Squire
Squire r1 vs lynx
BuggedCardObserver,Tourney
IronicGentleman,rndfunction

== Game 1 (582675600) ==
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IronicGentleman joined the game.
rndfunction chooses to play first.
rndfunction keeps this hand.
IronicGentleman keeps this hand.
Turn 1: rndfunction
rndfunction skips their draw step.
rndfunction plays [Ash Barrens].
Turn 1: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Island].
Turn 2: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Orzhov Basilica].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Orzhov Basilica] onto the stack (When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.).
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: not elves? what did they do to you?
rndfunction returns [Ash Barrens] to its owner's hand with [Orzhov Basilica]'s ability.
rndfunction discards [Ash Barrens].
rndfunction cycles [Ash Barrens].
[CHAT] rndfunction: They hurt me real bad last wek ;)
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: lol
rndfunction reveals [Plains].
Turn 2: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Plains].
IronicGentleman casts [Sinew Sliver].
[CHAT] rndfunction: What did they do to you?!
Turn 3: rndfunction
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: heh
rndfunction casts [Lone Missionary].
IronicGentleman returns [Island] to its owner's hand with with [Daze]'s ability.
IronicGentleman casts [Daze] using an alternate cost targeting [Lone Missionary].
[CHAT] rndfunction: Okay def didn't see that coming
rndfunction plays [Scoured Barrens].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Scoured Barrens] onto the stack (When Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
Turn 3: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Island].
IronicGentleman casts [Sinew Sliver].
rndfunction is being attacked by [Sinew Sliver].
Turn 4: rndfunction
rndfunction casts [Thraben Inspector].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Thraben Inspector] onto the stack (When Thraben Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.).
rndfunction's [Thraben Inspector] creates a Clue token.
rndfunction plays [Plains].
rndfunction casts [Kor Skyfisher].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kor Skyfisher] onto the stack (When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.).
rndfunction returns [Thraben Inspector] to its owner's hand with [Kor Skyfisher]'s ability.
rndfunction casts [Thraben Inspector].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Thraben Inspector] onto the stack (When Thraben Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.).
rndfunction's [Thraben Inspector] creates a Clue token.
Turn 4: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman discards [Ash Barrens].
IronicGentleman cycles [Ash Barrens].
IronicGentleman reveals [Forest].
IronicGentleman plays [Forest].
IronicGentleman casts [Predatory Sliver].
rndfunction is being attacked by [Sinew Sliver] and [Sinew Sliver].
Turn 5: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Kabira Crossroads].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kabira Crossroads] onto the stack (When Kabira Crossroads enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.).
Turn 5: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Forest].
IronicGentleman casts [Predatory Sliver].
IronicGentleman casts [Winged Sliver].
rndfunction is being attacked by [Predatory Sliver], [Sinew Sliver], and [Sinew Sliver].
rndfunction casts [Prismatic Strands].
rndfunction chooses white.
5 damage caused by [Sinew Sliver] to rndfunction is prevented.
5 damage caused by [Sinew Sliver] to rndfunction is prevented.
Turn 6: rndfunction
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rndfunction casts [Palace Jailer].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Palace Jailer] onto the stack targeting [Winged Sliver] (When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opp...).
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Palace Jailer] onto the stack (When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.).
rndfunction plays [Bojuka Bog].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Bojuka Bog] onto the stack targeting IronicGentleman (When Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield, exile all cards from target player's graveyard.).
rndfunction puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
Turn 6: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman casts [Crystalline Sliver].
rndfunction is being attacked by [Predatory Sliver], [Predatory Sliver], [Sinew Sliver], and [Sinew Sliver].
[Kor Skyfisher] blocks [Predatory Sliver].
[Palace Jailer] blocks [Predatory Sliver].
[Thraben Inspector] blocks [Predatory Sliver].
[Kor Skyfisher] stops blocking.
[Thraben Inspector] stops blocking.
[Palace Jailer] stops blocking.
[Thraben Inspector] blocks [Sinew Sliver].
[Kor Skyfisher] blocks [Sinew Sliver].
[Palace Jailer] blocks [Sinew Sliver].
