PennyDreadfulCommander
Penny Dreadful EDH
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Back_Alley_G,parkslope,Heptagonian

== Game 1 (609079868) ==
[13:39:11] PDBot has started watching.
[13:39:11] Heptagonian joined the game.
[13:39:12] Back_Alley_G joined the game.
[13:39:24] Heptagonian chooses to play first.
[13:39:24] Heptagonian chooses [Ashling the Pilgrim] as their commander.
[13:39:25] Back_Alley_G chooses [Etali, Primal Storm] as their commander.
[13:39:25] parkslope chooses [Horde of Notions] as their commander.
[13:39:35] Heptagonian mulligans to 7 cards.
[13:39:38] Back_Alley_G keeps this hand.
[13:39:53] parkslope keeps this hand.
[13:39:57] Heptagonian mulligans to 6 cards.
[13:40:00] Heptagonian keeps this hand.
[13:40:03] [CHAT] parkslope: gll hf :)
[13:40:03] Heptagonian puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[13:40:03] Turn 1: Heptagonian
[13:40:06] Heptagonian plays [Mountain].
[13:40:09] Turn 1: Back_Alley_G
[13:40:15] [CHAT] Heptagonian: ^^
[13:40:28] Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
[13:40:33] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: gl
[13:40:42] Turn 1: parkslope
[13:40:53] parkslope plays [Orzhov Guildgate].
[13:41:05] Turn 2: Heptagonian
[13:41:09] Heptagonian plays [Mountain].
[13:41:11] Heptagonian casts [Iron Myr].
[13:41:12] Turn 2: Back_Alley_G
[13:41:18] [CHAT] Heptagonian: IT'S YAH BOI
[13:41:22] Back_Alley_G plays [Endless Sands].
[13:41:24] Back_Alley_G casts [Millikin].
[13:41:26] [CHAT] parkslope: dat ramp tho
[13:41:28] Turn 2: parkslope
[13:41:36] parkslope plays [Transguild Promenade].
[13:41:36] parkslope puts triggered ability from [Transguild Promenade] onto the stack (When Transguild Promenade enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.).
[13:41:43] Turn 3: Heptagonian
[13:41:45] [CHAT] Heptagonian: did he just walk up slowly and ADD ONE MANA TO HIS MANA POOL
[13:41:52] Heptagonian plays [Mountain].
[13:41:59] Heptagonian casts [Hierophant's Chalice].
[13:42:05] Heptagonian puts triggered ability from [Hierophant's Chalice] onto the stack targeting parkslope (When Hierophant's Chalice enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life...).
[13:42:12] [CHAT] parkslope: rude
[13:42:15] [CHAT] Heptagonian: wubrg scares me
[13:42:19] parkslope is being attacked by [Iron Myr].
[13:42:23] Turn 3: Back_Alley_G
[13:42:31] Back_Alley_G puts [Flameblast Dragon] into their graveyard with with [Millikin]'s ability.
[13:42:32] Back_Alley_G casts [Palladium Myr].
[13:42:34] [CHAT] parkslope: im playing against 2 red decks
[13:42:35] [CHAT] parkslope: psh
[13:42:36] Back_Alley_G plays [Ghitu Encampment].
[13:42:40] [CHAT] Heptagonian: yeah but one of them sucks
[13:42:44] [CHAT] Heptagonian: and the other one just swung with palladium myr
[13:42:50] Turn 3: parkslope
[13:42:59] parkslope plays [Cascading Cataracts].
[13:43:03] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: I think you have those mixed up ;P
[13:43:05] parkslope casts [Manalith].
[13:43:06] [CHAT] Heptagonian: fuck
[13:43:15] Turn 4: Heptagonian
[13:43:24] Heptagonian plays [Mountain].
[13:43:31] Heptagonian casts [Journeyer's Kite].
[13:43:35] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Journeyer's Kite] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle you...).
[13:43:40] Heptagonian reveals [Mountain].
[13:43:44] Turn 4: Back_Alley_G
[13:43:49] Back_Alley_G plays [Encroaching Wastes].
[13:43:56] Back_Alley_G puts [Molten Primordial] into their graveyard with with [Millikin]'s ability.
[13:44:00] [CHAT] Heptagonian: if I can't win the chat banter game, how can I win the real game
[13:44:10] Back_Alley_G casts [Etali, Primal Storm].
