PennyDreadful
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The_Sable,slowest-burner

== Game 1 (818798806) ==
[Time] 1667865801
[02:03:22] PDBot has started watching.
[02:03:22] The_Sable joined the game.
[02:03:22] slowest-burner joined the game.
[League] Shape Up and Ship Out by slowest-burner (199936) vs Jac by the_sable (199932)
[02:03:23] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[02:03:27] slowest-burner chooses to play first.
[02:03:28] [CHAT] The_Sable: glhf
[02:03:40] slowest-burner begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[02:03:47] The_Sable mulligans to six cards.
[02:03:50] The_Sable mulligans to five cards.
[02:04:03] The_Sable puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand.
[02:04:03] Turn 1: slowest-burner
[02:04:04] slowest-burner skips their draw step.
[02:04:08] slowest-burner plays [Island].
[02:04:12] Turn 1: The_Sable
[02:04:13] The_Sable plays [Razortide Bridge].
[02:04:15] Turn 2: slowest-burner
[02:04:20] slowest-burner plays [Island].
[02:04:24] Turn 2: The_Sable
[02:04:28] The_Sable casts [Gitaxian Probe] targeting slowest-burner.
[02:04:31] The_Sable draws a card with [Gitaxian Probe].
[02:04:36] The_Sable plays [Ghost Quarter].
[02:04:47] The_Sable activates an ability of [Ghost Quarter] targeting [Razortide Bridge] ( Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto t...).
[02:04:57] The_Sable casts [Izzet Charm] (Draw two cards, then discard two cards.).
[02:05:03] The_Sable draws two cards with [Izzet Charm].
[02:05:07] The_Sable discards [Fatestitcher].
[02:05:07] The_Sable discards [Pyroclasm].
[02:05:11] [CHAT] The_Sable: that is an instant whoops
[02:05:13] Turn 3: slowest-burner
[02:05:27] Turn 3: The_Sable
[02:05:35] The_Sable casts [Founding the Third Path].
[02:06:00] slowest-burner casts [Negate] targeting [Founding the Third Path].
[02:06:06] The_Sable plays [Razortide Bridge].
[02:06:08] Turn 4: slowest-burner
[02:06:13] slowest-burner plays [Island].
[02:06:24] slowest-burner casts [Volrath's Shapeshifter].
[02:06:25] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Volrath's Shapeshifter[sU] has a disadvantageous bug.
Volrath's Shapeshifter does not function as intended.
[02:06:30] Turn 4: The_Sable
[02:06:35] The_Sable casts [Gitaxian Probe] targeting slowest-burner.
[02:06:36] The_Sable draws a card with [Gitaxian Probe].
[02:06:44] The_Sable casts [Founding the Third Path].
[02:06:46] The_Sable puts a lore counter on [Founding the Third Path].
[02:06:46] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Founding the Third Path] onto the stack (You may cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 1 or two from your hand without paying it...).
[02:06:50] The_Sable casts [Ponder] with [Founding the Third Path]'s ability.
[02:06:59] The_Sable chooses to not shuffle their library.
[02:06:59] The_Sable draws a card with [Ponder].
[02:07:00] The_Sable plays [Silverbluff Bridge].
[02:07:03] The_Sable casts [Ponder].
[02:07:10] The_Sable chooses to not shuffle their library.
[02:07:10] The_Sable draws a card with [Ponder].
[02:07:12] Turn 5: slowest-burner
[02:07:29] slowest-burner casts [Cemetery Puca].
[02:07:35] Turn 5: The_Sable
[02:07:35] The_Sable puts a lore counter on [Founding the Third Path].
[02:07:37] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Founding the Third Path] onto the stack targeting The_Sable (Target player mills four cards.).
[02:07:38] The_Sable mills [Jokulhaups], [Silverbluff Bridge], [Island] and [Jeskai Ascendancy].
[02:07:41] The_Sable plays [Mountain].
[02:07:47] The_Sable casts [Jeskai Ascendancy].
[02:07:51] Turn 6: slowest-burner
[02:07:55] slowest-burner plays [Island].
[02:08:09] slowest-burner casts [Cemetery Puca].
[02:08:15] The_Sable casts [Memory Lapse] targeting [Cemetery Puca].