Blockers for [Sinew Sliver] are ordered as follows: [Palace Jailer], [Kor Skyfisher], [Thraben Inspector]
rndfunction casts [Prismatic Strands] from the graveyard.
rndfunction chooses green.
5 damage caused by [Predatory Sliver] to rndfunction is prevented.
5 damage caused by [Predatory Sliver] to rndfunction is prevented.
rndfunction puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, its controller becomes the monarch.).
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
Turn 7: rndfunction
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rndfunction activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
rndfunction draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
rndfunction casts [Night's Whisper].
rndfunction draws two cards with [Night's Whisper].
Winner: IronicGentleman
Game 1 Completed.

== Game 2 (582677552) ==
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rndfunction chooses to play first.
rndfunction keeps this hand.
IronicGentleman keeps this hand.
Turn 1: rndfunction
rndfunction skips their draw step.
rndfunction plays [Swamp].
Turn 1: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Island].
Turn 2: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Orzhov Basilica].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Orzhov Basilica] onto the stack (When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.).
rndfunction returns [Swamp] to its owner's hand with [Orzhov Basilica]'s ability.
IronicGentleman discards [Ash Barrens].
IronicGentleman cycles [Ash Barrens].
IronicGentleman reveals [Island].
Turn 2: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Forest].
IronicGentleman casts [Predatory Sliver].
[CHAT] rndfunction: I can't believe you threw Daze in that pile
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: it would make more sense if you saw the list
[CHAT] RedderTory: An Ironic deck w/o Daze
[CHAT] rndfunction: lol
[CHAT] RedderTory: That's oxymoronic
Turn 3: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Swamp].
rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] targeting IronicGentleman.
IronicGentleman sacrifices [Predatory Sliver].
Turn 3: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Plains].
IronicGentleman casts [Sidewinder Sliver].
IronicGentleman casts [Standstill].
[CHAT] rndfunction: ...
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: lul
Turn 4: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Swamp].
Turn 4: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Plains].
rndfunction is being attacked by [Sidewinder Sliver].
Turn 5: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Orzhov Basilica].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Orzhov Basilica] onto the stack (When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.).
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: 20 turn clock, you're gonna have to move sometime
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: kek
rndfunction returns [Swamp] to its owner's hand with [Orzhov Basilica]'s ability.
Turn 5: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Island].
rndfunction is being attacked by [Sidewinder Sliver].
[CHAT] RedderTory: Hyperaggressive decks
Turn 6: rndfunction
[CHAT] RedderTory: The other home for Landstill 
rndfunction casts [Palace Jailer].
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Standstill] onto the stack (When a player casts a spell, sacrifice Standstill. If you do, each of that player's opponents draw...).
IronicGentleman draws three cards with [Standstill]'s ability.
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Palace Jailer] onto the stack targeting [Sidewinder Sliver] (When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opp...).
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Palace Jailer] onto the stack (When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.).
rndfunction plays [Swamp].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
Turn 6: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman casts [Obsidian Acolyte].
IronicGentleman casts [Plated Sliver].
[CHAT] rndfunction: lol
IronicGentleman casts [Winged Sliver].
IronicGentleman plays [Terramorphic Expanse].
rndfunction casts [Doom Blade] targeting [Winged Sliver].
IronicGentleman returns [Island] to its owner's hand with with [Daze]'s ability.
IronicGentleman casts [Daze] using an alternate cost targeting [Doom Blade].
Turn 7: rndfunction
rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] targeting IronicGentleman.
IronicGentleman sacrifices [Plated Sliver].
rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] targeting IronicGentleman.
IronicGentleman sacrifices [Winged Sliver].
rndfunction casts [Lone Missionary].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Lone Missionary] onto the stack (When Lone Missionary enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.).
rndfunction plays [Orzhov Basilica].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Orzhov Basilica] onto the stack (When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.).
rndfunction returns [Swamp] to its owner's hand with [Orzhov Basilica]'s ability.
rndfunction puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Terramorphic Expanse] ( Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle yo...).
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Turn 7: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Island].
IronicGentleman casts [Sidewinder Sliver].
Turn 8: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Swamp].