[13:44:16] [CHAT] parkslope: uh oh
[13:44:25] Turn 4: parkslope
[13:44:38] parkslope plays [Rakdos Guildgate].
[13:44:45] parkslope casts [Azorius Signet].
[13:44:46] [CHAT] PDBot: [sR]Azorius Signet[sR] is not legal in Penny Dreadful.
[13:44:52] [CHAT] parkslope: WHAT
[13:44:53] [CHAT] Heptagonian: I'll take "things that aren't attacking" bob
[13:45:07] [CHAT] parkslope: damnit
[13:45:09] [CHAT] parkslope: im sorry
[13:45:25] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: no big deal
[13:45:27] [CHAT] Heptagonian: ^^
[13:45:33] [CHAT] Heptagonian: I give the zeroeth shit
[13:45:40] Turn 5: Heptagonian
[13:45:50] Heptagonian plays [Mountain].
[13:45:53] [CHAT] parkslope: wont happen ever again
[13:45:59] Heptagonian casts [Manalith].
[13:46:05] Heptagonian casts [Aftershock] targeting [Etali, Primal Storm].
[13:46:11] Turn 5: Back_Alley_G
[13:46:12] [CHAT] parkslope: well played
[13:46:20] [CHAT] Heptagonian: I mean
[13:46:28] [CHAT] Heptagonian: it would have been if I hadn't tapped my blocker over a manalith
[13:47:10] Back_Alley_G puts [Hoarding Dragon] into their graveyard with with [Millikin]'s ability.
[13:47:21] Back_Alley_G casts [Conduit of Ruin].
[13:47:21] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Conduit of Ruin] onto the stack (When you cast this spell, you may search your library for a colorless creature card with converted...).
[13:47:34] Back_Alley_G reveals [Artisan of Kozilek].
[13:47:39] [CHAT] Heptagonian: I believe in you man
[13:47:45] [CHAT] Heptagonian: you conduit
[13:47:51] Turn 5: parkslope
[13:47:53] [CHAT] parkslope: nice pun
[13:48:02] [CHAT] Heptagonian: ikr I baked them myself
[13:48:14] parkslope plays [Forest].
[13:48:39] parkslope casts [Horde of Notions].
[13:48:58] Heptagonian is being attacked by [Horde of Notions].
[13:49:05] [CHAT] Heptagonian: you have made a possibly very powerful enemy today my friend
[13:49:09] Heptagonian has been dealt 5 total damage by parkslope's commander, [Horde of Notions].
[13:49:12] Turn 6: Heptagonian
[13:49:14] [CHAT] parkslope: I love you too
[13:49:18] [CHAT] Heptagonian: <3
[13:49:20] Heptagonian plays [Mountain].
[13:49:34] Heptagonian casts [Silverclad Ferocidons].
[13:49:46] Turn 6: Back_Alley_G
[13:50:12] [CHAT] Heptagonian: how's that for a rattlesnake you big bitches
[13:50:24] [CHAT] Heptagonian: that's like, four of em
[13:50:38] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: hey parkslope I've got a proposition for you
[13:50:44] [CHAT] parkslope: whats that
[13:51:08] [CHAT] Heptagonian: this can only end badly
[13:51:28] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: If I attack you with his ferocidons could you block? If you don't we're goign to have to sack a ton of permanents 
[13:51:48] [CHAT] Heptagonian: or you could like
[13:51:53] [CHAT] Heptagonian: not let the eldrazi deck run free
[13:51:54] [CHAT] Heptagonian: that's cool too
[13:52:00] [CHAT] parkslope: Hmm
[13:52:05] [CHAT] parkslope: I want my commander in play
[13:52:18] [CHAT] parkslope: decisions decisions
[13:52:21] [CHAT] Heptagonian: he wouldn't be saying that shit if he had removal in hand
[13:52:41] [CHAT] parkslope: Let me see what I draw
[13:52:49] [CHAT] parkslope: And I'll let you know
[13:53:23] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: well we're goign to have to start sacking three permanents per each of his turns with enrage . once I pass the turn he'll get to untap and I won't be able to kill the ferocidon
[13:53:46] [CHAT] Heptagonian: wait how the hell are you suggesting I get three enrage procs a trun
[13:53:47] [CHAT] Heptagonian: turn*
[13:54:06] [CHAT] parkslope: I'll see
[13:54:13] [CHAT] parkslope: I've got card draw in hand
[13:54:17] [CHAT] parkslope: Might draw an answer
[13:54:37] [CHAT] parkslope: actually
[13:54:41] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: actually maybe only two but with ashling you can up to three enrage tirggers but whatever 
[13:54:43] [CHAT] parkslope: I can block any threat
[13:54:46] Back_Alley_G puts [Pyrohemia] into their graveyard with with [Millikin]'s ability.