[02:08:17] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:08:17] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:08:28] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:08:29] The_Sable discards [Gitaxian Probe].
[02:08:46] Turn 6: The_Sable
[02:08:46] The_Sable puts a lore counter on [Founding the Third Path].
[02:08:55] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Founding the Third Path] onto the stack targeting [Ponder] (Exile target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard. Copy it. You may cast the copy.).
[02:09:02] The_Sable casts [Ponder].
[02:09:04] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:09:04] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:09:09] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:09:11] The_Sable discards [Fatestitcher].
[02:09:25] The_Sable chooses to not shuffle their library.
[02:09:25] The_Sable draws a card with [Ponder].
[02:09:31] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] (Unearth for {U}).
[02:09:44] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Razortide Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:10:00] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] (Unearth for {U}).
[02:10:07] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Razortide Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:10:26] The_Sable casts [Treasure Cruise].
[02:10:28] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:10:28] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:10:32] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:10:37] The_Sable discards [Founding the Third Path].
[02:10:45] The_Sable draws three cards with [Treasure Cruise].
[02:10:48] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Razortide Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:10:55] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Razortide Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:11:05] The_Sable casts [Jeskai Ascendancy].
[02:11:06] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:11:07] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:11:11] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:11:15] The_Sable discards [Cleansing Wildfire].
[02:11:30] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Silverbluff Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:11:36] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Razortide Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:11:53] The_Sable casts [Cleansing Wildfire] targeting [Razortide Bridge].
[02:11:55] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:11:56] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:11:56] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:11:56] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:12:03] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:12:05] The_Sable discards [Jeskai Ascendancy].
[02:12:07] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:12:09] The_Sable discards [Fatestitcher].
[02:12:14] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Razortide Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:12:21] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Mountain] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:12:40] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Razortide Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:12:47] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Mountain] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:12:58] The_Sable draws a card with [Cleansing Wildfire].
[02:13:03] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] (Unearth for {U}).
[02:13:08] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Island] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:13:20] The_Sable casts [Rise and Shine] for its overload cost using an alternate cost.
[02:13:22] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:13:23] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:13:23] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:13:23] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:13:32] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:13:33] The_Sable discards [Razortide Bridge].
[02:13:35] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:13:37] The_Sable discards [Fatestitcher].
[02:13:44] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Razortide Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:13:49] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Razortide Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:13:53] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Silverbluff Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:14:04] The_Sable puts four +1/+1 counters on [Razortide Bridge], [Razortide Bridge], and [Silverbluff Bridge].
[02:14:07] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] (Unearth for {U}).
[02:14:25] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Silverbluff Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:14:33] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Cemetery Puca] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:14:37] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Island] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:14:40] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Volrath's Shapeshifter] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:14:47] The_Sable casts [Treasure Cruise].
[02:14:50] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:14:52] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:14:52] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:14:52] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:14:54] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:14:55] The_Sable discards [Razortide Bridge].
[02:14:56] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:14:58] The_Sable discards [Ghost Quarter].
[02:15:09] The_Sable draws three cards with [Treasure Cruise].
[02:15:15] slowest-burner is being attacked by [Fatestitcher], [Fatestitcher], [Fatestitcher], [Fatestitcher], [Silverbluff Bridge], [Razortide Bridge] and [Razortide Bridge]
Winner: The_Sable
Game 1 Completed.

== Game 2 (818799822) ==
[Time] 1667866586
[02:16:26] PDBot has started watching.
[02:16:34] slowest-burner chooses to play first.
[02:16:42] slowest-burner begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[02:16:44] The_Sable mulligans to six cards.
[02:16:54] The_Sable puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand.
[02:16:54] Turn 1: slowest-burner
[02:16:55] slowest-burner skips their draw step.
[02:16:59] slowest-burner plays [Waterfront District].
[02:17:03] Turn 1: The_Sable
[02:17:05] The_Sable plays [Razortide Bridge].
[02:17:07] Turn 2: slowest-burner
[02:17:16] slowest-burner plays [Island].
[02:17:22] slowest-burner casts [Renegade Doppelganger].
[02:17:23] Turn 2: The_Sable
[02:17:29] The_Sable plays [Ghost Quarter].
[02:17:32] The_Sable activates an ability of [Ghost Quarter] targeting [Razortide Bridge] ( Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto t...).
