGE sacrifices [Yargle and Multani]. [04:53:02] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: yeah it's hard to keep that 18 power on board in my experience [04:53:02] [CHAT] MrgrizzlyRAGE: I understand [04:53:21] Turn 5: DegenerateDM420 [04:53:21] DegenerateDM420. [04:53:46] DegenerateDM420 plays [Mountain]. [04:54:41] DegenerateDM420 casts [Etali, Primal Conqueror]. [04:54:48] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Conqueror] onto the stack (When Etali, Primal Conqueror enters the battlefield, each player exiles cards from the top of thei...). [04:55:14] DegenerateDM420 casts [Magus of the Moon]. [04:55:29] DegenerateDM420 casts [Sign in Blood] targeting DegenerateDM420. [04:55:32] DegenerateDM420 casts [Nyxbloom Ancient]. [04:55:39] [CHAT] MrgrizzlyRAGE: oh my [04:55:52] DegenerateDM420 draws two cards with [Sign in Blood]. [04:56:19] [CHAT] MrgrizzlyRAGE: value [04:56:22] DegenerateDM420 casts [Jaxis, the Troublemaker] for its blitz cost. [04:56:39] DegenerateDM420 discards [Mountain]. [04:56:39] DegenerateDM420 activates an ability of [Jaxis, the Troublemaker] targeting [Etali, Primal Conqueror] ( Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control. It gains haste and 'When thi...). [04:56:43] DegenerateDM420's [Jaxis, the Troublemaker] creates an Etali, Primal Conqueror. [04:56:55] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Conqueror] onto the stack (When Etali, Primal Conqueror enters the battlefield, each player exiles cards from the top of thei...). [04:56:55] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Conqueror] onto the stack (When this creature dies, draw a card.). [04:57:00] DegenerateDM420 draws a card with [Etali, Primal Conqueror]'s ability. [04:57:20] DegenerateDM420 casts [End-Raze Forerunners]. [04:57:32] DegenerateDM420 casts [Chainer, Nightmare Adept]. [04:57:32] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Chainer, Nightmare Adept[sU] has a disadvantageous bug. Chainer, Nightmare Adept can't cast cards using its ability during opponents turn when Vedalken Orrery is also in play. [04:57:37] DegenerateDM420 casts [Gauntlet of Might]. [04:57:44] DegenerateDM420 casts [Mirror March]. [04:58:16] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: where did this bot come from? [04:58:23] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: that's wacky [04:58:45] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Mirror March] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, flip a coin until you lose...). [04:58:46] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Chainer, Nightmare Adept] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, if you didn't cast it from...). [04:58:58] DegenerateDM420 chooses heads. [04:58:58] DegenerateDM420 flipped a tails. [04:59:01] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: It's nice cause it warns us to avoid bugs [04:59:13] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [End-Raze Forerunners] onto the stack (When End-Raze Forerunners enters the battlefield, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain v...). [04:59:16] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Mirror March] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, flip a coin until you lose...). [04:59:16] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Chainer, Nightmare Adept] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, if you didn't cast it from...). [04:59:27] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: I've never seen that before [04:59:45] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: was it already a "watcher" in the game or did it somehow latch on when Chainer hit the stack? [04:59:58] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: It was a watcher from the beginning [05:00:00] DegenerateDM420 chooses heads. [05:00:00] DegenerateDM420 flipped a heads. [05:00:00] DegenerateDM420 flipped two heads. [05:00:01] DegenerateDM420 flipped three heads. [05:00:01] DegenerateDM420 flipped three heads and a tails. [05:00:01] DegenerateDM420's [Mirror March] creates three End-Raze Forerunnerss. [05:00:04] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [End-Raze Forerunners] onto the stack (When End-Raze Forerunners enters the battlefield, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain v...). [05:00:04] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [End-Raze Forerunners] onto the stack (When End-Raze Forerunners enters the battlefield, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain v...). [05:00:05] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [End-Raze Forerunners] onto the stack (When End-Raze Forerunners enters the battlefield, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain v...). [05:00:21] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: who brought it/how did it get here? [05:01:08] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: It follows my games, I signed up to have it announce bugs ahead of time [05:01:28] DegenerateDM420 casts [Rionya, Fire Dancer]. [05:01:31] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Mirror March] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, flip a coin until you lose...). [05:01:36] DegenerateDM420 chooses heads. [05:01:37] DegenerateDM420 flipped a tails. [05:01:58] DegenerateDM420 