[13:54:50] [CHAT] Heptagonian: With ashling I can do one
[13:54:50] [CHAT] parkslope: On my turn
[13:54:55] [CHAT] Heptagonian: and kill my own mana rock
[13:55:12] [CHAT] parkslope: Each opponent*
[13:55:14] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: ohhhh wait, I misread ashling lo
[13:55:34] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: assumed it did somethign else lol
[13:55:49] [CHAT] Heptagonian: he's the guy slapping out elementals from his graveyard
[13:55:57] [CHAT] Heptagonian: and *he*'s the guy who just tutored eldrazi
[13:56:03] [CHAT] Heptagonian: leave me and my dinoboi out of this
[13:56:10] Back_Alley_G casts [Artisan of Kozilek].
[13:56:21] [CHAT] parkslope: turn 6 ez peasy
[13:56:25] [CHAT] Heptagonian: YEAH I'M THE PROBLEM
[13:56:44] [CHAT] parkslope: he's gonnna do alot
[13:56:45] [CHAT] parkslope: of damage
[13:56:46] [CHAT] parkslope: right now
[13:56:49] [CHAT] parkslope: :)
[13:56:58] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Artisan of Kozilek] onto the stack targeting [Flameblast Dragon] (When you cast this spell, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefie...).
[13:57:00] [CHAT] parkslope: 24
[13:57:08] [CHAT] Heptagonian: YOU JUST MADE THE LIST
[13:57:29] [CHAT] parkslope: where's my board wipe
[13:57:35] Turn 6: parkslope
[13:57:44] [CHAT] Heptagonian: I mean I can do three to all with ashling
[13:57:49] [CHAT] Heptagonian: but that's about it
[13:58:10] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah, I was thinking ashling did 1 to each creature per activation for some reason 
[13:58:20] parkslope plays [Evolving Wilds].
[13:58:26] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: instead of all at once 
[13:58:46] [CHAT] Heptagonian: I feel like there must be a pinging commander
[13:58:48] [CHAT] Heptagonian: enrage deck could be fun
[13:59:19] parkslope casts [Diabolic Tutor].
[14:00:06] parkslope casts [Cultivate].
[14:00:20] parkslope reveals [Island].
[14:00:20] parkslope reveals [Mountain].
[14:00:26] parkslope activates an ability of [Evolving Wilds] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your ...).
[14:00:47] [CHAT] parkslope: hm
[14:00:59] [CHAT] Heptagonian: how is this a decision
[14:01:08] Heptagonian is being attacked by [Horde of Notions].
[14:01:15] [Iron Myr] blocks [Horde of Notions].
[14:01:19] Heptagonian has been dealt 9 total damage by parkslope's commander, [Horde of Notions].
[14:01:20] Turn 7: Heptagonian
[14:01:20] zinnerzPT has started watching.
[14:01:25] Heptagonian plays [Mountain].
[14:01:33] Heptagonian casts [Goblin Grenadiers].
[14:01:47] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: 2 games of pdh happening at the same time... what a day
[14:01:48] Turn 7: Back_Alley_G
[14:01:54] [CHAT] Heptagonian: its like christmas
[14:01:59] [CHAT] parkslope: :)
[14:02:05] Back_Alley_G puts [Makeshift Munitions] into their graveyard with with [Millikin]'s ability.
[14:02:15] [CHAT] Heptagonian: can we just setup a six man pdh game after this
[14:02:16] Back_Alley_G casts [Everflowing Chalice] (kicked 3 times).
[14:02:19] [CHAT] Heptagonian: anybody have a whole night to waste
[14:02:33] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: modo doesn't support more than 4 players, does it?
[14:02:45] [CHAT] parkslope: nope
[14:02:51] [CHAT] Heptagonian: !quality
[14:02:51] [CHAT] PDBot: Unknown Command
[14:02:58] Heptagonian is being attacked by [Flameblast Dragon].
[14:02:58] parkslope is being attacked by [Artisan of Kozilek].