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IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Lone Missionary] and [Palace Jailer].
rndfunction casts [Kor Skyfisher].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kor Skyfisher] onto the stack (When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.).
rndfunction returns [Lone Missionary] to its owner's hand with [Kor Skyfisher]'s ability.
rndfunction casts [Lone Missionary].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Lone Missionary] onto the stack (When Lone Missionary enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.).
rndfunction puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
Turn 8: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman has conceded from the game.
Winner: rndfunction
Game 2 Completed.

== Game 3 (582679292) ==
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rndfunction joined the game.
IronicGentleman joined the game.
IronicGentleman chooses to play first.
IronicGentleman keeps this hand.
rndfunction keeps this hand.
Turn 1: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman skips their draw step.
IronicGentleman plays [Island].
IronicGentleman casts [Aether Vial].
Turn 1: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Swamp].
Turn 2: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman casts [Aether Vial].
IronicGentleman plays [Terramorphic Expanse].
Turn 2: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Orzhov Basilica].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Orzhov Basilica] onto the stack (When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.).
rndfunction returns [Swamp] to its owner's hand with [Orzhov Basilica]'s ability.
IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Terramorphic Expanse] ( Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle yo...).
IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Aether Vial] ( You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Ae...).
rndfunction discards [Prismatic Strands].
Turn 3: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman plays [Plains].
IronicGentleman casts [Aether Vial].
IronicGentleman casts [Sinew Sliver].
[CHAT] rndfunction: Well good news for me in a way
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: yeah lol
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: I kept 3 lands, vial, sidewinder, sinew, 1 other
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: and drew two vials
rndfunction is being attacked by [Sidewinder Sliver].
Turn 3: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Plains].
rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] targeting IronicGentleman.
IronicGentleman sacrifices [Sidewinder Sliver].
Turn 4: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman chooses not to use [Aether Vial]'s ability.
rndfunction is being attacked by [Sinew Sliver].
Turn 4: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Swamp].
rndfunction casts [Kitchen Finks].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.).
Turn 5: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman plays [Island].
Turn 5: rndfunction
IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks].
rndfunction casts [Kor Skyfisher].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kor Skyfisher] onto the stack (When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.).
rndfunction returns [Kitchen Finks] to its owner's hand with [Kor Skyfisher]'s ability.
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rndfunction plays [Orzhov Basilica].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Orzhov Basilica] onto the stack (When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.).
rndfunction returns [Swamp] to its owner's hand with [Orzhov Basilica]'s ability.
Turn 6: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman plays [Plains].
Turn 6: rndfunction
rndfunction casts [Kitchen Finks].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.).
IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kor Skyfisher].
rndfunction plays [Orzhov Basilica].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Orzhov Basilica] onto the stack (When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.).
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: I'm blaming this one on variance
rndfunction returns [Plains] to its owner's hand with [Orzhov Basilica]'s ability.
Turn 7: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman plays [Plains].
Turn 7: rndfunction
IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks] and [Kor Skyfisher].
rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] targeting IronicGentleman.
IronicGentleman sacrifices [Sinew Sliver].
rndfunction plays [Evolving Wilds].
Turn 8: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman plays [Forest].
[CHAT] RedderTory: technically every game result is partly due to variance :P
[CHAT] rndfunction: Yeah this one is just bad luck
rndfunction activates an ability of [Evolving Wilds] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your ...).
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: I drew 7 lands and 3 vials
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: the probability of that happening
[CHAT] rndfunction: Perfect hand
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Turn 8: rndfunction
rndfunction casts [Lone Missionary].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Lone Missionary] onto the stack (When Lone Missionary enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.).
IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks] and [Kor Skyfisher].
rndfunction casts [Kor Skyfisher].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kor Skyfisher] onto the stack (When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.).
rndfunction returns [Lone Missionary] to its owner's hand with [Kor Skyfisher]'s ability.
rndfunction casts [Lone Missionary].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Lone Missionary] onto the stack (When Lone Missionary enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.).
rndfunction plays [Plains].
IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Aether Vial] ( You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Ae...).
Turn 9: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman has conceded from the game.
Winner: rndfunction
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: rndfunction: 2–1
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