casts [Fires of Yavimaya]. [05:02:03] DegenerateDM420 casts [Fyndhorn Elves]. [05:02:21] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: interesting/sketchy [05:02:24] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Mirror March] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, flip a coin until you lose...). [05:02:24] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Chainer, Nightmare Adept] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, if you didn't cast it from...). [05:02:32] [CHAT] MrgrizzlyRAGE: We may all be dead haha [05:02:38] DegenerateDM420 chooses heads. [05:02:38] DegenerateDM420 flipped a tails. [05:02:51] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: hold the line, math is for attackers [05:02:58] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Rionya, Fire Dancer] onto the stack targeting [Etali, Primal Conqueror] (At the beginning of combat on your turn, create X tokens that are copies of another target creatur...). [05:03:03] DegenerateDM420's [Rionya, Fire Dancer] creates two Etali, Primal Conquerors. [05:03:11] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Conqueror] onto the stack (When Etali, Primal Conqueror enters the battlefield, each player exiles cards from the top of thei...). [05:03:11] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Conqueror] onto the stack (When Etali, Primal Conqueror enters the battlefield, each player exiles cards from the top of thei...). [05:03:32] DegenerateDM420 casts [Go for the Throat] targeting [Malfegor]. [05:03:43] DegenerateDM420 casts [Combustible Gearhulk]. [05:03:48] DegenerateDM420 casts [Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma]. [05:03:50] DegenerateDM420 casts [Hexplate Wallbreaker]. [05:03:58] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Hexplate Wallbreaker] onto the stack (For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token...). [05:04:02] DegenerateDM420's [Hexplate Wallbreaker] creates a Rebel Token. [05:04:12] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Mirror March] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, flip a coin until you lose...). [05:04:13] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Chainer, Nightmare Adept] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, if you didn't cast it from...). [05:04:21] DegenerateDM420 chooses heads. [05:04:22] DegenerateDM420 flipped a tails. [05:04:37] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Combustible Gearhulk] onto the stack targeting Magical_Hacker (When Combustible Gearhulk enters the battlefield, target opponent may have you draw three cards. I...). [05:04:39] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Mirror March] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, flip a coin until you lose...). [05:04:40] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Chainer, Nightmare Adept] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, if you didn't cast it from...). [05:04:47] DegenerateDM420 chooses heads. [05:04:47] DegenerateDM420 flipped a tails. [05:04:58] Magical_Hacker chooses Yes for [Combustible Gearhulk]. [05:04:58] DegenerateDM420 draws three cards with [Combustible Gearhulk]'s ability. [05:05:27] DegenerateDM420 casts [Feign Death] targeting [Etali, Primal Conqueror]. [05:05:37] DegenerateDM420 casts [Furious Rise]. [05:05:44] DegenerateDM420 casts [Oni of Wild Places]. [05:05:47] DegenerateDM420 casts [Stolen Strategy]. [05:06:01] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Mirror March] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, flip a coin until you lose...). [05:06:02] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Chainer, Nightmare Adept] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, if you didn't cast it from...). [05:06:10] DegenerateDM420 chooses heads. [05:06:11] DegenerateDM420 flipped a tails. [05:07:45] MrgrizzlyRAGE is being attacked by 14 cards [05:07:53] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Hexplate Wallbreaker] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, untap each attacki...). [05:07:54] DegenerateDM420 puts triggered ability from [Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma] onto the stack (Whenever Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma attacks, each creature you control with power 4 or greater ...). [05:08:10] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: yeesh this is overkill [05:08:52] RequiemXternam puts triggered ability from [Strixhaven Stadium] onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, remove a point counter from Strixhaven Stadium.). [05:09:09] RequiemXternam removes a point counter from [Strixhaven Stadium]. [05:09:14] MrgrizzlyRAGE has been dealt 17 total damage by DegenerateDM420's commander, [Etali, Primal Conqueror]. [05:09:16] DegenerateDM420 wins the game. Winner: DegenerateDM420 Game 1 Completed. [05:09:22] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: gg [05:09:27] RequiemXternam has left the game. [05:09:29] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: I *guess* [05:09:34] [CHAT] DegenerateDM420: sorry for Etali being busted [05:10:06] [CHAT] MrgrizzlyRAGE: gg [05:10:16] MrgrizzlyRAGE has left the game. [05:10:17] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: No worries!