[14:03:02] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Flameblast Dragon] onto the stack targeting [Goblin Grenadiers] (Whenever Flameblast Dragon attacks, you may pay {XR}. If you do, Flameblast Dragon deals X damage ...).
[14:03:03] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Artisan of Kozilek] onto the stack (Annihilator 2).
[14:03:16] parkslope sacrifices [Forest].
[14:03:17] parkslope sacrifices [Island].
[14:03:21] [CHAT] Heptagonian: Oh I see the benefit of blocking with my dino now
[14:03:21] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: and 4 player games already last forever... I can't even begin to imagine how long a game like that would go
[14:03:21] [CHAT] Heptagonian: mb
[14:03:30] [CHAT] Heptagonian: did a five player game once
[14:03:33] [CHAT] Heptagonian: preeeetty long
[14:03:39] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: and 100% sure I would never get a braids trigger
[14:03:45] [Horde of Notions] blocks [Artisan of Kozilek].
[14:04:07] Back_Alley_G casts [Ryusei, the Falling Star].
[14:04:15] [CHAT] Heptagonian: also horde has trigger
[14:04:17] [CHAT] Heptagonian: trample*
[14:04:17] [CHAT] parkslope: oh boy its like christmas
[14:04:20] [CHAT] Heptagonian: I'm a smart boy
[14:04:20] Turn 7: parkslope
[14:04:25] parkslope plays [Mountain].
[14:04:44] parkslope casts [End Hostilities].
[14:04:51] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Ryusei, the Falling Star] onto the stack (When Ryusei, the Falling Star dies, it deals 5 damage to each creature without flying.).
[14:05:07] [CHAT] Heptagonian: I legit have no way of refilling my hand
[14:05:11] [CHAT] Heptagonian: watch me draw like five wheels
[14:05:11] parkslope discards [Rubblehulk].
[14:05:12] parkslope casts [Tormenting Voice].
[14:05:16] parkslope draws two cards with [Tormenting Voice].
[14:05:25] Turn 8: Heptagonian
[14:05:27] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah, casting that dragon was a dumb idea. I knew there was likely a wrath coming 
[14:05:38] Heptagonian casts [Ur-Golem's Eye].
[14:05:43] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Journeyer's Kite] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle you...).
[14:05:47] Heptagonian reveals [Mountain].
[14:05:49] Heptagonian plays [Mountain].
[14:05:52] Turn 8: Back_Alley_G
[14:05:56] Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
[14:05:58] [CHAT] Heptagonian: boy do I feel good about that turn
[14:06:08] Back_Alley_G casts [Etali, Primal Storm].
[14:06:09] [CHAT] Heptagonian: one in 83 chance of Myojin boys
[14:06:11] [CHAT] Heptagonian: never lose hope
[14:06:17] Turn 8: parkslope
[14:07:02] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: is your deck pretty much a 5 color good stuff deck parkslope?
[14:07:13] [CHAT] Heptagonian: define "good"
[14:07:28] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: yesterday I had 3 in 57 chance of drawing removal to win the game and I got it, so I believe in you
[14:07:34] [CHAT] Heptagonian: u conduit
[14:07:48] [CHAT] Heptagonian: probably should have been pumping ashling this whole time
[14:07:52] [CHAT] Heptagonian: I'm a smart boy
[14:07:59] parkslope casts [Molimo, Maro-Sorcerer].
[14:08:07] Turn 9: Heptagonian
[14:08:18] Heptagonian casts [Scrabbling Claws].
[14:08:22] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: elemental tribal?
[14:08:34] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting [Flameblast Dragon] ( Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.).
[14:08:34] Heptagonian draws a card with [Scrabbling Claws]'s ability.
[14:08:36] Heptagonian plays [Mountain].
[14:08:36] [CHAT] parkslope: pretty much
[14:08:45] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: sounds like fun
[14:08:45] Heptagonian casts [Ashling the Pilgrim].
[14:08:49] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:08:55] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:09:01] Turn 9: Back_Alley_G
[14:09:13] [CHAT] parkslope: time for the best spells
[14:09:20] Back_Alley_G plays [Mountain].
[14:09:29] Back_Alley_G casts [Crystal Ball].
[14:09:52] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Crystal Ball] ( Scry 2.).
[14:10:18] Back_Alley_G puts 1 card on the bottom of their library and 1 card on top of their library.
[14:10:26] [CHAT] parkslope: 1 card on top
[14:10:27] [CHAT] parkslope: oh man
[14:10:39] Heptagonian is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm].