[02:17:39] Turn 3: slowest-burner
[02:17:45] slowest-burner plays [Swamp].
[02:18:09] Turn 3: The_Sable
[02:18:13] The_Sable plays [Razortide Bridge].
[02:18:16] Turn 4: slowest-burner
[02:18:22] slowest-burner plays [Island].
[02:18:32] slowest-burner casts [Phyrexian Metamorph].
[02:18:42] The_Sable casts [Memory Lapse] targeting [Phyrexian Metamorph].
[02:18:50] Turn 4: The_Sable
[02:18:55] The_Sable casts [Ponder].
[02:19:03] The_Sable chooses to not shuffle their library.
[02:19:03] The_Sable draws a card with [Ponder].
[02:19:06] The_Sable casts [Gitaxian Probe] targeting slowest-burner.
[02:19:07] The_Sable draws a card with [Gitaxian Probe].
[02:19:14] The_Sable plays [Rustvale Bridge].
[02:19:17] Turn 5: slowest-burner
[02:19:33] slowest-burner casts [Phyrexian Metamorph].
[02:19:39] slowest-burner puts triggered ability from [Renegade Doppelganger] onto the stack (Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may have Renegade Doppelg...).
[02:19:51] slowest-burner chooses not to use [Renegade Doppelganger]'s ability.
[02:19:53] slowest-burner plays [Swamp].
[02:20:09] Turn 5: The_Sable
[02:20:12] The_Sable plays [Island].
[02:20:16] The_Sable casts [Jeskai Ascendancy].
[02:20:22] Turn 6: slowest-burner
[02:20:33] slowest-burner casts [Volrath's Shapeshifter].
[02:20:35] slowest-burner puts triggered ability from [Renegade Doppelganger] onto the stack (Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may have Renegade Doppelg...).
[02:20:35] slowest-burner puts triggered ability from [Renegade Doppelganger] onto the stack (Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may have Renegade Doppelg...).
[02:20:48] slowest-burner chooses not to use [Renegade Doppelganger]'s ability.
[02:20:54] slowest-burner chooses not to use [Renegade Doppelganger]'s ability.
[02:21:07] Turn 6: The_Sable
[02:21:12] The_Sable casts [Founding the Third Path].
[02:21:14] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:21:14] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:21:21] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:21:25] The_Sable discards [Rustvale Bridge].
[02:21:33] The_Sable puts a lore counter on [Founding the Third Path].
[02:21:33] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Founding the Third Path] onto the stack (You may cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 1 or two from your hand without paying it...).
[02:21:41] The_Sable casts [Abrade] with [Founding the Third Path]'s ability targeting [Renegade Doppelganger] (Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.).
[02:21:43] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:21:43] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:21:51] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:21:52] The_Sable discards [Razortide Bridge].
[02:22:19] slowest-burner casts [Slip Out the Back] targeting [Renegade Doppelganger].
[02:22:25] slowest-burner puts a +1/+1 counter on [Renegade Doppelganger].
[02:22:30] The_Sable's [Abrade] is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[02:22:31] The_Sable plays [Ghost Quarter].
[02:22:36] The_Sable activates an ability of [Ghost Quarter] targeting [Razortide Bridge] ( Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto t...).
[02:22:53] The_Sable casts slowest-burner.
[02:22:55] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:22:55] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:22:58] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:23:00] The_Sable discards [Razortide Bridge].
[02:23:08] The_Sable draws three cards with slowest-burner.
[02:23:19] Turn 7: slowest-burner
[02:23:36] slowest-burner exiles [Inevitable Betrayal] with 3 time counters.
[02:23:36] slowest-burner puts three time counters on [Inevitable Betrayal].
[02:23:50] The_Sable is being attacked by [Renegade Doppelganger]
[02:23:58] The_Sable casts [Repeal] targeting [Renegade Doppelganger]. (X is 2).
[02:24:00] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:24:00] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:24:11] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:24:13] The_Sable discards [Mountain].
[02:24:21] The_Sable returns [Phyrexian Metamorph] to its owner's hand with [Repeal].
[02:24:21] The_Sable draws a card with [Repeal].
[02:24:24] Turn 7: The_Sable
[02:24:24] The_Sable puts a lore counter on [Founding the Third Path].