[14:10:39] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[14:10:51] [CHAT] parkslope: you got this hepta
[14:10:57] [CHAT] parkslope: block and activate ability
[14:10:57] [CHAT] parkslope: :)
[14:11:01] [CHAT] Heptagonian: wait yeah I'm confused
[14:11:06] [CHAT] Heptagonian: he like 100% has a trick or some shit
[14:11:09] [CHAT] Heptagonian: if I caught that, he did
[14:11:13] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: do the omen machine
[14:11:14] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: do it
[14:11:19] Back_Alley_G casts [Omen Machine].
[14:11:21] Back_Alley_G casts [Abzan Banner].
[14:11:32] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: the madman
[14:11:34] [CHAT] parkslope: hahaha
[14:11:47] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: atleast you get to fix your pulls with the crystal ball
[14:12:01] Back_Alley_G casts [Fury Charm] targeting [Journeyer's Kite] (Destroy target artifact.).
[14:12:15] 13eakers has started watching.
[14:12:31] [Ashling the Pilgrim] blocks [Etali, Primal Storm].
[14:12:43] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:12:52] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:13:02] [CHAT] parkslope: WHAT
[14:13:07] [CHAT] parkslope: OH
[14:13:08] Back_Alley_G casts [Orazca Relic].
[14:13:08] [CHAT] parkslope: This turn
[14:13:13] [CHAT] parkslope: Wow
[14:13:17] [CHAT] parkslope: That makes more sense
[14:13:25] [CHAT] Heptagonian: wait I'm confused too
[14:13:28] [CHAT] Heptagonian: walk me through this
[14:13:32] [CHAT] parkslope: read it
[14:13:35] [CHAT] parkslope: very carefully
[14:13:45] [CHAT] Heptagonian: read what?
[14:13:49] 13eakers has stopped watching.
[14:13:50] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: ashling?
[14:13:51] Turn 9: parkslope
[14:13:53] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of their library. If ...).
[14:14:06] [CHAT] Heptagonian: oh yeah I get that
[14:14:25] [CHAT] Heptagonian: oh I literally miscounted the counters
[14:14:31] [CHAT] Heptagonian: dw I'm way more retarded than I look
[14:14:38] parkslope casts [Treasured Find] targeting [End Hostilities].
[14:14:46] parkslope returns [End Hostilities] to its owner's hand with [Treasured Find].
[14:15:28] parkslope casts [Careful Consideration] (Enhanced) targeting parkslope.
[14:16:05] parkslope draws four cards with [Careful Consideration].
[14:16:06] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: huh, might want to double check omen machine, you're about to mind rot yourself
[14:16:15] [CHAT] parkslope: oh right
[14:16:19] [CHAT] parkslope: wow
[14:16:22] parkslope discards [Igneous Pouncer].
[14:16:23] parkslope discards [Perplex].
[14:16:34] [CHAT] Heptagonian: sportsmanlike play?
[14:16:36] [CHAT] parkslope: thought it was only for draw step
[14:16:38] [CHAT] Heptagonian: In *my* edh game?
[14:16:38] [CHAT] parkslope: i need to sleep lmao
[14:16:54] Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Molimo, Maro-Sorcerer].
[14:16:55] [CHAT] Heptagonian: I just counted 2 + 3 as six
[14:17:07] Turn 10: Heptagonian
[14:17:09] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of their library. If ...).
[14:17:17] Heptagonian puts [Ghitu Encampment] into play.
[14:17:26] [CHAT] parkslope: card draw
[14:17:28] [CHAT] parkslope: dead
[14:17:33] Heptagonian casts [Ashling the Pilgrim].
[14:17:41] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:17:57] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:18:14] Turn 10: Back_Alley_G
[14:18:14] [CHAT] Heptagonian: gotta love that value
[14:18:16] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of their library. If ...).
[14:18:17] [CHAT] Heptagonian: 5/5 for 6
[14:18:27] Back_Alley_G casts [Sentinel Totem].
[14:18:31] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Sentinel Totem] onto the stack (When Sentinel Totem enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[14:18:49] Back_Alley_G puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[14:19:03] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Crystal Ball] ( Scry 2.).
[14:19:36] Back_Alley_G puts 2 cards on top of their library.
[14:19:43] [CHAT] parkslope: i need to put by force in my deck
[14:19:49] [CHAT] parkslope: instead of the signet
[14:19:52] [CHAT] Heptagonian: wait I'm about to take twelve
[14:19:59] [CHAT] Heptagonian: then do eight to myself
[14:20:05] [CHAT] Heptagonian: this is a bad day for mono r control
[14:20:10] parkslope is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm].
[14:20:10] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[14:20:19] Back_Alley_G casts [Hazoret's Monument].
[14:20:21] Back_Alley_G casts [World at War].
[14:20:33] [CHAT] Heptagonian: not my monument you bastard
[14:20:50] parkslope has been dealt 6 total damage by Back_Alley_G's commander, [Etali, Primal Storm].
[14:21:05] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [World at War] onto the stack (Untap all creatures that attacked this turn.).
[14:21:14] [CHAT] parkslope: wow
[14:21:30] parkslope is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm].
[14:21:30] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[14:21:37] Back_Alley_G casts [Kamahl, Pit Fighter].
[14:21:37] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Hazoret's Monument] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.).
[14:22:15] parkslope has been dealt 12 total damage by Back_Alley_G's commander, [Etali, Primal Storm].
[14:22:27] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:22:28] [CHAT] parkslope: cmon
[14:22:30] [CHAT] parkslope: give me a good card
[14:22:36] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:22:42] Turn 10: parkslope
[14:22:44] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of their library. If ...).
[14:23:07] parkslope casts [Frantic Search].
[14:23:10] [CHAT] parkslope: WAIT
[14:23:11] [CHAT] parkslope: RIGHT
[14:23:11] [CHAT] parkslope: LOL
[14:23:14] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: oof
[14:23:16] parkslope draws two cards with [Frantic Search].
[14:23:16] [CHAT] parkslope: I should just conceded
[14:23:17] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: you still need to discard
[14:23:21] parkslope discards [Negate].
[14:23:21] parkslope discards [End Hostilities].
[14:23:28] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: great value
[14:23:30] [CHAT] parkslope: wow
[14:23:59] [CHAT] parkslope: yeah
[14:24:02] [CHAT] parkslope: im dumb
[14:24:30] [CHAT] Heptagonian: hey welcome to the no card club
[14:24:41] [CHAT] parkslope: I fucked up too much
[14:25:07] Heptagonian is being attacked by [Molimo, Maro-Sorcerer].
[14:25:10] [CHAT] Heptagonian: I refer you back to my previous statement regarding twos and threes
[14:25:28] [CHAT] parkslope: theres too many artifacts to keep track of in your tiny box :(
[14:25:42] [CHAT] Heptagonian: uuh
[14:25:42] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: did you ever play against my karn deck?
[14:25:46] [CHAT] Heptagonian: yeah there's no joke there
[14:25:52] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: you'll love it
[14:25:53] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kamahl, Pit Fighter] targeting [Molimo, Maro-Sorcerer] ( Kamahl, Pit Fighter deals 3 damage to any target.).
[14:26:04] [CHAT] parkslope: of course
[14:26:08] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Endless Sands] targeting [Kamahl, Pit Fighter] ( Exile target creature you control.).
[14:26:09] [CHAT] Heptagonian: oh my god stop
[14:26:13] [CHAT] parkslope: im down to start a new game, i feel like a dumb turd
[14:26:19] [CHAT] parkslope: :crying:
[14:26:28] [CHAT] Heptagonian: dw
[14:26:32] [CHAT] Heptagonian: topdeck landy boi
[14:26:35] [CHAT] Heptagonian: we gonna be good
[14:26:36] Back_Alley_G casts [Magmaquake]. (X is 5).
[14:26:47] Turn 11: Heptagonian
[14:26:49] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of their library. If ...).
[14:26:56] Heptagonian casts [Rage Reflection].
[14:27:15] Heptagonian casts [Ashling the Pilgrim].
[14:27:17] [CHAT] parkslope: rage reflection
[14:27:22] [CHAT] Heptagonian: WHAT IS UP GUYS ITS YAH BOI
[14:27:28] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:27:32] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:27:48] Turn 11: Back_Alley_G
[14:27:55] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of their library. If ...).
[14:28:01] Back_Alley_G puts [Mountain] into play.
[14:28:07] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Crystal Ball] ( Scry 2.).
[14:28:07] [CHAT] parkslope: Omen Machine triggered me so hard
[14:28:08] [CHAT] Heptagonian: oh my god if omen pulls my divine guy
[14:28:11] [CHAT] Heptagonian: I will actually kill myself
[14:28:26] Back_Alley_G puts 2 cards on the bottom of their library.