[02:24:28] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Founding the Third Path] onto the stack targeting The_Sable (Target player mills four cards.).
[02:24:31] The_Sable mills [Gitaxian Probe], [Cleansing Wildfire], [Cleansing Wildfire] and [Plains].
[02:24:32] The_Sable plays [Silverbluff Bridge].
[02:24:38] The_Sable casts [Jokulhaups].
[02:24:40] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:24:40] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:24:48] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:24:49] The_Sable discards [Fatestitcher].
[02:25:09] Turn 8: slowest-burner
[02:25:10] slowest-burner puts triggered ability from [Inevitable Betrayal] onto the stack (Suspend 3{1UU}  (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[02:25:12] slowest-burner removes a time counter from [Inevitable Betrayal].
[02:25:14] Turn 8: The_Sable
[02:25:14] The_Sable puts a lore counter on [Founding the Third Path].
[02:25:26] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Founding the Third Path] onto the stack targeting [Treasure Cruise] (Exile target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard. Copy it. You may cast the copy.).
[02:25:40] The_Sable casts [Treasure Cruise].
[02:25:43] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:25:43] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:25:45] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:25:46] The_Sable discards [Ghost Quarter].
[02:25:49] The_Sable draws three cards with [Treasure Cruise].
[02:25:53] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] (Unearth for {U}).
[02:25:56] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Razortide Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:26:11] The_Sable casts [Jeskai Ascendancy].
[02:26:13] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:26:13] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:26:15] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:26:19] The_Sable discards [Ghost Quarter].
[02:26:25] The_Sable plays [Island].
[02:26:27] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Silverbluff Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:26:32] The_Sable casts [Ponder].
[02:26:34] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:26:35] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:26:35] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:26:35] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:26:38] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:26:41] The_Sable discards [Silverbluff Bridge].
[02:26:42] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:26:43] The_Sable discards [Wandering Fumarole].
[02:26:47] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Island] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:26:55] The_Sable chooses to shuffle their library.
[02:26:55] The_Sable draws a card with [Ponder].
[02:26:59] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Rustvale Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:26:59] [CHAT] slowest-burner: Holy shit
[02:27:06] [CHAT] The_Sable: ?
[02:27:11] The_Sable casts [Treasure Cruise].
[02:27:11] [CHAT] slowest-burner: loving this combo
[02:27:14] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:27:15] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:27:15] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:27:15] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:27:17] [CHAT] The_Sable: yeah its so good
[02:27:19] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:27:24] [CHAT] The_Sable: shockingly consistent too
[02:27:28] [CHAT] slowest-burner: i have been trying to figure out how to chat this whole time while paying attention
[02:27:32] [CHAT] The_Sable: you basically never brick
[02:27:35] [CHAT] The_Sable: oh lol
[02:27:40] The_Sable discards [Oust].
[02:27:42] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:27:45] The_Sable discards [Memory Lapse].
[02:27:48] [CHAT] slowest-burner: now that i am useless i can play with the interface
[02:27:48] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Island] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:27:53] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Razortide Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:27:56] The_Sable draws three cards with [Treasure Cruise].
[02:28:10] [CHAT] slowest-burner: you play so godamn quick for such a complicated situation too.  i conceed soon, congrats
[02:28:12] [CHAT] The_Sable: i have 100% won though so i would appreciate if you saved me the time of playing it outlol
[02:28:20] The_Sable casts [Gitaxian Probe] targeting slowest-burner.
[02:28:21] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:28:23] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap th...).
[02:28:23] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:28:23] The_Sable puts triggered ability from [Jeskai Ascendancy] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.).
[02:28:27] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:28:28] The_Sable discards [Fatestitcher].
[02:28:29] The_Sable draws a card with [Jeskai Ascendancy]'s ability.
[02:28:29] [CHAT] slowest-burner: how long you been playing online
[02:28:31] [CHAT] The_Sable: thanks lol
[02:28:32] The_Sable discards [Thieving Skydiver].
[02:28:35] The_Sable activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Razortide Bridge] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[02:28:40] The_Sable draws a card with [Gitaxian Probe].
[02:28:47] slowest-burner has conceded from the game.
Winner: The_Sable
Game 2 Completed.
Match Winner: The_Sable: 2–0
[02:28:51] The_Sable has left the game.