[14:28:44] Heptagonian is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm].
[14:28:44] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[14:28:51] Back_Alley_G casts [Pyramid of the Pantheon].
[14:28:56] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: brb
[14:30:06] [CHAT] Heptagonian: sooooo
[14:32:03] [Ashling the Pilgrim] blocks [Etali, Primal Storm].
[14:32:14] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:32:21] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:32:36] Turn 11: parkslope
[14:32:57] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of their library. If ...).
[14:33:03] parkslope casts [Temur Banner].
[14:33:42] parkslope casts [Horde of Notions].
[14:33:59] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: actually, parkslope was search what you cast off of omen machine? if so don't feel so bad you were forced to cast it actually, didn't have any option not to
[14:34:14] Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Horde of Notions].
[14:34:17] [CHAT] Heptagonian: if you hit me with that I swear to god I will put a duck react on every discord message you post for the next year
[14:34:18] [CHAT] Heptagonian: aight we good
[14:34:28] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Endless Sands] ( Return each creature card exiled with Endless Sands to the battlefield under its owner's control.).
[14:34:31] [CHAT] parkslope: yeah
[14:34:36] [CHAT] parkslope: oh wow
[14:34:39] [CHAT] parkslope: i forgot about this dude
[14:34:41] [Kamahl, Pit Fighter] blocks [Horde of Notions].
[14:34:44] [CHAT] parkslope: im seriously playing terribly
[14:34:50] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kamahl, Pit Fighter] targeting Heptagonian ( Kamahl, Pit Fighter deals 3 damage to any target.).
[14:34:55] Back_Alley_G has been dealt 4 total damage by parkslope's commander, [Horde of Notions].
[14:34:59] [CHAT] Heptagonian: oww why was that necessary
[14:34:59] Turn 12: Heptagonian
[14:35:02] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of their library. If ...).
[14:35:05] Heptagonian puts [Mountain] into play.
[14:35:20] Heptagonian casts [Ashling the Pilgrim].
[14:35:30] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:35:33] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:36:04] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Encroaching Wastes] targeting [Ghitu Encampment] ( Destroy target nonbasic land.).
[14:36:10] Turn 12: Back_Alley_G
[14:36:18] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Crystal Ball] ( Scry 2.).
[14:36:33] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:36:44] Back_Alley_G puts 2 cards on the bottom of their library.
[14:36:47] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of their library. If ...).
[14:36:47] Back_Alley_G puts [Mountain] into play.
[14:38:26] [CHAT] Heptagonian: woah its 5:30 wtf
[14:38:31] Back_Alley_G casts [Etali, Primal Storm].
[14:38:32] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Hazoret's Monument] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.).
[14:38:40] Turn 12: parkslope
[14:38:42] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of their library. If ...).
[14:38:51] parkslope casts [Corrupted Grafstone].
[14:39:35] parkslope casts [Horde of Notions].
[14:39:41] [CHAT] Heptagonian: this isn't one of those things where either of you could have killed me like nine times already and you're just not doing so for fun, is it?
[14:39:51] Turn 13: Heptagonian
[14:39:51] [CHAT] parkslope: no
[14:39:52] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of their library. If ...).
[14:39:55] [CHAT] parkslope: im playing awful lol
[14:40:14] Heptagonian casts [Magmaquake]. (X is 0).
[14:40:21] [CHAT] Heptagonian: yes
[14:40:23] [CHAT] Heptagonian: good play
[14:40:25] [CHAT] parkslope: no
[14:40:27] [CHAT] Heptagonian: thank you magmaquake
[14:40:35] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:40:40] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:41:12] parkslope is being attacked by [Ashling the Pilgrim].
[14:41:23] [CHAT] parkslope: im dead if i dont block
[14:41:28] [CHAT] parkslope: and if i do block
[14:41:31] [CHAT] parkslope: i die next turn
[14:41:33] [CHAT] parkslope: gg
[14:41:35] [CHAT] Heptagonian: z o o p
[14:41:36] [Horde of Notions] blocks [Ashling the Pilgrim].
[14:41:50] [CHAT] Heptagonian: wait I think I want you in the game
[14:42:02] Turn 13: Back_Alley_G
[14:42:06] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of their library. If ...).
[14:42:06] [CHAT] Heptagonian: cause I can't contest with omen
[14:42:14] Back_Alley_G casts [Mask of Memory].
[14:42:17] [CHAT] parkslope: shouldve thought about that
[14:42:23] [CHAT] Heptagonian: No I mean I can 100% save you
[14:42:43] Heptagonian is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm].
[14:42:43] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[14:42:55] Back_Alley_G casts [Hedron Archive].
[14:42:58] Back_Alley_G casts [Mask of Avacyn].
[14:43:08] [CHAT] parkslope: You havent gotten anything from me that's good
[14:43:19] [CHAT] parkslope: Ive got like 20 cmc 6+ creatures in my deck
[14:43:19] Heptagonian has been dealt 6 total damage by Back_Alley_G's commander, [Etali, Primal Storm].
[14:43:20] [CHAT] parkslope: haha
[14:43:22] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I'm loving this btw
[14:43:31] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: this is exactly how etali bullies me
[14:43:35] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Crystal Ball] ( Scry 2.).
[14:43:41] [CHAT] parkslope: its scary
[14:43:47] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: except that BAG gets artisan and kozikels and others from the top of my deck
[14:44:02] [CHAT] parkslope: I wonder what the one card is
[14:44:26] Back_Alley_G puts 2 cards on the bottom of their library.
[14:44:36] Back_Alley_G exiles [Sentinel Totem] with [Sentinel Totem]'s ability.
[14:44:36] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Sentinel Totem] ( Exile all cards from all graveyards.).
[14:44:50] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: which one card?
[14:44:57] [CHAT] Heptagonian: Oh wait if I triple activate I die
[14:44:57] [CHAT] parkslope: In your hand
[14:44:59] [CHAT] Heptagonian: yeah you dead son
[14:45:00] [CHAT] parkslope: That you've been holding
[14:45:03] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Mask of Avacyn] targeting [Etali, Primal Storm] (Equip {3}).
[14:45:04] [CHAT] parkslope: Hah
[14:45:17] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: ohh that, probably just a mountain Idk ;)
[14:45:30] [CHAT] parkslope: 8 health
[14:45:48] [CHAT] Heptagonian: oh it's per counter
[14:45:50] [CHAT] Heptagonian: yeah you're right
[14:45:54] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:45:59] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:46:04] Turn 13: parkslope
[14:46:07] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of their library. If ...).
[14:46:16] parkslope puts [Forest] into play.
[14:46:21] [CHAT] parkslope: wew
[14:46:47] [CHAT] Heptagonian: wait am I retarded or do I kill back_alley nex turn
[14:46:55] [CHAT] parkslope: smart
[14:46:56] [CHAT] parkslope: exile
[14:47:03] parkslope activates an ability of [Temur Banner] ( Draw a card.).
[14:47:09] [CHAT] parkslope: im dead
[14:47:09] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: thanks
[14:47:10] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: "draw"
[14:47:11] parkslope draws a card with [Temur Banner]'s ability.
[14:47:14] parkslope has conceded from the game.
[14:47:15] parkslope is now a watcher.
[14:47:18] [CHAT] parkslope: I'll watch
[14:47:30] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:47:40] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:47:47] Turn 14: Heptagonian
[14:47:48] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Omen Machine] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of their library. If ...).
[14:47:57] Heptagonian casts [Release the Gremlins]. (X is 0).
[14:47:58] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: oh I do see lethal
[14:48:01] [CHAT] parkslope: hooh
[14:48:03] [CHAT] Heptagonian: yeah, right?
[14:48:06] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:48:14] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
[14:48:15] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: don't screw it though
[14:48:24] [CHAT] parkslope: THE ONE CARD
[14:48:26] Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Ashling the Pilgrim].
[14:48:27] [CHAT] parkslope: What is it!
[14:48:32] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Ghitu Encampment] ( Ghitu Encampment becomes a 2/1 red Warrior creature with first strike until end of turn. It's sti...).
[14:48:37] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: oh wait
[14:48:37] [CHAT] parkslope: OH MAN
[14:48:40] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: that
[14:48:41] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: hahaha
[14:48:47] [CHAT] parkslope: HAHAH
[14:48:51] Heptagonian activates an ability of [Ashling the Pilgrim] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved t...).
Winner: Back_Alley_G
Game 1 Completed.
[14:49:08] parkslope has stopped watching.
[14:49:09] Heptagonian draws their next card.